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thatstheriddle: sherokutakari: deanbelievesinwholockholmes: bennydict: EVERYONE who reblogs this will be insulted in Shakespearean fashion. I am so looking forward to this … I GOT MINE BEING INSULTED HAS MADE MY NIGHT EVERYONE SHES NOT JOKING
creapy: creapy: creapy: creapy: if we ever date i will actually make cute bentos for you for lunch AND IM NOT JOKING I HAVE A THING MY PAReNTS GOT WHEN I LIVED IN JAPAN THAT SHAPES RICE INTO CUTE LITTLE ANIMALS AND I WILL MAKE SAUSAGE OCTOPUS FOR
grawly: spoookee: fronk-jaeger: auralisdx: oldroots: type bronies into youtube you get ponies wearing diapers run across your screen im not joking oh you’re shitting me what the fuck is this what a time to be alive its fucking real
spoopy-tongues-blog: krgrace: BILLY WAS NOT JOKING THE CLOWNS WANT TO BECOME THE DOMINANT SPECIES ON EARTH AND WILL DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL!
neotrances:neotrances:christianity is the single most evil thing in the world im not joking white christians have done unrepairable damage to the entire world, like all throughout history it has been yall
holdvilagos:men with longer hair if you hear a voice that tells you to cut it that’s the devil talking. you have to ignore it at all costs im not joking
bai-xue88:aswiftfooted:Monty Python’s Life of Brian (1979).Exactly what learning Latin feels like. I’m not joking. Latin is the math of languages. What a beautiful nightmare of a tongue.
curseworm: oooh i am in a foul mood i am in a horrid little temper do not joke or jest with me i will grit my horrid teeth and stomp my horrid feet and cook a bean soup which neither of us will enjoy
bikerbitch:dmtsilo:bikerbitch: i dont need a fucking camera to hold my hand while i backup im not a pussy i dont even have a rearview mirror i just decide when to back out based on the vibe kiss me
zicko:hypotheticalpeople:Guy who got the death penalty but he survived so they just let him leavethis reminds me of a joke. so theres this bulgarian guy right? loves trains, has loved trains since he was a kid. one day, the bulgarian railroad association
cdtrishymac: cdtrishymac: cdtrishymac: cdtrishymac: I am your vintage pin-up slut! Use me Boys and Girls. Talk to me, get to know me, Fuck me! Seriously message me and find out how nasty I can get, not joking. I am totally worth a shot aren’t
domtopsir: I’m not joking. Kneel right at my feet. I want to talk to you. I know you’re new to the house, and I was the one that let you rent a room here. I’m also the one that found out you’re a faggot. I don’t mean a gay guy, but a fag. You’re
oncelerfucker69: oncelerfucker69: MORNING I am not joking when I say 11 people unfollowed me after this
henny-de-gallo: thabootyscholar: fiftyshadesofmacygray: cheyennecheyenne: xn–pn8h1e: imjihlitmoe: rawnaturalreal: I’m cryinggg 😭 daaaaaaamn this isn’t funny. like the whole trend of this just is not jokes. the only time that kind
jelloapocalypse: seliphra:coffeeandcockatiels: anaivephilosopher: lookhereiam: Something that was bothering me that I had to draw. ^This I have friends like this. Just leave them alone, they’re allowed to do what they want. Also do NOT joke
pulpfanfiction: onslaughtsix: tumblewhoreo: Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars What a cockmunch Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off but instead he drew
beefsquatch: adventuretitan: SHE DRESSED AS BLOSSOM? I had such a crush on her not even gon’ lie. this is why my hair is red. so my boyfriend will love me
baby-hart: baby-hart: baby-hart: baby-hart: GUYS NO WHAT THE FUCK. I JUST LOOKED AT THE TIME ABOUT 20 MINUTES AGO AND IT SAID 1:50AM. NOW IT SAYS 1:12AM. GUYS WHAT IS HAPPENING. GUYS IM NOT JOKING SEND HELP I ACTUALLY THINK THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG
lezz-beann: This is literally one of my favorite scenes ever. Not joking.
phan-yo: gayshipsaremyweakness: I forgot I had this but enjoy this video of Dan playing piano Like I’m not joking, this has calmed me down like by 30%
sacklunchbunch: “I do not joke when I say she is my better half. She really is. I cannot believe what a fantastic life I have today. Ultimately. We both changed a lot. So now I cannot imagine a life without her. I’ve certainly come to believe that
mereperf: ask-miss-frost: Thanks to Tumblr, I know the plot, characters, ships, inside jokes etc. of every single even vaguely popular fandom, but I still have absolutely no clue what Homestuck even is.
pizzaotter: When I say I’m really fucking horny, I am not joking.
lepetitenoirmarkie: ithotyouknew2: capacity: kairo-koutureee: brosandprose: tylerct: ted: Ella Dawson has genital herpes, and she wants to tell you about it. She’s not speaking up for the shock value — she’s telling you because she wants
I already was an audience memeber for the Maury show in October but sure why not go to the Jerry Springer show with Candi this month.
Make Tea Not Love
curtar-xo: shutup-and-3at: okay so as my history teacher is handing out our textbooks, he stops and says, and i’m not joking, why did they put Morgan Freeman on the cover. morgan freeman. gonadsoverdose lightning-moon
juicyjacqulyn: porcelain-horse-horselain: THIS IS LITERALLY A THING THAT HAPPENS THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME MORE THAN ONCE THIS SUMMER I AM NOT JOKING IN THE LEAST Good
yataspenis: this guy who lives in the same town as me stole a kit kat and got arrested and im not joking when i say literally everyone of his friends that he has on facebook posted ‘would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit’ on his facebook wall
trophywhore: This is literally the 8th time Porsche has talked about getting married…. And no, he’s not joking either 😕😐 I am in this position as well with Mountain Man but I wouldn’t ever marry him because of the 17 year age difference,
gallifreyanturtles: juicyjacqulyn: porcelain-horse-horselain: THIS IS LITERALLY A THING THAT HAPPENS THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME MORE THAN ONCE THIS SUMMER I AM NOT JOKING IN THE LEAST Good A completely acceptable reaction.
sofudgeaswell: tigerpixie: cystertricia: we-made-a-resolution: weasel-princess: askchrisglennon: mrweaselbee: Take some time to read this. Okay. I’m seriously crying. I’m not joking. I’m tearing up so badly right now. I’m in tears..
cliterallysame: literally me I’m not joking
kimbras: sadvaporwavebabe: reminder to call your pets by their proper pronouns! use petself/dogself/catself/hamsterself etc because they are not able to communicate their preferred gender and pronouns thank you this has been a psa uwu
kanyewesticle: kanyewesticle: im drinking pussy im not joking
skinnylander: skinnylander: can someone talk to me or i will kill myself from boredom im not joking
hummus: weavemama: weavemama: Wow….. the world is getting scarier by the minute. My heart goes out to the people of Mexico who were affected by this. Magnitude 8 ain’t not joke. UPDATE: A possible Tsunami has been warned at about 5 am in the following
blackdsm: dontjudgeb-thanks: nastyynova: the-freak-conglomerate: bigpussybitch: bigswoll40: chocolatehoneybunny: SHE A BADD BITCH. damn she ain’t not joke Yeah she’s bad, and it feels so good to him he’s screaming like a biiiitch. I need
sataniswhite: afrikanrootz: unabellaanima: Always reblog when I see this My child. I’ve done this before. Sophomore year of high school. I’m not joking. - Cici
letmalikyourpussiescarrots: I think I just had a mini heart attack, not joking… WTF? He must be sick or something…
thatstheriddle:sherokutakari:deanbelievesinwholockholmes:bennydict: EVERYONE who reblogs this will be insulted in Shakespearean fashion. I am so looking forward to this … I GOT MINE BEING INSULTED HAS MADE MY NIGHT EVERYONE SHES NOT JOKING
im not just chaos
tommcfly: lovingmcfly: mcflyanna: 5000candlesinthewind: “Words of Wisdom” by Dougie Poynter “Feel. Don’t think.” “Don’t tran and catch the ball. Relax and the ball will come to you.” “I am not joking, but I really do think that
ashleyfrangpianes-blog: Thanks for all the memories, The Wanted. The inside jokes between you boys and the fanmily will be something I will personally never forget. You'll forever be in our hearts.
I’m sure Moon would’ve loved that joke. He’s really the shiny mareep of the show.
riseofthebigfour: sawebee: zeebeey: sobbing me too this is why i love nicknames. Because then when it’s serious time, and they person calls the other person by their REAL name, you know that they are either terrified, 100% not joking, or extremely
The tides are not joke here. (at Miyajima)
This is the hottest fucking video I have ever seen in my life not joking
things I need right now: alcohol drugs a sugar daddy new clothes a cute girl someone to make out with
thesonicscrew: harperhug: roselikesenglish:vickythepixie: can we acknowledge that this was absolutely disgusting? She forced herself on him and he was not comfortable, clearly seen in his body-language. In front of thousands of people. And then he
sparkamovement: Girls’ toddler Cookie Monster costume vs. Boys’ toddler Cookie Monster costume. We’re not joking when we say gender expectations and sexualization start early.
thepsychicchasms: I would actually murder people for this body. I’m not joking at all.
darthpauly: She has beautiful skin. Not joking. She was created this way and is art from god
more specifically, there are people joking that Asami would or HAS taken advantage of Korra when she was disabled and think its “hot” like oh yeah wheelchair sex, and that’s so disgusting and i’m ashamed of whoever thinks that
You guys know when I ask you to ask me stuff I’m not joking right? Because right now no one has fucking asked me anything
coachela: tomorrow I’m turning 18 and I’m going to eat sushi for breakfast and mexican for dinner not joking
halaalpussy: Please nicki minaj i want you to kill me i am not joking it would be such an honor
