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snailytoaster: slytherinlynx: jinglejongle: mariellani: jinglejongle: mariellani: shit-me-sideways: zacharymerricks: So apparently nasa changed the dates for the zodiacs??? I’m not Pisces I’m Aquarius?????? Ya I think that makes me a Scorpio
ms-demeanor:I am absolutely not joking at all when I say that The Sixth Sense should be required as teaching material when you’re trying to get kids to learn about why color matters.No, the red DOESN’T mean love or violence or passion, however the
:ihatepissvortex:ihatepissvortex:they need to stop this NFL season now i am not joking or being facetious they need to reevaluate how football is played fundamentally and it should have happened after Tua earlier this seasonthey are doing CPR on a player
thebeautyofmoonlight: dudeufugly: do you think someone, as a joke, just constantly gives him lemon juice and Benedict, being the professional that he is, tries to act his way through it every single time, failing miserably? Every single time.
amoyed: when someone “jokingly” steals food from your plate
justdilla: diaz-devan: I’m not joking this is footage of me at the club WATCH TILL THE END. FUCK IT UP ZOEEEYYYYEHEHHE Lololol
yourmajestyyy: so me and my friend were joking around and I asked her “how do white people kiss if they don’t have lips” and she typed it into google and this is the FIRST thing that shows up. uh the fuck type shit is this! One: she spelled kiss
weaintaboutshit: plotprincessss: itsduonne: fxckaurl: takawaste: good lmao I’m sick of this trend of dudes fake cheating on their girls it’s not funny and he deserved that Right. I'da ducked his shit up to Wow You three trifling as fuck and
realdowntomarsgirll: tzefira: highlitemami: framesjanco: wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s
zerosuit: teamnowalls: tenacityarrow: quantum-dragon: nabyss: geek-ramblings: Please tell me this means we are going to get a Deadpool style marketing campaign for this. Me too. i thought this was a joke because it obviously looks photoshopped but
ithelpstodream: everything-casey: ithelpstodream: i can’t believe all the people losing their shit over this post are the same people who make ‘triggered’ jokes. Here’s the thing. If you at all monitor your language based on your audience—avoiding
glumshoe: adragon-slayer: glumshoe: be-our-221b-guest: glumshoe: in 2011 my friend was playing with my hair and I joked that my deactivation switch was hidden on my scalp and we both laughed a few moments later, he stroked the back of my head
whataterriblethought: nevver: Twin Peaks Pretty much. I buy coffee from my local starbucks so much that half the time they give it to me for free because they know I’ll be back later that day for more coffee. I’m not joking, I’m averaging four
theultimatesjw: You whiney pissbabies need to calm down and stop freaking out over women saying “kill all men” How could you possibly think we were not joking or exaggerating? Of course we don’t want to kill all men, it would be bad for the propagation
horseless-headsman: garlicseas-oning: garlicseas-oning: my friend is studying abroad in spain and he keeps dressing up as waldo and photobombing his classmates’ pictures i am not joking Your friend is a fucking genius
juicyjacqulyn: porcelain-horse-horselain: THIS IS LITERALLY A THING THAT HAPPENS THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME MORE THAN ONCE THIS SUMMER I AM NOT JOKING IN THE LEAST Good
out-in-the-open: Jensen: He is not joking. I simply forgot that happened because I blocked it from my memory. This actually happened. Another time Jensen was traumatized by Jared’s music choices (x).
salmonpynk replied to your post: just to kill time and curiosity Teddiursa, Ursaring and Torterra c: You have a thing with bears….wait Torterra is not a bear :c
seliphra: coffeeandcockatiels: anaivephilosopher: lookhereiam: Something that was bothering me that I had to draw. ^This I have friends like this. Just leave them alone, they’re allowed to do what they want. Also do NOT joke about slipping
King of Moose
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: Shipping Those Two Characters Was Not My Intention: a tale of regret and acceptance
penguin-of-doom: What do you call a man who is short, speaks in rhymes, and is able to spin straw into gold? No really I’m not joking here, he’s coming for my firstborn in three days and I need to figure out his name.
diamondsfuckingdroog: delano-laramie: thegrandstonedblood: teddyandtea: This is the best Anime and no one can deny. i’m reblogging this twice because thIS ISN’T A JOKE ITS A REAL SHOW THIS DIALOGUE IS REAL THIS SHOW WAS MY CHILDHOOD BOBOBO
baby-hart: baby-hart: baby-hart: baby-hart: GUYS I JUST LOOKED AT THE TIME ABOUT 20 MINUTES AGO AND IT SAID 1:50AM. NOW IT SAYS 1:12AM. GUYS WHAT IS HAPPENING. GUYS IM NOT JOKING SEND HELP I ACTUALLY THINK THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME i have
PETA Is A Joke
She probably thinks I’m joking
orange-plum: The only thing I’m going to say about this election, the one and only thing, is if you’re stressed, if you think you could experience a panic attack of any kind or suffer anxiety GET OFF TUMBLR for a few days at least. I am not joking.
since-the-900s: luluhellyeahlamperouge: shoooting-angels: mikasas-tickle-spot: lelouc Every single person in the world deserve to witness this masterpiece. Look at the notes omfg WE USED THIS AS AN IMPROVE PROMPT IN MY THEATRE CLASS I’M NOT JOKING
henroth-valdemar: So I had something happen today that got me thinking. Near to a friend of mine a house is a rock quarry, which is still in use. My friend and two friends of his decided to go into the quarry. I’m not joking when I said they found
I’m really not sure I can do this anymore. If we don’t come up with at least 90% of our rent for the next 2 months, and all of it after that, we literally lose everything and are out on the streets because we have no way to get the six hours down
lilitharcane: micdotcom: Watch: Thank you Rep. Stokes. Thank you for saying all this. This barely has any notes. Civilians reblog this! We’re not jokes and this is how the GOVERNMENT sees us.
vittoriaspunk-cake: I’m not joking. You’ll be happier.
elalmadelmar: That is radfem rhetoric. I’m not joking, exaggerating, or engaging in an ad hominem. One of the foundational elements of radical feminism is the notion that violence and abuse are masculine traits, and that women, freed of patriarchal
chartreuze: “I’m not joking. A man can go kill himself.”
analalana: “Sissies don’t even care if it works” “thank You Daddy!” available >HERE< with free 3 day shipping (on orders over ำ) not joking!
riseofthebigfour: sawebee: zeebeey: sobbing me too this is why i love nicknames. Because then, when it’s serious time, and the person calls the other person by their REAL name, you know that they are either terrified, 100% not joking, or extremely
thatstheriddle: sherokutakari: deanbelievesinwholockholmes: bennydict: EVERYONE who reblogs this will be insulted in Shakespearean fashion. I am so looking forward to this … I GOT MINE BEING INSULTED HAS MADE MY NIGHT EVERYONE SHES NOT JOKING
Wouldnt that be illegal based on the fact they tried to pass this as real money?Im missing a joke here aint I.
I'm not joking when I say that something in the Beyoncé album changed me.
mygayisshowing:Why I don’t think it’s funny when men make jokes about that their lives are over once they’re married:-No man is forced to get married. But thousands of girls and women are forced to marry someone they don’t love or even know every
pixie-md: “No, I’m not joking. Give me 贄 right now and I’ll let you masturbate in front of me. You’re perverted enough to do it, right? So what are you waiting for? You aren’t ever going to get this offer again. Going once, going twice…”
oppreciate: seliphra: coffeeandcockatiels: anaivephilosopher: lookhereiam: Something that was bothering me that I had to draw. ^This I have friends like this. Just leave them alone, they’re allowed to do what they want. Also do NOT joke about
My stepdad brought me back a snow ball from WV. I’m not joking. He drove 10 hours and brought me this.
trans-positive-vibes: trans womens lives arent jokes pass it on
That awkward moment when you start telling a story and you realise no one’s listening, so you slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything.
stinson-rocks: dickspeightjr: teffysayshi: dickspeightjr: this is the left half of a gay man because gays do not have rights ummm excuse me that’s actually his right half ur excused what this posts actually means is that gays do have rights
“All you saw was an opportunity to hookup with a poor drunken girl!”-Me joking around about how Jon and I hooked-up when I crossed into the frat“Well, I didn’t have to ask you out after! But I did cuz I liked you from before all
malerater: I’m not joking- if you want to see more of this u need to follow me: malerater
thelookingglassstuff:I’m not joking, I’m deleting this Friday.
caterpillar-chronicals: shanellbklyn: peechingtonmariejust: kingjaffejoffer: lmao Lmao snoop’s message to sterling lolol Oh dear! 😱 He was not joking lol
huffpostworld: We’re not joking.
darksideofthemoon007: where-are-my-asgardians: I am not joking, I cannot stop laughing right now x’D
huffpostworld-blog: We’re not joking.
baby-hart: baby-hart: baby-hart: baby-hart: GUYS NO WHAT THE FUCK. I JUST LOOKED AT THE TIME ABOUT 20 MINUTES AGO AND IT SAID 1:50AM. NOW IT SAYS 1:12AM. GUYS WHAT IS HAPPENING. GUYS IM NOT JOKING SEND HELP I ACTUALLY THINK THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG
