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savarend: important gender headcanons for queer punk au Read More I’m gonna cry these are perfect (and having these on record is pretty cool). Also, yeah, I assumed Reiner and Krista were cis. But they’re cool. And def not het. So
khaleesipotter: Actors [2/8] Matthew Gray Gubler “I just love entertaining. I will do anything - stand-up comedy, video games, fencing, internet shorts - I just want to keep being lucky enough to entertain people anyway I can. I try never to limit
Hey bud it's Jackie
queeralieninvasion: Things I wish people would stop making jokes about -hearing voices -needing therapy -taking “crazy” pills -asylums and mental hospitals -seeing things/having visions -delusional thinking -mentally ill people in general like just
shiguresoenstyle:if you thought i was even remotely serious in calling t2 “bicycle sanuso” i am sorry to say that you aRE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT(yES this is the one piece x yowapeda joke that nobody asked for)
stacee-not-jaxx:I love that for them 😌
dragons-and-art: HELLo tHEREcasually spends an eternity with this idea in mind, i’m not joking this fucking idea with Jade has been in my head forever i am so happy it’s finally out.Jade needs to be the spooky one more often :v Jake does that way
The day Yayoi retired from the music industry was a really sad day. Then he got married, fat and ugly (not joking here).
trialsandtrails:One of the hardest things about being in a long distance relationship is the lack of support that I get with my family and friends sometimes. This isn’t a joke to me or an experiment- this is my significant other. This is a huge part
be curious. not judgmental.
my liege, i be not bovverèd
allegoricalrose: I very rarely rec a WIP but I sat down and read Arkytior: A Snow White Tale by natural–blues (adult, child abuse TW)last night andOHMY GODYou really, really need to start reading this if you’re not. It didn’t seem like my kind
aspiringpolymath: you-cant-return-to-fruitprom: noctis-nova: lilitharcane: micdotcom: Watch: Thank you Rep. Stokes. Thank you for saying all this. This barely has any notes. Civilians reblog this! We’re not jokes and this is how the GOVERNMENT
lauraannegilman: voidbat: disappointed-pero-not-surprised: dank-space-memes: inkandcayenne: wilfulwayfarer: rasec-wizzlbang: dalaisa-katili: local-emo-mom: anarcho-individualist: explanatorypower: i dont understand this at all and america scares
transjon:eroticcannibal:lmaonade:lmaonade:i am not joking we need to force teach cooking in schools. like. it is an essential thing for survival. do you know how easy it is to make things if you know even the bare bones shit about how cooking works. we
paganhairypussy: I am not joking
sorry: Do not reach for the stars. They are giant balls of fiery gas. Waste of time.
h0rmonecasserole: Saying “my friend” is just much easier than saying “this person I follow on tumblr” so you’re all my friends whether you like it or not okay
penguin-of-doom: What do you call a man who is short, speaks in rhymes, and is able to spin straw into gold? No really I’m not joking here, he’s coming for my firstborn in three days and I need to figure out his name.
shutup-and-3at: okay so as my history teacher is handing out our textbooks, he stops and says, and i’m not joking, why did they put Morgan Freeman on the cover. morgan freeman. YOUR HISTORY TEACHER?!
what-i-learned-from-silent-hill: Submitted by: gamersarea This is very poignant! Love is a very big, central theme in most of the games - not romantic love, mind, but the love you have for people you care about (most often that of family, especially
You know that scene in Shattered Memories where Harry is in the back of the car while two people start arguing and at first it’s just kind of weird and he cracks a joke to break the tension but then it gets more and more awkward and he’s just
littlekingjulienthings: “average person likes to move it move it” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person does not like to move it move it. King Julien, who likes to move it move it 10,000 times each day, is an outlier adn
pretty much every single time I or someone else says “what was that noise?” I need to follow it up with “whose footprints are these?” Its pretty obnoxious but I can’t not do it
beanbeankingdom: literallysokka: OH MY GODDDDD this is a dream come true …This is fakeThe account that posted it is a joke account. Aw :(
SU probably has heavily storyboard-based writing because if someone wrote that Pearl had to be facing forward but were not the one who’d have to draw it they’d probably get punched in the face
slasher9485:alcheminty: hodge-podge-cosplay:vodka-and-flower-crowns: kingofthecasuals!!!! It made it to the dashs!! GO D DAMMIT THIS TOOK ME 2 YEARS TO UNDERSTAND THIS WHAT THE F- Someone please tell me the joke The coke says ‘legend’,
It’s always kind of frustrated me that when in “Joking Victim” Steven asked what the tape was and Sadie said “It’s like a DVD shaped like a box” a lot of people decided that meant Steven didn’t know what a videotape was and didn’t have
I still find it hilarious that my parents got me a cake with flowers as a joke. They think I’m normal.
You know the saying “bullet with your name on it? Well, here is a bullet with my name on it!! (Jacketed .45 hollow point) *I would like to stress the point that I do not own a gun, and the fact that I even own a bullet is random; and the bullet
greninjaaaa: Two digital watercolor Satoshi / Ash painting because my mom told me: “come on, draw him smiling”. not joking lol [ HQ 1 // HQ 2 ]
Day fourteen of Drawlloween 2017, and today’s theme was, “Owl Be Back”. I… I honestly couldn’t resist drawing this… I’m not sorry.
This is absolutely hilarious! Could not stop laughing at this!
pizzaotter: When I say I’m really fucking horny, I am not joking.
She-Hulk - Judge, Jury and Executioner - Cartoon PinUpOutrage! I’ll appeal to this cruel punishment. …Not! :DPatreon Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
Tero - Tying the Knot - Cartoon PinUp Commission When tying the knot - It’s not the length of the rope, it’s the technique that matters ARRRH ARRRH :DCommission for https://www.deviantart.com/terrormokes of his OC Tero, sexy shark girl
Reindeer Girl - Dinner is Coming - Cartoon PinUp Sketch Santa is a strict boss, but he gives reindeer his best corn :)Last years I did a a couple of reindeer girls, so why not this year too. Hope you all are ready for the Holidays and that you’re
Becky - Down The Hatch - Cartoon PinUp CommissionHide your sausages and candy balls, she’ll swallow them all :DCommission for https://www.deviantart.com/sasuke2588 of his OC Becky, aka Belly Girl, showcasing her skill with the meat. And not just
Chel - Wet - Cartoon PinUp Sketch *happy armadillo noises* :)Another Chel, this time from a different, well not so different :), angle.——————Commissions are closed now. If you want to support me and my art, you can
swarnpert: h0rsefetus: swarnpert: ill do it i swear. ill make that fucking cake and thats how im gonna come out to my family. im not joking what fucking cake
femtaire: argentknights: WHY THE FUCK ARENT YOU SIGNING THIS PETITION SOPA IS BACK. I REPEAT THIS IS NOT JOKE. Stop SOPA. SOPA stands for Stop Online Piracy Acts. In this case, all fanart will be deleted, all fan-pages, fanfics, fan made videos, etc.
reverseracism: eclecticcookie: 90sdefect: tolbiac110: waitingforeldorado: Posting this here for those who would like to vote for a Democrat, just not the one that will screw us all over. Bernie Sanders seems like the best way to go. Bernie seems
best april fool's joke ever
automatomik:adriftinthecosmos: coochietickler: sourcedumal: WELP message you can hear people deliberately “not see” this on their dash. WELL DAMN
theabcsofjustice: puja723: octosmagiccastle: I REALLY hope this isn’t an April Fools joke… WHAT IS THIS?! :OOOOO @zelka94 @rainbowsburningstars @theabcsofjustice @hiramiyugioh I’m betting that it’s probably a fandub, but damn it’s a
Trashshipping is not an acceptable ship name.
xfileslesbian: shadow-dragoon: deary0uth: xfileslesbian: petition for straight white boys to not be allowed to pursue a film major at any college anywhere for the next 50 years or ever my roommate is a straight white boy pursuing a degree in film
bpderma:No one thinks I’m serious when I tell them I have memory problems at my age, like I’m not joking, I’m being completely honest when I say I can’t remember what happened yesterday.
mrs-tasty: perfectsluttywife: Ass Saturday Submission by mrs-tasty. Im not joking when i tell you i think @mrs-tasty is one of the hottest girls on Tumblr! She’s sexy, pretty and the nicest person ever. ADVICE… Follow her and enjoy! I’m blushing!!
cortanas: im not joking ive been laughing at this gif for the past 5 minutes
littlemisssweetcakes: @luckied continued from here x ❝ Ah…❞ She stared blankly as he rushed out the door. She was merely joking with him, and yet he was out the door before she could tell him that. It really bother her if he didn’t
anathefab: but you guys came here for hentai, not jokes
thatsquid: anyone wanna start a coffee business with me? (not joking)
yohlo-sassakura replied to your post: yohlo-sassakura replied to your post: this… yeah he can pop in and see dr thunderland jr im sure that will go gayly i mean greatly that’s not the only thing that’ll be popping between them
the-wilde-heart:maxxiefactor:Felt cute, won’t delete later 😇When I tell you “man of my dreams”, I’m not joking
missperoxide: nope-lifer: goatwishes: mitsooru: bad i looked up the source for this and its from an anime where a dude has to keep a constant boner for a month straight or he loses his house holy shit you’re not joking. It’s called ‘Darling’
worminous: pal parade Which Creepypasta are these from?
sawizuka: Art by 理原Rate and/or fav the artist!~Translation by me (if you spot errors in the original please DO TELL ME; I’m still learning A LOT - thus English is not my mother tongue so it’s even harder for me ;A;)
![khaleesipotter: Actors [2/8] Matthew Gray Gubler “I just love entertaining. I will do anything - stand-up comedy, video games, fencing, internet shorts - I just want to keep being lucky enough to entertain people anyway I can. I try never to limit](https://64.media.tumblr.com/b92a15c5c0bd6eff5402d6103c4dabba/tumblr_muzej0XbAh1qexr8do1_250.gif)
![greninjaaaa: Two digital watercolor Satoshi / Ash painting because my mom told me: “come on, draw him smiling”. not joking lol [ HQ 1 // HQ 2 ]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/d54c2670216e446486442cc28ee1cab3/tumblr_o7ciq5hp331qgs3bao2_250.png)
