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little-miss-mango: ultrafacts: Source Want more facts? Why not follow Ultrafacts Omg what if you forgot to return one? I did that twice! People signed me out as a living book. (No, they don’t get to take you home).
29.See? Undyne just doesn’t barge into people’s homes. I’d make a “But nobody came” joke here but..you know.
crimsontentacles: Sometimes your artistic improvement is not only what your hands can do but also what your eye and mind can understand. Few years ago I was looking at some works of my favourite artists and couldnt even comprehend how they are made. Color
You know what happens when you start playing with a High School AU as a joke/thought exercise?Intense regret.
thefloatingstone: I’m not joking about the JV thing btw.I’ve been in the Invader Zim fandom since 2005. And even back then JV was vocally unimpressed by his fanbase. Heck while the show was AIRING he would take things the fanbase wanted to see and
Frankly, I’m always shocked when people giving blowjobs DON’T go all the way down. Seriously…LOL…I AM! I’m not joking…I mean…yours truly doesn’t get down on his knees very much cuz I’m just a fucking size queen…sorry
shortsista: Don’t get me wrong I love Jasper a fucking lot she’s my fav character but I’m seeing people getting angry at the crewniverse for Jasper not being saved while Lapis was and like what were you expecting???? We’ve known for months that
If you’re not willing to do weird shit with me, don’t come into my inbox
I’ve been texting this guy and it’s funny cause every time I make a joke about him he’s like “damn!” cause it’s spot on
a-frank-admirer:Marry me please. (I am not joking. Does anyone know who she is?)She is absolutely gorgeous.
Lost is a joke compared to Gravity Falls.I’m dead serious.And I’m a 25 years old guy who watched all seasons of Lost back then.
“that’s not ballet, more like valet parking.”
Here's to -being- the unsaid joke among your group of "friends".
opossummypossum: doubledoppio submitted to opossummypossum: My dog found this disastrous Greek tragedy in my backyard. I have no idea how this absolute joke of a possum managed to wedge its face between the two branches but it was 100% stuck there
lavalamp-of-epicness: ahaha I feel dead inside for coming up with this and I would like to apologize in advance for putting this here. Also bonus: If you aren’t american this joke doesn’t work
African Union condemns US for 'taking our people as slaves' but not as refugees
honestly tho i see so many people post about how their parents would beat them if they did something that white kids get away with and i’m like ???? that’s not good???
furrypost-generator: gudroo: not the first time ive seen a dog inside a cobra 👄 this is by far the worst addition to this already bad post y’all….
blackaeronaut:is-that-what-i-think-it-is:i-have-n0-idea-what-im-d0ing:hannahphill99:greeds:stop this is so cute…..🥺Just fyi she made it clear that that is her brother, not her bf !Peak dumbass sibling energyconfusionanticipationpure joyWhen
radiofreederry:“No one’s saying you can’t like Harry Potter or read the books-”I am. I literally am saying this. I am not joking. At the very god damn least buy her shit in a charity shop or pirate it
adyon:Joining the Bowsette trend! Well, with my history with Nintendo art, not like I was going to pass this one up.
pieflavoredjizz: codependent-hunters-221b: proudmoore: deerleisure: solondonnn: oohmrleo: I don’t understand, why did you reblog a picture of a normal dude hanging out on the street Um I’m not sure if I’m mistaken but that is a picture of
flr-captions: No honey, I’m not joking. These ARE your hobby magazines. Your hobby is cooking wonderful meals for me now. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
flr-captions:Remember! If they get any idea we’re not joking, Rover won’t be getting any doggie treats from Princess on his wedding night. Caption credit: Uxorious Husband.
heartoutofhand: My legs and bum look killa in these heels lets not joke around here There can be no doubting it your legs and bum definitely look amazing in this picture so amazing in fact that it calls for an encore ;)
animatedamerican: rowanthesloth: brigdh: weiila: whitetigerdemoness: weiila: The first time you see how cashew nuts grow, you’re gonna think somebody’s posting a joke picture or a weird art installation. ok but you say this….then don’t give
freddysshitpit: stopped working on the new years comic 2 make this. im not joking btw.
merriberry: BOI let me tell you. maintaining a relationship and being an adult at the same time is hard. … im also not joking im open for commissions if you are interested in a drawing or have questions Email me at Merriberrycommissions@gmail.com
hundondestiny: peteseeger: Jeff Bezos in a pair of glasses and fake mustache wrote this i hope everyone knows OP is not joking because bezos literally owns washington post
lmaonade:i am not joking we need to force teach cooking in schools. like. it is an essential thing for survival. do you know how easy it is to make things if you know even the bare bones shit about how cooking works. we need to teach teenagers how far
juicyjacqulyn: porcelain-horse-horselain: THIS IS LITERALLY A THING THAT HAPPENS THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME MORE THAN ONCE THIS SUMMER I AM NOT JOKING IN THE LEAST Good
The "of course I laugh at my own joke" squad
YOU’RE ENGAGED? YOU’RE JOKING RIGHT?
master-ofthe-mountain: yassui: 221impalatardisdaleksonbakerst: argentknights: WHY THE FUCK ARENT YOU SIGNING THIS PETITION SOPA IS BACK. I REPEAT THIS IS NOT JOKE. Stop SOPA. SOPA stands for Stop Online Piracy Acts. In this case, all fanart will
tzikeh: obstinate-nocturna: cameoappearance: bloodqueenmsk: source: https://tumblr.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/115007729788-Heads-up-for-AT-T-customers In other words, if you’re using an ATT email for your Tumblr account, you need to go change
My brother got me a new duvet for £1 and it came with this sticker. I’m not even ashamed.
bussy4u:jd-loveme:shawnb1983:whoreshjt:free photos !everyone who reblogs this (im not joking) will get a picture of their choosing in their inbox! only rule is nothing with my face in it! any body part you want ! Hope i get some sexy picsAnything you
baby-hart: baby-hart: baby-hart: baby-hart: GUYS NO WHAT THE FUCK. I JUST LOOKED AT THE TIME ABOUT 20 MINUTES AGO AND IT SAID 1:50AM. NOW IT SAYS 1:12AM. GUYS WHAT IS HAPPENING. GUYS IM NOT JOKING SEND HELP I ACTUALLY THINK THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG
therealshadman: therealshadman: Hes right, that amount of subscribers is wrong on so many levels, I deserve way more. don't be a prudish cuck, subscribe to the Shädbase channel Im not joking, fucking do it now! yes sir!
dragonasartanddoodles: Best warm up drawing I’ve ever done tbh. THAT WHITE LADY BETTER RETURN THE BABY SAFE AND SOUND OR THESE GALS ARE READY TO KICK CELESTIAL ASS BLUE MOM AND BIRB MOM ARE NOT JOKING AROUND lol XD
hansel2244: His fraternity does a special initiation where they butter up and season the new guy like they’re going to eat him. He suspects they’re not joking when they shove an apple in his mouth and preheat the oven to 450
darksideofthemoon007: where-are-my-asgardians: I am not joking, I cannot stop laughing right now x’D
……. dude…. not cool…
…. I have a sick feeling some Americans would literally believe this… Not joking.
excxcxpx: hahaha DON’T PLAY WITH MY PORN. NOT FUNNY. LOL.
Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.
asapscience: Tonight’s moon will be a honey full moon: big and golden (and beautiful)! It also happens to fall on Friday, the 13th, which isn’t creepy at all. Not even a bit. We believe in science. *cowers in corner clutching wooden stake* via
sixpenceee:Pinkstylist on YouTube is my favorite. Not only does he do cool horror make up but he also has some fun with it
thatstheriddle: sherokutakari: deanbelievesinwholockholmes: bennydict: EVERYONE who reblogs this will be insulted in Shakespearean fashion. I am so looking forward to this … I GOT MINE BEING INSULTED HAS MADE MY NIGHT EVERYONE SHES NOT JOKING
kingcheddarxvii: kingcheddarxvii: When Nintendo was founded, less time had passed since the Gettysburg Address than the time that’s passed between now and the release of the original Donkey Kong Some of you seem to think I’m joking Nintendo is
chronidu: IM NOT JOKING GUYS WESKER FOR THE LOVE OF GOD you n ur snake are so cute
zaccharine: eggcats: i’m not joking when i say that playing this waluigi dating sim is the best thing i’ve probably ever done in my entire life WHERE CAN I PLAY THIS SOMEONE LINK ME PLEASE
I’m not joking when I say this was my first priority, lol. I wanted somewhere that is clean looking, has large galleries and that you can easily browse through and download pictures. Imgbox can do all that, but without the advantage Tumblr had of being
sobwanking: how to not talk about radiohead: a 15 step program
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argentknights: WHY THE FUCK ARENT YOU SIGNING THIS PETITION SOPA IS BACK. I REPEAT THIS IS NOT JOKE. Stop SOPA. SOPA stands for Stop Online Piracy Acts. In this case, all fanart will be deleted, all fan-pages, fanfics, fan made videos, etc. Please
adurot:silentcartoon:swampgallows:wooliest:?????this is the most Acme image i’ve seen in my life[Looney Tunes theme plays in the distance]Imagine having to make that call to your insurance company. Like, no, I’m not joking, a safe really fell on my
vivalafaerie replied to your post: I already want to start Halloween costume making. … Steve and Tony. DO NOT JOKE ABOUT STEVE AND TONY, I AM WAY TOO RAW AND EXPOSED RIGHT NOW ABOUT THEM.
vivalafaerie: donnerdont: vivalafaerie replied to your post: I already want to start Halloween costume making. … Steve and Tony. DO NOT JOKE ABOUT STEVE AND TONY, I AM WAY TOO RAW AND EXPOSED RIGHT NOW ABOUT THEM. see this is why I am terrified
racistpartyking: if i can get to lowering my voice enough that its not all high and squeaky Donnie should get that podfic by either today or tomorrow i uh, still havent picked a fic, I’m thinking maybe the fili/kili one or Running But pretty
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