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psychophancy:polyamoryspider:SO PERFECT.FUCK. … I almost don’t have any of my own words for this one. Almost. Not teach safety? Really??!!Just so you know. They aren’t saying that not telling kids how to have safe sex will stop them from
koalasrdelicious: ok this really started as something serious.. then me and wahrsager started talking and it just turned into a big joke. I-I’m really sorry for this. i rushed through it pretty fast. NOT FUCKING SORRY THIS IS GLORIOUS OMFG
Okay while I wait for answers I want to claim my throne. I’m the Princess of not finishing anything at all. I have not been completely open about me having instagram on my blog. So if anyone’s wondering what else I’m doing, here are
modbec: I’m not sorry. GOSH DARN IT REBECCA! XD YOU HAVING FUN?? XDXD Sheesh, I don’t even know what to say XD
I’M NOT SURE WHAT HAPPENED OR WHY EVERYTHING HURTS, BUT I TOLD YOU I’M A PART OF THIS BLOG!
cldrawsthings: uhm so just a psa please do not claim ANY of my gemsonas as your own even if you’re just joking. Those are gems i made for myself, they are MY children, and they’re very dear and personal to me, so i’d appreciate people not saying
After extensive research she has concluded that this joke is “on pointe”
Cartoon Universe: Gem placement is symbolic and indicative of personalities. It’s not random.Me, not an intellectual: Ow fuck I bonked my elbow again haha I’ll just plop that on my OCAlso me: I burned my lip with a cigarette once… yeah, stick
pearl-likes-pi: pearl-likes-pi:Why doesn’t anyone talk about the concept art for that gritty Lazy Town movie spinoff that got scrapped. Are they not aware. I was made aware of this and i can’t stop thinking about it IM NOT JOKING THE GRITTY LAZY
lol……. Someone had to say it. ***NOTE: If he’s into 13 yos he’s not a pedophile. Extremely misused term. Pedophilia is not related to any age, its related to physical development. Pedophiles like prepubescent girls,
…I’m gonna give these folks a free pass on a mass rampage because holy fuck I would not, COULD not blame them.
lead-rubber-cigarettes-and-meds: distraction: Not sure what to ask first Easy. The UPS man wrecked his truck.Man was walking by (on his way to a party. Most likely a “mixer”, hense why he is holding one. He’s bringing it as a joke) and saw, thought
saccharinescorpion: this is an amazing scene because1) not only is Tadokoro such a history nerd (and specifically the history of the Sengoku Era because nothing is nerdier than over-specification) that he’s quoting Oda Nobunaga, 2)3)
literalfinnish: I couldn’t look at this and not translate some of the names. Well. Most of them. Nahkahousut = Leather Pants Pallivaha = Scrotewax (though technically this is archaic Finnish that refers to neither scrotums nor wax, but this is what
girlsfrommars: rabbitheads: pussypoliticks: lesbianfeministwiitch: It’s always girl power why not woman power girl power isn’t as threatening let’s start saying boy power and woman power. And I’m not joking about this. This is becoming a
cheetahpeople: squaliformes: randuin: elbegoss: Massachusetts is an SCP now and honestly they’re right god i fucking love the scp foundation oh and for those not in the know about SCP object classing: Thaumiel is not a typical object class. Most
OK but how cute was Steven in this episode? Like, the whole episode. He’s so cute. All the singing and what not.
petition for Garnet to say the word butt more often because it has yet to not be funny
passiveskills: fenris is funny not bc he actively tries to make clever jokes but when other people do he just goes along with it. one of these horny weird bastards in his party says some weird shit and he’s like yeah ok. he’ll even say some dumb shit
SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK TODAY AND FREAKED BUT I KNEW IT WAS FAKE BEFORE I CLICKED THE LINK. NOT TO WORRY JUSTIN IS STILL IN TOOL!
Mora - Las Lindas - Wishing Well - Cartoon PinUp Commission Well, superstition is not that bad when you look at it from my angle :) This is Mora Linda, commission for @chalodillo. She’s the main character from his comic Las Lindas. It was a
She-Hulk - Coming Inside - Cartoon PinUp Sketch Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear sexy lingerie :P It might me an awkward pun, but I already booked a place in Hades place, with my previous ones, so I can take one for the team if this can lift your
isthatwhatyoumint: accio-sirius: if i was a straight man i would be gay for zefron i fucking love zefron i am not joking or being ironic i just love him ALSO WHY DOES TAUTNER GET TO TOUCH HIS ASS AND I DON’T it’s cuz i’m not famous ISN’T IT
studiousmedic: viktoriascombover: I wrote over 2600 words on my thesis today. No i am not joking or kidding. No I am not on any drugs or even caffeine. I just sat down and wrote. This is hands down the most productive day of my life. We will never see
I feel like I have this underlying desire to feel clever and intelligent. The idea of debates and having my wit tested, are appealing. On the other hand I am full of self doubt and I’m not sure I really have the mind for those sorts of things.
jaclcfrost:[jokes about being in love with a character] [is actually serious] [and not joking] [in any way] [at all]
jaclcfrost: [jokes about being in love with a character] [is actually serious] [and not joking] [in any way] [at all]
lunalovesgood: tiredandtrueofheart: nevver: Killer Queen i’m not OK with this help
macbookprotagonist: i don’t get along with them type of Black ppl who somehow feel sorry for themselves for not growing up in the hood and not fitting into negative stereotypes of Blackness. I feel this. Half the electricity ain’t work right
2spookytomhiddles: johnwatsonsbrain: mishasminions: REASONS NOT TO KILL YOURSELF THAT SHOW YOU REALLY LIKE WILL AIR A NEW EPISODE NEXT WEEK Sometimes this is actually the only thing that keeps me alive and im not joking. People make fun of me and
thelandofdisney:letstalkdisneytoday: GUYS WATCH THIS!!!!!! I REPEAT!!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!! WATCH WATCH WATCH WATCH!!!!!IM NOT JOKING!!!! IM CRYING!!!! omg beautiful
brando1951: the updates are so ugly im going to delete my blog i f*cking hate this!!! im not joking im going to delete…like not today or this week or this month or this year even… But someday mark my words
It's sad.
Yeah, it’s a picture of a high sugar/calorie/fat food. Yeah, it’s something indulgent. No, eating it is not going to cause diabetes and I’m getting kinda tired of seeing the word flung around like it’s an insult. ANYTHING in
bpdtorchic:someone: why do u joke about dying so much me: because they’re not jokes, i’m literally always suicidal and my life isn’t worth living someone: ………….. me: *finger guns*
And jokingly (not jokingly) says he wants to make out. Lolololol lmao
bpdtorchic: someone: why do u joke about dying so much me: because they’re not jokes, i’m literally always suicidal and my life isn’t worth living someone: ………….. me: *finger guns*
tripropellant: deadcorvus: tripropellant: i’m 100% not joking when i say that my gut reaction to this image is “this is a being of incredible power”. i know that totally sounds like a joke i would make but i’m legitimately scared and impressed
Sometimes I’m not actually sure my brain functions, doesn’t stop me from using it, theres just consequences…
Yooo I would not want to battle it out with homeboy. He goes in. 😂😭 #obama #jimmyallanisprobably #gonnacomment #goingin #jokes #orangeisthenewblack #crying
timothydelaghetto: duhlias: are u fucking joking Look at his face, he’s obviously not joking one bit.
leebasampson: me, jokingly: i hate white people white person on anon: i didnt choose to be like this :( this is why we killed your ancestors and stole your land me, not joking anymore: i h
harvey91: rebeccaemilyxo: pepsiandtats: rebeccaemilyxo: I bought cute Christmas leggings today, aw I do love her bum Doesn’t everyone? (totally joking) You’re so not joking haha
dsudis:marril96:Fandoms lately. This isLITERALLYWhat the “dead dove do not eat” tag/warning means For the record.It’s not about the darkness of the content!It’s about “did you read the tags? I am not joking about the content, that is what
starshineexx: Tell Adam Sandler, Netflix, and Happy Madison that #RidiculousSix is not funny - its inexcusable. Native Americans are not hypersensitive. We are the first people to laugh at ourselves but this is not funny. Period. Native American women
@ anon #1 : Those episodes were definitely some of the best! And gosh not to mention the way the scenery was drawn in some of them was simply breathtaking, such as the beautiful ocean landscape during Eridan and Feferi’s episode. But I can’t
@beetlejuice-lover OH THANK GOD YOU TOLD ME THE WRITERS HAVE SO MUCH EXPLAINING TO DO^NOW THIS VISUAL GAG MAKES ME GAG^RICO NO THAT’S YOUR SIBLING^RICO WAIT THAT’S NOT WHAT PREENING MEANS^A WHOLE GIF OF RICO SINNING?!?!?!!OH GOD RICO NO—–
Killing Joke - Rapture . Man, KJ rarely ever disappoints. Not since the late 80s anyway :P
i will now form the weiss booty protection squad, i can not let such an offence slip by
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