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jjongie-poo: askleetaemin-ah: I’m sorry Don’t stop screaming now I feel guilty for making that joke But you said not to yell, so I’m not yelling.
deadrockstars: reasons to love BOB’S BURGERSnot racist!not sexist!not homophobic!no offensive and rude jokes about people that aren’t white!! cute and original concept!endearing characters!!! SERIOUSLY ALL OF THEMlovely songs!!it made my life
chapmangamo: ZELDA COMICS R BACK. I’m not even going to apologise for this joke because I think it’s hilarious. Big things coming to this blog soon. BIG THINGS. Keep your eyes peeled (Not literally, that’s gross.)
buttsaretheraddest: meowboii:riiri-chan: still one of the best videos ever This is so god damn funn i rebloged it from myself.I’m seriously crying not even joking. This is never not funny
buttsaretheraddest: meowboii: riiri-chan: still one of the best videos ever This is so god damn funn i rebloged it from myself.I’m seriously crying not even joking. This is never not funny
sinisterchess: gedanken-toeten: not-enough-fandom: godtierkankri: proudlyinsane: MAKING JOKES ABOUT HOW “ITS WEIRD TO SEE ME OUT OF MY ROOM FOR ONCE” DOES NOT MAKE ME WANT TO LEAVE MY ROOM MORE IT MAKES ME WANT TO LOCK MY DOOR AND NEVER LEAVE
I am allowed to use humor to cope with my disorders. It's how I can get through it. This does not give you permission to make jokes about mental disorders. Do not mock a pain you haven't endured.
nentuaby:captorations:i wrote a short taz/homestuck crossover back in 2018, just the IPRE crew running into Earth C, and obviously it’s not up to my current standards but i’m still not sure i’ll ever write a joke funnier than this oneright at the
hellastevenuniverse: zamii070:transcendentspirit: GUYS.OVER HALF OF THESE REVIEWS ARE ABOUT STEVEN UNIVERSE AND MANY ARE NEGATIVE.WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS.DO NOT LEAVE NEGATIVE REVIEWS AS A JOKE ABOUT THE STEVEN UNIVERSE EPISODE. DO NOT
willowscully: do not ever jokingly make plans with me u could be like haha we should go on a roadtrip this june!! and ill be like yes ok ive rented us an airbnb in alberta it takes 9 hours and 4 minutes to drive exactly which should not be a problem
vudanshy: —WARNING—This tutorial contain 1% knowledge, 30% shitty jokes and 69% “you-hope-that-there-is-some-yaoi-pict-but-there-is-not”Thank you so much for Likes and Reblog!DO NOT REPOST Facebook | Instagram | Pixiv | Tumblr | Patreon
As a guy, this fucker pisses me off. No respect for anyone. Fuck that. Respect everyone, until they show they do not respect you. This girl just vented, not anything else. She didn’t say anything disrespectful or even joking. Just made
it-a: shadowlotus: bnq: hanzo-hidden-tiddy: a-for-effort-f-for-execution: deerkat: Did I seriously cosplay a McDonalds version of McCree? I sure did, and all because of a freaking joke. a mcjoke you say @ducttapeghetto I’m not good I’m not
plugs-not-drugz: manicpixie-dreamgirl: the worst part about this post isnt that its not really that funny, its that most of the reblogs are people describing the joke word for word. “it gets rid of acne, and makes you black and gives you different
mooseings: tea-and-tumblr: krykky: pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come: konotherelationshipcounselor: tyleroakley: changetheworld-laugh: OH NEIN YOU DIDN’T. I DID NAZI THAT COMING. OH HEIL NO JEW DID NOT JUST MAKE THAT JOKE THAT IS NOT ALL REICH,
hibiyaspet: nothing is worse than people who cant understand jokes im not im not gonna explain it im gonna let you figure it out pal
terraseca: It’s not funny to joke about ~stealin men from other ‘bitches’, not respecting monogamic relationships and the women in them is very disgusting and anti-feminist
wannajoke: Not mad http://wanna-joke.com/not-mad/
standpoor: 1800butts: standpoor: hanestly:and when i say that you should stay, remember what i’m drinking’s cheap HEY! WOULD YOU MIND NOT STEALING MY PIX OR MY INSTA NAME? IDENTITY THEFF IS NOT A JOKE Lmao love yourself they literally even took
hm-wrckr: It’s all fine and good to support nicki and reblog stylized versions of the phrase “what’s good, miley,” but let’s not make a joke of nicki. She stood up for herself, she stood up for black women, and she does not need to be ridiculed.
unityisfuckingdead:absolutely-not-the-madonna:unite4humanity:The latest craze in White Privilege…. taking selfies with homeless people. You entitled little shits! People living and struggling in poverty are not your props, jokes, or Saturday night fun.
sterlingsea: Every time someone refer to me as chocolate I throw up in my mouth Not a compliment Not funny to use jokingly Just don’t Stop
toomanyfandomsforoneurl: songofages: dulcedoom: iamthewalrus-creep: nerdypartyman: Holy shit. It’s just the gif. With the line. And not a joke or a meme or anything. WHAT IS THIS One does not simply find the original gif dot dot dot
valvala: also there were like way too many sexual jokes in teenage mutant turtles. not that there were A LOT but hearing a teenage mutant ninja turtle say “she’s so hot i can feel my shell getting tight” is not something i ever wanted to hear and
rydenarmani: bubbliciousbrie: echooftheelements: natural-magics: foresthoney: waxing-moon: NO ONE deserves to be threatened with RAPE. It is not funny, it is not a joke, nor something to make light of. This is abhorrent behavior. Please reconsider
ethiopienne: HAAHAHAHAHA i definitely did not catch that joke back in the day.also, if any of you watched the sing off, TELL ME THAT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE CLARK FROM THE DARTMOUTH AIRES!!!
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tazzmarazz: paying for college is a joke ok let me just hand over my entire life savings to someone i’ve never met for an education that may or may not get me a job that i may or may not end up hating
titytwochainz: uglysoulsbeautifulbodies: stoptommo2012: titytwochainz: white person voice: this apple juice is too spicy what. What the fuck does this mean. Who said this ever. No one. Not even white people. Fucking joke as they are. No one. Not
tarabobera: iamtherightkirsti: wow he really hates school This really fucking annoys me. Suicide is not funny, its not a joke.
derpmandar: thinspirationalist: thinnify: Someone seriously needs to invent this. OMFG. yes! this! YES OH MY GOODNESS YES. I do not only want, I NEED this. yes. please. 100%. my friends dad plays video games while working out. i’m not even joking.
pastryperson: buttsaretheraddest: meowboii: riiri-chan: still one of the best videos ever This is so god damn funn i rebloged it from myself.I’m seriously crying not even joking. This is never not funny @idolized-salt
lohanthony: unityisfuckingdead: absolutely-not-the-madonna: unite4humanity: The latest craze in White Privilege…. taking selfies with homeless people. You entitled little shits! People living and struggling in poverty are not your props, jokes,
youdtearthiscanvasskinapart: DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS YOU WALNUTS YOULL GIVE YOURSELF SLEEP PARALYSIS DO NOT DO THIS Fuck that… Sleep paralysis is no fucking joke… It’s fucking terrifying
prncediana: “There’s not a lot of representation for young girls who are best friends who might fall in love. A big point for me was to respect that and keep it real, so people can realize it’s not just a joke or, you know, ‘Oh, that’s hot.’”
eminalcrossing:y’all please do not go see 50 shades of grey this weekendtell your family and friends: don’t go see it as a joke, don’t go see it for the cringe-factor, do not give a single cent to this disgusting abusive mess
anerdyfeminist: pangurbanthewhite: out-there-on-the-maroon: cassandrabethloveyoutodeath: I just saw ghostbusters. I am literally sitting here stunned and amazed. There was not one fat joke. Not a single one. I was waiting in the theater braced the
jenroses: round-t-w-o: plenoptic07: weavemama: weavemama: It was nice knowin y'all @ science side of tumblr,, ALL JOKES ASIDE WE REALLY NEED YALL TO TELL US IF WE’RE GONNA BE OKAY OR NOT By “diseases,” they mean microbes (MICROBES, not
