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cuntsman-sniper: destielkills: twowandsandadrink: totemo-kawaii—ne: omgtsn: shittingllamas: dudewhodoesthings: kystokeable: sizvideos: Watch it in video No. No this is not funny. Whether or not it is a joke, I’ve gone onto the channel
Lines that probably would have been fine if not prefixed with: “not to be sexist…”. Seriously, take that line out and it makes for a reasonably clever joke.
lepetitdragon: buttsaretheraddest: meowboii:riiri-chan: still one of the best videos ever This is so god damn funn i rebloged it from myself.I’m seriously crying not even joking. This is never not funny i cant handle this video at all
stardust-rain: dollygale: brandx: dorianthewellendowed: jimmyfury: zarabithia: queerhawkeye: beanarie: Yeeeees? And? I’m taking this as a compliment to Elementary. LOL. Not Featuring A Dude Who Makes Rape Jokes is `100% a compliment. Not
kilifish: u know… u guys seem to have not yet learned your lesson about jokingly telling me ideas and expecting me not to draw them some anon said “what if the gems were fish” to me awhile ago probably thinking i would laugh it off, but alas.
thankyoucorndog: bryko: tinycartridge: Not a joke, not a mock-up: Nintendo 2DS ⊟ Coming out this October 12 (alongside Pokemon X/Y) for 贡.99. what the fuck “Imagine a standard 3DS laid all the way flat, and with the depth slider all the
im seeing alotta “jokes” and memes about what happened to that doctor who was involved in that United Airlines mess. im not going to mention names cuz thats not my style but i have a message to those ppl. how would you feel if that were you?!?
schwamp: I’m not an activist, feminist or anything like that really. I don’t care about stuff like that. I like sexist jokes, I don’t mind when people judge me because I’m a woman, I’m just like.. Whatever. I’m not gonna write some long text
mooseings: tea-and-tumblr: krykky: pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come: konotherelationshipcounselor: tyleroakley: changetheworld-laugh: OH NEIN YOU DIDN’T. I DID NAZI THAT COMING. OH HEIL NO JEW DID NOT JUST MAKE THAT JOKE THAT IS NOT ALL REICH,
just-another-dream: out-there-on-the-maroon: cassandrabethloveyoutodeath: I just saw ghostbusters. I am literally sitting here stunned and amazed. There was not one fat joke. Not a single one. I was waiting in the theater braced the entire time for
rurouni-panda: cream-crackered: cuntsman-sniper: destielkills: twowandsandadrink: totemo-kawaii—ne: omgtsn: shittingllamas: dudewhodoesthings: kystokeable: sizvideos: Watch it in video No. No this is not funny. Whether or not it is a joke,
ask-ftrust-brotp: Continuation of this post Juvia: Juvia wants everyone to know the blog might not update as regularly but don’t worry! This blog is not dead! Gajeel: We don’t owe you guys anything but we did this stupid joke anyways to make it up
rainladyjuvia: Fairy Tail Chapter 508 Reaction I would be lying if I didn’t say this chapter made me slightly uncomfortable. Sexual jokes aren’t my forte. Not to mention…I just…hate the springformal 12 so much. I know not everyone cares for
urgewyrm: chrystalwynd: “When you’re looking at apps for your new phone, DO NOT DOWNLOAD THE “OOPS” APP! I thought it was a joke. It’s not. It’s a hostile little subliminal hypnotic virus program that makes you sabotage your own birth control
No Sam I am, we are not having a smoke,a toke or some dopey I do not like this joke Sam I am
danialexis: psilentasincjelli: Allistic Jeff drank a milk and now he has the autism. Don’t be like Jeff. (The linked post is not a joke. PETA does indeed have a page on their site claiming dairy products can lead to autism. I’m not linking it here.
juularmoon: asutori: kaleval: aph-cuba: UHHH….. please for the love of all things holy tell me tumblr is not turning d-day into a joke. what the everliving fuck. They’re not. The National Doughnut Day is on the first Friday of June and was
chaos-djanon:izhunny:notachair:neil-gaiman:critical-gemini-hero: You know what Good Omens does NOT get enough credit for? How it never, not once, makes gender presentation the butt of a joke. Crowley presenting as female to be Warlock’s Nanny? The
nentuaby:captorations:i wrote a short taz/homestuck crossover back in 2018, just the IPRE crew running into Earth C, and obviously it’s not up to my current standards but i’m still not sure i’ll ever write a joke funnier than this oneright at the
anotherpervert: missybiaz: Sexy but why are they in the kitchen and not on the couch or a bed.. Trying not to make a sexist joke about women and kitchens…
dont-touch-mysammywinchester: #this is all you need to know about supernatural #like seriously #i’m not even joking #tHEY STARTED THE FUCKING APOCALYPSE BECAUSE DEAN WANTED PIE OKAY #YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND
acachette: Full disclosure I saw this as a tweet yesterday as a Steve and Tony prompt but I can’t seem to find it now! It’s not my joke, I’m not that funny. Now someone find that gif of Steve hurling himself out of the elevator :P
splitbricks: *passionately mumbling the snk op* “… nuh nuh nah nee no nuh nuh wa oh oh eh neh neh na na ne nuh—”
In the Criminal Justice System..
verylilpimpin: honey-dipping: baestheticsss: liquid-sword23: laurennohill: thepoeticlovechild: bang: its not funny anymore It never was funny. Y'all not suppose to take that seriously!! OMG it’s suppose to be a joke. Y'all fucking shit up 😒😒😒😒😒
chroniclesofashortgirl: I’m not ugly, but I’m not pretty either Don’t get me wrong I love my hair and skin and I’m learning to love my body Too many years of never being anyone’s choice or a joke to others has made that clear to me So I am
killbenedictcumberbatch: black people refusing to explain their jokes to nonblack people is Not ableism you fucking weirdos we’re not making fun of you because you claim you don’t have the cognitive ability to understand our colloquialisms so you
skyetownsend: If your only joke is “look how big her nose is”, you’re not funny and we won’t be friends. Find humor in something other than facial features, disabilities and things out of people’s control. It makes your insecurities show. Not
gerardgayofficial: move-on-go-beyond: a-sad-guy: greeneggsangraham: saltunderthesea: This broke my fucking heart This is why you don’t lie about having mental disorders. It is not a joke. I’m crying This broke my heart this is real ocd, not
dammitcumberbatch: falconrune:salon:This is, unfortunately, not an April Fools’ joke. A Benedict Cumberbatch made entirely out of chocolate — and appropriately titled “Chocobatch” — now exists. why why not
askcyclonus: [ooc: whether or not you get the reference joke, you’ll still probably think I’m crazy. I saw this movie with Knockout, who couldn’t not poke fun at me when this scene occured XD]
girl-anachronsim: girl-anachronsim: people can laugh and still be depressedlaughing does not indicate that someone is not depressedpeople can smile and joke and laugh, but they can still be depressed i would like to add the following:laughing while
freyreh: november-secrets: aki-anyway: No, you don’t, Tom. Unsurprisingly, a bunch of men are in the comments crying about how they’re “not allowed to make jokes”, not realizing that these women clapping back are doing exactly that. Just making
zamii070: transcendentspirit: GUYS.OVER HALF OF THESE REVIEWS ARE ABOUT STEVEN UNIVERSE AND MANY ARE NEGATIVE.WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS.DO NOT LEAVE NEGATIVE REVIEWS AS A JOKE ABOUT THE STEVEN UNIVERSE EPISODE. DO NOT LEAVE 5 STAR REVIEWS
targaryenking: This is not right. It is not right that the sons of Ragnar should try and slaughter each other. VIKINGS︱5.08 - The Joke
buttsaretheraddest: meowboii: riiri-chan: still one of the best videos ever This is so god damn funn i rebloged it from myself.I’m seriously crying not even joking. This is never not funny
bedelia-bloodyknuckle: graceespooks: drst: Punching up, not down. This is how you do that. #i don’t understand that comment but anyway it means the joke beats up on the powerful (punching up), not on the victims who are already downtrodden (punching
pangurbanthewhite: out-there-on-the-maroon: cassandrabethloveyoutodeath: I just saw ghostbusters. I am literally sitting here stunned and amazed. There was not one fat joke. Not a single one. I was waiting in the theater braced the entire time for
keelie-caitlin: castorochiaro: final-vantasy: totemo-kawaii—ne: omgtsn: shittingllamas: dudewhodoesthings: kystokeable: sizvideos: Watch it in video No. No this is not funny. Whether or not it is a joke, I’ve gone onto the channel and
arkvicaria: lmao my dash did a thing lol! but not always! The sweetest and prettiest person I’ve met in a long time is from Ohio. And def not a stalk of corn! (though some of the jokes we share get pretty corny) <3
feminists-please-stop: Feminists, please stop making a joke out of legitimate problems men face. It’s not funny, it’s not edgy, and it sure as hell does nothing to help with the image of feminists.
unityisfuckingdead: absolutely-not-the-madonna: unite4humanity: The latest craze in White Privilege…. taking selfies with homeless people. You entitled little shits! People living and struggling in poverty are not your props, jokes, or Saturday night
stylishirish: stylishirish: “hey can we go in your room" "no" "why not" y’all thought this was a joke but this is an actual picture of my bedroom circa 2012 and i am not proud of it
eminalcrossing:y’all please do not go see 50 shades of grey this weekendtell your family and friends: don’t go see it as a joke, don’t go see it for the cringe-factor, do not give a single cent to this disgusting abusive mess
aprillynnuh: itbeezkevinyo: lilmisskaitlinnnn: dearscience: i can never not reblog this. ohmygod. not even joking, this has me in tears. it’s horrible that there’s THAT much hatred and closed-mindedness in the world. Really? What the fuck
thelesbianpotato: chickyyy27: raaypest: THOSE SHITS ARE NOT A JOKE MEANWHILE IN HONG KONG did anyone notice that the point of this post is that they placed hong kong in brazil…not the hornets
rearfuckhole: perverted-slutt: 😊😌 seriously one of the best on tubmlr imo. i have to TRY NOT reblogging all her stuff… or my blog = her blog + some other crap. probably butts. so yea. if your not following her, jokes on you.
fyeahcolinandryan: arsenicandoldspice: WELL Erm……WHHHAAAAAATTTTTT???? Trying not to get hopes up but……I feel sick with excitement. It’d better not be a joke.
tylerpoo: samswittyusername: cryok: I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS CUTE ASS COMIC I feel like the amount of times this is on my blog is not legal. Lol, sounds like a total Josh joke.
dailydot: ‘Lego Movie’ director had the perfect response to his Oscar snub Everything is not awesome. Everything is not cool. The list of Oscar nominations are out, and among all of the congratulatory tweets and Dick Poop jokes, we have
tymorrowland: deadrockstars: reasons to love BOB’S BURGERSnot racist!not sexist!not homophobic!no offensive and rude jokes about people that aren’t white!! cute and original concept!endearing characters!!! SERIOUSLY ALL OF THEMlovely songs!!it
jenroses: round-t-w-o: plenoptic07: weavemama: weavemama: It was nice knowin y'all @ science side of tumblr,, ALL JOKES ASIDE WE REALLY NEED YALL TO TELL US IF WE’RE GONNA BE OKAY OR NOT By “diseases,” they mean microbes (MICROBES, not
I am allowed to use humor to cope with my disorders. It's how I can get through it. This does not give you permission to make jokes about mental disorders. Do not mock a pain you haven't endured.
hm-wrckr: It’s all fine and good to support nicki and reblog stylized versions of the phrase “what’s good, miley,” but let’s not make a joke of nicki. She stood up for herself, she stood up for black women, and she does not need to be ridiculed.
okay, got the first paragraph done and included i little quip about how when GA was founded, Catholics, slaves, and lawyers were not allowed to live here. my professor is a lawyer. not a mean joke, just a fun fact.
fatbodypolitics: unityisfuckingdead: absolutely-not-the-madonna: unite4humanity: The latest craze in White Privilege…. taking selfies with homeless people. You entitled little shits! People living and struggling in poverty are not your props, jokes,
starslicer: vinebox: Girls be like im so tight this is hilarious because women not tight means they enjoyed it.Women being tight means they’re nervous as fuck and not enjoying it.And this is a joke on regular niggas who don’t understand the female
sickfake: i hate when i accidentally say something about wanting to kill myself over a minor inconvenience really casually in front of neurotypicals bc theyre always like “suicide is not a joke!!1!1!1!” and it’s like????? i’m not kidding????????
missfattbooty: This must be a horrible feeling lmao!!!! All jokes aside, not sure if i want to cook or not, lol
![askcyclonus: [ooc: whether or not you get the reference joke, you’ll still probably think I’m crazy. I saw this movie with Knockout, who couldn’t not poke fun at me when this scene occured XD]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/80f6d778fa4fd8a290d940d941445e1c/tumblr_mgyiexQLAl1ret2fzo1_250.jpg)
