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“No! It’s okay, big brother! I know you’re not actually joking, but I’m not either. If you think it’s hot if I blow you while you’re sitting on the toilet, I wanna do it. I don’t think you understand what I’
centauri4-naturism:legin-01:Surma man, EthiopiaDid you ever wonder: If our nude forms were NOT meant to be seen, why are they so pleasing to look at?I do not mean this question as a joke, because there are many naturally beautiful things in the world,
ineedmoorree1984: Not a large, not an xl, but an XXL Kong in me :) Unbelievable! An XXL kong as a pussy plug! Those things are no joke. Wear one of those for a few hours a day and your pussy would be a total cavern.
I’m not a slut! And I’m not a sissy. It’s just… well… it was just a little … joke…? I’m a real man!Why on all fours with a bra on then? hehehe
dhevelevil: wm-elimination: It’s not a game. It’s not a joke. It’s for REAL, And it’s unstoppable. The white race is being genetically reprogrammed. The white female line can evolve with Black sperm contributions, but the white male
slendistry: I feel like there’s a joke here (not so ShyGuy?)GfyCatSomething I whipped up last night. Still messing with it a little but I’m liking the progress so far. Clearly not finished but I might never get it to a completed state. I thought
fuckyeahtattoos: “It is real, isn’t it? It’s not a joke? Petunia says you’re lying to me. Petunia says there isn’t a Hogwarts. It is real, isn’t it? “It’s real for us,” Snape said. “Not for her. But we’ll get the letter, you and
kissmywonderwoman:She’s not passionate or firey, unless she hasn’t eaten enough that day, in which case she’s kind of terrifying. She’s not sexy. In fact one of the running jokes of the show has Jake taking things Amy says and repurposing them
centauri4-naturism:legin-01:Surma man, Ethiopia Did you ever wonder: If our nude forms were NOT meant to be seen, why are they so pleasing to look at?I do not mean this question as a joke, because there are many naturally beautiful things in the world,
lilietsblog: redeaddie: ladyintheattic: i cannot believe that we were robbed of this book scene This is no joke. These are direct lines from the book. This is not there in the movie???? not gonna watch it then (✿◡△◡)
thechriscrocker: mazzholee: I post a lot of pictures of my butt and it’s not even a nice one want on my face Not a nice one? You’re joking right? This pic is FUCKING BEAUTIFUL!
cravinghisbrutality: •Remember how I asked You to be the first man to fuck my ass? Well…uhh, I’m not so sure I’m ready…(Funny until Your Cock is pressing against my tight little virgin hole. Not sure I’m gonna be joking then.) Ummmm. Better
mooseings: tea-and-tumblr: krykky: pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come: konotherelationshipcounselor: tyleroakley: changetheworld-laugh: OH NEIN YOU DIDN’T. I DID NAZI THAT COMING. OH HEIL NO JEW DID NOT JUST MAKE THAT JOKE THAT IS NOT ALL REICH,
Can We Talk About Zayn So I’m not going to defend Naughty boy because I still think he is a dick but I’m not going to defend Zayn because what he said was fuck up in so many ways like I would never say that someone is a fat joke. I can admit that
wannajoke: That’s not enough, man http://wanna-joke.com/thats-not-enough-man/
gettingyoupregnant: impregnation-risk-sex: It’s not her body. It’s her face that makes me cum. Baby let me fill you up! “Can you remember that time I said I was joking about us having a baby? … Well I’m not and I want one… right. now.”
mdviento: Miraculous Ladybug Cause I was cracking jokes at Ladybug’s expense and not only were her fans not hostile, they actually got a kick out of ‘em so…fanarts.
southernkiller: dulcedoom: iamthewalrus-creep: nerdypartyman: Holy shit. It’s just the gif. With the line. And not a joke or a meme or anything. WHAT IS THIS One does not simply find the original gif dot Holy shit
beokaycampaign: This is so important. Not enough people understand this. Self harm is a serious problem, not a joke or a phase. It is the result of a mental illness. Illness. It needs to be treated as such, and cured, like every other illness out there.
How is this not everyone’s favorite joke from Season 2?Scratch that. How is this not everyone’s FAVORITE MOMENT from Season 2?
If you play Starcraft then hopefully you’ll get the joke, if not, SORRY ITS NOT PONY RELATED.
anerdyfeminist: pangurbanthewhite: out-there-on-the-maroon: cassandrabethloveyoutodeath: I just saw ghostbusters. I am literally sitting here stunned and amazed. There was not one fat joke. Not a single one. I was waiting in the theater braced the
dulcedoom: iamthewalrus-creep: nerdypartyman: Holy shit. It’s just the gif. With the line. And not a joke or a meme or anything. WHAT IS THIS One does not simply find the original gif dot
bustysister: “No! It’s okay, big brother! I know you’re not actually joking, but I’m not either. If you think it’s hot if I blow you while you’re sitting on the toilet, I wanna do it. I don’t think you understand what I’m willing
happyjadewithflowers: mayqueen517: hobbitingaround: I’m not the first to make this joke and by god I won’t be the last OH MY GOD One does not simply rock into Mordor.
yiffmaster: universequartz: gayforyooa: animehater420: damn cartoon network not taking any shit from the homophobes Can yall not tell the difference between representation and a fucking gay joke yeah like… this scene is pretty obviously meant
lolatmra:White guys are so proud of their ability to be not offended. When one of them tells a rape joke or uses a racial slur, they wink and pat themselves on the back and give endless attaboys for their superior skills in being not offended. They decry
omorainbow: honestly? one of my favorite types of omo victims are cheerful characters who make jokes to cover up their vulnerabilities. they don’t want anyone to worry, so they insist. haha, it’s not that bad! i’m not gonna like, wet myself or
cummbunny: “I don’t wear a size 0 because I have the body of a woman not a 12 year old” hahaha body shaming to make yourself better hahaha I am not a woman because I am petite hahaha thats a good joke Who said that bunny? Who ever it
kipplekipple: trenching-timelord: kipplekipple: I can’t believe this needs to be said, but… - Withholding medication from a disabled person is not a joke, it’s not a punishment, it’s abuse. - Withholding mobility equipment from a disabled
yo-its-matt: aependell: erikkillmongerdontpullout: We joke and talk about the “you’re not immune to propaganda” but the fact that all people know about Pornhub is their half ass Pr stunts and not all the terrible things they do is def because
cop-disliker69:Not sure if replier was joking or not but I have seen people say this exact thing before. A 40-year-old dating a 30-year-old and completely serious they’re like “when you were 20 they weren’t even in middle school yet!!”
babyscarsonly: thevictimintheromanfallout: before-she-falls: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME. PEOPLE DO NOT CUT BECAUSE THEY THINK ITS “COOL” SELF HARM IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE AND IF YOU CAN PRETEND YOUR SAVING A LIFE MY GLAMORIZING SLICING
gerardgayofficial: move-on-go-beyond: a-sad-guy: greeneggsangraham: saltunderthesea: This broke my fucking heart This is why you don’t lie about having mental disorders. It is not a joke. I’m crying This broke my heart this is real ocd, not
autistickanaya: “Wow how do you leave your house lol” I don’t. We don’t. Your crude jokes about our illnesses and disabilities are not funny. Some of us cannot, do not, leave our houses. Nobody is laughing.
jashi8hachi: Just another stupid joke > . < I’m not sure… is clear or not? (´;ω;`)
….. not sure if this is a joke or not…
daviddadeer: This has to be a joke No. Its not. There are ACTUALLY… people this stupid, uninformed and that into hate mongering. =) Just accept it. I have. Not everyone can be a good human being. If only.
xopachi: cheezyweapon: kazecat: rollytiger: My brother is making me play wildstar HA HA, This grabs my interest. hoooooo leeeeee shit Am I glad to see a real game booty. Not a “ha ha look at this big butt” joke booty. Not a “ha ha we put a
dranxis: So what is the show “Hunter x Hunter” about, you ask? Well, y'all be taking shit so far out of context for the sake of a joke it’s not even funny goddamn. Edit - This shit did not look this weird in the manga, is this really what
sickfake: i hate when i accidentally say something about wanting to kill myself over a minor inconvenience really casually in front of neurotypicals bc theyre always like “suicide is not a joke!!1!1!1!” and it’s like????? i’m not kidding????????
I hate Air. air is not a joke. and you should not breath it.
With all the idiotic pics and comics touting that DWM BS, has anyone other than JJ himself made a decent counter-comic? Not just one mimicking/joking about it, but actually something serious to point out how much BS it is? If not, someone really should.
ask-the-stallion-out: 3nd request! If you say is not cute, I’ll kill you with a lemon… This request is from this moe-lover bastard (?) (you know I love you [no homo] :3 (?)) (PS: is a joke) (PSS: Not really… I will kill you) x3
round-t-w-o: plenoptic07: weavemama: weavemama: It was nice knowin y'all @ science side of tumblr,, ALL JOKES ASIDE WE REALLY NEED YALL TO TELL US IF WE’RE GONNA BE OKAY OR NOT By “diseases,” they mean microbes (MICROBES, not the same as
jh0n: Even tough this is a joke, it is extremely homophobic. Justin Bieber is obviously not female and if Selena Gomez WAS a lesbian, why would it be listed amongst negative qualities? On top of that, cutting is seriously not something to laugh about.
queer-tier: It’s honestly a bit depressing that people seem unable to distinguish “trolling” and “joking” anymore. They’re… not the same thing, y’all. Not everything is malicious. Yep.
shorthalt: shorthalt: not to sound like a baby boomer or some other bullshit but the internet really has given children access to things they absolutely should not see. i just heard my ten year old brother make a daddy joke. this really has to stop.
prokopetz: theroseandthebeast: brucewnaye: Batman (1989) dir. Tim Burton #i’m so much looking forward to this chaotic sort of energy coming back to batman with pattinson #the ‘genuinely not sure if he’s joking or not’ bruce wayne energy #like
aluray: How about both sides play fair and not even joke about screwing the other side over?If you really want to win, win the fair way. Otherwise it’s not very rewarding.
fluxdoldrums: rape is not something to joke about rape is not something to make light of being upset over people doing these actions stated above does not make you, or me, or anyone else a “touchy twat who over hypes rape”
possiblyenjoyable: good reasons to insult your child: no don’t fucking do that not even jokingly don’t insult anyone especially not your own fucking child do not make your child feel like shit about themselves ok
fromheretocolorado:nah you know what fuck thisBillie Joe Armstrong does not deserve to be remembered for the iHeart radio shit.Billie Joe Armstrong does not deserve to have jokes made about Wake Me Up When September Ends.Billie Joe Armstrong does not
me looking at the first picture: I will not go there.me struggling to move on: I will not go there.me trying so hard to think about something else: I will not make a joke about Anna Kendrick covered in pussy.me admitting I just can’t help it:
journey-within: Marriage is not a joke. It’s not a game. It’s not a means of escape. Marriage is a lifetime commitment. Be patient. Wait for the right person and the right time. Don’t get yourself into a hot mess because you rushed.
rappsrats: Regardless of how you feel about other people’s pets, whether they’re rats or snakes or spiders or lizards or whatever else, don’t be a dick. Do not make jokes about killing them, do not comment on how disgusting they are and do not
whospilledthebongwater: sativaprincessa: boy I’m not even gonna save your number until I’m 100% sure you’re not a fuckboy. story of my life I’m not even joking
glintglimmergleam: your casual jokes, your bored dismissals, your tacit approval, your incoherent defenses rob me of my basic humanity you’re telling me to not to get so upset because it does not matter to you if i am hurt because i am not fully human
What goes on in my head when its not static?Probably …. why am i not a femme cis girl with nice booty and tiddies? Why must I suffer?? Why does life suck … and not look like it’ll be better? Why …. is it a sick joke? Am I being
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