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miltus: the-unpopular-opinions: I hate the term “race card.” Racism in this country is not a joke. This is not a fucking game of Texas Hold Em or go fish. I can’t just play a special card to one up someone in life. That’s not the way it works
Team Yume’s Dramatis Lectio: “Knuckles” (“Tails Saga” Part 5)This story is bad. It’s not “funny bad” or “stupid bad”, it’s gross and reprehensible. This is not a joke, do not listen to this
2spookytomhiddles: possiblyenjoyable: good reasons to insult your child: no don’t fucking do that not even jokingly don’t insult anyone especially not your own fucking child do not make your child feel like shit about themselves ok fucking amen
retroactivebakeries: venuselectrificata: fall is not cute it is the season of death and ur sweater will not protect u. not even ur sweater paws. jokes on you I love death and being dead and I will wear my sweater to the grave
ask-poison-joke: Lapiz: … I…. I’m not a toy (( mod : Lapiz is not in a very good mood. And being touched just for fun is not helping ^^; D'aww x3
krugerphotography: annabellebanks: You don’t joke often? Why not? It’s not really part of my job. I never thought of humor in terms of part of a job or not.
tragedycamp: martinscorgayse: tragedycamp: tragedycamp: not to sound like a protestant but the one bad joke all generations have in common is the normalization of alcohol dependency like i’m NOT about to start romanticize temperance i’m not
quiteliterallyhotsauce: Link Some of her responses And more That’s not a joke. Not funny. Not even remotely appropriate. Something very wrong here
medusite: @ white peopley’ll are not oppressed. y’all aren’t harmed by jokes like “white people don’t season their food” cause they don’t perpetuate harmful stereotypes. you’re not a victim of racism. even if you’re not racist or try
freakfviry: kingofkenya: thats-a-good-joke: hypnotic-flow: do NOT tell me I’m not black because I don’t like something that other black people generally like. Do NOT tell me I don’t sound black because I articulate and/or utilize extensive
baebees: Sheldon Cooper is Not good asexual representation. Doctor Who is Not good asexual representation. asexuality is not a trait reserved for nerdy awkward butts of jokes and alien life forms
bitchenwitch: how do people not get that we’re not saying “you can’t do this,” we’re saying, “doing this is racist/sexist/homophobic/etc.” you’re welcome to tell sexist jokes, but you can’t pretend you’re not a sexist if you choose
unfauxgettable:things that are fine: not liking kids not wanting kids things that are not fine: being rude to kids because they are kids joking about child abuse because you dont like kids
thewillowbends: I need fanfic writers to understand that Anakin is not an unobservant moron when it comes to Obi Wan. I know we joke about it, but he’s really not. It’s not that he only doesn’t understand subtle gestures of affection, it’s
shelbydenhamart: I’m not on the internet a lot, so I’m not sure if this joke has been done yet or not. Please let me know if it has, otherwise I feel silly.
hawaiiun: exilethepoet: bodhiandsoul: Bruce Lee you know why they make jokes about chuck norris and not bruce lee? because bruce lee ain’t no joke.. ^
thepsychoemoreport: The joke is that its not much of a joke
black-nata: let the hawkeye jokes commence. How not to make jokes about? :p
asktheenterprise: YES I HAVE DISENGAGED THE STUPID EXTERNAL INERTIAL DAMPENER DO YOU REALISE HOW MANY TIMES PEOPLE SAY THAT TO ME ON THE BRIDGE AS A JOKE IT IS NOT A JOKE DO YOU REALISE HOW EMBARRASSING THAT WAS FOR ME IT’S THE FIRST THING I CHECK
bombing: noseblow: bombing: i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood that’s not how the joke goes lmao do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you
captainspauldings-devilsreject: laterinthecaveoflesbians: watershiphobbits: If you are a man who thinks it’s funny to make misogynist jokes purely to make your female friends uncomfortable/angry, then you are a misogynist. It is not “just a joke.”
sosickweredead: After 10 years of hearing kitchen, sandwich, driving, fake geek girls, being physically weak, and PMS Jokes. I do not care about hurting the feelings of boys with (stereotypically masculine) jokes.
exoterical: bitterassfandom: bitterassfandom: hot singles in your area I HATE KRAFT SINGLES AND I SPENT FIVE DOLLARS ON THESE THINGS AND HAD TO WASH THIS PAN BY HAND TO MAKE THIS JOKE THIS DESERVES MORE THAN 17 NOTES GODDAMMIT its not you the joke
amahzeballs: danninoriega:Hey, can I sleep in your room?I actually don’t know if they’re joking or not… Are they joking??!!???
waepenlesbian:laterinthecaveoflesbians:watershiphobbits:If you are a man who thinks it’s funny to make misogynist jokes purely to make your female friends uncomfortable/angry, then you are a misogynist. It is not “just a joke.” You literally
actuallyclintbarton: are-you-a-shelter: I am a fan of when a comedian uses his or her platform to not only tell a joke but just speak truth within the context of that joke. aziz ansari is pretty fuckin dope about this shit, ngl
etriva:#kinda can’t believe #it’s just this #just the original dialogue #where are the jokes? #where is the literally SIXTEEN years of the meme machine #i don’t understand #one does not simply #post this gifset with no jokes (x)
condescetier: my Dad makes dad jokes but because hes a physics teacher theyre not common dad jokes “hey dad, whats up?”“Up is a directional vector with no force”
dracomalfyaoi: NOT FUNNY APRIL FOOLS JOKES screamers fake coming outs fake suicide fake crushes stuff that could hurt someone emotionally or physically HILARIOUS APRIL FOOLS JOKES rickrolling putting googly eyes on stuff putting only ONE ice cube in
upsmoments: Between jokes and jokes at the party, she did not realize that her dress was transparently more than usual. Thank God nobody warned.
wannabeastarshipranger: perchu: wheelchair-warrior: FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD they were talking about his height They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.
are-you-a-shelter: I am a fan of when a comedian uses his or her platform to not only tell a joke but just speak truth within the context of that joke.
boldlygo-vegan: I’m sorry but if you think “it’s impossible to make a joke nowadays without offending someone” then you were never funny in the first place. It’s really not that hard to be a little creative and come up with a joke that doesn’t
danisup: fishingboatproceeds: edwardspoonhands: 53 Terrible Jokes in Under 4 Minutes Best Joke Video Ever. Hank did not use my favorite, though: What’s the difference between a novelist and a large pepperoni pizza? A large pepperoni pizza can feed
“People are so sensitive. They won’t even let me joke about beating up a little girl anymore.” Yes, you mutated fuckup. Because over time we have finally learned that it’s not actually funny for adults to even JOKE about beating
yeah-yeah-beebiss-1:reminder for all my followers that this blog will not contain screamers, misinfo, or other mean-spirited jokes on april fool’s day, because the fact that yall willingly subject yourselves to my content is a cruel joke in itself
felitomkinson: i know we all like to Joke & Bond over how depressed we are and make jokes about existential dread bc we really are absolutely fucking depressed and there’s certain comfort and humor in knowing we’re not alone but. god i wish none
fishingboatproceeds: This is one of my favorite moments in the movie: Gus makes a joke about Isaac’s disability and then Isaac is like, “Not only am I going to call you out and refuse to accept you making me the butt of your joke; I’m also going
are-you-a-shelter:I am a fan of when a comedian uses his or her platform to not only tell a joke but just speak truth within the context of that joke.
cleophatrajones: dynastylnoire: onlyblackgirl:So this happened… the colorism in these jokes though. not cool. The outfit jokes are funny, but this is probably why he shits on dark-skinned women cause he gets it too. 😂😂😂 dead
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pinkie’s 120% all about using jokes to cope, but for this incident rainbow uses running to cope. her speed jokes are just to show off, which is NOT ok to pinkie this time. so yeah 22.3 years sounds about right
katiedollthesillyhead: DON’T joke ship just don’t do it. it will not end well. it will stop being a joke.
mothensidhe: shutthedirk: shutthedirk: attention to all dashcon attendees someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag stay out of the ballpit there are people who think this is a joke this is not a joke please stay
idontfeellikedrawing:adventuresingay:homosuxual:adventuresingay: ballisticducks:adventuresingay: On twitta Hat_Man_Doo Aren’t you gay though? Not sure how I feel about a gay guy making this sort of joke I make these sort of jokes all the time.
jennilah: condescetier: my Dad makes dad jokes but because hes a physics teacher theyre not common dad jokes “hey dad, whats up?”“Up is a directional vector with no force”
somarysueme:1percentcharge:1percentcharge:My favorite pirate joke is “why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at c” not because it’s THAT funny but because it’s a relatively simple joke that nobody ive
