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dayumshecangetit: lebritanyarmor: tormans-space: dracomalfyaoi: NOT FUNNY APRIL FOOLS JOKES screamers fake coming outs fake suicide fake crushes stuff that could hurt someone emotionally or physically HILARIOUS APRIL FOOLS JOKES rickrolling putting
chiikapea: THIS IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE GUYS. IF YOU ARE A LEGAL ADULT FUCKING V O T E. TRUMP IS WINNING THIS IS HONESTLY SCARY AS SHIT AT THIS MOMENT. IF HE FUCKING WINS, WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO US POCS. STOP TAKING THIS AS A FUCKING JOKE.
finalproblem: lokisarmygirl: finalproblem: #SherlockLives #ButNotForLong HEY. TOO SOON. NO, SHERLOCK FANDOM. NO. IT CAN NOT SIMULTANEOUSLY BE “TOO SOON” FOR REICHENBACH JOKES AND EMPTY HEARSE JOKES. YOU HAVE TO PICK ONE.
are-you-a-shelter: I am a fan of when a comedian uses his or her platform to not only tell a joke but just speak truth within the context of that joke.
dancingpurge: have you ever notice that a joke can be funny but as soon as it gets popular you’re not allowed to make that joke or find it funny anymore
romancingthelookyloos: funniestpicturesdaily: Not the time for a dad joke. He’s gonna save this transcript and show his child with a tear in his eye, “This was my first dad joke.”
nyannerz: NEW holiday themed video very cool No I am not affiliated with Fakku, it was just jokes. The whole video is a joke. Funny comedy. Anime cartoon humor. Sexy nakey butt.
glumshoe: glumshoe: Human: “One of these days, I’m going to teach you how to tell an actual joke. Remind me.” Robot: “I am already very funny.” Human: “Yeah, but… not because you’re good at telling jokes. You’re accidentally funny
its-going-down: meckamecha: daily-bad-jokes: daily-bad-jokes: occasionally the universe orders one of its many snipers to fire a warning shot at me. not to cause any (physical) harm, mind you. they’re just reminders that the universe hates me and
celticpyro: phoenixtawnyflower: I think my favorite jokes are the ones that weren’t even all that funny until I was an adult, and now they’re fucking hilarious. I’m not even talking about the dirty jokes. I’m talking about in Finding Nemo where
tlbodine: also-youre-mischevous: We’re only a month away from Halloween so I’m gonna start telling these jokes and if someone asks me why I’m going to say that they’re Halloween themed jokes. If they say it’s not close to Halloween yet I’m
memeufacturing: i’m using all my jokes up now i’m not gonna have any jokes left by the time i hit 100k
eggcroft: jokes about men doing horrible things to their girlfriends are not funny. even if the jokes are ‘tame’. that guy commenting on the photo of the woman with the great figure on Facebook just so his girlfriend will have to search to see what
slimetony: I feel like I’m too old to make jokes about not having a girlfriend so I’m going to start developing new niches of relatable jokes like that shiver you feel sometimes when you’re peeing real good
passumbapper:(logging into the beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground website) they better not be beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground in here
mintyskulls: Banana Saix jokes are something I still love even though they’ve been around since kh2 came out (joke being 7 in japanese is pronounced as nana)RedBubble: XAlso available on Teepublic (which is having a พ t-shirt sale rn!)Do not repost
spongebobsquarepants: emilyblaine: theavengers:And what are these? if y’all can watch this joke and not cringe I don’t know how to help you You mean this joke?
espikvlt:nakikin:can we have more fat characters that aren’t seen as gross/a joke this is why I wish Sophie from Anastastia had more recognition:She’s attractive, desired by men, and not a joke.
Can I just say real quick that jokes about serious topics aren’t always bad. It’s not uncommon for me to joke about things like death and anorexia because I’ve experienced it personally and it makes me feel a little better that I’m
dracomalfyaoi: NOT FUNNY APRIL FOOLS JOKES screamers fake coming outs fake suicide fake crushes stuff that could hurt someone emotionally or physically HILARIOUS APRIL FOOLS JOKES rickrolling putting googly eyes on stuff putting only ONE ice cube in
180mph:probablyinyourfandom:Dating me is literally a whole lot of- bad jokes- even worse movies- cuddling- making out - you touching my butt - loud (good) music - long text messages and a lot more bad jokes Glad im not dating you LMFAO
daily-bad-jokes: daily-bad-jokes: occasionally the universe orders one of its many snipers to fire a warning shot at me. not to cause any (physical) harm, mind you. they’re just reminders that the universe hates me and could snuff out my puny little
shaqsince95:exilethepoet: bodhiandsoul: Bruce Lee you know why they make jokes about chuck norris and not bruce lee? because bruce lee ain’t no joke.. ^ two fingers yo
team "I'll explain jokes if you ask because leaving people out on a joke isn't funny and you're not elite for understanding it without additional explanation"
teamfreekickass: uncomfortablekomatsu: basedgoddangitbobby: petition to start calling gender fluid people transformers petition to not reduce people of any gender to a fucking joke petition to embrace trans* positive jokes and realize that in order
thepsychoemoreport: The joke is that its not much of a joke
wannabeastarshipranger: perchu: wheelchair-warrior: FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD they were talking about his height They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.
bombing: noseblow: bombing: i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood that’s not how the joke goes lmao do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you
laterinthecaveoflesbians:watershiphobbits:If you are a man who thinks it’s funny to make misogynist jokes purely to make your female friends uncomfortable/angry, then you are a misogynist. It is not “just a joke.” You literally are finding humor
watershiphobbits: If you are a man who thinks it’s funny to make misogynist jokes purely to make your female friends uncomfortable/angry, then you are a misogynist. It is not “just a joke.” You literally are finding humor in the discomfort
actuallyclintbarton: are-you-a-shelter: I am a fan of when a comedian uses his or her platform to not only tell a joke but just speak truth within the context of that joke. aziz ansari is pretty fuckin dope about this shit, ngl
exoterical: bitterassfandom: bitterassfandom: hot singles in your area I HATE KRAFT SINGLES AND I SPENT FIVE DOLLARS ON THESE THINGS AND HAD TO WASH THIS PAN BY HAND TO MAKE THIS JOKE THIS DESERVES MORE THAN 17 NOTES GODDAMMIT its not you the joke
upsmoments: Between jokes and jokes at the party, she did not realize that her dress was transparently more than usual. Thank God nobody warned.
sosickweredead: After 10 years of hearing kitchen, sandwich, driving, fake geek girls, being physically weak, and PMS Jokes. I do not care about hurting the feelings of boys with (stereotypically masculine)jokes.
are-you-a-shelter:I am a fan of when a comedian uses his or her platform to not only tell a joke but just speak truth within the context of that joke.
bredtobreed: I made the joke to my brother that I needed a baby immediately to make sure the redheads didn’t die out. He took it as a challenge I guess. Ever since that joke he’s been pinning me down and fucking me silly and not stopping until he’s
boldlygo-vegan: I’m sorry but if you think “it’s impossible to make a joke nowadays without offending someone” then you were never funny in the first place. It’s really not that hard to be a little creative and come up with a joke that doesn’t
fishingboatproceeds: This is one of my favorite moments in the movie: Gus makes a joke about Isaac’s disability and then Isaac is like, “Not only am I going to call you out and refuse to accept you making me the butt of your joke; I’m also going
laterinthecaveoflesbians: watershiphobbits: If you are a man who thinks it’s funny to make misogynist jokes purely to make your female friends uncomfortable/angry, then you are a misogynist. It is not “just a joke.” You literally are finding
hawaiiun:exilethepoet: bodhiandsoul: Bruce Lee you know why they make jokes about chuck norris and not bruce lee? because bruce lee ain’t no joke.. ^
sersquirrel: joking about being a sex worker is always whorephobic and also embarrassing as most of you would not last 1 week Seriously- like all of my vanilla friends joke about sex workers and I’m thinking “bitch please….”
shaqsince95: exilethepoet: bodhiandsoul: Bruce Lee you know why they make jokes about chuck norris and not bruce lee? because bruce lee ain’t no joke.. ^ two fingers yo
forthenebulouskids: Funny Joke From A Beautiful Woman: Hannah Simone (by Esquire Magazine) I’m not gonna lie, I had to watch this more than once to hear the joke…I kept getting distracted.
felitomkinson: i know we all like to Joke & Bond over how depressed we are and make jokes about existential dread bc we really are absolutely fucking depressed and there’s certain comfort and humor in knowing we’re not alone but. god i wish none
HARRY POTTER ALPHABET → Z of Zonko’s Joke Shop“Then they visited Zonko’s, which was so packed with studentsHarry had to exercise great care not to tread on anyone and causea panic. There were jokes and tricks to fulfill even Fred’s andGeorge’s
susiron: thegriffin88: Yeah, and my sister chooses to wear high heels because society conditioned her that they make her look pretty. You’re not as free as you think. I really hope you are joking. Please tell me that you are joking with that
