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bbcsherlockpickuplines: Soâ€¦ Iâ€™m trying to be kinda funny instead of just completely cheesy here, butâ€¦ Honestly, I never thought I was going to be able to make this joke. I canâ€™t believe how successful this blog has become, let alone how supportiv

“The fuck…not a fucking chance! HAHAHAHAHA. What a funny joke. You clown. Kiss my beautiful superior ass and get the hell off my stage! Lol just fuck off and die loser.” #BetaHate #TaylorSwiftistheLord

Mad Men - Joan Holloway - Slip - Cartoony PinUp SketchRed-y or not… here I come :DQuick sketch inspired by this show and sexy, curvy Christina Hendricks as Joan Holloway. Goddamn, that woman’s so drawable :) Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt

Black Canary - Curved Arrow - Cartoon PinUp Sketch Rough and dirty dirty morning sketch :PHope you don’t mind me posting this many sketches and wips, but sometimes that’s the only way for me not to forget some idea. Or forget where I saved the drawing

I’VE TRIED MANY TIMES ON RARE OCCASIONS TO DRAW THIS LITTLE CUTIE AND I FINALLY GOT ONE THAT ACTUALLY LOOKS GOOD! MY STYLE AND OTHER ARTISTS’ STYLES TEND TO NOT MIX TOO WELL! THIS ADORABLE CUTIE IS @ask-poison-joke

So somebody tagged that motivational marco doodad I made asking me to make more and I was like meh why not a sexy marco doodad to motivate ppl to work and it started out as a joke IT STARTED OUT AS A JOKE dont look at me Also hello buttchou did u finish

I really want his shirt! So funny! If you don’t get it then there is not hope for you. Haha #hilarious #lol #starwars #joke #theforce #masstimesacceleration #amazing #tshirt #humour #cute

Aria - Bunny Girl - Cartoony PinUp Sketch Commission Shout -out to all nurses - Thank you for pushing our limits :) It’s a commission for Jeri of his OC Aria as bunny girl. And not just as bunny girl, but as a nurse And, as one animaniac

Lady Bug - Big Mess - Cartoon PinUp Sketch Commission I’m not a superstitious man, but I agree that ladybug landing on you means good luck :DCommission for https://www.deviantart.com/stelo-productions95 of his OC Lady Bug running, I mean flying

robotlyra: frostedsammy: spent-it-on-ammo: tom-sits-like-a-whore: What John Winchester should’ve read. Would’ve saved a lot of trouble. Supernatural jokes aside, “spiritual warfare” is one of those phrases that, when spoken outside of

tripropellant: deadcorvus: tripropellant: i’m 100% not joking when i say that my gut reaction to this image is “this is a being of incredible power”. i know that totally sounds like a joke i would make but i’m legitimately scared and impressed

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel: comboreversal: puffpuffpeace: baby baby baby This literally just crushed me. I WILL NEVER MAKE ANOTHER GRUMPY CAT JOKE AS LONG AS I LIVE

my life is definitely a joke, right?

Killing Joke - Universe B.Yeah, this again. It’s too incredibly head-exploding not to blog, y’know?

sile-animus: sile-animus: Got a bunch of metal filings in my underwear My entire crotch is sparkly

A drawing of a joke once made by @that-three-anon (FA, HD, Textless)

Not his day… (silly lil drawings because I feel like I need to but don’t have the energy to produce something good)

Not many know this, but I still do watch the show. And my god. I can not even anymore. Easily my all time favorite moment. No contest.

nevernoesbest replied to your post:white-sky-draws replied to your…Adblock interferes with the tumblr April Fools joke.Probably, I mean, I have adblock and it still worked for me so idunnoooooooo????

daily-bad-jokes: justthemailman: daily-bad-jokes: i like the diversity of followers i’ve got here! got people from all walks of life. furries. straight people. you name it. I didn’t know there were straight people on this site yeah they’re

jaclcfrost: [jokes about being in love with a character] [is actually serious] [and not joking] [in any way] [at all]

jaclcfrost: [jokes about being in love with a character] [is actually serious] [and not joking] [in any way] [at all]

jaclcfrost: [jokes about being in love with a character] [is actually serious] [and not joking] [in any way] [at all]

I’m not gay! I’m just so manly I like other men!

imsecretslime: silver-tongues-blog: imsecretslime: That is not funny That is not cute It is animal abuse RABBITS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT PANCAKES RABBITS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN PANCAKE SYRUP Why the fuck do you think rabbits who get coated

What a guy gotta do to have nudes sent to him?!?

omoshiro-i: not exactly what i was expecting, but Blizzard went and did it again! Doomfist looks amazing!

sallymolay: The Trans Art of Daniel ArzolaI’m Not A Joke (No Soy Tu Chiste) was begun in Venezuela by writer, illustrator, and activist Daniel Arzola. It became the first Venezuelan viral campaign that through art raised awareness of the prejudice

explainingthejoke: zhanael: flavoracle: I’m dead. Of all the posts on this forsaken site, this is the one that killed me. Where’s the lie, though? The image reads: A user interface is like a joke. If you have to explain it, it’s not that good.

tripropellant: mostdecoratedarsoninvestigator: tripropellant: tripropellant: i’m 100% not joking when i say that my gut reaction to this image is “this is a being of incredible power”. i know that totally sounds like a joke i would make but i’m

Do not repost my shit. Do not repost my shit. Do not repost my shit. DO NOT REPOST MY SHIT.

A man & a Giraffe walk into a bar, the Giraffe passes out & the man goes to leave. The bartender says “Are you going to leave that lying there?” And the man says “Thats not a lion, that’s a Giraffe!” :3

jaclcfrost: [jokes about being in love with a character] [is actually serious] [and not joking] [in any way] [at all]

jaclcfrost: [jokes about being in love with a character] [is actually serious] [and not joking] [in any way] [at all]

Not sure if a joke… or an evil prank on stupid children…

I’d laugh… but Im am literally, not joking at all, afraid this is the road we’re heading down. Not that specifically ^ but something equally as bad…

dcu: The ending of ‘The Killing Joke’ is my favorite of endings. I like it for the fact that Batman finally snaps. If only Batman behaved the way he behaved in The Dark Knight Returns (not to be confused with the shitty 3rd Nolan film, mind you)

This weird lookin’ little guy is extraordinarily dangerous. Incredibly dangerous. I’m not joking he is really dangerous. Like no cute puns or jokes or anything this little freak is a monster in combat.

man, i smashed my face at work today and my nose literally will not stop bleeding. this shit lame. i look like andrew w.k

ask-poison-joke:Okay, not really a “real update”, but I really wanted to draw his full body for practice, and for showing it to you ^^ I hope you like it tho <3 <<Prev Next>>Cutie~! ^w^

enchillama: armin minaj someone once joked about nicki minaj playing armin WELL jokes on u what about armin being nicki minaj (halloween??? maybe. maybe just always)

jaclcfrost: [jokes about being in love with a character] [is actually serious] [and not joking] [in any way] [at all]

raveneesimo: “JOKING VICTIM” storyboards - STEVEN UNIVERSE Here’s a bunch of my drawings from the episode, Joking Victim. Lars is being a twit, Sadie loses her composure.. and Steven is just.. Steven! Question: Are they big enough? Not sure

thefrenchwall: lohannahmontana: this pisses me off every time because the people do not understand that Marc Jacobs is funny and he was making a joke and now you are acting like you are the one making the joke in this situation oh my god Marc Jacobs

the-real-goddamazon: speedlimit15: exeggcute: why is it that villains and not protagonists are always the ones breaking gender roles hmmmm it’s called queercoding and it’s intentional and basically brainwashes kids into having negative associations

also noah fence but do people not realize that there are game modes outside of comp bc i lit had someone say to me when i recently started playing comp and was only in gold go “almost level 600 and still in gold.” like okay first of all, binch, i

capsicle107: “…the coverage on Hayley, we must have done that take I’m not joking- I’m not joking- like fifteen times and the only reason is because [the director] would come in and give Hayley a new direction every time, and every time

the-unpopular-opinions: MAKING SEXIST, RAPE, ABLEIST, ETC JOKES DOES NOT MAKE YOU A BAD PERSON I don’t understand why SJWs get so up in arms over if someone makes a /single/ offensive joke. It’s called Dark Humour. Like, someone everyone think’s

So i won’t lie. I think dad jokes are the funniest fucking shit in the world, and someone drew a picture of my favorite joke.

ironicdavestrider:small penis jokes are:a reinforcement of hypermasculinization (seriously it’s not “feminist empowerment” to degrade someone the same way that dudebros do)transphobic and cissexistintersexist we get it, you’re terrible at insults

lokilaufeysonthefrostgiant: lokisdeviouspurpose: Cancer jokes are not funny. Cancer jokes are not funny. Cancer jokes are not funny. Cancer jokes are not funny. CANCER JOKES ARE NOT FUCKING FUNNY. Agreed!I have had at least three grandparents pass

yikesicles: someone: wow it’s really not funny or anything to joke about suicide me: I’m not joking lol

autisticmage: not to be an Sjw™ but uh…. trigger jokes are essentially jokes about actual ptsd and the real, terrifying, and often humiliating symptoms that come with it. maybe it’s because im not hip w/ the kids, but i don’t really understand

eternalhangover: Das Racist - Hahahaha jk? “We’re not joking, just joking. We are joking, just joking we’re not joking.”

zachsanomaiy: skeleton-queen-witchy: andre-30008: orcpiss: dromaeocore: dromaeocore: you can literally always tell if an artist is/was a furry or not by asking them to draw a dog like this: not a furry: furry: You labled everyone at Disney a

Joke anit funny on We Heart It.

nialllhoran: when-in-doubt-go-to-the-library: nialllhoran: nothing annoys me more than people being like “LEARN TO TAKE A JOKE” when you find something offensive or disgusting like where am i learning to take this joke? to the fucking trash where

dashingicecream:badgirls!au has given me life once again

y’know…i drew ilia too short in that last joke comic. i do not see her that short. that height difference is for weiss n blake…..ilia is at least blake’s height i feel.

Depression is not a joke. Self-harm is not a joke. Sexuality is not a joke. Rape is not a joke. Suicide is not a joke. Anorexia and bulimia are not jokes, so stop being such an ignorant little asshole and just shut the fuck up.

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