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amadaun23: ”Chris is going to try and learn how to play and sing at the same time,” Thayil jokes. With Cornell assuming part of the rhythm burden, does Kim feel any extra pressure to play the role of the ‘guitar hero’? “Most guitarists
dannybrony: This is the most revealing adult humor joke about masturbation you may find on a Nickelodeon show like Fairly Odd Parents. When I first saw heard this I couldn’t stop laughing.
fallintoyesterday: Obsessive compulsive disorder is one of the top 3 most disabling mental illnesses, along with bipolar disorder and schizophrenia. Keep that in mind the next time you go to make a stupid joke about how you like to clean your room.
aspidelaps: flygex-eatin-on-softies: I put this napkin on Bean as a joke but he hasn’t moved out from under it and it’s been about 20 minutes, so…. mother has given me a blanket it is a most joyous day
annakendrickofficial:a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car
dennys: verseofthedead: Woke up half-naked in a Denny’s parking lot after what started out as an innocent game of Cards Against Humanity. Ah yes, the ol’ Cards Against Humanity joke. Quite possibly the most popular reference left in our ask box
duluozlegend: what i predict will be my most underrated joke of all time
invisibleblackunicorn: wide-worlds-joy: buzzfeed: 23 of the most dad things that have ever happened. Dad jokes, taken to the logical extreme. coyotestardust Wish I had this in my life…..
THE MOST UNDER-APPRECIATED JOKE OF ALL TIME
gllob: a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced
trillow: we’re literally random people around the world sitting on the internet telling bad jokes to each other why the fuck is this the most important thing i’ve got going on
This is the most revealing adult humor joke about masturbation you may find on a Nickelodeon show like Fairly Odd Parents.
sillysexystupid: When you’re on the phone w Daddy & He calls you a clever girl & you agree & jokingly brag about how smart you are so He asks you to show off & count to 10 for Him in the most condescending voice ever & it makes
square-enixconfessions: I like to joke that the most important character in FFXV is going to be Leviathan- I’ve missed seeing him since older gen games. It will be nice to be acquainted with the Lord of all Waters again, however briefly.
annakendrickofficial: a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car
vaspim: meladoodle: i really want to buy one of these grocery checkout dividers but the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back This is like the most innocent joke I’ve ever read
hey-lou-i-like-carrots-too: 1d-most-awkward-moments: thanksto1direction: Oh sure……………….. directioners beg to differ lol good joke
think-im-finally-clean: moonwatah: aobas-cumface: My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my mom and she’s
sneakyfeets: microth0ng: nintooner: team aqua is amazing Team magma is so scary like they threaten to kill you no joke maxie told me he’d bury me with his own hands team aqua’s plan is the most ridiculous of the two like they just wanna surf
dabhabit: When I was in the hospital I was roomed with a schizophrenic And she was the most gentle person I have ever met There was a boy with a long deep slit across his neck Who told very funny jokes A girl who never spoke a word Would draw the
depression-and-movies: “Community has pulled off one the most patient easter egg: in one episode of each of the first three seasons, the word "Beetlejuice” was used off-handedly in a joke. If you’ve seen the movie Beetlejuice, the
finnthepotato: aspidelaps: flygex-eatin-on-softies: I put this napkin on Bean as a joke but he hasn’t moved out from under it and it’s been about 20 minutes, so…. mother has given me a blanket it is a most joyous day
lavahanje: titenoute: doflaming: this ISN’T A JOKE This is the most brutal accidental social suicide i’ve ever witnessed. im fkn crying
werewolfpresbyterian: yd12k: flavoracle: Twitter has a 140 character limit, yet I still found a way to tell one of the longest and most obnoxious knock-knock jokes of all time within a single tweet. I am more proud of this accomplishment than any
weeniebagel: pochowek: weeniebagel: pochowek: You spent your most impressionable teenhood days playing fallout new vegas and left 4 dead 2 thats why you all roleplay southerners on the internet. yall this yall that jokes on you dumbass city slickers
animationtips:An EXCELLENT animation joke here!Please note that all of this has been animated on 1’s(which is to say that each drawing is only being held for 1 frame), where most anime is animated on 3’s(each drawing held for 3 frames). This makes
miyokogirl: As soon as I saw this tweet, I immediately thought of one person Out of all the boys, Zayn is the one who shies away the most from the fame and scrutiny of their life in the spotlight. The running fandom joke of “Where’s Zayn” is
fuckyeahburrow: voldemortoutbitches: Top 5 favorite Harry Potter Characters Number 5: Cedric Diggory He gets overlooked. To most of the fandom, he’s nothing more than a spare, a finder, and the center of Twilight jokes. Poor Cedric. We forget that
tonsoffuckinsequins: cognitivedissonance: Artist Bob Ross, dispensing some of his words of wisdom. Ever watch The Joy of Painting? It’s ridiculously calming - no joke. Most people know him for his “happy little trees” but the man is brilliant.
envyadams: i feel like buster calling the army just “army” is one of the most underrated arrested development jokes because it’s hard to describe but it’s so funny “These are my awards, Mother. From army.”
thismighthurt: Kind of an art history joke but mostly just good advice.
shwetanarayan: lizardsister: literally the most BASIC holocaust/sociology class will teach you that jokes targeted at a specific group of people are one of the base steps of oppression and eventual genocide because it dehumanizes a group and once a group
“Community has pulled off one the most patient easter egg: in one episode of each of the first three seasons, the word "Beetlejuice” was used off-handedly in a joke. If you’ve seen the movie Beetlejuice, the titular mischievous ghost
surfshoggoth: damncommunists: ocelhira: i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live most people when they make
theenigmaofriversong: karengillandaily: Watch Karen Gillan’s Hilarious Freudian Slip That is one of the most well delivered jokes I’ve ever seen.
something i wrote for Facebook. nothing fancy, but came out of my frustration of seeing the same politics and millennial jokes on my feed~*~I don’t normally post on Facebook that often. I write a lot in other mediums mostly. But I can’t not
dumdolly: itsactionsub: sillysexystupid: When you’re on the phone w Daddy & He calls you a clever girl & you agree & jokingly brag about how smart you are so He asks you to show off & count to 10 for Him in the most condescending
The most accurate representation of me telling a joke
diggvideos: Paul Rudd has been playing one of the longest-running and most demented jokes in late-night TV history on Conan.
building-an-unstoppable-fist: duluozlegend: what i predict will be my most underrated joke of all time WWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
ariesaav: hencecarter: milokerrigan: this is the most important sign in australia All I see is “MY ASS, open at 6am” Thank you Captain Obvious! I wouldn’t have gotten the joke without you. All the queens see is “*McDonald’s sign*
tuhree: most guys can’t even make 1 girl orgasm and they make side hoe jokes
aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my mom and she’s blasting Taylor Swift but you can still
castiel-sniffs-deans-panties: whitelaws: There was no movement from Kirk at all. What breaks my heart the most about these reactions is that everyone has suddenly become their own opposite in the face of Kirk’s death. Energetic, joking Scotty looks
hogwartsisbiggerontheinside: This has 43 thousand notes and most of them are people asking what the joke is
vaspim:meladoodle: i really want to buy one of these grocery checkout dividers but the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back This is like the most innocent joke I’ve ever read
troyetroyetroye: annakendrickofficial: a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car Yesterday a book fell off my desk and
sparkle-heart-anon: fuck-usag: I wrote over 2600 words on my thesis today. No i am not joking or kidding. No I am not on any drugs or even caffeine. I just sat down and wrote. This is hands down the most productive day of my life. We will never see
