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aspidelaps: flygex-eatin-on-softies: I put this napkin on Bean as a joke but he hasn’t moved out from under it and it’s been about 20 minutes, so…. mother has given me a blanket it is a most joyous day
helenas-hood: gllob: a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced I asked my old science teacher this and he said “I make
allyrhodesmusic: THE MOST UNDERAPPRECIATED JOKE OF ALL TIME
skleero: venomade: (X) One of the most realistic jokes I’ve ever seen in a modern cartoon.
tonsoffuckinsequins: cognitivedissonance: Artist Bob Ross, dispensing some of his words of wisdom. Ever watch The Joy of Painting? It’s ridiculously calming - no joke. Most people know him for his “happy little trees” but the man is brilliant.
motherfuckingfineasspussymobile: rick santorum is actually the most elaborate april fool’s joke ever conceived at the end of today at exactly midnight his skin will unzip and a gay black man in bondage gear is going to step out and yell APRIL FOOLS
trillow: we’re literally random people around the world sitting on the internet telling bad jokes to each other why the fuck is this the most important thing i’ve got going on
b-almighty: This is one of the most disgusting fucking shit I’ve ever seen. First of all, you’re making her weight gain look like a joke. You’re making fun of this girl for gaining weight. These are fellow girls and I’m positive a MAJORITY of
annakendrickofficial:a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car
anatolia823: What I was afraid of the most, during this scene, was that somebody for some stupid reason would burst in and make some stupid joke. I’m so glad that everyone stayed silent and let those two enjoy their reunion… no matter how short it
dumbledorably: what i still think of as “the tumblr experience” despite most of it having been obsolete for years now: the mishapocalypse (or, why i still have ‘misha’ entered in tumblr savior) “i have lost the ability to can” jokes abt
seudag: annakendrickofficial: a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car good luck to linguistics in the future trying
calamitys-child: I love British panel shows because they’re a fucking mess there are no rules “I will choose a winner based on who I think is most interesting or possibly just who makes the best dick jokes” “you probably gain points for insulting
flavoracle: Twitter has a 140 character limit, yet I still found a way to tell one of the longest and most obnoxious knock-knock jokes of all time within a single tweet. I am more proud of this accomplishment than any human has the right to be.
incorrecttendershippingquotes: Ryou: Why do you always have to turn everything into a joke? Marik: Generally, it’s to avoid confronting the very real and difficult issues that most proper adults have to deal with.
starfleetgrad: …that’s the most brilliant joke I’ve ever beheld.
studiousmedic: viktoriascombover: I wrote over 2600 words on my thesis today. No i am not joking or kidding. No I am not on any drugs or even caffeine. I just sat down and wrote. This is hands down the most productive day of my life. We will never see
dabhabit: When I was in the hospital I was roomed with a schizophrenic And she was the most gentle person I have ever met There was a boy with a long deep slit across his neck Who told very funny jokes A girl who never spoke a word Would draw the
mitski-miyawakis:most underrated joke from ice age.
dithe-r: The Road to El Dorado crossover featuring one of the most endearing ot3 and good old plain dumb horse jokes for your soul (tori this’ your fault)
brianadeshe: How all black ppl respond to most white jokes
fallintoyesterday: Obsessive compulsive disorder is one of the top 3 most disabling mental illnesses, along with bipolar disorder and schizophrenia. Keep that in mind the next time you go to make a stupid joke about how you like to clean your room.
snakeyhoho:Iwaizumi will laugh at Oikawa’s bad jokes sometimes… Sometimes.(I’m pretty sure he’s laughing mostly at Oikawa’s ridiculous face)
brianrutherford: “I mean obviously. I only date the most horribly severe women. Look at Sam.” She laughs, a smile on her face. “Oh yes. She is the exact definition of stone cold.” she joked back before asking, “How long have you two been dating?
think-im-finally-clean: moonwatah: aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my mom and she’s blasting
just-shower-thoughts: Wikipedia is our best attempt at a history of everything and one of mankind’s greatest achievements, but we talk about it mostly as a joke
sillysexystupid: When you’re on the phone w Daddy & He calls you a clever girl & you agree & jokingly brag about how smart you are so He asks you to show off & count to 10 for Him in the most condescending voice ever & it makes
murderwhitepeople: onlyblackgirl: petitsirena: WHITE FEMINISM White people. You think this is a joke but this is their actual thought process Let’s be more clear. Most white people sadly have this thought process, but not all. Just as bad
nai-volva: absinthecorpse: murderwhitepeople: onlyblackgirl: petitsirena: WHITE FEMINISM White people. You think this is a joke but this is their actual thought process Let’s be more clear. Most white people sadly have this thought process,
nai-volva: absinthecorpse: nai-volva: absinthecorpse: murderwhitepeople: onlyblackgirl: petitsirena: WHITE FEMINISM White people. You think this is a joke but this is their actual thought process Let’s be more clear. Most white people sadly
xtoxictears: damncommunists: ocelhira: i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live most people when they make
gudroo:this is the last year that we can make this stupid joke so im going to make the most of it and post it every day until 2020
depression-and-movies: “Community has pulled off one the most patient easter egg: in one episode of each of the first three seasons, the word "Beetlejuice” was used off-handedly in a joke. If you’ve seen the movie Beetlejuice, the
chirikalovesjill: Some of the most popular overused jokes in Resident evil
omelettethecorgi: Rhys is telling the most hilarious joke.
theenigmaofriversong: karengillandaily: Watch Karen Gillan’s Hilarious Freudian Slip That is one of the most well delivered jokes I’ve ever seen.
aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my mom and she’s blasting Taylor Swift but you can still
kristoff-son-of-khione: most casual way to slip in a gay sex joke
aph-flying-mint-bunny: think-im-finally-clean: moonwatah: aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me
vaspim: meladoodle: i really want to buy one of these grocery checkout dividers but the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back This is like the most innocent joke I’ve ever read
whyimmathere: unamooosed: My name is Dean Winchester. I’m an Aquarius, I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach and frisky women. just a little reminder that sam is a taurus okay bye ʘ‿ʘ
princess-tina-sissymaid:“Don’t worry Peter, most people think I’m joking and don’t believe me when I tell them I’ve turned you into my little baby girl.”
plajus: pancakestein: wtf is with America.. get me out.. americans joke on here about being the most amazing country to exist, but it’s all code. please save us. holy shit please get us out of here
annakendrickofficial: a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car
EXO used a lot of Japanese words today, and it was mostly "stop! faster! help! no! amazing! feels good!" and a fan joked that maybe they all watched porn together.
In the Criminal Justice System..
dannybrony: This is the most revealing adult humor joke about masturbation you may find on a Nickelodeon show like Fairly Odd Parents. When I first saw heard this I couldn’t stop laughing.
This is the most revealing adult humor joke about masturbation you may find on a Nickelodeon show like Fairly Odd Parents.
Omg is this for real? I’m finally getting financial aid money? Haha why tho? Idk. But if this is not a joke, I am happy! Haha wooo. I thought I never qualified! I hope the 跍 will cover for my books haha even though the most I ever spent was like
ohitsjustgreg: tsunamiwavesurfing: kingjaffejoffer: Amy Schumer caught stealing jokes from Patrice O’Neal patrice(rip) must be the most bitten comedian of all time. every other day someone is sharking his material smh It’s funky but those terms
toonskribblez: Prince (1958 - 2016) Thank you for providing one of the most infamous jokes in Animaniacs.
visibilityofcolor: petraramos-bisexualdisaster: cardhusband: angryblackgirlrants: Let’s do a little recap of Amy Schumer’s racism, okay? Amy Schumer joked about men of color being more likely to sexually harass vs YT men. In her 2012 show “Mostly
kngshxt: nick cannon presents: who got the most mariah carey jokes
