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dannybrony: This is the most revealing adult humor joke about masturbation you may find on a Nickelodeon show like Fairly Odd Parents. When I first saw heard this I couldn’t stop laughing.
werewolfpresbyterian: yd12k: flavoracle: Twitter has a 140 character limit, yet I still found a way to tell one of the longest and most obnoxious knock-knock jokes of all time within a single tweet. I am more proud of this accomplishment than any
gudroo:this is the last year that we can make this stupid joke so im going to make the most of it and post it every day until 2020
thyrell: horsejesus: O i dont even care that much about the joke here op i just wanna say this is the most skilfully rendered meme ive seen in my entire life
cufflinks-and-handcuffs: kitten-heartsmacker: cufflinks-and-handcuffs: Before and after feat. a crying @kitten-heartsmacker Metal rulers HURT Do you reckon it was this or my singing/bad jokes that was the most torturous?
skleero: venomade:(X) One of the most realistic jokes I’ve ever seen in a modern cartoon. can we all agree this is the best show ever made?
havesomemoore: My worst joke yet. the most horrible monster you can ever become lol XD
strawberryshortcakekitten: One of the things i hate the most about being pansexual is having to explain thAT I DONT FIND EVERYONE ON THE PLANET CUTE that and the kitchenware jokes…
mpregboy28:You’re out and you see a pregnant looking guy. Do you stop and say hi? Do you offer to carry things for him? Today most people just ignored, some stared. But one guy was browsing next to me and asked jokingly “when’s the baby due?”
gllob: a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced
I’ve never been that into the Green Goblin, hell, most of Spider-Man’s villains are a joke, except for Venom and Carnage, but the Green Goblin in the Initiative version of the Thunderbolts is fucking awesome. The way he was written, drawn,
zackisontumblr: zackisontumblr: i met the most beautiful dog and we make the same faces !!! it looks like he told me a joke and we’re laughing together
tropius: electrikaccess: tropius: electrikaccess: Just tastes Racists be like I don’t know if this is a joke, or this is the most hipocrital web page Pull the trigger piglet
strawhatfarm: I don’t really like how the first one came out but here are More FFXII stuff as promised because this game is very important to me. BALTHIER’S VEST HNNGG never again. joking I will most probably draw them again since its ffXII also I’m
whitneywisconsin: 3 days ago I made my tumblr. I promised when I reached 1k followers I’d post a video of me masturbating in Burger King . Most of you probably thought I was joking . You should know Whitney Wisconsin always keeps her word. When
zambiunicorn: velveteenrabbit: shmemson: shortformblog: diggvideos: Paul Rudd has been playing one of the longest-running and most demented jokes in late-night TV history on Conan. Never gets old. This is why I never miss Rudd on Conan. imean.
dabhabit: When I was in the hospital I was roomed with a schizophrenic And she was the most gentle person I have ever met There was a boy with a long deep slit across his neck Who told very funny jokes A girl who never spoke a word Would draw the
ask-internetexplorer: Now we should Fix 502’s Bad Gateway. ((This is the most horrible joke ever made on this blog.)) Awww x3
heartstringscomic: (2/4) This was pretty much inevitable. Also most likely the first and the last time I do a 4th wall-ish joke. Oh dear xD
ask-poison-joke: You’ve been many to suggest a name for her, Azure, Murmur, Lazulite, Poison Ivy (XD ), Crystal, Blue Moon, Blue Angel, Lotus, Quiet, ….. but the name that was the most asked was this one. I’d like you all to meet Sapphire !!!!
closetfizzle: Fizzle: Most. Awkward. Night. Ever. I-I’ve never seen Garble so worked up. He couldn’t even look at me… I… y’know… tried to lighten the mood with some jokes… b-but that only seemed to get him more upset… Ugh… w-why did
askscruffasus: And the horse you-… Wait… Seriously though, Abject, you’re pretty awesome. And a bloody troublemaker… I got a lot of Scootaloo jokes when I fist made Trouble.. So this seemed the most fitting way to answer. X3
ask-shaula://The most evil joke I ever heard in my whole life, but i’m shocked someone compared Shaula to that bloody dress. >~<) >w<
adurot:silentcartoon:swampgallows:wooliest:?????this is the most Acme image i’ve seen in my life[Looney Tunes theme plays in the distance]Imagine having to make that call to your insurance company. Like, no, I’m not joking, a safe really fell on my
ask-wiggles:This might be the most disturbing butt joke I’ve made… I’m sorry, Wiggles. —————– AHH THIS WAS HIDING FROM ME DURING THE CONS omfg TOO PERFECT. you are terrible but wonderful, pemXD!
lead-rubber-cigarettes-and-meds: distraction: Not sure what to ask first Easy. The UPS man wrecked his truck.Man was walking by (on his way to a party. Most likely a “mixer”, hense why he is holding one. He’s bringing it as a joke) and saw, thought
marmarsplainingitall: alexandrahamilton: kittyyykate: this is how i feel about the KONY 2012 videos… Indeed. The most relevant joke of the evening.
“hmmm maybe I’ll buy a lip scrub from Lush!” goes on their twitter and sees a ~rally complete with signs that say “LUSH <3s GAY PEOPLE” and a manip of Putin making out with another man “…nevermind”
annakendrickofficial: a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car
toonskribblez: Prince (1958 - 2016) Thank you for providing one of the most infamous jokes in Animaniacs.
averyshadydolphin: I’d like to clarify that Kitty is joking here. Mostly.
troyetroyetroye: annakendrickofficial: a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car Yesterday a book fell off my desk and
phasered: honestly one of the most fascinating things to me is how andy samberg of all people progressed into this sweet mellow open feminist who gets really annoyed when people make sexuality or gender jokes and actively called out how pointless it
refinery29: President Obama, aka the Dad Joke POTUS, just released the most glorious seven minutes of bad Thanksgiving puns you’ve ever heard President Obama explained that after last year, his daughters decided they couldn’t put up with his dad
dankmemedistributor: teenagedream: Hillary’s most scathing jokes about Donald Trump at the 2016 Al Smith Dinner (watch) Damn she did that
frostytips: No offense but some of y'all rly need to learn the difference between dark humor and just being an insensitive prick. Examples of dark humor: Most of the jokes in Deadpool, half the shit Mark Hamill’s Joker says, that one Mortal Kombat
comedianthrax: shrimppunk: he went NUSTS you could give me the most-well-thought out, clever, and complex joke ever written and i still wouldnt find it as funny as this post, which is funny to me for no fucking reason at all
whoweargoldintheirhair: copperbadge: dame-of-dames: @copperbadge The most self-satisfied of all owls! Those who know me IRL are wondering why this seems familiar… It’s because this is the face I make right before laughing at one of my own jokes
thewolfsdoctor: ten to tentoo: you know what? imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. so i thank youtentoo: *makes out with rose*ten, sobbing: IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE
ryanthedietcokeguy:The most relatable joke of Kid Gorgeous
dovewithscales:Every part of this joke is older than most of the people on this website.
fallintoyesterday: Obsessive compulsive disorder is one of the top 3 most disabling mental illnesses, along with bipolar disorder and schizophrenia. Keep that in mind the next time you go to make a stupid joke about how you like to clean your room.
aspidelaps: flygex-eatin-on-softies: I put this napkin on Bean as a joke but he hasn’t moved out from under it and it’s been about 20 minutes, so…. mother has given me a blanket it is a most joyous day
ruf1ohn1tram: holy shit lord satan thank u for the gift of Tavris blowjobs im so hAPPY I COULD CRY THANK U backroom blowjobs (awyeson@mailinator.com) submitted: Hey, “damn it fine okay” blowjob anon here. I mostly sent that in as a joke since
This is the most revealing adult humor joke about masturbation you may find on a Nickelodeon show like Fairly Odd Parents.
vaspim: meladoodle: i really want to buy one of these grocery checkout dividers but the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back This is like the most innocent joke I’ve ever read
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sneakyfeets: microth0ng: nintooner: team aqua is amazing Team magma is so scary like they threaten to kill you no joke maxie told me he’d bury me with his own hands team aqua’s plan is the most ridiculous of the two like they just wanna surf
A stupid Garnet joke most ppl wont get
Even most of the Silent Hill games have joke endings. There’s always room for levity. Don’t bog everything down by needing to be dark and gritty all the time.
gemlings: the woes of bath time shepard tells dad jokes and liara is the galaxy’s most patient mom
varmintz:This design started as a joke and quickly got out of hand. I had some other ideas but this one grew on me the most. Certified goofy.
saturgay: making a joke in front of a ton of people and having them all crack up is one if the most beautiful feelings you’ll ever feel don’t deny it
No one knows about IRL shipping. No lie OTP is the most important thing to us!!! Really, no Joke!!
terezipyrope: terezipyrope: for every note this gets i will drop another rubber duck into the sea 100% legit no joke i’m totally going to do it i swear ive never been more serious in my life this is the most serious a person has ever been about rubber
saturgay: making a joke in front of a ton of people and having them all crack up is one of the most beautiful feelings you’ll ever feel don’t deny it
trillow: we’re literally random people around the world sitting on the internet telling bad jokes to each other why the fuck is this the most important thing i’ve got going on
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