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nightmareshack: yiffmaster: most tumblr jokes are utterly embarassing to say in public but today i said to someone “bold of you to assume i have dignity” and i won’t lie it was the most powerful I’ve felt in years I was in the car with my family
davidnie: My Spanish Grandpa and his small penis. I prefer Grandpas who make small dick jokes about themselves over guys who make big dick jokes about themselves. — Sometimes the smallest thing take up the most room in your heart. Reblog and follow
damncommunists:ocelhira:i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live most people when they make white people jokes only
batscoundrel: You guys are handed a perfectly good meme and you don’t make the most obvious joke with it Especially when I know a good third of you practically celebrate Halloween most of the year
pachurz: triijunk: dorkly: The Most Dangerous Gamer I’ve been waiting for this joke for ages THIS IS A JOKE I NEVER EVEN KNEW I WANTED.
naamahdarling:seriousjones: tired of hearing about how saturn is the most fuckable planet just because it has the most rings. jupiter is clearly the most fuckable planet, and trust me, i’ve already heard your “oh the great red spot is an std” jokes,
yiffmaster: most tumblr jokes are utterly embarassing to say in public but today i said to someone “bold of you to assume i have dignity” and i won’t lie it was the most powerful I’ve felt in years
lol Sometimes I feel bad about laughing at ginger jokes… like it seems obvious its just for fun to me but I wonder if gingers actually get seriously offended by this. None of the gingers I know do. Most of them crack more ginger jokes than
tuhree: most guys can’t even make 1 girl orgasm and they make side hoe jokes Most girls can’t make men gasm either. Y’all generally suck at BJs and sex. We just start fantasizing about good sex til we cum. =) If you want an orgasm, tell
im 99% sure tumblr user gracielovesjesus is a joke blog. im almost positive. it’s the most obvious joke blog since sadvaporwavebabe.
refinery29: President Obama, aka the Dad Joke POTUS, just released the most glorious seven minutes of bad Thanksgiving puns you’ve ever heard President Obama explained that after last year, his daughters decided they couldn’t put up with his dad jokes,
why is this so true? #this might be the most accurate macro ever #but the best part is that unless you watch community you have no idea what the joke is #it’s a meta joke about a meta joke about being meta #THATS DEEP YO
300 FAVORITE MOVIES (in no particular order) 85. Dogma (1999) Bethany: Sex is a joke in heaven? Metatron: The way I understand it, it’s mostly a joke down here, too.
damncommunists: ocelhira: i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live most people when they make white people jokes
nevaehtyler: Watch Powerful Spoken Word Poem “Black Joke” By Taylor Steele In her poem “Black Joke” poet Taylor Steele highlights the most common jokes White people throw at Black people. She perfectly explains how unthoughtful it is of people
yiffmaster:most tumblr jokes are utterly embarassing to say in public but today i said to someone “bold of you to assume i have dignity” and i won’t lie it was the most powerful I’ve felt in years
eddie-vedder-is-god: poninepontmercy: The most accurate representation of me telling a joke Lol he did tell a joke…
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Demyx: Knock knock.Saix: …Demyx: You’re supposed to say “who’s there” This is the most basic of jokes!Saix: You’re the most basic of jokes.
Have any of you guys actually seen Amy’s standup? Most of her jokes are knocks at herself. Her gimmick is the dumb blonde chick that says stupid shit all the time. Stop giving comedians so much shit which their jokes I’m a “beaner”
Okay the reason I HATED billy and white before I got into venture bros is mostly bc of billy. I knew that vbros had, let’s say, distasteful jokes, that were written in a different era, and nowadays we all agree they are just inappropriate to joke
seriousjones: tired of hearing about how saturn is the most fuckable planet just because it has the most rings. jupiter is clearly the most fuckable planet, and trust me, i’ve already heard your “oh, the great red spot is an std” jokes, and i don’t
sersquirrel: joking about being a sex worker is always whorephobic and also embarrassing as most of you would not last 1 week Seriously- like all of my vanilla friends joke about sex workers and I’m thinking “bitch please….”
the joke is that there was no punchline despite the person suggesting that a punchline is the most important part of the joke. just in case you didn’t get that.
infraggable: iamchinyere: The most fucked up joke life will play on you is letting you meet the right person at the wrong time. Letting your mom catch you masturbating is a pretty big fucking joke that life likes to play as well.
seriousjones:tired of hearing about how saturn is the most fuckable planet just because it has the most rings. jupiter is clearly the most fuckable planet, and trust me, i’ve already heard your “oh, the great red spot is an std” jokes, and i don’t
loreweaver-universe: mimicteixeira: i have been wanting to make this joke for over a year now, i will start making short jokes again, i have some other planned patreon? commissions this is the purest most wonderful thing I’ve seen in months
why do most youtubers have to make racist and/or homophobic jokes in the in videos like shit man i just wanna watch people having fun in overwatch without you making shit jokes like that djfnvurntijbirjtbij
i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white
I can’t let people from real life see my tumblr because then they’ll know that I didn’t make up most of the jokes in my joke repertoire
