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red-meds1990: princessfailureee: succ-my-pandas-dick: pr1nceshawn: People Who Enjoy “Medium Rare Chicken” yeah you can literally die from this but anyway I honestly can’t tell if people are stupid or trolling anymore…
“Hey whitebois. Is this not an ass to literally die for? (wish a motherfucker would lol)”
I don’t even think that was hate, Erwin. I think the general population just means “Fuck Erwin Smith”. Like literally. SNKDOCU READS MEAN TWEETS! Another installment of mean tweets supplied by textsfromtitanfood. Also thanks to everyone
addictedbooker: books-cupcakes: booklust: AAGAGAAHHAHHHAHAHHHAHHHHHHHHHHH I LITERALLY JUST HAD A HEART ATTACK I had a really hard time reading that lol. literally dying hahahaha.
stedilnik: I would literally die if a girl did this to me
espitiackles: patdoesit: ridexridexponyx: amandayahh: suchwonderfulthings: lolzpicx: Elevator Prank WHAT SPAWN OF SATAN CAME UP WITH THIS I WOULD DIE. I WOULD LITERALLY DIE. THATS NOT EVEN FUNNY i would crap my pants. i would pee, scream
danisnotonfire: Dan and Phil take on ‘THE PHOTO BOOTH CHALLENGE’!warning: you might literally die, from either laughing or sheer terror. please reblog this to help me out and to say thanks i’ll follow a load of you that do!
perks-of-being-chinese: amandayahh: suchwonderfulthings: lolzpicx: Elevator Prank WHAT SPAWN OF SATAN CAME UP WITH THIS I WOULD DIE. I WOULD LITERALLY DIE.
okiechick28: braydaaan: amandayahh: suchwonderfulthings: lolzpicx: Elevator Prank WHAT SPAWN OF SATAN CAME UP WITH THIS I WOULD DIE. I WOULD LITERALLY DIE. oh my god Hell no! What would you do???
animaine: Someone check on @jen-iii . I know tonight’s episode wrecked her to the core. I’m literally just on my phone sitting and processing okay I need like 84 years, I’ve ascended to a higher plane, died there and ascended higher
Why is this so F*CKING FUNNY it’s so STUPID I’m dying laughing right now literally…maybe because I so literally HIGH right now…
Last night I had a drunken dream that I got ‘skate or die’ tattooed. My dream self told my sleeping self to remember it because it was a good idea. I often know when I’m dreaming. This is the second time this week I literally turn around
grand-romantic:“Kill the rich! Eat the rich! Bring back the guillotine, lmao!!”*rich racist dies*“Wow… So y'all are really celebrating someone’s death… He was a person… Don’t speak ill of the dead…
dieceased: i’m not scared of dying from like an apocalypse on friday, but i’m scared of dying from someone acting stupid because they think it’s the apocalypse
Literally dying right now
gemgrumps: marauders4evr: marauders4evr: Oh my god… I… I just realized how Rose died. I’ve only been in the fandom for a few months now but I just realized how Rose Quartz died. See the show and the fandom always talk about how she gave up her
tymorrowland: gahdamnpunk:plus our planet is literally dying, why would anyone want to raise kids in this hell? also the government, school systems, and medical systems all suck. there’s literally no reason for anyone to want to bring their kids into
alrightevans:i hope harry took full advantage of being able 2 say he literally died and came back 2 life to save the wizarding world like *has to queue for ten minutes outside the ministry entrance to get into work* ‘i did not die for this’ *hermione
wizardpotions:wizardpotions:wizardpotions:TERFs wanna reblog wizardposts so bad. literally why do you wanna be in on a shitposting community that hates you literally die. literallly the most essential spell a wizard can know is trans your genderHarry
darling-highness: redgrieve: fluttertree42: why do people have quiet respectful funerals when i die i want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests
wildflower-faerie: hemptemples:i have a coworker that is refusing treatment for lung cancer because he doesn’t want to put his three daughters and wife in debt for the rest of their lives. he is literally choosing to die of a treatable disease because
markiplier: biohazard-kandi-kid: markiplier: officialtreehugger: markiplier: mysterylou: I think mark is drunk I can’t drink, I will literally die. Maybe he’s high I can’t high, I will literally fly. YOUR PUNS ARE SHIT. YOUR SENPAI IS
sciencebranchblues: concupiscence66: deathanddamask: “I feel like 2016 is gonna be my year!” *David Bowie literally dies in the first ten days* “Nevermind, lol” But look at how he died! This is the most David Bowie shit he has ever done!
yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes: fuckin shit i literally forgot to write up that shit abt hpdcatherine [now hyrulewarriors3ds, hanayorange hey johnathan :3c] so im gonna do that Right Now, my bad btw he said so uh… here you go! Keep reading
saturdaymorning: Capitalism is so fucked up. People literally die because medicine costs too much. Money isn’t real. It stands for some arbitrary number and people literally DIE because of that number. Because they don’t have that number so they
realtittiecookie: Hello everyone!!! this is the only pic i got from the swinging session and on the way there i nearly died like literally died. my tumblr could have became standstill forever. im still traumatized by it honestly i cant rly get on with
saturdaymorning:Capitalism is so fucked up. People literally die because medicine costs too much. Money isn’t real. It stands for some arbitrary number and people literally DIE because of that number. Because they don’t have that number so they die.
evola-fanfiction: “Under pacifism and democracy, the individual is literally dying of boredom, rather than living and dying heroically.Ours is an age in which everything is based on the premise that it is best to live as long as possible. The average
just-a-lonely-trashcan: concupiscence66: deathanddamask: “I feel like 2016 is gonna be my year!” *David Bowie literally dies in the first ten days* “Nevermind, lol” But look at how he died! This is the most David Bowie shit he has ever done!
braydaaan: amandayahh: suchwonderfulthings: lolzpicx: Elevator Prank WHAT SPAWN OF SATAN CAME UP WITH THIS I WOULD DIE. I WOULD LITERALLY DIE. oh my god
markiplier: elithianfox: markiplier:biohazard-kandi-kid:markiplier:officialtreehugger:markiplier:mysterylou:I think mark is drunkI can’t drink, I will literally die.Maybe he’s highI can’t high, I will literally fly.YOUR PUNS ARE SHIT.YOUR SENPAI
rage-quitter: i love comforting nihilism. who cares, we’re all gonna die. eat that cake. buy that eyeshadow. be nice to people. you dont owe the world shit. the stars dont care about what we do. give anyway because why spend your eighty years on this
me: *tries to be flirty* you: “aw, you’re adorable” me: *is outright sexual* you: “woah, calm down” me: *does nothing* you: “you never initiate sex & tbh it’s no fun” me: *never gets laid & dies*
seravph:I hope everyone who opposes abortion literally dies. I do not give a fuck I hope you fucking die
just-call-me-vendetta: urbies: becuzbacon: irocmindless: “White people looking for something they lost.” I physically died. I died at dick me down. Literally died. its funny the 200th time I’m high as fuck and this is hilarious!
opalsandcream:IBS is so stupid your intestines are like “I will literally die if you put any food inside me ever” bro I will also die if I don’t, dumbass
straightboyfriend: me: *has small inconvenience* me: i guess the only solution is To Die
jackiehatesyou333: saturdaymorning: Capitalism is so fucked up. People literally die because medicine costs too much. Money isn’t real. It stands for some arbitrary number and people literally DIE because of that number. Because they don’t have
just-call-me-vendetta: urbies: becuzbacon: irocmindless: “White people looking for something they lost.” I physically died. I died at dick me down. Literally died. its funny the 200th time I’m high as fuck and this is hilarious!
tomfordvelvetorchid: Anyways I literally wish i was pretty
this urn will turn you into a tree after you die
thecapn: signiferlucis: #I’M JUST GOING TO FEELS IN THESE TAGS OKAY? OKAY #Here is #Sam Winchester #and he’s dying #Literally dying #Hs body is slowly beginning to shut down and he’s too tired to even fight it #He is at the point where he
fragile-m-i-n-d-e-d: peaceful-moon: dayzea: saturdaymorning:Capitalism is so fucked up. People literally die because medicine costs too much. Money isn’t real. It stands for some arbitrary number and people literally DIE because of that number. Because
cat-pun: me: is mean spirited, is always ready to fight, gets angry over small things also me: avoids confrontation, cant handle negative emotions, will die if someone is upset with me
earthstory: Um, wow. I love whales, but I’d scream. Do you know how big these creatures are? And more than one? WHAT IF THEY BREACHED? Oh my god. You would literally LITERALLY die.
I feel like the second my husband and I see eachother and can be alone it’ll be like Daddy: “What do you want me to do to you” Me: “Just fuck me up”
When you’re a Mom who plays Otome games
Seriously if someone got me these I would just die… Literally. DIE.
junkenstein-jamison: i mean i get it i like angst as much as the next dude in shit but like. ppl dying in the owverse in fanfics or comics or w/e for the sake of ‘ITS SAAAADD’ is like. yknow mercys like, right there. shes right there. she has no
literally dying waiting to hear @theocseason4 take on vanderpump sandoval/ariana/raquel drama
theivorytowercrumbles: it confuses me that a lot of the cheap Overwatch angst I see is about characters just dying when the literal inventor of resurrection tech is on the squad and you already have so many examples of her methods going awry #did
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