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blobfossy: thegang-bangtheory: living the dream I watched this episode they had like a truck full of potatoes and dumped them down a hill and said that’s how many potatoes you consume in a year and she cried and then ran inside and ate more cheesy
why was this the worst cartoon of all time. geist shows up, kills some shit, releases the death force, then goes and fights krauser, kills some more shit, and then the movie is over and youre just like “wut?”
nickmillertime replied to your post: no but the empty hole inside herc’s chest where… just imagine how truly lost he’ll be when max eventually dies and i can’t imagine the dog really has that long left to live
I feel like dying. I haven’t been able to sleep, my eyes are constantly burning, and my head is still pounding. Also, if I even attempt something physical, my body gets a shockwave of weakness/fatigue and my head gets really light. :(
notxam: if you do one thing with your day today, please make it watching this otamatone cover of “Smells Like Teen Spirit” I love these things
My camera makes everything look like sand art, I apologize
top 5 plastic chairs i'd love to die in
brookelynne: even the sunrise dies palm springs, ca {4.25.16} | self-portraits •✧ { see more here }✧•
darkfiretaimatsu:Ehehehehe~ Ghost yes fear haunt mysterious spooky yes floating me~Mistery: “I know I should’ve made the most of this, but… once you realise it’ll swap back, it’s… it’s like dying all over again, isn’t it?” x3! Aww,
fall-and-imagine: I’m going to keep bringing this up because the fact that so many people understand what it’s like to be ridiculed for being over weight from a young age disgusts me. I know many people will re-tweet or reblog this out of humor and
wampajerowo: The Hobbit: Growing by ~applepie1989
kannibal: …but two can stick together. That’s how it is. That’s how it is. Possibly for Durin’s Day AU, where Thorin dies, but his nephews live. Fíli is now Erebor’s King, though Balin still acts as Minister, and Glóin as secretary of state
soramarus: He died without anyone knowing, or anyone seeing.
linzdraws: I imagine Jean would actually be pretty pumped about the idea of grocery shopping because it’s one of those definite signposts of adulthood, like HECK YEAH I can shop for myself with my own money that I earned. But. he’s. really bad at
wow I wish I could go back to like. an hour ago. really really badly. I am actually incapable of being happy and I don’t know what to do
gwyn’s jjba post is at almost 800 notes I’m dying…
last-heroine: i love caesar and i love to die.
lissyfishy: Okuyasu commission done! I swear the wig looks like a colonial man with a fancy hat. (Wig head is really small so it makes the black part look bigger than it actually is). Used an EpicCosplay Atlas in silver (was already swept back so it
beeaard: let me die
putawaythefairytales: Up in the air, just like that angel, too far off the earth to pick out the details. Louis and his Big Ideas. Big Ideas are all you love. “America” is what Louis loves. So what? You don’t know what I love. You don’t.
simplymanuela:He could’ve run. He could’ve saved himself. But he fought. He fought and died to protect this town. This town that… hated him. He isn’t just innocent… Mr. Munson, he’s… he’s a hero. Stranger Things 4.09 | The Piggyback
tsumiray: Koori Yuri ( karuna-tan )SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG !! Hope you like my poop coloring. XD (I’ll send you the original file whenever I can catch you on Skype!) Excuse me while I go and sob in a corner because this looks absolutely FANTASTIC.
bethanyactually: I don’t care what worthwhile topic the post is about–saving the rainforests, preventing suicide, marriage equality–if anyone adds a comment like, if you don’t reblog this you’re scum, or not reblogging is an instant unfollow,
resurrection-huntress: And yes we can all die now. I already have and I’m in heaven :D I mean…! LOOK!!!!! Adfdfghsbdgynrhebiutnyfnebdnyjktbv!!!!!
shouldnt: We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.
losertakesall: hello, tumblr. today, the third person in this past year that Alan served with in the army shot himself. he is dead. of the other two, one lived and one died. today, it was his old boss. they served in Iraq together. so, yes, gun
malfxoys: malfxoys: so today a public health official guy came into my class to give a lecture on disaster awareness and he was talking about house fires and mentioned that the reason people most likely die during a house fire is because they refuse
no-chill-at-all: sayhop: If humans acted like dogs
akajustmerry: la la land: i’d like to than- moonlight:
whovianfloozy: What. The. Hell. Who gave David permission to do this? Those hips are a deadly weapon. The belly exposure and the frontal trouser droop and the bulge and the hip swivel – I just… can’t… *dies* x
admiralamott: What I love about Spock in the AOS movies in the fact that in 2009 he was a snarky bitch who would probably throw you out an airlock for breathing in his general direction And then in Beyond he’s like this really loving sensitive bean
jervae: wizardshark: froze: they’re talking to each other omg (‘: This is my favorite video in all of world history I would die for these cats Listen to these cats say “OKURT” back and forth.
this-puppy-flies: pinchtheprincess: this-puppy-flies: #Things Rose says about Tentoo when she’s drunk based on (x) # fanart # i am dying # cause she sooooo would # and then she would cry about his perfect hair # and his beautiful sideburns
strictlyladyboys: Like dying and going to heaven.
mazokhist:oblivion mannimarco looks like he’s dressed for d&d game night
kavto-m: princeblainers: the-vashta-nerada: captain jack, rory williams, and clara oswin oswald all walk into a bar they all die captain jack walks out of the bar clara oswin oswald walks into a different bar rory williams appears in a bar in the
dear diary, today I watched an episode of a tv show and no one I liked died so that’s, you know, an improvement
whimmy-bam:somasis:t-ardigrades:ghostsnif:now THIS is an allyAwe dude his sister died last year and she was gay.And he had this huge mass wedding party to honor her.And he called a bunch of celebrity chefs to make the food for it.Wow this is… really
californiajones: they look like they’re laughing
jaclcfrost: i don’t care if a character is immortal i want to know their age. their exact age. i want to know how many centuries they’ve been around. if they died before they became immortal i want to know how old they were then. don’t give me
It occurs to me that due to Garnet’s future vision, she probably saw the possible future in “Steven the Swordfighter” where Pearl gets stabbed and ‘dies’. But she also probably saw another future where Pearl successfully
stevenuniverseficprompts: The world was going black- objectively, Pearl knew that her form was wavering- every black spot, every star and ribbon that danced through her vision- was her grasp on her body failing. She had left her there to die- and soon,
Oh no Melissa McBride is on next week’s Talking Dead. Oh no. What does that mean that’s ominous I feel like they’re trying to trick me into thinking they won’t kill off Carol since they announce she’d be on…
Me: *takes my congestion medication, which I know contains a pretty powerful stimulant*Me, approximately 15 minutes later, having completely forgotten I took anything: *panics and thinks I’m dying because everything is suddenly so much MORE and FAST
pepperandpals: You have to see this anime called Inko Colors. This is so cute and I’m gonna die and I need subtitles or a dub or something please bring this to the US!
I’m out at the moment and my phone is about to die, presumably to save me from encountering any spoilers during the 3 hour purgatory I’m in before I can watch the episode. So thank you, crappy phone battery, I appreciate it.
dragonageconfessions: CONFESSION: I know it’ll probably never happen, but I wish Origins and DA2 would get and HD port for the PS4. DA2’s my favourite but setting up my PS3 is a hassle and I never feel like doing it.
quite-likely-valentine: I know there’s a lot of tension after Tumblr’s new policy annouced for December 17th, but reblog this if you aren’t leaving Tumblr so that other blogs can know they aren’t going to be completely alone!
mewyorkcity: blameaspartame: “Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …” this feels like typical rpg good/evil choices
pizzaotter: roslips: blackmodel: khadidon: Bosses/Managers be like… DIE I HATE HER 😂 I WAS NOT FUCKING READY
“hi would you like to try a sample of our…”
thelma2017dirjoachimtrier:“To children who are unable to start living: When I was a young child, I thought it might have been a mistake that I was born.As a child, I nearly died of illness. When my parents would say, “We went though a hard time with
iheartyourshoes: thatfunnyblog: Funny Stuff you like? Dying
senet: aibouftw: senet: misusedmuse: ladysunami: *dies* Seto uh you okay there buddy Um. Malik. Why is your hand in a very suggestive spot on Atem’s leg? Derpy Translation: Bakura: Sailor Baku!! Malik: Sailor Ve-Namu (hybrid of Venus and Nam
nue: if i lay here, if i just lay here, would you please call 911 because i am probably dying
dragondicks: psychara: worldofmarije: A while ago, I was playing around with Photo Booth. I put my cat in front of the camera and I almost died laughing when he saw himself. He was so shocked! HAHAHA “WHAT HAVE I BECOME”
damnitwhatisthecatdoing: thatnerdychickfromjersey: blue-without-you: love-life-and-laugh: we-laugh-until-we-die: shit-directioners-say: healthinme: the-impulsekids: thatsnotwatyourmomsaid: OH GOOD SWEET MOTHER OF GOD IT’S BACK, IT’S BACK
broadway-aradia: shavingryansprivates: this is the best cat video i’ve ever seen on the internet and i’ve seen a lot of cat videos im gonna die
