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occasionally I come across pictures of people using root vegetables as dildos and like, I get it, it’s vaguely dick shaped and dildos were harder to find then, but all I can think about is that one episode of A Thousand Ways to Die where someone rupture
biskarsgards: Okay so Roman was…awful at times, like 95% of the series i wanted to slap his beautiful face with a metal pole. But at the same time all i can imagine is him like doing coke off my chest and like having sex on the glass table and just…yeah
naruhina93: I’m dying with laughter XD accurate
themusicofmysoul: meganphntmgrl: meganphntmgrl: for fuck’s sake Loki can’t you just shop like someone normal this is why no one ever wants to help you with your errands, you have to make everything like something out of lord of the rings it’s
bestmoments: OMG, THIS IS SO CUTE, IM LIKE DYING, THIS IS SO, LIKE, I CANT EVEN. Here is the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQmprNdamNg
vireon: illumunus: vireon: iced-animal: DARK PALE darkness spreading like a virus as dark as my soul darkness spreading like a virus
tiya-minuscule: I really needed something sweet today, so here is a gif of Harley and Ivy being cute :3 I got inspired by this painting that I really like “Le Printemps” by Pierre Auguste Cot Anyway, Hope you like it ;)
newwavefeminism: Why do people dedicate their lives to senseless trolling? I’ll never understand. mooninthahood is me, I said it because I do not like your face, not because I’ve dedicated my life to a cause. Is it bad I do not like your Harriet
I look at you like you transcend time,I never would’ve found the truth if I hadn’t followed you to it, or more like, followed the people that were following me. I miss them :-( the shit went down something like this…send more, it really shows
I could totally picture Sir Isaac Newton face down ass up getting rammed like the sniveling little bitch he is underneath the apple tree as he comes up with bogus theories like gravity that his sugar daddies make into Laws.This is what happens when you
dekunauts: i’ve got plenty of tricks Are you stuck in 2014?The sad thing is I like that photo of the black fatty and the Yo-Yo, I’m just programed to destroy anything a Rothschild likes :-( sorry.
matvrity: micdotcom: Watch: Comedian Adam Conover just obliterated every stereotype about millennials in one presentation. I like this guy a lot I like the me me me girls…
I only started liking it when the I seen the Viper he looks exactly like my uncle…When I was younger I had an imaginary friend who lived in this massive antique dresser, we’d chill out and I vividly remember him telling me stories, although
Figures a delusional person would like something so completely stupid like that, flooding the markets with crap… • /r/interestingasfuck
Who drinks champagne with fish did you grow up in a barn?I wish I liked sushi but I just don’t see what people like about it I keep trying it at different places hoping it was the chef but it’s not sushi tastes like sh*t and I love fish I don’t
I do like my freedom I love it actually I don’t know why I do things that may jeopardize it :-( it’s like….OMG shut the fuck up seriously shit for real?! God I hate me dang it all.
I’ll jump off a boat somewhere on the coast of Europe and play half retarded like an immigrant and be like “Oh no my papers and stuff got lost in the ocean so hook me up, also this whole immigration thing just isn’t thing I’m going to head back.”
I don’t realize what I sound like when I write it.Once I read it back to myself a couple times I…I want to slap my mouth who could say or think such things I certainly wouldn’t say anything like that much less write it out in a public
OK. IAN JQ LIKED MY JASPIS SMUT.
For the like… five of you who have some degree of belief in my ability to keep to a schedule:Due to medical shenanigans, and barring some kind of bizarre miracle that has been notably absent from this experience, I’ll be out of commission for
Omfg I’ve been working myself up for ages and edging for like half an hour and just as I was gonna orgasm my fucking wand died. I can’t, it completely ruined it and I like half came. I’ve never been so amused and frustrated all at once
kramergate: straightallies: mymindsecho: straightallies: You can use me as your “gay friend” in arguments with people only if you pay me 赨 each time Oh god, I would owe so much money. So much. All the time. I’m like the quirky straight in
It’s really great when you realize that you’re literal fucking garbage and nobody actually likes you.
grypwolf: theonetruenators: atotorakku: lolsofunny: if you’re about to die, might as well try. YO oh shit he puts his hands up like he’s pleading and catches the guy completely off guard. i mean. he’s got a gun. guy’s on his knees. he feels
lesbianshepard: my fave greek history story to tell is that of agnodice. like she noticed that women were dying a lot during childbirth so she went to egypt to study medicine in alexandria and was really fucking good but b/c it was illegal for women
If you see yourself more as Will Graham then watching Hannibal is like a slow descent into Hell but if you’re more like Hannibal it’s like dying but then you get to go to HeavenWhich is why I’m currently trying to persuade @mazokhist into re-watching
mazokhist:krovav:If you see yourself more as Will Graham then watching Hannibal is like a slow descent into Hell but if you’re more like Hannibal it’s like dying but then you get to go to Heaven Which is why I’m currently trying to persuade @mazokhist
thegirlfrommexico replied to your post “My favorite part of Silent Hill 4 is when Richard plummets, like, 4…” My favorite part is when Henry finds Cynthia bleeding to death after being horribly mauled by monster is he’s all like U OK?
artemispanthar: I just found out my great-grandma died. Like, an hour ago ah, thank you for the well-wishes and condolences, you guys. I appreciate itShe was very old (102!) and we knew she was likely going to pass soon. I wasn’t particularly close
principalcellist: sara-the-dork: i-havent-been-the-same-since-i: caz-tiel: hothaute: Imagine you’re like in a party and somebody tells you “somebody died fast we need to go to the funeral” and you’re just like what the fuck kind of scenario
bbb9b3: licknugo: bruhdidas: bwwwssssshhhhhhhhh: Does this guy not realise he’s a middle class whiteman wearing beige trousers He such a cornball White people be like “white people be like” but they the white people that be like Dying
cynnchestra: Nintendo just makes my heart smile I mean I know it’s probably just great marketing but everything they do seems so genuine and it looks like they really love what they do and it’s no wonder everyone loves them
oceansdeath: “I think I’ll be forgotten.” His voice is gentle like the rain running haphazardly across the windowpane before becoming a torrent. It’s not like how it should be. Strong, unbreakable, like the martyr he’s made himself
Should I like post a list of my crushes since some people are like dying know and some just wanna be noisy and stuff should I like do it?
kaijuno: Being a ginger is weird because on one hand I really like dying my hair weird colors but on the other hand I have this sort of unwarranted pride for being a redhead that like makes me want to naturally pack bond with other redheads like some
marzipanandminutiae:defectivegembrain:words like “sin” and “guilt” need to be banned from food packaging. fuck you putting marshmallows in my hot chocolate is completely morally neutral #oh my god yeah#also the word skinny or
Fuck it, gonna eat anyway and hope I don’t die- not that dying would be too awful
prettyboyshyflizzy: cocaineteas: So many people here need this song… But like did you die? Fire
xparachute: Jumping from a bridge must be so beautful, to get that rush and certainty that your going to die because of the slim chance that you will, only to end up okay when you hit the water. It’s almost like dying, without as much commitment. When
meow-zaxaroula: kingjaffejoffer: This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful. #1 post in Tumblr history
singular-tastes: Dear big girls,don’t be afraid to get on top. If he dies, he dies💁💁
ellenkub: meow-zaxaroula: kingjaffejoffer: This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful. #1 post in Tumblr history
thicc-highness: If he dies, he dies
hawkeolantern:i think it’s so cute when games are like “sometimes stealth is the best option you don’t have to kill everything in the room” like bless ur heart game but everything in this room is goING TO DIE
paci-kitty-rh: a-smol-cunt: otterdaddy: accarahara: I hate watching men rub clits like no no no no NO stop scrubbing at it like a stain like why are you DOING THAT YES FINALLY YES Important I have no idea why this is so hilarious but I cannot
so the other day I did two things for the first time ever!!! I a) had sex on my period and b) had someone see me not shaven at all which sounds pretty gross put together like that lol but I always dreaded it and we both really wanted to have sex so darfin
thecapn: signiferlucis: #I’M JUST GOING TO FEELS IN THESE TAGS OKAY? OKAY #Here is #Sam Winchester #and he’s dying #Literally dying #Hs body is slowly beginning to shut down and he’s too tired to even fight it #He is at the point where he
It's been 3 weeks since my first Killers concert. If they don't announce more US dates soon, I might die.
yall-mothafuckas-need-misha: vashtaneurotic: why do people in the supernatural fandom always say “season one is when they were happy" like i just watched the pilot and sam’s girlfriend just diED i’m pretty sure he is not happy
divinator: macklemorehentai: spacevape: emeraldsplash: kantn: who would win in a fight courage the cowardly dog or scooby doo circumstances: if courage loses muriel dies, if scooby loses then shaggy dies discuss scooby is a gluttonous heathen
leekimhoung: Do you like this?Do you like being food for the immortals? Do you like dying?
I feel like the second my husband and I see eachother and can be alone it’ll be like Daddy: “What do you want me to do to you” Me: “Just fuck me up”
vethox: it’s okay to be sad sometimes. it’s okay to feel like dying late at nights. it’s okay to don’t like yourself time by time. it’s okay you feel like no one cares about you. it’s okay to have dark thoughts, to enjoy the sin or to don’t
shittywitticisms:I really think Jasper is like a werewolf version of Yang or something like that…I probably watch too much of both RWBY and Steven Universe to have come up with something like this.
trashcandean: Its true i am just defective.. hahaha so funny ive seen you die like ten times so screw you ! This is just me messing around with jen-iii s idea about three eyed sapphire / no chill sapphire. The eye was better the first time but that
Okay im just gonna say that I actually dislike angst headcanons with Ruby and Sapphire like the whole what if they die or what if they dont love eachother anymore okay I HATE them dont send them to me anymore
everyonelovesrobots: thealebat: omg i’ve never heard a bird ask another bird for a kiss but now i have i can die peacefully now the other one looks like it’s on coke or something
so they like, entered the ship’s public bath at the same time and adara might die from overheating idk
sienna’s ears were looking real good and fluffy and sculpted for a character that dies like 3 minutes after being revealed, so when are they gonna fix my girl blake’s ears so they dont look like she just cut some black construction paper into triangles
OMG I’M DYING NOI started watching a video I filmed like a month or two ago but forgot about it and it was all sexy and I thought yano damn gurl you go but then I skipped it to the middle and I’m just sitting there tryna be a gangster flippin my hands
