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oregoncuckold: My hotwife texting with two fuckbuddies, trying to figure out who she will fuck tomorrow. I said she should do both. She said she would, but the kids have soccer. Some day. Oregoncuckold Not the way we usually do these things, but
groupyhd: She gasped. She read the message again. Bit her lip, then she read it yet again. He sounded like he was not kidding. The idea sounded preposterous, but the very fact that he told her to do what he was telling her to do made her heart skip a
mimibongz: gnarwhal-: itsssrachelxo: beyondcallous: STARTING TOMORRW **** im not even kidding i kinda want to do this im gonna do it STARTING TOMORROW OMFG;LAKJF;SLF
elshalarossa: Remember kids, no laughing in the dungeon. (Do as I say, not as I do.)
elshalarossa:Remember kids, no laughing in the dungeon. (Do as I say, not as I do.)
ghettoinuyasha: pyreo: pyreo: You grow up and you realise A Bug’s Life was the revolutionary Leftist masterpiece of our childhoods I’m not even slightly kidding Ants are the workforce doing the labour needed to survive, and they have to do it twice
dharuadhmacha: sumisa-lily: When someone tells @dharuadhmacha and I that we can’t do something. Nah. I’m not about that life. I do what I want Lol. Exactly my point. We’re giving the straight “you’re kidding right?” face. Lol
slitmemory: phan-is-snokoplasmic: xcalumsrejectx: school No. This is not okay. We honestly need to do something. We need to tell someone important, we need to make this heard because this is not fucking okay. Making this many kids hate themselves,
6woofs: kissokomos: 6woofs: kissokomos: kissokomos: ❤❤❤ i’m not supposed to have favorites but honestly what do my coworkers expect me to do when we get the littermate (mirror image!!!) of the cutest pup?? love these kids every one of these
thenamelessdoll: Nani!!! (^w^) I loved her so much as a kid (still do)! There is just something special about this powerhouse of a young woman, whom would do anything for her tiny family. The love she has for Lilo is so strong that I could not leave
sanjuromartell: theprinceswilly: teababe27: theseconddoctor: I AM LAUGHING How do you even mix those two up? How do you not notice? This is what happens when all our movies end in numbers. When I was a kid we went to go see Good Burger and we
lilsebastian4prez:To all my non Australian followers. This legend is called Bluey and it’s the best kids show I have ever seen. Not only do my niece and nephews love it but all the adults in the house do too. It’s coming to Disney streaming services
me1z: I know its not a very good picture, but there’s seriously some random kid dressed as sonic running up and down my street. He’s been doing it for like 30 minutes now. Not sure how to feel about this.
jcatgrl: euphoricdays: yes they do yes they do are you kidding i know so many guys that are super rude like out of nowhere what if they’re gay and also find him attractive is that a joke everyone is at least a little two faced no they won’t not
hyperchaotix: officialdeadlinejon: officialdeadlinejon: political comics that are just kids holding books and going “what’s this?????? not a electronic? no computer???not phone?? how can be??” will always crack me up I think old people do
greelin:why do so many 40+ yr old men have the audacity to like.. flirt w/ me in all seriousness. i’m half (or less!) your age, bud. do you not have places to be? go call your kids. eat a grapefruit. stock up on viagra. decay. the options that don’t
micdotcom: Not having kids (by choice or by chance) is a perfectly healthy and normal thing to do. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. Just listen to the women who attended the first-ever Not Mom Summit, a safe-space conference for those who are
jehovahhthickness: amazing–menace: jehovahhthickness: The real enemy is Roseanne Barr. Not me Why TF would she do that shit!She made me think white folks were really human beings when I was a kid. Tf bro. White people are not human, boo. She
laurdlannister-kingslayer: notaskiathegoat: Meek: *doing good*Nicki: well meek DOES NOT fuck kids, did y’all know that??Us: Nicki for the last time, being a pedophile is not a good thing
reverseracism: thegreatsnapescape: lynati: pyrceval: Wtf JFC Do they think 12-year-olds are going to be carrying around IDs they can check? Or are they *planning* for the kids not to have ID and therefore not be able to *prove* they are under 12 so
jenn-oddballpunk: micdotcom: Not having kids (by choice or by chance) is a perfectly healthy and normal thing to do. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. Just listen to the women who attended the first-ever Not Mom Summit, a safe-space conference
arcanafool: So hi guys! Sekaru here and so I’m really happy. As you see here, I have a Kid Icarus poster. Really cool, right? WELL I’M GIVING IT AWAY! I’m not doing it just yet though. I’m doing it when I hit 300 followers, so once I
Don’t do it, kids! It’s not worth it! D:x-posted to Twitter because, hell, why not
gaaaaaaaaaambit: saagandpaneer: gaaaaaaaaaambit: if a deadpool movie gets made and its not rated R youre not doing it right if they made it R it would restrict their audience and since a large portion of superhero movies are watched by younger kids
ebonyzerscrooge: just-an-art-kid: I have a job interview tomorrow who wants to teach me to not fuck up. Don’t sneeze in your hand Do your research Ask questions Smell good, but not strong
humansofnewyork: “She’s a pit bull. When she wants you to do something, she’s not going to let go until you do it: ‘Comb your hair. Shine your shoes. Change your pants. Wash your hair. Sit up straight.’ Been that way since we were kids. But
kittykat8311: pyreo: pyreo: You grow up and you realise A Bug’s Life was the revolutionary Leftist masterpiece of our childhoods I’m not even slightly kidding Ants are the workforce doing the labour needed to survive, and they have to do it twice
dwinkus:when I was a kid you had to do the charlie the unicorn voice whether you liked it or not. you had to say candy mountain charlieeee in the voice. not like these days
pyreo: pyreo: You grow up and you realise A Bug’s Life was the revolutionary Leftist masterpiece of our childhoods I’m not even slightly kidding Ants are the workforce doing the labour needed to survive, and they have to do it twice over to provide
“I’m not telling kids to do drugs, but I definitely do drugs, so…”
imsherlock-duh: OKAY. I WANNA DO THIS. I am a vlogger/YouTube video maker and I think this is a fantastic idea. Let tag all the youtuber on tumblr and get this out there danisnotonfire amazingphil I’m not even kidding tho. If anyone wants to do
pixie-bitch75: Happy Wednesday… Wake up and grab some Sexy Tits! Um don’t mind if I do… grab tits that is, cause wake up is not on my to-do list… who am I kidding, lol 💜kisses,pixie💜
throatprincess237: I was unbelievably sick when I took this but still decided to do my make up that day. Ugh I just wanna be a doll, not have to go to work and just do work around the house and have a lil garden and some chickens couple kids running
the-not-green-one: 15yearold: today my teacher said “take out something to do when you’re done with your quiz” and some kid turned around to the girl next to him after he finished and said “can i take you out so i can do you?” my teachers
greelin: why do so many 40+ yr old men have the audacity to like.. flirt w/ me in all seriousness. i’m half (or less!) your age, bud. do you not have places to be? go call your kids. eat a grapefruit. stock up on viagra. decay. the options that don’t
nanalew: You know what’s lame? Showering. No matter how many times you do it you always have to do it again. I mean it’s basically a losing battle and I’m not sure that’s the message I want to send to my kids.
chickenuqqet: when ur at work and u ask a little kid not to do something and they still continue to do it and u kinda just wanna
internetmeth: “I’m not telling kids to do drugs, but I definitely do drugs, so…”
imgonnamakeachange: z3al: stephaniebreeze: blinkandurdead: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME O_OHoly hell… what am I doing with my life that is not human how did her leg not fucking snap backwards what the fuck
mattybing1025: mattybing1025: I’m not the indie kid and I’m also not the John Grisham novel hero, but I am all of those things. I do whatever excites me at the time. I’ll be in some huge million buddy cop movie, I don’t care, and I’ll also
guns-and-humor: Now we need to make a bunch of white rock costumes for kids in black communities so their daddy’s will look for them!!! I am black man , and I find this statement very offensive not all blacks do drugs like not all whites are child
bobbbayyy:I’ve said it a thousand times and I will scream it to the high heavens. Some of y’all should not have kids and should not have the ability to do so.
hchickrocks: Interviewer: How do you manage to not give a fuck in this industry you’re in? Kells: I’m not in the industry; I’m on tour with the kids every fuckin day with the most awesome fans in the world.
gonnagethigh: b-ak3d: radioactiveheroin: gus527: hahahahahahahaha wtf honestly i think it’s fucking horrible when parents do this kind of shit to their kids. not just posting it online and shit like that. they might not ever know that happened.