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“Do you kiss your kids with that foul mouth? I’m not leaving yet because I can’t get my pants on with this morning wood. Get out of those clothes and come here… one more ‘quickie’ should do it.”
kid: #My excuse for not doing things
izzetheking: izzetheking: my fave movie is spy kids and my mom uses it against me by asking me to do soemthing and if i dont want to do it she goes.. SPy kids take out the trash and im ike Damn it if i dont take out the trash then im not a spy kid
kids-n-teens-blog:I see people complain about not being able to sleep or do homework because of Facebook and I’m like You don’t even know procrastination until you get a Tumblr.
do-this-to-me-please: my ample rear, not quite scarlett johnansson in lost in translation, not pretty but hey, theres still time x Not pretty??? Are you fucking kidding me? You look absolutely delicious and those panties are too cute! Thanks for
sugar-coated-killer: do u ever lay in bed and get really sad about ur favorite person because theyre not in the bed with u
sardonicremarks: If you’re not obsessed with your girlfriend you’re doing it wrong Zoe your all I ever think about and wanna talk to
venula: thing i would like to do: kiss your face kiss not your face see you smile always idk buy you things make you mac and cheese learn all your favourite songs tell you that u r a cutie have a sleepover without sleep u feel me etc
sugar-coated-killer:do u ever lay in bed and get really sad about ur favorite person because theyre not in the bed with u
empressmarina: someone: [flirts with me] me: they are probably just being nice, they probably do this with everyone someone: [asks me on a date] me: it’s not a date, it’s just a friend get together thing, probably. someone: [confesses their love
r-efracted: hahrys: men moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses lets not forget when they whisper ugh fuck under their breath
habeshabeautymark: sugar-coated-killer: do u ever lay in bed and get really sad about ur favorite person because theyre not in the bed with u Yes
jupiteradepts: me giving affection: oh man i really hope im not like overstepping my boundaries here. what if i make them uncomfortable? do they feel obligated to say thank you? am i going too far and scaring them? what if i’m annoying? me receiving
skate-dog: notactuallyherenotreally: haussofkm: mockeryd: Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS The cutest thing ever. is no one gonna mention how it gives the kid a playstation controller? like ‘here small
disneyskellington:People who say that animated movies are “just for kids” are people you do NOT need to be associated with
officialcrow: doodlesbytara: hey babe *wraps you up in a blanket* i know today might have been hard for you *ruffles your hair* but you made it through the day *boops your nose* you’re doing such a good job *kisses your forehead* and i am so proud
capn-canuck: bronzebasilisk: blu-thoth: meta-bubbles: DO NOT GIVE OR GET ANY VACCINATIONS FOR YOURSELF OR YOUR KIDS……….. Ok, lets break this down nice and simple. Formaldehyde is from the purification of the vaccine. 99.9% of which is removed.
tedx: tedx: “The goal is not to turn kids into your kind of adult, but rather, better adults than you have been. Progress happens because new generations grow and develop and become better than the previous ones.” From Adora Svitak’s talk
lotolle: blu-thoth: meta-bubbles: DO NOT GIVE OR GET ANY VACCINATIONS FOR YOURSELF OR YOUR KIDS……….. Ok, lets break this down nice and simple. Formaldehyde is from the purification of the vaccine. 99.9% of which is removed. The reason it doesn’t
I work with little kids (babies, toddlers, preschool-age) and they have never ever said “snicky-snack” or needed anyone else to say it for them. They say snack. We say snack. They know exactly what it is. How is talking like that NOT the most obnoxious
margretqualley: i am always kidding but i am also always serious. do not underestimate me
pathogems: rikamau: Do not fuk wif da kid wow :o
cumragdoll: jam just bout anything in my holes at this point… not kidding.
laugh-addict: hold on one sec via laugh-addict smh some people do not deserve kids
clockwork-superwholockian: superlockedhogwartianinthetardis: the-unpopular-opinions: I am biased against this because I used to be the smart kid but I do not find this to be funny at all. When I “finally” failed a test, all of my classmates except
just-shower-thoughts: Some schools do not allow students to bring peanut butter sandwiches for lunch as some kids are allergic, yet some schools allow unvaccinated children to come to school despite the risk of spreading deadly illnesses
SkyKai Do Not Show Kids
malumadaily: OK! I do not have the emotional or mental balance to deal with it. Papito are you kidding me?
wifeswickedlust: “Do not worry, mon. Your wife is safe with me, go ahead and take your kids on some Disneyland rides… I’ll look after her for the next couple hours.”
wifeswickedlust:“Do not worry, mon. Your wife is safe with me, go ahead and take your kids on some Disneyland rides… I’ll look after her for the next couple hours.”
betaflower replied to your post:hanasaku-shijin replied to your post:UNDER THE SEA… I HEARD DISNEY SONGS WILL THE MULAN SOUNDTRACK BE INCLUDED How can you look me in the eye and say you’re not expecting us to belt out ‘ill make a man
I hate school sometimes This bahemoth of a project is a pass or fail one, if your buisness isn’t voted the best, then the best grade you can get is a 68%. Only one kid (with their partner if they have one) will get a 100% I hate this class ughguhmm
skate-dog: notactuallyherenotreally: haussofkm: mockeryd: Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS The cutest thing ever. is no one gonna mention how it gives the kid a playstation controller?like ‘here small
when you finally get to use the big telescope at school but all you wanna do with it is look at your crush
ys19:i am always kidding but i am also always serious. do not underestimate me
Update from Tan Jiu, translated by Yaoi-BLCD.TL note: recently china’s been obsessed with organizing the trash into the correct categories for environmental friendliness XD, i think there’s penalties for not doing it the right way (i guess sorta
aus-of-rwby: Author: dashingicecreamType: Fan ArtTag: #AM!AUDescription: “blake and weiss first meet as kids at weiss’s estate bc blake is a potential suitor for weiss. they do not get along plot angst plot humor plot doki doki love plot they end
majidjordansgf: tbh like papi/mami is a term of endearment like it’s hardly sexualized with hispanics??? we call our parents that??? and our partners??? we call little kids papito/mamita and it’s not sexualized at all and when non-hispanic people
voltageamemix: “Not until they’re older” - Medusa What do you want from Medusa for the holidays?
rwbyxw: 【Blake, Weiss and their children, White·Canadian·Hairless·Belladonna】 Blake：Weiss, tell the truth, where did you get this kid? I only go to war for 2 months, I do not believe you can give birth to a child in two months，And we’re all
mel-tokio: WHy yes, I aM a big fan of the animey. I have seen all of the Classics like Gundom, Orange high school horse CLub; bakemonogatorade„ monica Magical. kids these days with theyre kilt Le Kilt and Attack on Tintin, they do not appreciate quality
herdreadsrock:lotolle:blu-thoth:meta-bubbles: DO NOT GIVE OR GET ANY VACCINATIONS FOR YOURSELF OR YOUR KIDS……….. Ok, lets break this down nice and simple. Formaldehyde is from the purification of the vaccine. 99.9% of which is removed. The reason
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