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skate-dog: notactuallyherenotreally: haussofkm: mockeryd: Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS The cutest thing ever. is no one gonna mention how it gives the kid a playstation controller? like ‘here small
resonantyes: I came down to the living room today to find, and I kid you not, rnt on the floor in a plaid skirt and bra doing stretches in her diaper. My grownup self just high-fived my teenaged self.
Nothing to do at work… wonder what happened to that kid.
twomario: yumeshunketsu: twomario: yumeshunketsu: twomario: Do not lose your game in Splatoon, kids!Splatoon is owned by Nintendo Love the fucking shit out of you right now. Haha, I am glad you like it Yumes! No no my friend~ Love! Hehe these
ask-fyrespark: chickenminge: All of the rest of the beta kids! Featuring: Smittygir4 as John egbert! Sonicghost155 as Dave strider! discordginger63whooves as Rose lalonde! There’s still more places, and I’ve still got some refs to do, so keep em
askpalette-swap: Yes, and it was AWFUL! I’ll never leave you again, taily wailykins~ I know just how you feel Palette, I don’t know what I would do without my tail T.T
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I want your lips in public But we both know the world ain’t ready for that yet So take my hand, in secret Take my heart and put it in your pocket I want the limelight with you [x] ..or the streetlight in an empty parking lot, that’ll do.
yaoifan1027: Love this pic! LOL… looks like Bartolomeo is annoying Captain Kid. Please do not remove the source. Like / rate to support the artist (http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=42860909)
hellsatmyfeet: WARNING LADIES OF BROOKLYN (and maybe all of NYC) DO NOT LET THIS MAN SIT OR STAND NEXT TO YOU ON THE SUBWAY!!! this guy is a serial groper and sexual harasser. One of my high school kids reported an incident similar to mine below about
thosewerethe90s: 10knotes: Take note, current kid shows, you do not need to dumb your humor down.
achievement-hunter: whodattbooty: omfg you suave little shit that kid’s got more game than I do wtf
Oh, dear. Looks like Dora had another rough night, kids. Poor lil’ explorer. ~Bunny
ladyjsnaughtycorner: I can him standing by the door. Maybe he’ll ask me for more money…? That’s what kids do, isn’t it? No… Not my baby… He wants something else… I can tell… He wants to bury is face between mama’s thick thighs!
lotolle: blu-thoth:meta-bubbles: DO NOT GIVE OR GET ANY VACCINATIONS FOR YOURSELF OR YOUR KIDS……….. Ok, lets break this down nice and simple. Formaldehyde is from the purification of the vaccine. 99.9% of which is removed. The reason it doesn’t
skate-dog: notactuallyherenotreally: haussofkm: mockeryd: Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS The cutest thing ever. is no one gonna mention how it gives the kid a playstation controller? like ‘here small
What worries me about a lot of the internet is when someone asks for money for important shit people always seem to think “selfish and useless idiot, can’t earn like everyone else!” not “why the fuck do people have to ask for money for food
billiemania: billiemania: Your brain stem is called your lizard brain because a fun little lizard lives there. He lives there and he’s your friend. Do not disappoint him. JUST KIDDING you could never disappoint him! He loves you! Your lizard brain!
konguloarkonan: here’s a thing that i don’t think american kids are told often enough: STAY AWAY FROM FOR-PROFIT COLLEGES. ITT tech, virginia colleges, bryant and stratton, the art institutes, university of phoenix, everest, devry, etc - do NOT attend
freezepeachinspector: clockwork-superwholockian: superlockedhogwartianinthetardis: the-unpopular-opinions: I am biased against this because I used to be the smart kid but I do not find this to be funny at all. When I “finally” failed a test, all
hybridprojectalpha: manafromheaven: haussofkm: mockeryd: Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS The cutest thing ever. OMG I love how the dog gives the kid a fucking PS3 controller
vorishsuicune: wethatkindoforc: dylibird: madeinhellism: I need WoW cooking book. FINALLY I’m getting this. I’m not even kidding. Do want, its a combination of two things I love: WoW and cooking <3
sincerelykaotik replied to your post “I can ignore my arousal really well. I love the feeling of being…” Nope, not me. I can handle it for like 30 minutes. Then I lose my mind if I dont do something about it. Hahah the only problem with that
eisuverse: arbutus-blossoms: Hey guys, sign my guestbook. // Please do not repost nor remove captions. I bet kids these days don’t even know what a web ring is…
denisaaaa: dead-girls-do-not-cry: Vampire my teeth used to look like that, but i had to file them down as a kid because they kept cutting into my lips…the blood did add some snazziness to it though OMG…. *pleasant shiver*
hesmuchmoreimportant: Doctor Who (RTD era): 1 quote and gifset per episode | 1.05 World War Three Please, Doctor. Please! She’s my daughter. She’s just a kid!Do you think I don’t know that? ‘Cause this is my life, Jackie. It’s not fun, it’s
stephendann: agooddaytowhy: bizarrodf: critical-quit: edwardsscissorpants: luciferfucker: mrfatcakes: dimitrajoy: i still do not understand what possessed so many well-respected actors to do the spy kids movies like did they pay really well? did
team-joebama: fuzzy-purple-lights: team-joebama: i just watched this five times in a row The kid doing the Obama impersonation (cameron) is literally our senior class president. He won by doing his entire speech in Obama’s voice I shit you not.
bioterrors: an angel girl who’s girlfriend is a demon and at first they don’t want anybody to know but then god is like “my child do not worry about it it’s , as the kids are saying these days, “what ever”’ but satan is like “do I know
jhenne-bean: rococobutter: worb: i honestly do not know what to do with this cover of anaconda that beauty guru addicted2toofaced and her sister did What the shit kinda kids bop Skechers and north face jackets bullshit is this? Is this Iggy Azaela?
agooddaytowhy: bizarrodf: critical-quit: edwardsscissorpants: luciferfucker: mrfatcakes: dimitrajoy: i still do not understand what possessed so many well-respected actors to do the spy kids movies like did they pay really well? did you want these
qbnaith: agooddaytowhy: bizarrodf: critical-quit: edwardsscissorpants: luciferfucker: mrfatcakes: dimitrajoy: i still do not understand what possessed so many well-respected actors to do the spy kids movies like did they pay really well? did you
scornpios: breadlesbian: i still do not understand what possessed so many well-respected actors to do the spy kids movies like did they pay really well? did you want these beautiful, terrible movies to be a blemish on your career forever?? why antonio
breadlesbian: i still do not understand what possessed so many well-respected actors to do the spy kids movies like did they pay really well? did you want these beautiful, terrible movies to be a blemish on your career forever?? why antonio banderas
silver-tongues-blog: thealmightytrebleclef: anothercleverjedimindtrick: dimitrajoy: i still do not understand what possessed so many well-respected actors to do the spy kids movies like did they pay really well? did you want these beautiful, terrible
silver-tongues-blog: dasha-henshins: tabbythekouhai: dasha-henshins: stoppunchingmyllama: thealmightytrebleclef: anothercleverjedimindtrick: dimitrajoy: i still do not understand what possessed so many well-respected actors to do the spy kids
dimitrajoy: i still do not understand what possessed so many well-respected actors to do the spy kids movies like did they pay really well? did you want these beautiful, terrible movies to be a blemish on your career forever?? why antonio banderas
captoring: carpeumbra: dimitrajoy: i still do not understand what possessed so many well-respected actors to do the spy kids movies like did they pay really well? did you want these beautiful, terrible movies to be a blemish on your career forever??
thealmightytrebleclef: anothercleverjedimindtrick: dimitrajoy: i still do not understand what possessed so many well-respected actors to do the spy kids movies like did they pay really well? did you want these beautiful, terrible movies to be a blemish
montypla: mruniversevevo: anothercleverjedimindtrick: dimitrajoy: i still do not understand what possessed so many well-respected actors to do the spy kids movies like did they pay really well? did you want these beautiful, terrible movies to be a
crazydiamonds: dasha-henshins: tabbythekouhai: dasha-henshins: stoppunchingmyllama: thealmightytrebleclef: anothercleverjedimindtrick: dimitrajoy: i still do not understand what possessed so many well-respected actors to do the spy kids movies
brunodailyorg: I’m tired of catching grenades, jumping in front of trains, today I don’t feel like doing anything…I’m tired of singing love songs, I just wanna go home, today I swear I’m not doing anything, nothing at all…
just-shower-thoughts: Parenting is recognizing your kid doing all of the things you used to do and deciding whether or not to let them get away with it.
frogmp3:men will wipe down a counter and then eat the rag they used to do it. just kidding men do not know how to wipe down counters
nvclearbomb: captoring: carpeumbra: dimitrajoy: i still do not understand what possessed so many well-respected actors to do the spy kids movies like did they pay really well? did you want these beautiful, terrible movies to be a blemish on your career
fuzzy-purple-lights: team-joebama: i just watched this five times in a row The kid doing the Obama impersonation (cameron) is literally our senior class president. He won by doing his entire speech in Obama’s voice I shit you not.
thespectacularspider-girl: thealmightytrebleclef: anothercleverjedimindtrick: dimitrajoy: i still do not understand what possessed so many well-respected actors to do the spy kids movies like did they pay really well? did you want these beautiful,
bucci13: iwillmakeyouskinny: otp-obsessions: tskv: impulsive-creations: frizz01percy: this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies KIDS BLESS-DO NOT CHANGE TUMBLR NO CHILDREN ALLOWED NOOOOO WHERE DO YOU THINK WE LEARN ALL
looking at engagement rings online because it’s fun and i used to do it all the time when i was bored and A was on the phone with me listening to me prattle on about carats and clarity and cut and color and i picked out what i liked and i said it
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