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gravedodgers: guilt tripping kids about their grades isnt going to help them its just going to make them feel terrible and probably not do it even more
dellycartwright: I hate when i’m trying to blow out birthday candles and little kids try to do it with me like excuse u but it’s not ur birthday so please take a step back
jellygod: petitedeath: tarararajean: goldroadtonowhere: tarajeanfm: Please I beg you If your kids think that they’re trans Let them take puberty blockers It’s completely reversible Puberty is not Do it for the children had no idea these were
judgeable: does your skin ever do that thing where it’s clear and perfect for a couple days and then all of a sudden it’s like haha just kidding you’re not allowed to have good skin and it breaks out again
themindpalaceinthetardis: jim-morrizon: be-zarre: high-tech-hippy:real-dreams-and-memories:maddylioness:there should be a two year period after high school where it is socially expected that kids not work or go to school or do anything but take road
lynati: blaze-rocket: ohmygil: Guidance counselour for me Not for nothing, but in America, at least, there’s a strong trend of “unless you’re the BEST at it, you need to stop doing it.” Somewhere around 5th grade, kids get it into their heads
kiwikiwiandkiwi: What’s the oldest person who’s asked you to do that (call people bitch)?She was probably pushing a good 90, 95. I’m not even kidding! This woman comes up to me, and she’s like “Oh my god, I love you so much!”. And she’s
twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck: thepreciousthing: adire-adire: victorysunshine: goldfish-kisses: geek-in-a-box: martiemcfly: WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND BUT BIGGER WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE
the-absolute-funniest-posts: romanticizing-death: thelimaindiazulu: im training my kids to do this at family events Tumblr should not be parents This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
romanticizing-death: thelimaindiazulu: im training my kids to do this at family events Tumblr should not be parents
ddemonicc: thedailypibble: PSA from Manchester Animal Shelter (FB): Is this a cute picture? Do you see “cute” pictures of your friends’ kids on FB? No it isn’t cute, it’s an accident waiting to happen. That is not the look of love in that
kuro-takeover: twilightknight17: artemis-simetra: sansan9: William: “This is my side.” Seriously, my cousin’s kid is eight and he doesn’t even do this shit. I’m just disappointed he’s back in his normal suit and not the glitter or pajamas.
bridmpreg: why do i always assume everyone looks like their icon im not kidding if your icon was a goat i would think that you are a goat
foreverravenclaw:Why do little kids get all the cool clothes?? What if I want a shirt with a stegosaurus driving an excavator on it?? Huh, why does the fashion industry not think about that??
freestersins: some Stan & Friends butt sketches before class (Minus Cartman) i might do sfw versions after idk (theyre not depicted as kids obv)
This twelve year old asked me to hold his hand on the Peter Pan ride… I may look stupid but kid, I know what you’re doing and I’ve been on that ride - its not even scary. Good try though.
carriehopefletcher: This is the one post on Tumblr that I literally will not allow myself to scroll past. Sometimes I dont even wanna reblog it anymore because its on my blog so many times, but I still do This made me cry. I am a Disney Kid. Through
gayvian: abcsofadhd: rosswoodpark: GOD I found another article about why ADHD kids say “I don’t know” so much. my entire childhood was getting yelled at for doing some ADHD shit and me not being able to offer an explanation when asked why I
softmonkeychains: ninjakato: haveyoueverseen-therain: ribbon-queen: if I turned around and a small army of cats was behind me do u kno how elated I would be YOU ARE RULER OF THE KITTIES This is what happens to me… and I am not kidding. Kitties.
jaredleto: i cut my hair; he cuts his hair the same way (not even kidding)i grow mine out; he’s doing hair flipsthis is a competition i didn’t know i was in
roosterteeth-ruined-my-life: Things parents shouldn’t do to their kids Shit on their dreams Make them feel like they’re not enough Too much emphasis on school Telling them “You’ll get over it” Talk down to them Yell at them for making an honest
askslyandshirobae: Shiroba: Oops! Just kidding~ It’s not like we’re going to do something like that right now, fufufuf~Sly Blue: Hehe.. Yet…
holy shit. my mom abused me. she emotionally abused me. doing research she fits a lot of the things, and reading about what happens to kids abused by their parents its to fucking close home. fuck. that’s not good. i don’t have words. my mom abused
kawaiidetectiveenthusiast: Quick D.,Va loop, while my beta downloads. Now do I play the beta or extend this out (I will probably extend this out anyway lets not kid ourselves)edit - mixtape fixedmixtape - gfycat
incorrectbnhaserver:Todoroki: I have BB gunsMomo: WHY DO YOU HAVE BABY GUNS?Uraraka: he meant B as in the letter B not baby as in child!you know how bikes having training wheels for kids?i just imagined that but for guns.Momo: whats wrong with the baby
alittleofeverythingforyou:Respect not only is taught,but parents leading the example by how they talk to others. Your kids see everything you do. Remember that when you try to blame everything but yourself.
culturedsoul: twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:thepreciousthing:adire-adire: victorysunshine: goldfish-kisses: geek-in-a-box: martiemcfly: WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND BUT BIGGER WHY DO WE NOT
breadwinnnerz: colachampagnedad: buttcheekpalmkang: queenejanine: tarynel: itsjust-insanity: i did not deserve that Lmfao hmm do I really want kids?? I so saw that coming 😂😂 Freddie ain’t deserve that. I need more videos of Gangsta Gibbs
eatmeallnight: brainflavoredzombiesnacks: moufwerk: Wtf is a flappy bird? I have a job, I’m falling behind on these hip new things you kids like Dont’ do it dog it’s just not worth it Lol it’s an app
whenyougetrightdowntoit: buttcheekpalmkang: queenejanine: tarynel: itsjust-insanity: i did not deserve that Lmfao hmm do I really want kids?? I so saw that coming 😂😂 Freddie ain’t deserve that. Lol, that face at the end kinda kinda makes
nevaehtyler: Why do white people always think everything is about them and get mad when they’re not included? If anything BET teaches kids how to be woke at an early age 😏
swagintherain: Dear police officers, stop exploiting Black kids for publicity stunts! Cops invade the safe space of a Black boys in order to further his own agenda. That’s not healthy for anyone involved! Do they really think that this will help
angelbabyspice: frogmp3: is somebody going to say these kids are holding their classmates to impossible standards and bashing them for not having radical politics or whatever or are we going to stop denying the fact that liberal politics do nothing but
laurdlannister-kingslayer: yonisunrider: laurdlannister-kingslayer: tastefullyoffensive: She’s so proud of herself. I woulda sent all that shit back I would have caught the whoopin of my whole life. my momma woulda dragged my ass down south,
jehovahhthickness: Question: is having a two parent household really fucking necessary? Not if one parent, or both parents when together, create a toxic environment to raise kids in. One can do bad by themselves; too many people be fucked up coming
blackqueerblog: Arrested for what! WTF! Are you kidding me? He’s not doing anything wrong! Sickening!
thebisexualaromantic: chris-basquiat: princeoftherogues: dork-bending: THERE NEEDS TO BE A MOVIE ABOUT THE NIGHT WITCHES DAMNIT. BADASS LADIES BOMBING THE SHIT OUTA NAZI’S. WHAT’S NOT TO LOVE?? OKAY WE”RE GONNA DO HISTORY KIDs, GET READY FOR
dynastylnoire: brugalboobs: sizvideos: What adults do at work according to kids - Full video Theyre not wrong on point
twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:thepreciousthing: adire-adire: victorysunshine: goldfish-kisses: geek-in-a-box: martiemcfly: WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND BUT BIGGER WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE
deansass: are you kidding me right now do you expect me to see this on my dash and not die
shewhoisnotnamed: khaleesea: sktagg23: Dr. Seuss was not even in the general area of fucking around. #everyone thinks of dr seuss as some sweet old guy who wrote kids books and made up cute words#little do they know he was the most hardcore political
blarghbleh: Wait, why is it that in Skyrim none of the kids have the same accents as the adults?Do they just become Scandinavian at puberty??“You BETTER not have touched my sweetro-BEEN TOO LONG SINCE WE HAD A GOOD BANDIT RAID”
jamietheignorantamerican: why is being “too stressed out” not seen as a big fucking deal?? like there are birds that drop dead if they get too stressed out, why are we telling stressed out kids that all they need to do is go to bed earlier??
ann13doodles: “Are you having a good dream, kid?”Um… I can explain myself…I was just practicing drawing sans since I am not satisfied on how lazily I drew him BUT THEN I was listening to the ME!ME!ME! song in repeat and… yeah… uh…. do i
zubneogeist: iamthecutestofborg:bellatorlupinus:I JUST SPIT OUT MY DRINKArt, not even once Dont do art kids
vikingen: Remember when Recess casually had a black Santa, and when they saw Santa, the big surprise was that Santa shaved, not that he was black. And none of the kids thought it was weird that he was black when they found out? Because I do, and it was
dadsfamilyandfriends2: Reaching back to touch him. Houston dad, married with kids. His cum is deep inside me and he is not quite ready to withdraw. He is savoring the feeling of his dick inside me and I am doing the same. He has been a super-sweet, slow,
rottenlilchloe: sup bitches? so i decided to make a tumblr since it seems that’s what all the cool kids are doing these days… not really how to use this thing yet tho. for any of you little sluts that don’t already know me i’m a fucking goddess
I hate when i’m trying to blow out birthday candles and little kids try to do it with me like excuse u but it’s not ur birthday so please take a step back
adire-adire: victorysunshine: goldfish-kisses: geek-in-a-box: martiemcfly: WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND BUT BIGGER WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE theme parks. just. theme parks. but u have to
beccatheb: delano-laramie: murtunacaptor: sarahfu: megalovriska: tactac: Luigi wins against every level nine CPU by doing absolutely nothing FOX. you will not regret watching this I promise JIGGLYPUFF THO ARE YOU KIDDING ME FOX MC-FUCKING-CLOUD
frankenchesters: GIVEAWAY I told you kids I was doing a giveaway so here it is!! I’m getting rid of my cool as fucking shit Madoka Magica complete collectors box-set to YOU. Why you might ask, well I literally have not even touched it since I bought
jackpowerx: nudityandnerdery: Let’s take a moment to talk about this. I mean, because first off, “Tell cars not to hit kids.” Well, yeah, we do that all the fucking time, idiot. Ever seen signs like these? We have classes and signs and laws
