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kramergate: I’m not a religious man but I do pray every day that the Stranger Things and IT kids are being left the fuck alone by weird grown ups who think hyper fixating on children is normal if they’re actors
unclefather: person doing a tedtalk: live the life you want to live.me: you know what? they’re right.me in the mcdonalds drive thru: i want a Cheese Burger. And make it a meal. i’m not kidding
r-you-kidding-me:Fans: Do you want to talk about Aziraphale and Crowley ’s relationship NeilNeil Gaiman: No not reallyMichael Sheen: I doFans: We know MichaelMichael Sheen, tearing up: They’re marriedFans: We know Michael
transmechanicus:poolboyvmprmansion:transmechanicus:6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.this doesn’t apply to jobs like childcareIf i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up
What, in the actual fuck is happening here?!?!? I’m not even sure I want to know…ok, who am I kidding, I DO want to know. Anyone have a clue? Anyone? Hey, @redmachasacorns any idea?
jellygod: petitedeath: tarararajean: goldroadtonowhere: tarajeanfm: Please I beg you If your kids think that they’re trans Let them take puberty blockers It’s completely reversible Puberty is not Do it for the children had no idea these were
twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck: thepreciousthing: adire-adire: victorysunshine: goldfish-kisses: geek-in-a-box: martiemcfly: WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND BUT BIGGER WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE
high-tech-hippy:real-dreams-and-memories:maddylioness:there should be a two year period after high school where it is socially expected that kids not work or go to school or do anything but take road trips, read books, meet new people, and take lots of
nvbianprincess: highonmelanin: now-this-is-living: thisiseverydayracism: tinalikesbutts: Fucking kids care more about each other than we do This is what hope looks like. I just can’t not reblog this This is literally PROOF that hate IS TAUGHT.
jaclcfrost: it’s so awkward being asked “do you really think that lowly of yourself?” because no? of course not? buddy, i was just.. kidding around.. haha, funny, haha? humor, you know? but also truthfully: yeah. absolutely. without a doubt. hold
bramblepatch: dragon-in-a-fez: dragon-in-a-fez: adults are always talking about how “kids will do anything to get out of school” and okay, first of all that’s not true, but I think we really need to ask why that idea holds so much sway. children’s
dynastylnoire: brugalboobs: sizvideos: What adults do at work according to kids - Full video Theyre not wrong on point
jhonnyspot: “…but baby, I’m about to explode!” “Oh God I know you are! Why do you think I’m riding you like this?! I lied about not wanting kids! I’m stealing your cum honey… I’m stealing every drop”
astromot:prettyboyshyflizzy:stardusted:at this point I don’t even know what to saymy kids not having no white friends im sorry Genius. They should do that with ebola too, I mean the mortality rate is a little higher but I mean come on! Think of
suiton00nsfwdrawings: Inuyasha - KohakuSomeone send me an anon that inspired me to do this D: there is not other reason why i drew him aside from that i have to draw a lot of boys from anime a liked when i was a kid XD Please check out my Patreon:
instaplur: Do drugs but stay in school too so you can get a good job and buy more drugs. And get the good shit. Not the cheap shit college kids get.
pump-my-ass: omgfamilyaffair: i told my nephew not to stick it my ass, i didn’t do anal….kids these days never listen!…i’m glad he didn’t….it’s fucking awesome!! PUMP MY ASS …big dick in my ass… hot anal porn blog…
wrestlingssexconfessions: Anyone seen this commercial where Miz is jumping out of a gift box for this little kid’s birthday? Well my birthday is coming up and not only do I want Miz, but a box of condoms to go with it would be nice… ;) I would be
dirtydaddythings: pussyboytoy: “Show it off, boy.” I’m a good kid, what the heck am I doing? “Show my gym buddies your pink hole.” I’m bookish, studious, a little preppy. Not a - a slut! “Yeah, look at that. Damn that’s hot. You sure
armyboydanny: Sorry kid, but your dad’s in the hole to me for forty grand. I told him if he dropped you off here and gave me a couple hours with you, I’d consider not charging him interest. All he said was “When do you want him there?”
junkcontainer: historicalslut: mirandaadria: historicalslut: barackobama: “I think the youth vote might be locked up by the looks of this.” how do we know it is a guy voting? We don’t. A little kid took a wild guess. Let’s not start saying
thatmotherfuckingcat: camerapits: wrasslers: do you wanna look like this skeleton or THIS skeleton? drink a milk kids thank mr. skeltal what if you’re not picky about the kind of skeleton you are?! SKELETON SHAMING.
shakespeareswag: shakespeareswag: shakespeareswag: HI IF U REBLOG THIS U WILL GET A THING IN UR ASK BOX DON’T DOUBT ME I HEAR U DOUBTING ME. DO IT. I DER U. LIKES DON’T COUNT. IT MIGHT BE BASED ON UR BLOG, IT MIGHT NOT. IT MIGHT JUST BE ‘YO KID
I rode something last night and it was fun.
askflowertheplantponi: [2014-01-12 20:21:19] FreeFraQ(ShinySlime): random though. do you know vinexflower would be ship if they’re not kids? :V [2014-01-12 20:21:34] FreeFraQ(ShinySlime): i heard some “opinions” about it :V [2014-01-12 20:21:45]
askmeaniebelle: arosu-sama: askmeaniebelle: ALOS is SO punk! Kiddo, I was just kidding, I’m not really punk, just joking. I love everything and everybody (sometimes) and you should do the same I guess?.. hehe… >w(\
datcatwhatcameback: erini-v: andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels: lolfactory: Kid throws a fit next to Obama He’s so calm because that’s basically what the Republicans do every day Dat slick burn tho ^ Are we certain that’s not just one of
beeskeepony:wingedmetalfox:setheverman:why does it always have to be an uncle???Is this what you do with the freedom of not having a kid?Yes, we have money and free time. :DDude this is brilliant
akaaiakai: Some simple drawings I did for a University project thing. The class’ called “Empathy” and they asked us to do something related to it and that could be shown to little kids. So I wrote a (crappy) short story about not judging people
shewhoisnotnamed: khaleesea: sktagg23: Dr. Seuss was not even in the general area of fucking around. #everyone thinks of dr seuss as some sweet old guy who wrote kids books and made up cute words#little do they know he was the most hardcore political
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unrelated, but still kind of related, not only do my kids get a day off for columbus day, but I have to sit through professional development about a standardized test that my subject doesn’t even get tested on that day!!!!!!!!!!!
foreseerlucina replied to your post “if anyone’s around please talk to me or something I’m like. not doing…” How was your day? uh. until I found out about what happened, fine. I went to the holiday boutique with my kids, so they bought
cornflakepizza: ladyamc1897: THAT MOMENT WHEN YOURE READING FANFICTION AND A CHARACTER SAYS SOMETHING REALLY CUTE OR ANGSTY BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING THEY WOULD ACTUALLY SAY AND YOU JUST KINDA LEAVE THE COMPUTER AND WALK AIMLESSLY AROUND THE HOUSE
lithrotanaka: “lmao at high schoolers complaining about finals” y'all know kids can get stressed too right?? why do you look down on teenagers when you were there not long ago?? stfu
shop5: blaze-rocket: ohmygil: Guidance counselour for me Not for nothing, but in America, at least, there’s a strong trend of “unless you’re the BEST at it, you need to stop doing it.” Somewhere around 5th grade, kids get it into their heads
accio-hogwarts-bullshit: Gryffindor: Do you like my outfit? Slytherin: Not as much as I like what’s underneath it Gryffindor: Slytherin!Hufflepuff: Sly! Slytherin: No kidding, I really need your chair
wellamarke: do u ever just wanna CONFISCATE people from their family. not kidnap, but confiscate like a teacher takin a kid’s phone away in class cuz they had the cool thing but they used it wrong. you have this BEAUTIFUL HUMAN to live with and love
demonicvulcan: Spock: They were not, as the kids say, awake. Chekov: Do you mean woke? Spock: I did mean woke, but it’s grammatically incoherent.
frawgs:if ur rich send me money i’m not even kidding wtf are u going to do with it? buy another kitchen island fuck you
foreverravenclaw:Why do little kids get all the cool clothes?? What if I want a shirt with a stegosaurus driving an excavator on it?? Huh, why does the fashion industry not think about that??
muchadoabouttruffles: Okay, just hear me out for a second. Muggleborn kid with a talent for magic. Not real magic. Like, sleight of hand magic. And then a prefect catches them doing something like making a ball appear to vanish or whatever, and just
aliceapproved: catbountry: I really like it when kid’s movies do this sort of thing and manage to make it seem natural and not at all forced to be like “edgy” or whatever.
thefrogman: I think the first thing you should do is realize that having problems is not a competition. There is always someone who has it worse. There is a starving kid in Africa that everyone likes to tell me about. His problems are apparently much
bridmpreg: why do i always assume everyone looks like their icon im not kidding if your icon was a goat i would think that you are a goat I assure you all that I am indeed my icon
kasukasukasumisty: sallychanscraps: do the kids in steven universe even go to school? is there a beach city educational system??? i can get steven not but wth about everyone else???? i originally thought it was b/c it was summer but the ep coming up
I’m going to try playing that card game with my little sister later (not sure how it will go since its for kids a bit older than she is, but she’s very advanced for her age so we’ll see). I’ll let you know how it is once I do
artemispanthar: I’m going to try playing that card game with my little sister later (not sure how it will go since its for kids a bit older than she is, but she’s very advanced for her age so we’ll see). I’ll let you know how it is once I do
eluvix-blog: (x)
scribblekin: This Kid is Going Places …not particularly fast or in any one direction for too long of course but, the taking one step forward, two steps back (7 steps sideways?) sort of struggling to do the simplest of tasks, yet somehow someway managing
inimicaldolly: haxorsparx: HERE YOU GO: DON’T BE SELFISH AND FEED YOUR ANIMALS THE CORRECT FOOD THEY NEED TO BE FED I fucking despise people who do this shit I’m not even kidding.
lumos5001: impalasherlock: fancypancakes: letusneverspeakofthis: kissnecks: there should be a two year period after high school where it is socially expected that kids not work or go to school or do anything but take road trips, read books, meet
iseeyourelost: thepreciousthing: adire-adire: victorysunshine: goldfish-kisses: geek-in-a-box: martiemcfly: WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND BUT BIGGER WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE theme parks.
what is going on w/ teachers these days? calling kids “bitches” and getting fired…yeugh. huungh. where do it stop? theyre there to teach. not be a nuisance
satan-just: I will do cute things like this. I am not kidding.
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painterbaker: I hate when i’m trying to blow out birthday candles and little kids try to do it with me like excuse u but it’s not ur birthday so please take a step back
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