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pussyboytoy:“Show it off, boy.” I’m a good kid, what the heck am I doing? “Show my gym buddies your pink hole.” I’m bookish, studious, a little preppy. Not a - a slut! “Yeah, look at that. Damn that’s hot. You sure
kawaiidetectiveenthusiast: Quick D.,Va loop, while my beta downloads. Now do I play the beta or extend this out (I will probably extend this out anyway lets not kid ourselves) edit - mixtape fixed mixtape - gfycat
gordo4gordo4superchub: bigpat84: This is me. Love it or not, I don’t care I love it!!So fucking yummy I don’t always ogle handsome superchubs, but when I do, I ogle guys like you. ………Who am I kidding? I’m a constant
mochichan00: jyuuuj:English lesson with Rara sensei Awww…Jurina prob doing SR with Rara to help her kid out bc Rara cried in the last SR talking about staffs told her to get better results or she might not make front row anymore.
Donita Dunes doing her angel/devil thing again. It’s not going to work again, you she-devil! Oh who am I kidding? Beat me, hurt me, make me write bad checks, Donita!
monochromefalcon: I love doing this because I get to draw pictures that kind of look like this kid who shouts at his computer alone in a room for a living and somehow end up with 170 fucking notesJokes on you though. I’m not even good. Thank you. I
texastiny: Sorry kids I can not tell you her name…. but she is a dear friend and loves me lots so she tried these pull ups on just for me and oh my gosh she was the cutest lil girl for those 10 minutes. We spoke about letting me do a photo shoot with
alexis-kid: So after years of requests, I finally uploaded a messy video. I woke up wet, had to go…and figured, why not? Well it was a BIG one, and my immediate reaction to the aftermath is as follows: “What the heck did I just do?”
geneticallymodifiedeuropeans: would it kill your racist ass if your kids had ONE Black great-grandparent? can’t we all do that much at least? this is a not-for-profit public service announcement from Betty Got Blacked
buchananjames: “I’d never sit here and pretend to be a figure of morality because I’m absolutely not. What I do see myself as is a mascot for kids who feel weird or out of place.”
-Oh my god, he is still not coming! He’ll tear my ass apart!-Well, what can I do?-I know! Lick his butt. Goblins always cum after that-Are you kidding me?! No way! It was your idea to fuck this beast and now I have to lick his ass?-A-ah! Please! I can’t
You better not spill any or I’ll make you start again. Who am I kidding, I’m gonna make you do it again anyway See more sluts being treated the way they love at Punish The Whore
jallensays: nightingaleinasilvercage: fucked-up-kid: k-ngforaday: m0shpotato: that-magic-feeling: neilandteacup: Instant and forever reblog. Bless this post. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH HE IS MY FAVORITE Bless DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I LOVE
“Emilie, i’m not your personal babysitter where you can just drop your kid off when you have work to do…”
newdeathsensati0n: now-this-is-living: thisiseverydayracism: tinalikesbutts: Fucking kids care more about each other than we do This is what hope looks like. I just can’t not reblog this I’m gonna cryyy!
littleblueartist: “People want a superhero they can slap on their kid’s lunchbox. Flashy suit, wholesome values, zippy catchphrase. But that’s not me. I’m a train wreck. I’m just trying to do the right thing, whatever the hell that is.
daily sns family . goby usura-tonkachiBecause Solochely did the sweetest version of this wonderful family!!♥ I have to do the not that lovely part of taking care of a Kid XDDD
damncalmdownsparta: piercetheheartsoftheyoung: fag-ology: haha the girl in the chair has no idea where to put her hands; but damn, girl has moves. HOW WOULD YOU NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH YOUR HANDS WITH THAT ALL OVER YOU ARE YOU KIDDING oh my god.
fuckyeahmodernfamily: “Yeah. Our kids walked in on us. We were, as they say, having sex.”“That’s not a euphemism Phil, that’s exactly what we were doing; having sex. In front of our children.”“Well they weren’t there when we started.”“No.”“In
naughtyballerina1821: masterofmindbodyandsoul: hotwife4hubby: ☼ So hot. I need a sissy to eat daddy’s cum out of. Just kidding! I’m not sharing daddy but a playmate for a day would do the trick.
ronesweasley: I’m human, I’m not perfect. I make mistakes all the time, but I guess my job is to keep those mistakes to myself, which I’m already fine doing and just try to be the best I can be for those kids.
medusaholiday: I remember kids would always tease me about my hair when I was younger and I would come home crying all the time telling my mom to shave my hair off because it made me ugly. This is a thank you post to my mom for not allowing me to do
lovemysis-88: do you like my new dress, lil bro? obliviously, it must be weared without underwear.. im not kidding, wanna see it?
jackingymboy: corbeauxtube: From today’s featured blogger MAKING SATAN BLUSH: 9 Why should’nt I? this kid is begging for the Bugg …if it’s not me.. the next guy is gonna’ do it..I should at least enjoy myself.
sandyxocean: jaidenichole: autumnovoxo: inbetweenjoyandpain: drizzysbabyy: Please, all I ask is that you do this to me all night long, please, please, I can’t take it anymore, I’m not even kidding. I can’t take this, I’m literally crying
m0nchi3: jallensays: nightingaleinasilvercage: fucked-up-kid: k-ngforaday: m0shpotato: that-magic-feeling: neilandteacup: Instant and forever reblog. Bless this post. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH HE IS MY FAVORITE Bless DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH
goingcakeful: all the kool kids are doing these things so i thought ‘eh why not join them’
I watched Szith’s show from the back of the hall, invisible, remembering when I used to sneak in to concerts as a kid. Now I get to do this as my job. Not the sneaking in—just staffing, usually travelling with bands as security. It’s nothing
Night Blogger Steven recalls something painful from his past
derpygrooves: UH BRAEBURNED WHY HAVE WE NOT SEEN ART OF THIS GUY YET YOU SHITTER btw im just kidding i felt like so bad omfg im so sorry braeburned the art is amazing please know i was just makin a dumb joke cuz thats what i do but like your art is your
shikniful: Nora’s Surprise This hotspring look so deep in the cover… anyway~here the next part of this weird doujin series. And good kid should’t do it in hotspring. It gonna be a pain to clean up, not to mention it is easy to pass out in there.
twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck: thepreciousthing: adire-adire: victorysunshine: goldfish-kisses: geek-in-a-box: martiemcfly: WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND BUT BIGGER WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE
frawgs:if ur rich send me money i’m not even kidding wtf are u going to do with it? buy another kitchen island fuck you
nonetoon: ACNH Online Guide: To get villagers you don’t like to move you gotta stop talking to them, specifically talk to everyone BUT them to make them feel lonely, and once they’re wandering around with a sad cloud over their head that means their
carriehopefletcher: This is the one post on Tumblr that I literally will not allow myself to scroll past. Sometimes I dont even wanna reblog it anymore because its on my blog so many times, but I still do This made me cry. I am a Disney Kid. Through
When your bias has his hair fucking pushed back with a new hair color that makes him look like a sex god and you love it so much and you are not even kidding because he looks so glorious that you hate him for doing this to you and you have no idea how
mandersyoo: I hate when i’m trying to blow out birthday candles and little kids try to do it with me like excuse u but it’s not ur birthday so please take a step back I’m more pissed off that they are twice as likely to spit on my cake.. tbqh.
judgeable: does your skin ever do that thing where it’s clear and perfect for a couple days and then all of a sudden it’s like haha just kidding you’re not allowed to have good skin and it breaks out again
tfry1440: thatpettyblackgirl: You can even tell he’s not doing this just for the camera because when he says “You!” in the beginning the kid doesn’t get scared! The way he’s smiling brings me SO MUCH joy. This is great motivation he is
America is the kinda place where you could be a black guy with his kid walking down a street, not doing anything bad or suspicious, then a cop could - for no real reason - shoot your son dead, shoot you in the spine making you disabled for life, then
stumbling into a reminder that the other kids I went to school with are out doing Important Big Name Shit as their first or second job right out of college while I….sit in a tiny office, and sell stuff that’s sometimes expensive,is not my ideal
skin-rivets-tyler: snark0lepsy: The Whitest Kids U’ Know x I got in trouble in high school for not doing the pledge.
rorywilliams: I don’t understand? Are you kidding? Me? Of course I understand. I mean, do you call this a war? This funny little thing? This is not a war! I fought in a bigger war than you will ever know. I did worse things than you could ever imagine.
cyborgslayer: andy-sambergs: There’s not a lot of brown superheroes. And you know, I’m half-Polynesian and what that’s gonna represent to every Islander, to every brown kid that’s out there… it’s really cool what they’re doing with that,
drinking-tea-at-midnight: thecutespook: we-are-legion-for-we-are-taco: Do older ppl expect us to believe they never took photos of their kids while they were growing up I’m more confused at the idea that not only does a baby just born know that
prochlorperazines: zoobus: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: the-real-eye-to-see: They used the Boy Scout picture and not the Mug Shot. It’s an attempt to “Humanize” him, when they do the opposite with people of color… If he was a black kid
greysanatomyita: “Your life looks different because it’s filled with houses and husbands and kids, and mine looks the same, but I’m not. I’ve changed. I’m doing this alone. And that… that’s just as hard as what you’re doing. But I thought
greelin: why do so many 40+ yr old men have the audacity to like.. flirt w/ me in all seriousness. i’m half (or less!) your age, bud. do you not have places to be? go call your kids. eat a grapefruit. stock up on viagra. decay. the options that don’t
“I’m not telling kids to do drugs, but I definitely do drugs, so…”
greelin:why do so many 40+ yr old men have the audacity to like.. flirt w/ me in all seriousness. i’m half (or less!) your age, bud. do you not have places to be? go call your kids. eat a grapefruit. stock up on viagra. decay. the options that don’t
xopachi: echeveria2: some splatoon miiverse thoughts. i can just feel everything positive draining out of me when i see someone draw pedobear or sexualize callie/marie/girl squids. right! on! miiverse! where it shows up in inkopolis or on billboards.
albinwonderland: Who are we kidding, of course you do. It’s a motherfucking Star Sapphire action figure. All you have to do is reblog this post! Likes will not count, unfortunately. This giveaway ends Tuesday, November 9th, 9pm EST. I will be using
chickenuqqet: when ur at work and u ask a little kid not to do something and they still continue to do it and u kinda just wanna
hoodrat-gutterpigeon: Since when did punk go from:“Society is always telling me what to do, how to dress/look, how to act, get a job, get married, have kids.”To:“You’re not punk unless you dress punk.“ don’t tell me what to do. any of you.
