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I would love to do a giveaway of a pair of these someday! (After I “previewed” them myself, lol. kidding!!) They’re expensive though… Check them out here if you want. =3
do-not-touch-my-food: Almond Joy Granola Bars
do-not-touch-my-food: The Draft Republic Burger / Draft Republic
onee-sama: KIDS, DO NOT USE SHAMPOO AS LUBE. Holy fuck, it was not made to be put inside your body what are you doing stop. I want to go into every yaoi ever and teach consent how to safely anal sex. USE LUBE MOTHERFUCKERS. Things that were actually
do-not-kid-urself: quotes on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/81253857/via/blake92
do-not-open-til-christmas: You know, kid, most guys need a mirror to watch themselves being fucked.
tygmaker: 1800ringgold: I will reblog this until the stars burn out…… white people are very brave when it comes to terrorizing black children who do not have the power to fight back. and are very surprise when someone comes to their defense.
bootylicious-buggy: my-sanctuary-is-simple-and-clean: chakrams-and-shit: eclecticmuses: agentpaxieamor: doyourwardance: stepchildofthesun: KIDS, DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. ONLY ATTEMPT WITH A TRAINED CHEMIST OR A SCIENTIFIC PROFESSIONAL AND PLENTY
So I work in a dollar store, and we sell really cheap art supplies. Today, these two kids bought a big pack of art pencils, and being an artist myself, I asked if they were artists, and told them I was one too. They said “Cool, what do you draw?”
These freaky gem genetics do not add up
Update from Tan Jiu, translated by Yaoi-BLCD. IF YOU USE OUR TRANSLATIONS YOU MUST CREDIT BACK TO THE ORIGINAL AUTHOR!!!!!! (TAN JIU). DO NOT USE FOR ANY PRINT/ PUBLICATIONS/ FOR PROFIT REASONS WITHOUT PERMISSION FROM THE AUTHOR!!!!!!!!!!!Previously:
hoefashow: Please obey your countries/state laws. Mine is 18 it’s the law and rules of this blog. I do not condone underage people in bdsm or Littles on this blog please respect that.
ifntgyu: ©nohohon do not edit, crop or remove watermark.
parttimecynic: Feeding the monster. I feel like I need to put a disclaimer with my raccoon pictures. I have been interacting with this family of raccoons for years. They know me well and yes, I am careful. So kids, do not try this at home.
adoggoart: @bastard-hive ‘s OC Lyren is one of Kid Cobra’s idols and he had to shower his favorite gal with some attention. ☆Please do not remove my captions or links! do not repost off of tumblr without my permission☆
jennyatsdcc: “That’s why you didn’t see Katara getting involved in that Civil Warn nonsense. Sometimes you just gotta leave it to the kids!” oh…. um …kay
collegehumor: This is the Best Way to Rake Leaves, Obviously Seasons may change. But teenage boys do not. I’d award them for at least knowing the proper term.
Unit plan complete. Bring out the Bavarian nutmeg root beer. (for those of you who are curious it says “DONNIE- DO NOT OPEN UNTIL UNIT PLAN IS DONE”)
youngblackandvegan: Do not allow people to mispronounce your name
rakatakat: really love imagining a bunch a kids and teens on their pokemon journeys staying the night on the couches and floors in the lobbies of pokemon centers, having long talks about their experiences and feelings sharing funny and scary stories
nerdy-whovian: bioterrors: an angel girl who’s girlfriend is a demon and at first they don’t want anybody to know but then god is like “my child do not worry about it it’s , as the kids are saying these days, “what ever”’ but satan is
earthshakinlove: dualchainz: white vs latino moms waking up their kids Lmaoooo childhood memories
do-not-open-til-christmas: I took the big brother, of course, but made a note to come back for the kid in a couple of years. This kind of creative problem-solving is exactly what I’m looking for from my helpers, and I have a feeling that Kelly
do-not-open-til-christmas: The cage looks good on you, Kid. I like it.
pettyforyourthoughts: skyakacielo: How do you just miss like that? he did his best
newtypezaku: Kids, do NOT try this at home.
jaclcfrost: if anyone ever says something to you like “that’s a movie for little kids” do not get irritated. just laugh. because little do they know you are actually just several little kids standing on each other’s shoulders. you did it. you
Christmass is coming so raise awarness: Do not buy animals as gifts for kids. Do not buy PARROTS as gifts for kids. Please.
do-not-feed-the-animal: itsvondell: pjcalamity: character development corbin bleu’s hair got less and less excited as the years went on Did these kids never change seats all four years
thetiredknifer: upsettingrapeculture: Hugging 101! This is so important!Children need to learn that if they are uncomfortable touching/being touched by certain ppl (adults) they do not have to.It helps the child to understand that they are under no
studyingbrains: A Harm Reduction Guide to Safer Drug Use drugsand.me is an educational website that teaches about the existing harm reduction methods for drug users. We do not promote drug use, but we do encourage you to be safe if you are thinking of
thealmightytrebleclef: anothercleverjedimindtrick: dimitrajoy: i still do not understand what possessed so many well-respected actors to do the spy kids movies like did they pay really well? did you want these beautiful, terrible movies to be a blemish
Do not mess with Terran kids
do-not-open-til-christmas: It’s not Christmas yet, Kid, so don’t even think about cumming today. Not unless you want the cage again for another six weeks.
do-not-open-til-christmas: Nothing personal, Kid. If it were up to us, we’d have let you cum days ago. but if we disobeyed orders, we’d be in deeper shit than you!
do-not-open-til-christmas: It doesn’t take much to make you happy, does it, Kid?
tiinysatan: loveireandblog: wodenswolf: adamusprime: sending your kid to catholic school is the easiest way to guarantee your kid will not be catholic Fun story: a friend of mine discovered she was bi-sexual and into bdsm at a catholic school after
do-not-open-til-christmas: Sneaking away to play in the places you’re not supposed to play with the kids you’re not supposed to play with.
do-not-open-til-christmas: If you want the key, you’ll have to take it from me. Fuck, Kid, the day you can do that, you can lock ME in the fucking age if you want!
here-is-the-place: When people say these books are children’s books, as if to demean them, I balk. These books dealt with themes that adults do not fully understand or wish to. It dealt with racism, classism, sexism, homophobia, prejudice, and general
daw-n: do not change or remove the source :)
Do not look up One Direction because you will become obsessed and die.
skeletaltales: Anna Kolding @ Unique Models photographer unknown not my photo, do not remove caption
zanabism: bravery is not an option for us. girls HAVE to be brave in order to work the night shift, to take the last bus home, to walk to a friend’s house alone. we do not have the luxury of choosing.
nightflight68: Kids. Do not minimize the table when its full of plates and glasses…and the centerpiece! This is fucking amazing
ohshititsgreg: DEAR FUTURE KIDS, DO NOT POST OPINION INTERNET. BAD THING HAPPEN LOVE, PARENT
closethispage:do you ever just sit there and think wow………….i literally do not care about sports at all
b0tanicalspirit:imjustapenguinicantfly: rdjobsessions: edxy:clingy and annoying doesn’t bother me when it’s from the right person yes yes 100 times yes I literally do not give a fuck if my boyfriend sends me a picture of a car he likes at 3am even
yruos: saying “my girl” is the cutest shit ever do not fight me on this
soymilkmister: me: is mad at you but still wants attention from you I’m rarely mad at you, ACCEPT that one time you fought on me on Gogurts. No. Do not fight me on strawberry gogurt.
I don't think people will understand me when I say I love cocoa puffs. Kids, do not go coo coo for cocoa puffs.
godofmod: kidrobotnomore: masterxofxyourxfate: paddington-goes-to-hell: Mad Mod and Mumbo- night on the town by olafpriol {I’m going to be rebloging the shit outa this picture so i’m sorry for the people who don’t like it but, just look at
What am I Valentinesing for u Shadswife :U 💕(harinezumiko)you’re not getting me anything but if you HAPPEN to manage to steal this….very ugly deadpool that i’m NOT crying over right now…….
I didn’t know this was the kid from Iron Man 3. When I found out, that got me.(reasuringsoldier)my friend and i gasped so hard i’m surprised we didn’t chokei’d heard he was gonna be in the movie, but this. this was a cruel way to put him in.
nevermind-dot: KIDS, DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. ONLY ATTEMPT WITH A TRAINED CHEMIST OR A SCIENTIFIC PROFESSIONAL AND PLENTY OF BALLS. At Chemistry Club of Phillps Exeter Academy, we fire bend. No big deal. Here are the procedures: Mix an ample amount of
baelor: whatimpropriety: afriendtosell: donttryit: Agsjdiiebdiapsjsj!!!! I dislike how whitewashed Bumi and Kya look. They’re supposed to be pretty fucking dark. glad i’m not the only one who noticed how two brownskinned characters turned the
