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rihannafenty: When I was trying to come up with a stage name, I thought ‘Lord’ was super rad, but really masculine—ever since I was a little kid, I have been really into royals and aristocracy. So to make Lord more feminine, I just put an ‘e’
peaceloveandbrittana: toddlers are essentially just drunk college kids
sixfigs:sixfigs:i just heard my brother race up the stairs and tell my sister “guess what kids bop did” in a really frustrated tone apparently they changed the line in Uptown Funk from “fill my cup, put some liquor in it” to “put some water
shialablunt:this movie is the biggest inspiration ever since i found out it was just some college kids that made it on their own without a studio and stuff and it made millions of dollars and that stuff keeps me goin
sixfigs:sixfigs:i just heard my brother race up the stairs and tell my sister “guess what kids bop did” in a really frustrated toneapparently they changed the line in Uptown Funk from “fill my cup, put some liquor in it” to “put some water in
badmotorfinger:I’M JUST LAUGHIGN BECAUSE HIS FUCKING KID LOOKS SO FUCKING PISSED OFF OMFG baby chris: dad u fucker wont let me on theboard wtf chris: shut up lil bitch
babymarxist:this guy i used to be friends with as a kid friended me on facebook today and he’s just as cool as i remember
surprisebitch: this was so annoying honestly, how was courage so patient. when i was watching this as a kid, i just wanted to shove that macaroni and cheese right on her face. like hOW ABOUT COOK IT YOURSELFYOU FUCKIBFNFJFJ
jaydogon525:Just a few very adult jokes in kid shows
taco-bell-rey: I just put a Brooke Candy song over a kids bop video and I’m dying
broughttoyoubytheletterq: when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out
tangarang: a bunch of kids are playing out side my house and they have a really intense story going on and i just heard a 6 year old say, panting, in pretend agony “I should have killed you when i had the chance”
arcaninetails: breakfast for dinner is fun when you’re a kid but when you’re an adult it’s just like “yo i ate lunch at 5 PM today and linear time is functionally meaningless”
scundered:some kid just skateboarded down my street crying
rootbeersweetheart: “Having fat characters will make kids unhealthy.” So we’re just going to ignore how multiple case studies have shown that seeing nothing but thin characters can damage a child’s body image or is that not important enough?
discobloodbathboogiefever: This was my favorite commercial as a kid I’m pretty certain this is just Alice being a dad like no acting involved.
drankinwatahmelin: supersamurai91: bootyhoekage: six9oddess: bootyhoekage: bumbarbie: blackfairypresident: xaji: Why do people give blwojobs while they’re pregnant like your kid is gonna digest that disgusting im just sittin here trying to
buckywinchesters: were u ever that asshole kid who didnt wait for their friend to properly get off the slide first before u went down so u ended up just smacking into them…
It’s hard hearing that your kid has lost a little weight and needs to follow up with a weight check in a month. I feel like I’m failing her. Parenting is just hard in general and I feel so inadequate, especially when my friends say she’s
omg! i just saw JUST KIDDING FILMS on tv. ;OOO
spineinatwist: soundshavenoregrets: monokuroboowynn: i don’t get it? O.O this is just creepy! lmfao. to the person who dont get it. Kill yourself. lmfao! just kidding, The attendant saw a ghost on the plane.
I’m just sitting here oozing sexy. just kidding. I’m repulsive. But I love my booobs
hawaiiancuntrypineapple: Hey guys! I haven’t worked out in awhile so excuse the holiday flab, but I haven’t posted in awhile so I thought I’d tease you a little 😊😉😁 just kidding I just love covering it up, I’ll post one of my cock next
jirat: James And The Jirat Patradoons: The Animated Series Episode 01 The Kidnapping Of Rick Owens…just kidding, here is part of a series I did with Capita Snowboards called The Outsiders that just dropped @capitasupercorp (at JIRAT PARIS SHOWROOM)
Overslept. Oops. Feeling needy. I’m just in bed with a stuffie. I think living alone really makes this neediness worse. Not just for dove but in general. I’m a very touchy person but now I have to go days and longer without touch or contact.
sterek-shipper: spazzifyouwantto: thisstoryuntold: LOL brilliant he straight up just WALKED through that shit this is possibly the best play I have ever seen before in my life. best play ever. “hey guys, whats going o- JUST KIDDING, QUARTERBACK
songofages: This was ad-libbed by the voice actor, Craig Ferguson and they chose to keep it in because they loved it. Kids won’t get it but adults will be thinking “did he just imply what I think he implied?” And later the director confirmed it.
junesnowpaw:Just [f]ingering around~…nope, just kidding. It’s a trap ;o
funny-pages: Fall Sale // I’m not Always a B*tch Just Kidding // 15 oz Coffee Mug // Ceramic Mug // Quote Mug // coffee loverYoung generations love these funny quotes and jokes when they just need something to laugh at all when they are feeling down
dailychrisevans: Do you have any phobias? Stupid questions. No, sorry, I’m just kidding. Crowds, you know, talking in front of big crowds, which I guess is strange because I’m an actor, but when you’re giving a speech by yourself it’s just terrifying.
gotitforcheap: Me: damn Michael Jordan what kind of spread did you put on this toast? it’s delicious. Michael Jordan: space jam, haha just kidding, it’s regular jam, just having a little fun in the kitchen with friends.
brootal-emocore: bloodyoathmate: those people who insult you and then act like the victim when you say something about it “WOW OMG I WAS JUST KIDDING JESUS Y CANT U JUST TAKE A JOKE GOD GET OVER IT ITS NOT A BIG DEAL OMFG WOW I DID NOTHING WRONG”
gotitforcheap: Me: damn Michael Jordan what kind of spread did you put on this toast? it’s delicious.Michael Jordan: space jam, haha just kidding, it’s regular jam, just having a little fun in the kitchen with friends.
gayharshnoise: no offense but i just saw a fundraiser for a dog to get chemo that got in a week but i know homeless trans women struggling to get enough to eat and gay kids running away from abuse and sex workers trying to evade police brutality
iamdeknor: God damn you Batman…. Without you on this.. I would totally say that DC sucks… :P… Just kidding GL.. I love you too. Just not this version of you.
acountrygirlblr: forc3fullandinc3st: I just love when daddy picks me up from college. Its our speacial alone time, i get so horny i just start warming him up before we get to our spot, sucking his big cock as my pussy gets wetter and wetter. Where both
pubertaerephase: 200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am just kidding I don’t even have friends lol
settledownsailor: runawayydreams: Yes, I know I’ve been on a Bruno frenzy more than ever lately but I just can’t help it! I’m proud to be a fan of his ever since his first debut in Nothin’ On You. It’s just something about his voice that puts
A Bruno Mars Fan knows that he's just a singer from Nothin On You and he just do Collabs. But A HOOLIGAN knows that he sings WHOLE ORIGINAL SONGS AND the UNRELEASED ONES! EVEN THE SONGS THE SMEEZINGTONS produced to Other singers. TRUE?
thegrenadeguy: ilovethesmeezingtons: glitteryconverse: thatboywiththefedoraandraybans: girlwiththe-brokensmile: hahahaha JOE, YOU ARE NOT BRUNO MARS. STOP IT, MAN. :P don’t even try. this bitch tried it. Just stop like really just stop.
bruno-mars: Is it just me, or does anyone else find this real sexy? It’s not just you. Trust me.
Ladies, just because you meet someone that's a lesbian or bisexual, it does not mean they want to fuck you and are going to fall in love with you. Lesbians and bisexuals aren't whores who would fuck any female. And guys, calm down, just because he's a
horansext: all i want is for harry to pick me up in his range rover late at night and for us to drive around and talk and laugh and go to a 24 food place and just pig out and then maybe drive around some more and then go to the beach and just lay down
twistcontest: Ann Margret and Elvis Presley I just love this movie. I love the fashion . Ughhhh I just love everything about it
staystrong-siilvias: attractuve: awkwardjamie: lovemetoinfinity: just-fucking-stay: the way he looks at her……. i wish someone would look at me that way maybe they do, but like Hermione, you’re just not looking. that last comment
slutwhat: im literally just waiting for someone to tell me that this is all one big joke and that he’s not really dead, it just doesn’t feel real Rip Cory monteith
urinatings: if you ever get the chance please kiss me just fucking do it just go straight for the smooch and take it
funeralhome420: i hate that i literally cant tell if im ugly or not and i cant tell if im really fat or just like kinda fat i literally cant tell and sometimes ill be like “im just being dumb im pretty good looking” and then ill be like “wow im
babiandbossman:Just the tip. Just kidding, swallow that whole thing.
COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me Scientifically and psychologically speaking, long periods of physical contact or just closeness stimulate chemicals in the brain that promote trust. If you’ve ever slept while cuddling somebody you just
abcnewsofficial: do you ever just lie in bed and play with ya bootyass like not even in like a purely sexual way like…ya know just giving it a little boop…ya know tap tap mic check one two one two Omg I do this wait Broston do you do this?
sleezed: Idk yo. I just wanna eat you out then take you out for Ice cream just cause you’re my princess and I can