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soundsof71: “Christ, Yoko, I TOLD you not to touch George’s biscuits. We’re just going to have to keep hiding here until he’s gone.”
kernjosh: moe trying to decide if its worth it to go to another bar / my instagram: _kjosh
*Cue Xan’s ‘If you all are going to continue to listen to unwelcome, creepy voices in your head after everything that has already happened these past two years, then you all deserve the shitstorm coming your way’ look*
makochantachibanana: theblogofeternalstench: I didn’t want to go to an engagement party, so I was asked to babysit my sister’s ridiculous dog instead. you’ve made the right choice
cracked: We asked long-suffering Cracked writer Evan Symon to dive back into the fetid crevasse where stupid Internet lifehacks go to spawn and die, and return with six potential stinkers to test on his own body. What bad ideas did he dredge up? 6 Stupid
abwatt: thegreenwolf: falsedetective: falsedetective: my grandparents have to lock their car doors when they go to sunday mass because people have been breaking in to unlocked cars and leaving entire piles of zucchini i feel like i should’ve added
And I heard it was your idea to completely to take your wig off, take your make up off. It was. You know what, I was so adamant about it. I was so adamant about it. I said, “Listen, she can’t go to bed with a wig on. She cannot be in that bedroom
phantomflower:Did Hollywood forget that there is something called voice acting. That there’s a wide pool of people who even specialize in just voice acting. Like how many times are we going to let a famous celebrity just use their normal voice for a
imsobadatnicknames2:I want slower packages delivered by transportation workers who are paid more to work less and I’m not kidding
kyraneko:passivefan:unashamedmercury: fineillsignup:yourdadsghoulfriend:practical—bitchcraft: stiwfssr: This porno didn’t fuck around there’s… a lot to take in here… I was so flummoxed by this I had to learn more, so I took to Google,
cryptotheism:My goal in life is to be the person running the bookstore in the horror thriller where the protagonist has to go to track down a rune. I’ve got stupid hair and a vest or something. The protagonist shows me a rune drawn on a napkin and
rockxxoutxxright: fayedaniels: blackgirlsrpretty2: it’s not your job to entertain him by sending him nudes it’s not your job to satisfy him sexually because he’s horny you are not required to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable or that
shirefulscarves: allthewaytoneverland: dorothy-cotton: If you’re ever in britain, when you walk the dog it’s called “Dogging” So if you’re going to walk your dog be sure to ask all of your british friends if they’d like to come dogging
silversarcasm: if you had to drop out of a class you are not a failure if you had to take time off school you are not a failure if you had to leave school for good you are not a failure your worth is not determined by academia and this goes doubly
plantial: *Credit to Planyt for the great idea! //general// Save money on laundry Affordable posters for dorm rooms Cheap ways to decorate your dorm Save money on clothes My College Yardsale: Find essentials for cheap Free homework help Free ways to
protowilson:troy-artlog: How to Make Your Art Look Nice: ThumbnailingIt’s here! For those artists who spend loads of time trying to figure out why their art is not coming out the way they want it to be, making thumbnails (or making studies) is the
bocaprior: can we just talk about Ruby Rose for a secpeople are “going gay” for her because she looks hot af (altho u cant “turn” gay), and people stan her because shes hot afill tell u whata lot of yall have been saying “GIRLS ARE WAYYY
jazminbunninsfw: constant-continuum: drakewinzz: dolliecrave: Pass this on Tumblr This is actually pretty important very important information This needs to be seen more. Rape needs to flat out stop, but until then victims need to know there’s
artkat: BIG DUMB BABIES I don’t know. This has been sitting on my hard drive for a while so… here you go?? Enjoy the mush don’t mind me
stopneglectingyourhealth: masswisteria: writingfail: typette: yo can I drop some advice all you kids trying to get entry level jobs need to learn? I learned it the hard way and now I shall impart that to you. when you see this shit, that goes “you
allrivenkithandkin: peachylipskiss: how to look like u werent just crying in the bathroom hold a cold rag/tissue to your eyes and anywhere else that tends to get red or blotchy for two minutes regulate your breathing so your blood flow evens out fix
blind-diode: odinsblog: …I’ve been going thru this guy’s twitter for the last hour this is the shit
meowtownpolice: woopwoop. emoji meme go ahead use it all u want idc
do-as-youre-told: stimmyabby: Sometimes people use “respect” to mean “treating someone like a person” and sometimes they use “respect” to mean “treating someone like an authority” and sometimes people who are used to being treated like
mtt-brand-undertale: i get a ton of asks about my SAI brushes again, and these are kinda outdated (and incorrectly translated in some places, i believe?) so there you go tip: pixel eraser is just a pixel brush with opacity on 0
ofsherlock: i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck
cosmic-rumpus: here ya go brohemian rhapsody. broseidon. brotisserie chicken. bromosexual. i hope these tips arent too shitty my fellow bro @eggplant-texas-in-debt
fangirlingoverdemigods: allrivenkithandkin: peachylipskiss: how to look like u werent just crying in the bathroom hold a cold rag/tissue to your eyes and anywhere else that tends to get red or blotchy for two minutes regulate your breathing so your
sushinfood: fawnsmosh: tramampoline: delcat: arcanime: hey, if you’ve ever wanted to learn how to make a gif but doing it traditionally in photoshop is too hard, you should look at this. gifcam is an app designed to make making gifs easy. all you
theaveragestblog: PONYTA GET AWAY FROM THE GAS STATION YOU’RE GOING TO KILL US ALL
imperfectlyxo: If you are scrolling through Tumblr trying to distract yourself from something you don’t want to think about, or you’re looking for a sign. It is going to be okay. Just breathe. You are alive and you matter.
mightyflowerwitch: “Attention passengers, this is your captain speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some slight turbulance as we’ve just passed raquaza and that fucker is not escaping me this time”
deadmugen: isometriclove: eternal-nova: profeminist: Source Want more info? Here ya go: This Biology Teacher Disproved Transphobia With Science ALSO: Sex redefined “The idea of two sexes is simplistic. Biologists now think there is a wider
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