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batreaux: “Don’t get me wrong, I love my son, and both Mark and I were thrilled about his early cognitive development, but it can sometimes be overwhelming when our infant is screaming things like, “Soda! There must be soda! Soda for me, the boy!
get this and commemorative plates of you x rabbit blingee.gif. each frame being its own plate
Going to get my eyebrows threaded for the first time.
fucking fuck you ME3 fucking fuck argh so it just won’t load at all with any of the dlc installed, so i get rid of the dlc, and i sTILL CAN’T LOAD BECAUSE I NEED THE DLC TO PLAY THE PART I’M AT … … guess who has to start
Get this river flowing...
the-goddamazon: baddygirl-2: ladyshinga: Sometimes reddit gets it right. oooooh shit Ooooop
gay-lawyer: imagine an alien getting all their knowledge about earth from the internet, specifically weird fetish sites and places like deviantart, and thinking that’s perfectly normal earth culture and then coming to earth and being so disappointed
imaginensfw:Imagine your favorite character getting so horny after you beat two levels of the kraid game they cant keep their hands off you and you have to stop because they wanna fuck so bad and the kraid game’s incredible physics made them take off
The first item of food I want to consume when I get back to the States is
only a handful away from a follower milestonei kinda feel like a grandpa being like, where the hell did you kids come from - get off my lawn! but only not because I like that you’re on my lawn. but yeah i don’t know why you guys are following
This is the Valentine’s Day card my SO made for me. The message on the other side of the card says “No one’s judging you~"
get a load of that dog
prettyboyshyflizzy: kingjaffejoffer: parttimeheaux: trynpronounceit: formerfundie: the-one-true-nugget: saltrat88: Hero Can we just let him out on good behaivor? Cause that’s fucking outstanding. “I’ve been getting these emails saying that,
bace-jeleren:To some people you’re an NPC To other people, you’re the special, unlockable character that they worked and worked to finally get- and when they do they’re so happy because they got the game just so they could find you.
uncoolghoul:Do you ever get told you’re really attractive and start to think maybe you’re more attractive than you think but then you see a picture of yourself someone else took and you like oooh shit i’m worse than i thought
otpdisaster: Your OTP having the roughest smut with BDSM, hard biting, imaginative kinks, begging, bruises, and cursing that is loud enough that Person C gets so concerned, they eventually burst in. Upon doing so, they find that A and B have the cutest
Get this Girl Locked!!!! (Please read and share!)
voodoothur: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLETS GET READY TO MOSEEY~
feministbecky: peroquevaina: (I like that this has no gender pronouns, too.) I like that the person asking for sex isn’t pissed off.
badwolfrun:Midnight AU | The Doctor and Rose Tyler (based off of this post)Donna still decides to stay behind at the Leisure Palace, letting the Doctor and Rose go on a date to see the sapphire waterfalls, but is shocked to learn what happened when the
that1guykaiser: just-shower-thoughts: Your future self is watching you right now through memories. Don’t fucking start with me this morning
dodosite: Dogs Are Reuniting With Their Owners (Thanks To Science)This is going to change thousands of lives.
calmmanning: “So perhaps it just speaks to the heartiness of women, that put on your boots and put your hat on and get out, slog through the mess that is out there.” - Senator Lisa Murkowski (R - AK) On January 26, 2016, two days after a large
lyannaes: but what do i do with all this leftover love?how do i not worship the shipwreck that stranded me here
ambitiousfashionstudent: This was cute lol
amazighprincex: sherlockstark: meumie: 1nd2rd3st: icequeen1991: Iranian painter …(أيمن مالكي ) ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME IT LOOKS LIKE A PHOTO NO MATTER HOW CLOSE YOU GET his romanized name is Iman Maleki if you want to look into
taint3ed: She always gets got lmao
fiendfires: anonymous asked → draco/hermione “She feels time, heavy and cruel inside her chest, swelling up along her skin until she feels bruised by it. He was a horrible little boy, who became this man in front of her now. And while he stands
c0ffeekitten: strawberryspoons: Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I used escapist fantasies as a coping mechanism to get through years of trauma and therefore never learned how to plan for a real life future Alternatively: I
vizivoir:i love tumblr. what other social media site would run a campaign urging people to get the fuck off of their platform right the hell now
insomniac-arrest:Tumblr truly is the town square where peasants gather to celebrate when bad things happen to the nobilitythe Suez Canal gets blocked and loses billionaires thousands in trade money?the (British) queen’s evil boytoy finally dies at the
insomniac-arrest:drlinnerd: insomniac-arrest:Tumblr truly is the town square where peasants gather to celebrate when bad things happen to the nobilitythe Suez Canal gets blocked and loses billionaires thousands in trade money?the (British) queen’s
katseeli:my toxic trait is that i think for every 15 minutes of work i do i should get 45 minutes of fuck around time
yes-letsfuckbabe: tbh there is nothing hotter than knowing someone gets off thinking of you
Get Into My Head
i dont usually publicize my drama or anything really but she seriously needs to get knocked down a peg or 10 im kidn of furious. just a bit
get along, kid charlemagne
lorelei-etoile: Everyone’s getting married and I’m just sitting here playing pokemon
growley: if you’re ever mean to me i’ll seduce your dad and get him to marry me then i’ll be your fucking stepmom and i’ll disable the internet every night at seven pm don’t fucking try me
disimba: He even pulled his pants up so the bottoms wouldn’t get wet
jonesdavid813: cyanblur: cyanblur: what do you call this color gradient? black to the fuchsia oh my god
averagebare: one time i was walking across the courtyard and some kids were clustered around where the seagulls always are and then this kid fuckin GRABBED ONE OUT OF THE AIR and i was literally so fucking amazed but all his friends were like “tyrone
janine-adler: colorfuloddity: firemen: firemen: British people are just now becoming scene and it’s so funny I’m never getting over how Britain is consistently 5-10 years behind the US in fashion trends like remember 2007 shows featuring bell
me tryin’ to get my life together
Get ready for “Familiar,” the next episode of Steven Universe in the “Diamond Days” arc starting…Er, no, we still have 15 minutes to go…
Getting this stuff in my eyes as a kid is one of the reasons I have trust issues
GET THIS ONE FRIDAY CAUSE ITS GONNA BE A HAIRWHIPPER! LOL
kaitlyn-noelle: *Katniss spends three chapters searching for water* *finnick gets killed in one sentence*
crrocs: i wanna get hot and fit and healthy but like i dont wanna stop living off junk food and watching tv shows and sleeping until 4pm ya feel me
pandavalkyrie:You are good at something, stop lying to yourself. You’re good at breaking down comic book plots, cooking ramen perfectly, making your friends happy, knowing the time without looking at a clock, getting the perfect ending at RPG’s, or
a-kind-of-merry-war:every so often you get a little too close to self-recognition through the blorbo and you gotta put that thought in a locked box for inspection at a later date
nerdgasmz: jllunar: To the sweat drop down my balls~ TO ALL THESE BITCHES CRAWL To all skeet skeet motherfucker (MOTHERFUCKER!) all skeet skeet god damn (GOT DAMN) OH MY RA FOREVER BLESS THIS POST KLSHFAKLJSD
Never Get Away
