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garbage-empress: she who controls the frogs controls it all
garbage-empress: you have unlocked the microwave’s good ending.
garbage-empress:why did you tag this as #milf monday
garbage-empress: *walks by 7/11* blacksmith hammering a taquito: got some good pieces out here if you’re looking to buy, more inside!
garbage-farm: Beetlejuice (1988) directed by Tim Burton
garbage-empress: dream-demon-evbay: m–ood: Trap-jaw ants use their powerful mandibles to launch themselves into the air away from potential predators or intruders. This one was filmed at 3000 frames per second and then played back in slow motion.
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garbage-grrrl: I never really reblog sex gifs but this is beautiful. Its like they’re actually making love. Its beautiful and I wish my first time to be like this.
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garbage-binn: vulgarweed: slumberprince: if this 5000 year old tree isn’t too old to realize that its trans neither are you reblog if you support transgender Ents.
garbage-empress: blizzard concept artists: here are our ideas for female characters the weird dude everyone only knows as “blue skin guy”: oh god it would be so hot… *licks lips* if you made their skin blue. concept artists: we will sacrifice one
garbage-empress: portentsofwoe: gifsofprocesses: Pulling apart duct tape causes chemical bonds to break which indirectly gives rise to a faint blue glow in an effect called triboluminescence how i have not known this my whole life. why didnt anyone
garbage-empress: jacknabber: i-homeostasis: i-homeostasis: dude seeing these Mega high quality images of the surface of mars that we now have has me fucked up. Like. Mars is a place. mars is a real actual place where one could hypothetically stand.
garbage-empress:you have unlocked the microwave’s good ending.
garbage-empress: jenniferrpovey: forever-erica: bellamyyoung: atira-patrice: nya-kin: Fixed it what the fuck is english english Sean Connery is Scottish so he clearly isn’t “English English”. Pierce Brosnan is Irish so he clearly isn’t “English
garbage-empress: bigprettygothgf: copywriteddad: copywriteddad: best thing about the new cod game is someone will port this model to gmod ronald “stupid fucking dumbass bitch” reagan’s disgusting neck clitoris rendered in 4k HD 3d graphics
garbage-empress: merhabi-blog: bankuei: jhameia: mylifetherant: voidwerks: sapper-in-the-wire: justintaco: justintaco: justintaco: justintaco: justintaco: justintaco: Way ahead of you Ya ever just hear of an entire discourse you know
garbage-empress:dankmemeuniversity:In high school I used to “break” the computers in class by taking a screenshot of the desktop, setting the desktop background as the screenshot, deleting all the icons then hiding/locking the task bar.
garbage-empress:have yourself a fail little cringemas
garbage-empress:kabutoraiger:hell phone call this is how i handle people who are rude to me on tumblr
garbage-empress:80stimewarp: The Thing (1982) These guys look like they’re having fun! Haven’t seen the movie but I bet the “thing” the title is referring to is “learning to trust your friends in a harsh environment.”
garbage-empress:anomalous-heretic:solitair-e: anomalous-heretic: solitair-e: anomalous-heretic: why is there corn on the moon ah y'know how it gets on the moon moon bees moon bees that’s wheat
garbage-empress:balaclava-trismegistus:If I drove a bulldozer through an apple store and the cops just shoved me in a closet and pumped me full of DMT for 8 hours id literally just do it again the second they let me outThis is like the best admission
garbage-empress:juandbarbaran: Paul Laurenzi this image fucking got me so bad. i was slowly scrolling down my dash and saw the top of the picture like “oh look a normal post impressionist painting” then ENDLESS ANIME TITTY
garbage-empress:viejospellejos:OOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHEHHHMoooommmmm…..
garbage-empress:sacredstem:if you had the 2006 guinness book of world records do you remember this guy with the record for the most straws stuffed in a mouth? why is he dressed like he’s in the matrix? slay. is this the straw man you guys are always
garbage-empress:minecraft:sailor-arashi:minecraft:minecraft:the Dry Valleys in the Transantarctic Mountains are just like “fuck it, we don’t have to put anything here, it’s not part of the main map we’ll finish it later”.unfinished zone vibesIt
garbage-empress: obscoorereference: jasper-rolls: jasper-rolls: yo btw if you were wondering how the alt right is doing, the current conspiracy theory they’re rallying around is that soy sauce is why trans women exist adding clarification to this
garbage-empress: microsoft-zune: wet-monsoon: ishipmyotp: wet-monsoon: part of me believes that if you have a weird kink, it’s tolerable as long as it isn’t like… absolutely disgusting/harmful… but then again, i was just contacted by the
garbage-empress: radicalmycetismus: radicalmycetismus: My upstairs neighbor is just blasting Down Under by Men At Work rn the walls are vibrating! Now just silence. They apparently just wanted to blast this song and this song only can you really
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garbage-empress: trilllizard’s mom checking his room for him so he’ll go to sleep
garbage-empress: dinners-child: luprand: In nomi Patri, et Fili, et Formaggio Parmigiano-Reggiano. darkvioletcloud: italian baptism bisexuanal: *sprinkles a little parmesan cheese on you* Oh fuck you just summoned a demon why are you saying
garbage-empress:bogleech: pyropiano: biff-donderglutes: peashooter85: Italian currasier’s close helmet, circa 1620. from Hermann Historica :3 {: I love how fucking shitty this helmet’s expression is. Oh my god. Can you even imagine that face
garbage-empress:shiftythrifting: A Pepsi branded, Ricky Martin themed, Spanish/German dictionary. That’s one heck of a madlibs of an item.
garbage-empress:stepfordgoth:stepfordgoth:Also I was trying to buy Fresca for a drink recipe today and my local supermarket apparently no longer carries Fresca (it’s been literal years since I’ve been in the soda aisle, idk) so I settled for
garbage-empress:memesforages: Ban No Knock Warrants This isn’t about no knock warrants specifically, but I had an experience about 10 years ago where the police were kicking in my apartment door while searching for a suspect I had nothing to do with.
garbage-empress:hotvampireadjacent:avatar 2 looks amazing
garbage-empress:campyvillain:i should call him
garbage-empress:you want your city to be walkable and bikeable? what’s next? suckable? fuckable?
garbage-empress:transfaguette:monemin:transfaguette:hate that english makes you say things like “that that” and “do do”yeah. hate that that’s something i do do sometimesim screaming and crying and throwing upall because of
