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ehunk: r-efracted: hahrys: men moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses lets not forget when they whisper ugh fuck under their breath or when they write me a check for 贄,000
gothamswhore: New video! The gifs are super shit for some reason, this is taken with a Logitech C920 so it’s actually clear as fuck. Morning Glory5:42 - 2.99$ You can get my private blog and basic snapchat with purchases of 10$ or over You can get
pasteldollyy: minuszig: The weight I’ve gained basically just went to my chest. 🙊(please ignore my nails wow) Girl you look so good how the fuck do you do this
masterlovehurts: After a few months, most women adjusted to the Sexual Service Act pretty well. A lot of girls, like Katelin, chose to go without pants, skirts, underwear, or basically anything that would get in the way of a cock trying to fuck their
voidbat: turnabout: widdle: I’m at the pop up globe watching twelfth night and I kid u not the fool basically just went ‘anyway here’s wonderwall’ and is actually fucking playing it with all the audience singing along???? And all i can think
cloudfreed: unrussledjimmys: thegaybean: tastefullyoffensive: (via teejus) in case y'all wanna follow these playlists Heady bros white dudes who look like they like rap basic 20-30s 30+ quiet ppl POC fucking hipsters WM early 20s early 20s
2edge4u: animatedamerican: starlightomatic: “mood” is basically the equivalent of “amen” and now I am picturing an entire congregation solemnly intoning “big mood” “May the Lord be with you.” “Bitch you too the fuck!”
ian-haywire:squaliformes:squaliformes:basically all “worm on a string” comparisons to actual animals pale in comparison to the fucking pipehorse like. c’mon. there’s literally no other living animal that comes even close to resembling this
severalowls: I think I can basically pinpoint the time I (probably permanently) fucked my hearing to the night I was playing a long, serious 1980s-Cold War themed mission of Arma 2 as squad machinegunner (Which in those days had Huge, Ridiculous Guns
apricockjam: visiters: that “thirsty” dude hitting you up and checking up on you all the time is probably the dude that actually cares about you. Oh shut the fuck up girls have no obligation to date guys just because they show basic kindness towards
femalelivestock: Sex Slaves: Human Pets 2 Once the basics have been learned, pets are handed off to a female dominant. There they are trained to handle the rough fucking and abuse they may have to take from their owner without the risk of unwanted
shercocklocked: IM LGUHAING SO HARD I JUST REALIZED WHEN BELLE WAS SINGING SHE WAS LIKE ‘NEWWW AND A BIT ALARMING’ BECAUSE SHES BASICALLY LIKE ‘OH MY FUCKING GOD I MIGHT BE INTO BESTIALITY?’
larabarakara: I was studying in my room, turned around to grab something and saw this. So, basically, this is not my cat. But she’s all like chillin’ in my bed like she pays rent or smth. How the fuck did she even got into the freaking house.
dangerouscumdispensary: Because Its You Shorty by Methonium Fuck this hits close to home.. was basically my first relationship in highschool. then i had growth spurt last two years so grew to be almost as tall.
jagkbassambarakat: THE FUCKING NEOPETS TEAM BASICALLY MADE SAM AND DEAN INTO NEOPETS I CANT BREATHE
holy fucking balls people tag your spoilers I mean, I couldn’t give less of a shit because they’re not exactly huge plot twists, but some people do damn, folks. (and no, I don’t mean basic plot spoilers, the game’s been out for
thestarkidshavethephonebox: less-amazingphil: remembermehiddles: kalelle: photoptarmosis: You can basically just assume, without even knowing what this thing is, that it is from Australia. Fuck that shit this thing is a pokemon Look at it’s skinny
snowysauropteryx: sean3116: thestarkidshavethephonebox: less-amazingphil: remembermehiddles: kalelle: photoptarmosis: You can basically just assume, without even knowing what this thing is, that it is from Australia. Fuck that shit this thing
cupsnake: You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs but then suddenly ZOOP fucking green herrons
whitest-white-girl: davejadetier: BEE SEX IS REALLY FUNNY OKAY HEAR ME OUT BASICALLY THE MALE BEE GOES TO THE QUEEN AND INSERTS ITS PENIS INTO THE QUEEN BEE AND THEN THEY EJACULATE AT SUCH A HIGH SPEED THAT THEIR GENITALS FUCKING EXPLODE AND ARE LEFT
iceomseonixt: bananaschnapple: A hydra is a snake right? So basically Nick fury is trying to get hydra off the helicarrier right? Does that mean he’s trying to get those motherfucking snakes off his motherfucking plane? #I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE
nickey79: sean3116: when the fuck does Sleepy Hollow come back September 22 Way too long basically
apparentlysexy-rexy: sean3116: nickey79: sean3116: when the fuck does Sleepy Hollow come back September 22 Way too long basically I forgot about the show for a second and was really confused like I’m pretty sure Sleepy Hollow, NY isn’t going
gamercrunch: Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.
cheesyturtle: OKAY I WAS BATTLING AND MANAGED TO LEVEL UP MY TROPIUS AND THE MINUTE HE LEARNED LEAF TORNADO I LITERALLY BLEW MY SHIT THE FIRST TIME I SAW IT IT IS BASICALLY HIM SPINNING OKAY THERE IS SOMETHING FUCKING HILARIOUS ABOUT A GIANT BANANA TREE
spicy-vagina-tacos: youre-so-basic-it-hurts: spicy-vagina-tacos: thousands of followers but still stuck with 10 note selfies the fuck you gotta be kidding me
MY INBOX IS NOW ACCEPTING : weird questions. lyrics anonymous questions. pick up lines. confessions. would you ever.. have you ever.. would you rather.. rants favorite bands. basically anything, get to it PLEASE so pretty much put whatever the fuck
leonarajourney: “I’m an eternal flame, baby!”I wanna see Ruby, like, SERIOUSLY angry, like, someone hurts Sapph and they’re basically fucked ‘cause Ruby is gonna burn their asses until they die.yas
cereology: “So basically, we’re all fucked”
tramampoline: This dude who is the president of the Pokemon League in the anime is my favourite fucking dude because he’s basically the president of the god damn world and he has a giant beard and wears a backwards snapback.
sedirktive:dear tumblr staff,stop trying to turn the desktop layout of tumblr into a mobile layout. the user interfaces are completely different and you’re fucking making this harder for anyone who’s using a computer. sincerely,basically everyone
quartergamer: So here’s a picture of Sandra with her hand on her dick and a, thinking look? on her face, it basically means, I don’t fucking know what to do, so if anyone of my lovely followers would like to suggest something, that’d be pretty
squarepeg3d: “SUN’S GETTING REAL LOW…REAL LOW. FUCK! PLEASE, NO! YOU’LL RIP ME IN HALF!”“Nah, not in half…maybe a ruptured organ or two. Don’t worry you’re basically just Jell-O on the inside, right?”———-Black Widow is used
castiel-is-wonderful: sionainnlindsay: castiel-is-wonderful: WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S LIKE BELONGING TO MR OMG Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means
rockholmes: i hate most disney channel shows because they’re the same basic premise with different characters and also who the fuck does costume design no one actually dresses in three shirts with a vest and a plaid skirt over jeggings over jeans
i-am-the-pizza-man: thestoryso-near: pepperwood-just-kiss-me: gerard-you-little-shit: What the fuck Gru how do you notice this like they are all basically indentical That’s because he truly loves them and knows them i love when that other one
gemiblu: alyssaties: gigyas: DO YOU SEE THIS? DO YOU SEE THIS FUCKING JAR? THIS SHIT IS CALLED COOKIE BUTTER. THEY SELL IT AT TRADER JOE’S AND IT’S BASICALLY EXACTLY WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE: SPREADABLE GODDAMN COOKIES. THIS SHIT HAS THE TEXTURE AND
less-amazingphil: remembermehiddles: kalelle: photoptarmosis: You can basically just assume, without even knowing what this thing is, that it is from Australia. Fuck that shit this thing is a pokemon Look at it’s skinny little legs! what the
shaunakly: youflirtedwithsherlockholmes: I don’t watch Supernatural and what The fuck. Is going on. Oh just your basic demon possession
ohneooo: beast-of-joy: “The concept is simple. Take a blank sheet with nothing but the basic outline of a pinup girl and illustrate a unique scene around her.” This is fucking amazing.
dannythequeerghost: i-am-the-pizza-man: thestoryso-near: pepperwood-just-kiss-me: gerard-you-little-shit: What the fuck Gru how do you notice this like they are all basically indentical That’s because he truly loves them and knows them i love
the-cheeseburger-has-spoken: thisheart0fmine: kateoplis: School lunches worldwide Lmao USA is the basic bitch 😂 That USA lunch is a lie. We don’t get that much. And if we do it’s like fucking three dollars extra.
touched-by-castiel: just-shower-thoughts: Asking for someone’s name is weird… Basically: “What noise should I make to get your attention?” Don’t fuck me up like this, fam. Not today.
rosefire: gaywitch-practisingabortion: situationalstudent: purplespacecats: professorbutterscotch: kiskolee: THIS. I have never thought about it in this context that’s actually really, really creepy. I… fuck. Yeah, basically. I once pointed
baronessvondengler: rosefire: gaywitch-practisingabortion: situationalstudent: purplespacecats: professorbutterscotch: kiskolee: THIS. I have never thought about it in this context that’s actually really, really creepy. I… fuck. Yeah, basically.
w-for-wumbo: niggas-: playerprophet: ohneooo: beast-of-joy: “The concept is simple. Take a blank sheet with nothing but the basic outline of a pinup girl and illustrate a unique scene around her.” holy FUCK. I’ll probably always reblog
a very sweet, very attractive visiting dude came over at 1:30 am last night to hang out, we had the most amazing chemistry but at a certain point he said he usually didn’t get into “butt stuff” and so even though he was humping me, basically fucking
hentaiflower: In Highschool I was kicked out of my house, ended up just staying with friends, and turned into a huge slut. Everyday was basically getting high, getting drunk, sucking cock, playing games, watching cartoons, and fucking everyone that hung
pemwin: ladybowtheboo: asobita-i: Reblog for the last one it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created
kelpforestdwellers:inthewayoutthere:robotslenderman:onemillionwordsofcrap:inthewayoutthere:adhd is so embarrassing ur basically like “I have to have fun right the fuck now or I’m throwing myself off the roof” 90% of the time and you also have very
melioristic-soul: codeblackascension: uglyassprettyboy: artisticdemise: When you tell your boyfriend you’re not gonna get him a light saber for Christmas the end lmfao Wholesome Get you a man this extra! This fucking pure! Basically date me
masterjoao: Lazy and unshowered… and basically being a poser just to fuck up your mind 😈 Come worship me
iillyria: You Can Either Die as a Hero Or Watch Yourself Become the VillainOr Basically You Can Stay as the Villain the Whole Fucking Time
achselhaare: scorpioscowl: “it’s basic hygiene!!!!” how about “it’s winter and I don’t give a fuck” www.dont-shave.com
scorpioscowl: “it’s basic hygiene!!!!” how about “it’s winter and I don’t give a fuck”
did-you-kno: Submitted by kingofart Except it’s not actually for children, and more for the parents who’ve basically had to deal with the children who wouldn’t “go the fuck to sleep” lol adults bed time story.
