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sidnugget: when i die i want to be wrapped up like a mummy but instead of gauze i want to be wrapped in fruit roll ups
wenevergooutofstayle: xaltox:causewhenyoureswifteen:when you wanna kill a spider but instead of dying it falls on the floor is that taylor swift No it’s becky
commongayboy: commongayboy: Disgusting trash who stabbed 6 at Jerusalem Pride today is the same man who stabbed 3 at 2005 Pride. He was released 3 weeks ago instead of being left to rot in jail until he died. This is why we celebrate Pride. Because
thetallblacknerd: moonblossom: kinpunshou: so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off but instead i found this dumbfuck Oh my god its little flailing legs. I’m dying.
live for something instead of dying for nothing
yindy: 01000110010101010100001101001011: thisismycoolgayroommate: killerstellar: fitnessgifs4u: 50 best bodyweight exercises ew I would die if I tried any of these If only I had the motivation to do this. I think I might do this instead of using
moonblossom: kinpunshou: so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off but instead i found this dumbfuck Oh my god its little flailing legs. I’m dying.
jefferythespacewalrus: Might I just point out that Mercutio got stabbed in the gut and, instead of seeking medical help, stood up and made a pun about it then died.
lilyfanciesprongs: staringdownhippogriffs: sirius i never understood why you act so guilty like why couldn’t you say “nah im just here to kill the rat” instead of “only one will die tonight” I think people just haven’t completely grasped
pussylipgloss: thinking about getting kissed on the neck instead of paying attention while walking across the street is gonna be the way I die
wenevergooutofstayle: xaltox:causewhenyoureswifteen:when you wanna kill a spider but instead of dying it falls on the floor is that taylor swift No it’s becky No it’s Lilly
little-king-junkmouth: siderealsandman: ravehclaw: jonstarks: are you ready to suffer? wow i can’t believe kylo is gonna die in ep viii Star Wars Episode Eight: Mom is Fucking Pissed I hope instead of a blaster or lightsaber she just brings
cowboybeboop: that time in harry potter when the sorting hat died so instead all the new students had to take “which hogwarts house are you in?” on quizilla
sodamnrelatable: This one time in 6th grade these three girls would bully me and call me a faggot so instead of just taking it I put cigarettes in all of their purses and went to the counselor fake crying saying I was “worried about my friends dying
itsvondell: if i die tonight it’s because i ate 3 calcium supplement gummies instead of the recommended 2 and my bones got too strong and wild and left my weak body to find a better one
ignitionremix: omg if you really want to feed your your cats and dogs a vegan diet try getting a neopet instead they’ll never die no matter how stupid you are
rdjay: lovelytonys: I would say “I’d die for Tony Stark” but if I did that he would carry the guilt like a two ton weight so instead I’m deciding to live for Tony Stark. I think he’d like it better that way.
fuckgenderfuckeveryone: So apparently Amy died from WITHDRAWAL of alcohol. She tried to go cold turkey instead of gradually coming off. Since she was so thin from her habit, her body couldn’t handle the seizure that apparently caused her death. Good
peachyxangel: I accidentally just posted these to my personal blog instead of this one and I almost died
highasskitten: aisselectric:bitchimightbey:rainbow-femme:This is what Channing Tatum needs to be doing instead of romance flicks The sound effect gets me every fucking tim I’m ugly laughing I’m dying 😂😂
exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear: ariadnesbishop:chrisxscarlett:BRB DYING OF CUTENESSthe weight of chris and scarlett still doesn’t equal to thor look at their feet actually sliding lmao hemsworth is strong af also look at evans holding onto her belt instead
walk-like-an-egyptian: I want to jump off a cliff, but instead of dying, I want to land in an alternate universe where everything works out the way I want it.
stylishirish: the worst thing about taking naps is you expect to wake up afterwards feeling well-rested but instead you feel like you died and you forget who you are
karen-kant-spel: biebergasmic: yo lets stop the drama instead lets laugh at this picture of phineas looking straight forward omg I’m dying
run-x-gun:“The earth doesn’t die like that, doesn’t go out in a bang.Instead, she falls apart.”iliaccrests
glenohum:I was gonna have this finished for xmas - instead I just got the flu and died for a whole week.
glenohum: I was gonna have this finished for xmas - instead I just got the flu and died for a whole week.
xweetox: If you refuse to raise a male child in the future, you are the problem. If you say “die cis scum” instead of making an effort for actual equality, you are the problem. If you refuse to listen to a doctor, someone who has years of medical
inkskinned: It’s not that I want to kill myself but the bathtub is an easy place to fall asleep in. I take showers instead and don’t think about drowning. It would be weird to die naked anyway. I don’t count the days and hours and minutes like
balticbeauty69: balticbeauty69: I’m sat at my desk and I should really be working, but instead, I’m looking out of the window thinking.You know, you get born and come with nothing, when you die, you can take nothing with you. So, it’s all about
europaisblacked: Whitegirls are fucking blacks. You can either cry into a tissue or cum in it. For a while I cried that my race is dying, but since there’s no hope, I decided to cum to white extinction instead. There’s a cum-filled tissue in my
emilysfoodporn: After a walk in my neighborhood I was dying for a fresh slice of pizza, but instead of giving in I went home and made Pepper Pizza Bites! All the taste of a supreme pizza without the carbs/calories. —- 1. Preheat oven to 350. 2. On
xycuro-illuminati: AU where instead of Danny saying “I’m going ghost!” and putting his arms up, he goes “Guess I’ll die” and shrugs like this one pic.
the-asexual-reaper: wpsstories: writing-prompt-s: after dying god informs you that hell is a myth, and “everyone sins, its ok”. instead the dead are sorted into six “houses of heaven” based on the sins they chose. We arrived first at the House
countesspetofi:themacabrenbold:~ Moritz von Schwind (1804–1871), Die Katzensymphonie (The #Cat Symphony), 1868 (Pencil, pen and brush on paper)The drawing is a violin melody, on which cats are presented instead of notes. The composition can be interpreted
sublou: the-internet-addict: thedoctorandgallifrey: barrett-the-babe: charile: i hope you hit post limit I hope your gravestone is in comic sans I hope instead of going to hell you go to 4Chan I hope half of your otp dies you just went a bit
wenevergooutofstayle:xaltox:causewhenyoureswifteen:when you wanna kill a spider but instead of dying it falls on the floor is that taylor swift No it’s becky
just-shower-thoughts: In 40 years when the planet is dying, they’ll unearth pictures of us on social media throwing a soda can in the trash instead of the recycling, and it’ll ruin our careers.
This sticky disgusting warmth is killing me. Except I won’t die because that would be to good instead I’ll just welcome the sleep deprivation.. tomorrow is going to be such a fun and fulfilling day
commongayboy:commongayboy: Disgusting trash who stabbed 6 at Jerusalem Pride today is the same man who stabbed 3 at 2005 Pride. He was released 3 weeks ago instead of being left to rot in jail until he died. This is why we celebrate Pride. Because for
elvendcrk: elvendcrk: when snape realizes he’s dying he doesn’t care, in fact he’s happy because he knows in just a moment he’ll see lily again but to his great dismay he’s greeted instead by none other than james potter who promptly envelopes
The Rhinoface Symphony
lizardsister:lizardsister:in the last episode of breaking bad as walt is dying in the neo nazi lab he should’ve looked over and seen force ghosts of gus & mike only instead of like smiling reassuringly or something they’re holding spectral
ponetasmagoria replied to your post: ponetasmagoria replied to… i’m as dead as lemontwist w o w you went there now instead of porn you’re gonna get a huge sad pic about her dying
Sketched a thing, since Ink-Eyes came up. Random inspiration! Real messy! It was fun. . I like to imagine that at some point during or right after the Kami War, Ink-Eyes was nearly killed, but instead of dying in the swamps of Kamigawa her planeswalker
senmurv: netflixz: when you try to do minimal damage to a pokemon to capture it, but instead kill it Omg dying
moansharry: eternalpurgatoryofdestiel: kissing-my-fruit-punch-lips: what if instead of us dying on the 21st of December God just tells us it was all a social experiment too soon
