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wenevergooutofstayle:xaltox:causewhenyoureswifteen:when you wanna kill a spider but instead of dying it falls on the floor is that taylor swift No it’s becky
moonblossom: kinpunshou: so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off but instead i found this dumbfuck Oh my god its little flailing legs. I’m dying.
youknownothingmomsnow: jefferythespacewalrus: Might I just point out that Mercutio got stabbed in the gut and, instead of seeking medical help, stood up and made a pun about it then died. Exactly how I would go out.
pearwaldorf: Our culture has celebrities in place of myths, and we have grief twitter instead of byzantine lore about the journey to the underworld and the proper ways of burial. When celebrities die and we mourn them in a massively public way, this
i know i’ve eaten a bunch today, too much. too much sugar. but i don’t really care. i’m not going to die in my sleep tonight. and i’ll start better tomorrow. some days you just don’t give a fuck and instead you love cookie
01000110010101010100001101001011: thisismycoolgayroommate: killerstellar: fitnessgifs4u: 50 best bodyweight exercises ew I would die if I tried any of these If only I had the motivation to do this. I think I might do this instead of using weights.
cracked: So Spider-Man is transformed into an actual giant spider – that is pregnant with spider babies – then dies and gives birth to a fully grown human Peter Parker instead, because…shut up. #CrackedClassic 5 Absurd Ways Comic Books
the-asexual-reaper: wpsstories: writing-prompt-s: after dying god informs you that hell is a myth, and “everyone sins, its ok”. instead the dead are sorted into six “houses of heaven” based on the sins they chose. We arrived first at the House
the-goddamazon: moonblossom: kinpunshou: so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off but instead i found this dumbfuck Oh my god its little flailing legs. I’m dying. LMFAOOOO
paigemeetsreality: opt-for-a-horizon: beneficial-herbs: eins-zwei-die: autumnbones: this photograph intrigues me so much! why isn’t this the most famous photo from 9/11 instead of the falling man? isn’t 2 people holding hands after jumping more
bsfnr: “You promised you’d pretend to love me until I died, and instead you’re pretending I’m dead.” — Jonathan Safran Foer, ‘Everything is illuminated’
macross-82: “I want it to die violently instead of fading out sentimentally—”Tender Is The Night, F. S. Fitzgerald
pinkdementors:if harry potter had been written by a man ginny would have died in book 2 and her death would have been used as Inspiration for harry to kill voldemort but instead ginny survives and drags herself up out of the chamber crying and spends
chrysharper: cookies-in-the-tardis: obviously-bored: haslosthermind: I wonder how different Supernatural would be if John died on the ceiling instead of Mary. that actually sounds like a great au. I just thought of John in Mary’s nightgown two
buckychrist:ned leeds telling his teacher that he was watching porn on the school computers instead of revealing that he was helping peter parker aka spiderman is the most ride or die shit and isn’t talked about nearly enough. ned’s loyalty to peter
thatsubiegirl: friendshipismeth: neutralangel: birdy-newyear: i wanna die I have never wanted to punch a child harder in my life. Screams internally but externally instead HAHAHAHAHA FUCK
the-internet-addict: thedoctorandgallifrey: barrett-the-babe: charile: i hope you hit post limit I hope your gravestone is in comic sans I hope instead of going to hell you go to 4Chan I hope half of your otp dies
literallybyronic: childishflamingo: my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind
senmurv: netflixz: when you try to do minimal damage to a pokemon to capture it, but instead kill it Omg dying
creativegreenbeans: Head canon where Frisk dies at the end of the Pacifist run, but because they are magical and have save powers, they turn into a monster/skeleton instead!
xycuro-illuminati: AU where instead of Danny saying “I’m going ghost!” and putting his arms up, he goes “Guess I’ll die” and shrugs like this one pic.
atomictiki: animedads: urgent message to Donkey Kong: just eat the bananas instead of putting them in a cave you enormous bitch idiot If there are 35 million banans and Donkey Kong eats them all he will die from radiation exposure (3500 mSv or 350 rem)
micoo-and-gavvy:shoutout to anyone else wanting to die but staying alive for other people so you’re just sleeping a lot instead as a desperate attempt at compromise
an-apocalypse-of-magpies: monody-monody: haloinfinite-archive: help I’m dying When you don’t want to code predictive aiming so you just make the projectile homing instead. The story of this is fascinating and hilarious. So this is, obviously,
joeal-kaysani:margaret thatcher and prince phillip dying one day apart is the only good and selfless thing they ever did because now we can celebrate for two straight days instead of having to throw separate parties
mad-maddie: I still can’t believe the “Olympic” version of Pharah is her exactly the same in power armor but with a basketball like I’m dying What if they actually add that as a skin, it’s the same as her regular skin but instead of rockets
jefferythespacewalrus: Might I just point out that Mercutio got stabbed in the gut and, instead of seeking medical help, stood up and made a pun about it then died.
horriblewarlock:northern-punk-lad:horriblewarlock:Imagine if like we’re all expecting the Queen to die of old age but instead she gets blown up by a rocket launcherThat’s oddly specific Dont worry about it
hoping-on-bas13: I’m laughing so hard by how dumb this is…wow,this is seriously what Hijack Jurassic world!AU is about xD I’ve been dying to draw this, but ended up procrastinating HAHA, so have a doodle instead, I’m just gonna draw the decent
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quirkilicious: Heroes never die! by Quirkilicious Uploading this tonight instead of the morning cause I’m gone all day tomorrow, kinda rushed this one but idgaf!
little-king-junkmouth: siderealsandman: ravehclaw: jonstarks: are you ready to suffer? wow i can’t believe kylo is gonna die in ep viii Star Wars Episode Eight: Mom is Fucking Pissed I hope instead of a blaster or lightsaber she just brings
meathiel: If you don’t like something just ignore it or block the person, but asking them to die is really childish and rude. I don’t get why people won’t avoid things they don’t like instead of insulting the artist, I can’t really understand
c2oh: who’s gonna love me as much as the hunters who decided I was too pathetic to die so they take me on carnival rides instead.
mauxlikebox: an attempt at inktober where i just sketch with a pen instead of a pencil. no guidelines we die like dumbasses.
pussylipgloss: thinking about getting kissed on the neck instead of paying attention while walking across the street is gonna be the way I die
twink-luke: i know hating men is considered “radical” and “progressive” right now, but if y’all could stop derailing positivity posts for mlm saying and “men should die, date a girl instead” or positivity posts for trans men and saying “men
I dunno what’s different now than all the other suicidal thoughts I get but like damn my brain is telling me to actualy do it and remind me how possible it is for me to kill myself instead of just “I wanna die”what even why ugh I hate myself so
The worst thing about taking naps is you expect to wake up afterwards feeling well-rested but instead you feel like you died and you forget who you are
wenevergooutofstayle: xaltox: causewhenyoureswifteen: when you wanna kill a spider but instead of dying it falls on the floor is that taylor swift No it’s becky
itsvondell: if i die tonight it’s because i ate 3 calcium supplement gummies instead of the recommended 2 and my bones got too strong and wild and left my weak body to find a better one
exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear: ariadnesbishop:chrisxscarlett:BRB DYING OF CUTENESSthe weight of chris and scarlett still doesn’t equal to thor look at their feet actually sliding lmao hemsworth is strong af also look at evans holding onto her belt instead
did-you-kno: Just after her husband of 67 years died, Norma was diagnosed with cancer. Instead of getting treatment, she told her doctor, ‘I’m 90 years old, I’m hitting the road,’ and took an indefinite road trip across the US with her
socalledunitedstates: If every working-class person in the world decided this afternoon to install solar panels on their roofs and started biking instead of driving, the ice caps would still melt and the human race would still die off. It simply isn’t
akiozoro: Much as I’m in a funk about people dying, I think it’s important to note something here: Eren believed in his team instead of himself, and they failed. This is such a break from stereotypical shonen junk that it’s worth mentioning. Nakama
shinjeezy: seriously one of the best parts of shingeki no kyojin is when levi’s comrade dies and he’s like “was I useful?“ and you think levi’s gonna be all heartless like “nah lol” but instead he grabs his hand and is like “YOU
garrettauthor: wpsstories: writing-prompt-s: after dying god informs you that hell is a myth, and “everyone sins, its ok”. instead the dead are sorted into six “houses of heaven” based on the sins they chose. We arrived first at the House of
onepiececonfessionslove: I want Oda to eat the Yomi Yomi no mi instead. So when he died, he’d come back to life and continue One Piece! OMFG, this *-*
anamorphosis-and-isolate: ― Fight Club (1999)“When people think you’re dying, they really listen to you instead of…waiting for their turn to speak.”
luvlettr: how about instead of sending millions of soldiers to die we get the leaders of each nation that got beef to fight in the ring like i’d pay for obama to fight it out with putin
montypla: childishflamingo: my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind of awkwardly
beingbubbles11: aazure: This Marine found four baby rabbits stranded with a lifeless mother. Instead of leaving them to die, he took them in. He has been taking care of them until the rabbits can be released back into the wild. This picture shows the
the-sharpie-klepto: childishflamingo: my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind
blowjobbysammy: xweetox: If you refuse to raise a male child in the future, you are the problem. If you say “die cis scum” instead of making an effort for actual equality, you are the problem. If you refuse to listen to a doctor, someone who has
my fan decided to be a douche bag and instead of blowing out it blew ashes at my face and onto my bed. i COULD HAVE DIED. and now i have a hole in my shirt. bleh.
stylishirish: the worst thing about taking naps is you expect to wake up afterwards feeling well-rested but instead you feel like you died and you forget who you are