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elvendcrk: elvendcrk: when snape realizes he’s dying he doesn’t care, in fact he’s happy because he knows in just a moment he’ll see lily again but to his great dismay he’s greeted instead by none other than james potter who promptly envelopes
lovelytonys: I would say “I’d die for Tony Stark” but if I did that he would carry the guilt like a two ton weight so instead I’m deciding to live for Tony Stark. I think he’d like it better that way.
tinyconfusion: badwolfxoncomingstorm: Imagine, Rose reaches the end of her life in the other universe (Tentoo having already passed on), but instead of dying she sort of regenerates ala Bad Wolf and finds her way back to the other universe. There, she
tinyconfusion: nicollekidman: things the tenth doctor said instead of i love you (feel free to add because there are that many) I don’t age. I regenerate. But humans decay; you wither and you die. Imagine watching that happen to someone that you–
perfectlynormalhumanbeing: larkstonguesinaspicpart1:you bitches better hope that twitter doesn’t actually die because that means that i’m going to be taking all of my excess random thoughts and putting them here instead of on my nice quiet locked
jefferythespacewalrus: Might I just point out that Mercutio got stabbed in the gut and, instead of seeking medical help, stood up and made a pun about it then died.
subject13fringe: dunhamsanddreamscapes: FRINGE —— 9 Major Casualties x I really should add Walter but in my mind he didn’t actually die and instead he and Michael are kicking some ass in the future
senmurv: netflixz: when you try to do minimal damage to a pokemon to capture it, but instead kill it Omg dying
flamingmace: thewightknight: Just what your pool needs - a coffin float! When I die I want to have a Viking funeral but instead of a boat y'all have to float me down the river in this
lilyfanciesprongs: staringdownhippogriffs: sirius i never understood why you act so guilty like why couldn’t you say “nah im just here to kill the rat” instead of “only one will die tonight” I think people just haven’t completely grasped
fromtishawithlove: My heart is completely broken after hearing about this poor child. My heart aches for his mother, his family, his loved ones. This shit has to stop. Instead of reposting that poor boy being brutally attacked and dying on the street,
zzazu: thedailywhat: Cat Video of the Day: All out of beer, but can I interest you in a cat instead? Thought so. [b3ta.] THE ENDING LKEJHFLKESUHFLEHFL OH GOD I’M DYING
sidnugget: when i die i want to be wrapped up like a mummy but instead of gauze i want to be wrapped in fruit roll ups
c0caino: xeverdeen: I ACCIDENTALLY PUT STEAK SAUCE ON MY WAFFLES INSTEAD OF SYRUP I WANT TO DIE
youknownothingmomsnow: jefferythespacewalrus: Might I just point out that Mercutio got stabbed in the gut and, instead of seeking medical help, stood up and made a pun about it then died. Exactly how I would go out.
littlelebowski: aazure: This Marine found four baby rabbits stranded with a lifeless mother. Instead of leaving them to die, he took them in. He has been taking care of them until the rabbits can be released back into the wild. This picture shows the
disneydamselestelle:unrepentantwarriorpriest:Kurdish Warrior WomenFearlessly fighting the evils of ISIS at every turn. Made especially fierce by the knowledge of what ISIS will do to them if they are captured. And made an especially effective due to the
burpingstars: i think aomine probably has that mom that would still send u to school if u were dying so hope u dont mind little class ditching aomine instead!ft. baby boyfriend punch!!!!!
loveandasandwich: Photoset of just some of the hand-drawn business cards I’ve made to put in my packages. I ran out of business cards one day and drew some instead, and loved it so much I didn’t stop.I won’t let my urge to doodle die, and these
farfromthetrees: mothernaturenetwork: Scientist creates lifelike cells out of metalResearcher says he has created living cells made of metal instead of carbon — and they may be evolving. this is how we all die There are worse ways to go
thatsubiegirl: friendshipismeth: neutralangel: birdy-newyear: i wanna die I have never wanted to punch a child harder in my life. Screams internally but externally instead HAHAHAHAHA FUCK
cerastes: writing-prompt-s: You sell your soul to God. Instead of having bliss in life and then damnation, you life a life of utter misery and then go to Heaven when you die. That’s just regular Catholicism.
did-you-kno: Chris Farley was the original voice of Shrek. He’d recorded nearly 90% of his lines before he died, but instead of having an impersonator record the remaining lines, they hired Mike Myers and completely re-wrote the film. You can
maxiesatanofficial: bobavader: Can u LITERALLY imagine dying and having ur body donated and instead of being used for research or organ donation some tumblr yahoo with a url like “cummy-kitten” buys your skeleton and takes selfies with it and unknowlingly
itsvondell: if i die tonight it’s because i ate 3 calcium supplement gummies instead of the recommended 2 and my bones got too strong and wild and left my weak body to find a better one
swampmermaids: IT’S SUCH A GOOD FEELING WHEN UR OTP IS MAKING OUT INSTEAD OF DYING
mofspades: AU where instead of singing the Jellyfish Song, Clear dies singing “mm whatcha say”
i just played with the nicest genji in my entire life??
an-apocalypse-of-magpies: monody-monody: haloinfinite-archive: help I’m dying When you don’t want to code predictive aiming so you just make the projectile homing instead. The story of this is fascinating and hilarious. So this is, obviously,
little-king-junkmouth: siderealsandman: ravehclaw: jonstarks: are you ready to suffer? wow i can’t believe kylo is gonna die in ep viii Star Wars Episode Eight: Mom is Fucking Pissed I hope instead of a blaster or lightsaber she just brings
roxxtwospirit: Homage to the greatest female tattooer that has ever lived and one of my personal heroes: Whang Od (Buscalan, Philippines) When Whang Od was twenty-five, the man she was in love with died in a logging accident. Instead of looking for a
blackissthecolour: The narrative has completely shifted from that nigga being murdered and instead to whatver conspiracy theory you niggas can come up with for internet hits. Yall got this nigga on film dying and posting it, yall got his child’s mother
You know you’re terrible when you catch yourself moping over Korrasami being canon and P'Li/Ming-Hua not existing outside of your head. I mean, we could have had evil lesbians where they both die in the end instead of two of the main characters
shannan423: stylishirish: the worst thing about taking naps is you expect to wake up afterwards feeling well-rested but instead you feel like you died and you forget who you are
Sometimes it lasts in love but 99.999% of the time it hurts instead: Simon/Alisha “So, he’s gonna go back in time, he’s gonna fall in love with Alisha, and then she dies and they’re gonna be stuck doing it over and over and over again for
Toddler died from meningitis after anti-vaxx parents treated him with maple syrup instead of medicine
chrysharper: cookies-in-the-tardis: obviously-bored: haslosthermind: I wonder how different Supernatural would be if John died on the ceiling instead of Mary. that actually sounds like a great au. I just thought of John in Mary’s nightgown two
did-you-kno: Just after her husband of 67 years died, Norma was diagnosed with cancer. Instead of getting treatment, she told her doctor, ‘I’m 90 years old, I’m hitting the road,’ and took an indefinite road trip across the US with her
creativegreenbeans: Head canon where Frisk dies at the end of the Pacifist run, but because they are magical and have save powers, they turn into a monster/skeleton instead!
twdamc-confessions: “I believe Maggie is going to die by Negan at the end of the season instead of Glenn. There was already a “Glenn Scare” in the beginning of this season, I feel killing him off would be something everyone already knew. There’s
aazure: This Marine found four baby rabbits stranded with a lifeless mother. Instead of leaving them to die, he took them in. He has been taking care of them until the rabbits can be released back into the wild. This picture shows the Marine feeding
ignitionremix: omg if you really want to feed your your cats and dogs a vegan diet try getting a neopet instead they’ll never die no matter how stupid you are
moonblossom: kinpunshou: so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off but instead i found this dumbfuck Oh my god its little flailing legs. I’m dying.
childishflamingo: my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind of awkwardly tag along
ybee: seriously sit and try to think about how ridiculous naruto’s backstory is. The 3rd didn’t give a shit and just left him money sometimes and when he’s like ‘why don’t I have parents?’ instead of just being like ‘kid they died’ he
youmakemyteethitch:makingfunofbullshit:i-will-die-and-rest-in-pieces:“well I’m not a feminist because..” This is too perfect and accurate for words. Instead of hearing someone’s input, you’d rather silence them. You would rather tear out
wenevergooutofstayle:xaltox:causewhenyoureswifteen:when you wanna kill a spider but instead of dying it falls on the floor is that taylor swift No it’s becky
lizzbuenaventura: Breaking Bad commission.Another private commission, but this time for a fan of Breaking Bad. He wanted a scene where Walter doesn’t die but instead goes to prison, and ends up controlling the place. Really cool concept, and it was
I can’t breath sometimes, and whenever you tell me I’m scaring you by the way I breath I try to hide it and hold my breath in for a while till it can come back to normal and out of my nose instead of my mouth like a dying person.
xweetox: If you refuse to raise a male child in the future, you are the problem. If you say “die cis scum” instead of making an effort for actual equality, you are the problem. If you refuse to listen to a doctor, someone who has years of medical
literallybyronic: childishflamingo: my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind
erinye: sympolite: pilenopilepile: pilenopilepile: How to play Russian Roulette without people dying But have it be just as intense? Cmon someone here got to know. russian roulette but with six airhorns instead of a revolver. only one one them
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