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I’m so proud of her, my sister is practicing the trick I taught her. I guess I could just go in instead of spying on her through the door, but old habits die hard.
The two dads were having their weekly daughter swap session when they decided to hell with it, they’d fuck their own daughters instead. Hell, it’ll probably be legal soon anyway. One girl had long been dying to have her father inside her, so she
cross-dress-or-die: Mmmm I would get so hard if my girlfriend wore my panties instead of the other way around!
daughterlover:The two dads were having their weekly daughter swap session when they decided to hell with it, they’d fuck their own daughters instead. Hell, it’ll probably be legal soon anyway. One girl had long been dying to have her father inside
true2myroots: Caption this!!!! The bible is keeping her poor and a slave. She closes her eyes and is satisfied with imagining the richness of heaven instead of creating it for her life. She will live and die poor and a slave. However in heaven she will
onlyshecums: “I know your cock is dying to cum, my Love, I can taste it. What would you have me do? Should I let your poor horny cock cum? Or should I let you eat my pussy out instead? It’s one or the other.” It wasn’t a fair question,
existancee: It’s 24C at 11:00pm and I’m dying from this heat and just got back from a run that instead of making me tired, made me wide the fuck awake so hi
malepossessions: Redo You know, dying isn’t so bad. Well, at least not to me. I got hit by a bus and instead of going on into whatever eternity is supposed to bring, I stayed on earth, messing with people, scaring them. Read More
I wanted to write a song that captured the tragic story of Jean and Marco but this popped out instead //KICKED E UE;;;Song► Die YoungOriginal► Ke$ha【Kemosabe Records/RCA Records】Instrumental► http://youtu.be/SHcOczwCXrY 【serwin30】Lyrics/Video/misc.►
senoritaespana: aazure: This Marine found four baby rabbits stranded with a lifeless mother. Instead of leaving them to die, he took them in. He has been taking care of them until the rabbits can be released back into the wild. This picture shows the
favoritevids: ifellforfate: choassdine: frizz01percy: this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies TUMBLR IS NO PLACE FOR KIDS!! PLEASE NO How about instead you make it 17 and over like all apps that have the possibility of nudit
not50shadesdom: Don’t die!! Then who will Riley have to play with??? Oh, dear, bichrissy! But I’m sure she’d happily “settle” for your company instead of mine… - N50SD
fuckyeahhistorycrushes: Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec. He died at 36 in 1901, and the handsome little devil suffered from dwarfism. Born into the aristocracy, he always felt like an outcast, and instead of living up to their hoity-toity ways, he spent his
did-you-kno: Chris Farley was the original voice of Shrek. He’d recorded nearly 90% of his lines before he died, but instead of having an impersonator record the remaining lines, they hired Mike Myers and completely re-wrote the film. You can
: “In really bad times, the hungriest would gather at his door at nightfall, vying for the chance to earn a few coins to feed their families by selling their bodies. Had I been older when my father died, I might have been among them. Instead I learned
she wiggletumblr is dying, so i’ll be posting art on twitter instead:sfw https://twitter.com/ShinodaGEnsfw https://twitter.com/ShinoNSFW
i still like starco but im amused at the fact that tomco is like a reverse mako / korrasami in which star’s ex and her current crush hook up instead and im just dying
sinobali: DIGITAL MONSTERS Tumblr is slowly dying, do visit and follow me at twitter instead, I’ll probably shut down tumblr soon
bogleech: goth-cowboy: moonblossom: kinpunshou: so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off but instead i found this dumbfuck Oh my god its little flailing legs. I’m dying.
xycuro-illuminati: AU where instead of Danny saying “I’m going ghost!” and putting his arms up, he goes “Guess I’ll die” and shrugs like this one pic.
ironwebbs: unrelatedsoundss: just made a spidersona theyre an australian spiderman where instead of getting cool powers from the spider bite they died after a single day I’m losing it
Im supposed to be waking up to get ready for school in 2 and a half hrs. but instead my brother took me to go get starbucks. Im going to die 2morrow.
More people die on the road than they do in the ocean;maybe we should mull over culling cars instead of sharks?Or just lock them up in parks where we can go and view them?
cywscross: ean-sovukau: deanie-beanie: the-asexual-reaper: wpsstories: writing-prompt-s: after dying god informs you that hell is a myth, and “everyone sins, its ok”. instead the dead are sorted into six “houses of heaven” based on the sins
quirkilicious: Heroes never die! by Quirkilicious Uploading this tonight instead of the morning cause I’m gone all day tomorrow, kinda rushed this one but idgaf!
mindlesslyred: Revolutionary concept: me, starting to post stuff I doodle for fun instead of leaving it to die in the folder. Sailor villains anyone?
stylishirish: the worst thing about taking naps is you expect to wake up afterwards feeling well-rested but instead you feel like you died and you forget who you are
cerastes: writing-prompt-s: You sell your soul to God. Instead of having bliss in life and then damnation, you life a life of utter misery and then go to Heaven when you die. That’s just regular Catholicism.
gtridel: gtridel: What’s the word for when you low key want to die but you don’t want to cause a fuss so you just start reblogging meme’s instead? Oh yeah.
aphony-cree: stalling: The most realistic part about this is that this is clearly a funeral, which means you died a week before this and the manager still didn’t plan to cover your shifts And the manager’s at a voluntary social gathering instead
natalieironside:Suicide baiting is so lazy. If you want me to die so bad u should come over here and kill me yourself instead of expecting women to do your labor for you. Entitled.
commongayboy: commongayboy: Disgusting trash who stabbed 6 at Jerusalem Pride today is the same man who stabbed 3 at 2005 Pride. He was released 3 weeks ago instead of being left to rot in jail until he died. This is why we celebrate Pride. Because
just-shower-thoughts: The true mark of adulthood is when your parents no longer schedule your Dr appointments so instead you just don’t go and hope you don’t die
moonblossom: kinpunshou: so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off but instead i found this dumbfuck Oh my god its little flailing legs. I’m dying.
the-sharpie-klepto: childishflamingo: my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind
aislin-the-mewtwo: Professor Spectrum: if something breaks the 4th wall, like this question then I’m responsible for answering these in Penlink’s place instead. So Penlink doesn’t pull an andrew hussie and die on us or something. Professor Spectrum:
creativegreenbeans: Head canon where Frisk dies at the end of the Pacifist run, but because they are magical and have save powers, they turn into a monster/skeleton instead!
zombiesandporn: childishflamingo: my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind of
montypla: childishflamingo: my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind of awkwardly
creativegreenbeans: Head canon where Frisk dies at the end of the Pacifist run, but because they are magical and have save powers, they turn into a monster/skeleton instead! > .<
catsfeminismchocolate: haiku-robot: overlordraax: shinicha: the-writing-jellyfish: “Contact your state representative to protest for net neutrality!” Me, a mere european: Instead of just dying, you should sign this international petition for
the-asexual-reaper: wpsstories: writing-prompt-s: after dying god informs you that hell is a myth, and “everyone sins, its ok”. instead the dead are sorted into six “houses of heaven” based on the sins they chose. We arrived first at the House
aazure: This Marine found four baby rabbits stranded with a lifeless mother. Instead of leaving them to die, he took them in. He has been taking care of them until the rabbits can be released back into the wild. This picture shows the Marine feeding
bigbythewolfsheriff: When you spot mistakes in your own rp responses.
123maru: either im tripping or this guy reposted my gif. you could always reblog mine instead of reposting it? this makes me fucking sick, I didn’t watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this whore, this fuckin’ strumpet could
Apparently one of the devs of Fire Emblem: Awakening insisted all the way to the end NOT to include casual mode (that’s the mode where a unit that is defeated simply retreats and comes back in the next fight, instead of dying permanently) right up until
Sugar Ray’s “Fly” but instead of “I just want to fly” he says “I just want to die”
Gary let out a breath. “You don’t have… a girl’s parts, right?” he murmured. “So this is… how it’ll work instead.”“My butt isn’t a vagina!” Ash cried. im dying
fitenite replied to your post: fitenite replied to your post: its not even so… Did I seriously use they’re instead of their oh my god my brain must be dying. A-anyway if you opened up commissions for dumb little cheap things where character
arthurhia:octibbles:One time I was looking up some Gorillaz lyrics and I found a website that said “I’m Blue” was by Gorillaz and not only that but the lyrics were “I would beat off a guy” instead of “Dabba dee dabba die” and frankly
askrubypinch: Big news guys: I don’t feel like letting the blog die anymore. Instead, I’m gonna hand it over to whoever wants to continue it. The blog still has 8,5k+ followers, so it should be enough kickstarter for anyone who wants it. If you feel
askrubypinch: Bumping again for those who weren’t here yesterday: I don’t feel like letting the blog die anymore. Instead, I’m gonna hand it over to whoever wants to continue it. The blog still has 8,5k+ followers, so it should be enough kickstarter
creativegreenbeans:Head canon where Frisk dies at the end of the Pacifist run, but because they are magical and have save powers, they turn into a monster/skeleton instead!OMFG ;w; <3
eammod: eammod: MOVIES!!!! ALLLLLL RIGHTY THEN!!! Discord chat It’s been a shit day, lost all the art i was making to a crash, just want to curl up and die. But instead movies. Too angry to make a new movie poster (seeing as the one I was making got
rideforminastirith: rezpiral: kittencatescort: comcastkills: slimesluggo: comcastkills: Remember that time when instead of getting AC in their warehouse they hired an EMT to stay outside 24/7 to keep heat stroke workers from dying because it
yubblies: chifuyu: notunwise: Karl Kerschl came to Otakuthon in Montreal this weekend, but wasn’t taking any commissions. So he drew me this small sketch instead. I can die now. Karl Kerschl you perfect human being you! KARL KERSCHL Awww yiss
larkstonguesinaspicpart1: you bitches better hope that twitter doesn’t actually die because that means that i’m going to be taking all of my excess random thoughts and putting them here instead of on my nice quiet locked account which means i’m
cincyhotwife: looking4yourwife: And this would be the first thing I see today LMFAO I am fucking dying oh man fucking funny shit! The absolute best part of this is her friend, the reason she is on fire, screams and runs away instead of helping. Fuck
