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You both taste so, so good! Ultrammf
“I’d fight a thousand mermaids just to be by your side.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras. Credit to geothebio for the doodle.
“I got the milk.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Excuse me, but could you help me recover some missing files? I seem to have deleted boobs.”
“How about I smear myself with jam when we get home and let you lick it off?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Your Moves Like Jagger make me want to Stay Alive.”
“I have cake in both hands; I’ll have to use my mouth.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I’ve never been jealous of a shirt before.” Submitted by insertpoeticdevice.
“Wanna see firsthand what my purple shirt is made of?”
“Even if I was allergic to kittens, I would still cuddle you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I may be on a diet, but I’d still lick your ‘frosting.’”
“Oh, so the Internet thinks you look like an otter? Well, I think you otter be in my bed.”
“If you’re a hedgehog, can I be your hedge?”
“I love you more than John Watson loves jumpers.” Submitted by rightinthefangirl.
“Even if I was the St. Bart’s traffic cone, I wouldn’t tell you to slow down.”
“Want to know why the fandom calls me ‘Fucking Anderson’?”
“I love you more than John loves jam.” Submitted by xhowisharveywallbangeronewordx.
“I like your purple shirt. How’d you like to see my red pants?” (Thank you so much to andrisbiedrins for sending the screencap. I couldn’t find any images of Martin Freeman wearing red bottoms except as Arthur Dent, and apparently
“Do you like Mexican food? Because I’ll gladly offer you a taste of my fiesta dick.”
“Are you Anderson? Because you make my heart dino-soar.”
“You grew on me like Harold.”
“Let’s be Oklahomos together.” (If you haven’t seen it yet…)
“My love for you is #NotDead.” (Credit to shockingblankets for the hashtag, which LATER BECAME CANON.)
“Would you still love me even though you’re made of hair and I’m made of eyeliner?” Yup, the mustaches are their own characters here now. Because why the hell not?
cinema-sins: cracked: WHO WILL SAVE THAT STOCK PHOTO MANThe 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/23) I stay up to date because of cracked. That’s just how it is. I ask you this. How much relief could they provide if they, instead, used
shaku-beito: garekin: THE WAY HE JUST SITS ON HIS LEG AND WHEN HARU MOVES IT UP HE MOVES UP TOO LIKE HIS CRACK AND SACK ARE ON HARU’S LEG HELP CRACK AND SACK!?!? ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!?!?!
publius-esquire: Sometimes I’ll feel really down and out, but then I remember whoever designed John Hancock’s grave had a good sense of humor
shut-up-merlin: owlmylove: wholockian221b: timeywimeymione: tryingoutforthewizardcops: ITS THE RIFT YOU GUYS AM I THE ONLY ONE SEEING THE CRACK IN THERE? THE CRACK SILENCE WILL FALL! I LOVE BEING A WHOVIAN I LOVE WHOVIANS At first I was like:
greedsnotbad: luckied: I think that’s it. It sounds right,but doesn’t feel right. ’Live and let go’? Who comes up with this shit… Hell if I know. They were on crack for all we know. Who would want to use crack when we have smokes.
abrasiveangel: wholovesteekay: black dont crack Black may not crack but it can shrivel up. ^^She bounced back though: That was earlier this year. Although I read she was spotted buying crack after that.
buccoooo: -kristheo: nicopeji: neko1303: FCK BULLIES: DON’T B H8N ON THE HOMOS! OMG. The little girl cracked me uppppppp! :,D But I like this video. LOL the little girl. These crack me up. “I’m totally fucking FaceBooking this!”
briefsgearandspanking: arcticboxing: singlet way up the crack I’d love to pull blue boy’s singlet out of his crack with my teeth…
babelady: nuclearpiss: babelady: i broke my fucking thumb trying to crack that one fucking knuckle that just wouldn’t fucking crack what a wonderful way to end 2015 This post came up after yours. I’m so sorry for laughing why do bad things happen
trillassthugga: wretchedzombie: dickromancer: whats-guud: sodomymcscurvylegs: iPhone users be like: “Just taking a picture of the sunset!” You know if your screen is broke, the cracks don’t show up on the picture? Just an FYI The cracks
misswrinkles: Isnt it grate.haha get itgrate…..sigh… i crack myself up (takes picture of sidewalk crack)
Niece sent a selfie to Mr. Crude with the message, “Whale tail! hahaha - crack me up. Well, my crack, for you to get up. Please hurry over!”
I woke up at 5am witha splitting headache and ran to the bathroom to throw up and in my haste, I tore my already cracked toenail and then I threw up again and I haven’t eaten real food since almost 24 hours ago I miss bread and butter all I want
bigwhootycentral:That is one long, deep ass crack 😍Run my tongue all up & down that ass crack
txmanster: poo-cho: sexychubsandcubs: djs31982: Crack is dangerous. Speak for yourself. i love seeing a chubby guy’s ass crack showing when he bends over. Its such a turn on for me. NICE Mmm! Makes me wanna walk up behind him and give him a
waterp4rk: youwillfallinlove: Soooo… I cracked my iphone. >.< my friend tried to crack her phone like this. she ended up cracking the front of her phone. lols. xD
