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cracked: This is either the world’s biggest game of Jenga, or else it’s the Seattle Cedar Mill, circa 1919. After cutting logs into planks, wood mills would stack the wood like this to dry it out for up to nine months, because that’s just how wet
cracks me up tinking about these guys putting this together!
ixnay-on-the-oddk: Hope this cracks you up even half as much as it did for me Damn, you’re fucking cute, and Funny as hell! Oh yeah, GREAT Tits! So yeah, consider my crack half up! lol
crack-dragon: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Wibbum at his finest. My past is catching up to me I see. *drinks more cider*
crack-dragon: chafing-nipples: cupcakephreak: IMPORTANT: MUST WATCH! PUTS HOLLYWOOD TO SHAME IN 3 MINUTES. Actually crying what is this im tearing up that was pretty beautiful Great message
*cracks knuckles* the time has finally come…*opens up computer and bust out card* by the end of the night I will have ordered diaperssssss!! Jdjdjdnd the clean up will be amazing .. I can just go when I want.. *screeeeeaaaanmmmmsss* again just
sublimehamster: timelord-in-an-impala: clavid: eloquentvibes: clavid: on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine On the downside I’m too poor to afford one. one crack cocaine *walks up to a dealer* yes, I would like one crack cocaine
omganniephanny: I always do sound tests before filming. I thought I would share one today because sometimes I crack myself up. (read: always crack myself up) also, note how resourceful i am. I was a girl scout for 9 years, after all.
cracking the fuck up
cracked: “What?” 6 Sworn Enemies Who Teamed Up and Kicked Ass #4. Black Musician Kills the Klan With Kindness Black musician and author Daryl Davis has a collection of over 20 KKK robes in his house. No, he’s not blind, a ghost fetishist, or a
cracked: An unidentified woman was taking a sightseeing tour of Eldgja, a volcanic canyon in southeastern Iceland that features pristine views and the most uncomfortable segregation of vowels this side of Kyrgyzstan. After a quick stop to clean up and
cracked: The meat industry is now packing meat with carbon monoxide to make it stay deliciously red far longer than it should, even after it has spoiled. You might recognize CO as the invisible, odorless gas that can straight-up murder your ass if you
cracked: Replacement body parts aren’t exactly one-size-fits-all. Until now, prosthesis had to be modeled by hand specifically to the recipient, which could be painstaking and often require invasive procedures. Costs soared up to tens of thousands
cracked: Back in 2012, if you were to pick up the confetti scattered around one section of the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade route and get creative with some Scotch tape, you’d have gathered information detailing then-presidential candidate Mitt
cracked: In June 1980, a 56-year-old miner named Zigmund Adamski went out to do some shopping in the town of Tingley, England and never returned. Five days later, Adamski’s body turned up in the middle of a coal yard 20 miles away in Todmorden.Adamski’s
cracked: What, you thought robot porn was invented in Internet-era Japan? That picture up there is from 1935, bitches. We bet you didn’t think they even had robots back then.This is in fact a picture of some guy dressed up as Alpha the Robot, a popular
cracked: These are people who have painstakingly taught themselves to survive up to 9 minutes, 24 secondswithout air, and it is precisely as dangerous as it sounds: There are around 5,000 freedivers in the world, and an estimated 100 of them die every
cracked: When 73-year-old Robert McDonough went missing from his Maine home in 2013, his family was understandably concerned. Bob had dementia, so nobody knew where he may have wandered off to, least of all Bob. K9s were collared up, four-wheelers were
cracked: Japan’s coastline-dwelling citizens have centuries of experience in the water-dodging field, including where best to lay camp if they don’t want to wake up drowned one morning. Their conclusion: Build everything as high up as fucking possible.
cracked: Picture yourself concentrating really hard: A grim set to your jaw, eyes narrowed, sweat beading on your forehead, the tip of your tongue sticking out all cute and stupid, undoing all that serious jaw-setting stuff … What’s up with that?
cracked: We know, we know – three branches of government seems like an almost comical waste of resources, but an arcane publication called the Constitution (bookmark that, it may come up again later) says that’s how many we’re supposed to have.
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cracked: Look at the famous footprint Buzz Aldrin left on the moon’s surface. It looks like mud. But it can’t be, because there’s no water up there. What you’re seeing is dust that is the consistency of flour. Or if you want, cocaine. Now imagine
cracked: So Spider-Man is transformed into an actual giant spider – that is pregnant with spider babies – then dies and gives birth to a fully grown human Peter Parker instead, because…shut up. #CrackedClassic 5 Absurd Ways Comic Books
cracked: Not all medical experimentation is about pills (unless you need them to…you know…). The 5 Perviest Scientific Studies Ever Published #5. Asking People Sick Questions While They Jerk Off The study’s computer program was set up so that
cracked: When you actually count up the dinosaur screen time, it’s a tribute to practical effects. 14 Movie Special Effects You Won’t Believe Weren’t CGI
cracked: Behind the hasty weight loss, trumped-up drama, and dramatic music of The Biggest Loser, there lurks a dark side. Cracked talked to Season 3 runner-up Kai Hibbard, who told us… 5 Details They Cut from My Season of The Biggest Loser #5. They
cracked: That’s right: When enough colloidal silver builds up in your system, you’ll develop argyria and look like an extra in that James Cameron movie that the entire world watched and then promptly forgot about. And there’s no going back once
cracked: quantumaniac: Neil deGrasse Tyson knows what’s up. For science.
cracked: The 7 Deadly Sins Of Online Gaming “In single player games you are supposed to pick up every random piece of garbage you stumble across like a hobo version of Mario. But in multi-player, there are other gamers to think of.” Here. Just watch
cracked: thedroidyourelookingfor: cozydark: A few things to keep in mind when the NASA budget comes up for review. - ZU For every dollar we spend on NASA, we net a 6-8 dollar return on said investment. Why are we sucking epigenetic dick when it comes
cracked: “Here’s why you should never get your history lessons from a film produced by Penthouse: It appears the stories of Roman sex festivals were mostly the result of nasty rumors made up after the fact.” #CrackedClassic 5 Ridiculous Lies
cracked: That’s the “Jason’s mask” harvestman spider (actual name), and it’s dressed up for Halloween as guess-what.
cracked: Later that day, he wrote a symphony. 6 Obnoxious Behaviors That Make You Better at Your Job #6. Show Up in a Bad Mood Scientists have long known that shitty moods make you focus more on grunt work, while good moods allow your mind to wander
cracked: Don’t leave home (to beat up the Presidential 50 Cent) without it!
cracked: DOB’s new book is making the ultimate promise: yes, you can learn to beat up Theodore Roosevelt.
cracked: We asked long-suffering Cracked writer Evan Symon to dive back into the fetid crevasse where stupid Internet lifehacks go to spawn and die, and return with six potential stinkers to test on his own body. What bad ideas did he dredge up? 6 Stupid
cracked: Did that misunderstood babyhead spiderbot from Toy Story grow up?11 Huge Machines That Spit in the Face of God and Science
cracked: If you were asked to come up with a list of the least-nightmare-inducing animals, the fluffy, care-free sheep would surely come in close to the top. But that’s only because you’ve never seen a sheep that’s practically begging to be a background
cracked: Turns out all those badass looking fight moves we spent decades memorizing wouldn’t incapacitate the even weakest school ground bully. 5 Unrealistic Fight Moves That Show Up In Every Movie
crack–attack:itsanidiom: benjamingecko: whyyoustabbedme: We stan!!!! chaotic good There’s a happy ending to, because the robbery was unsuccessful, the couple ended up getting the money Eden needed from a movie inspired by em! Also John only
cracked-dot-com-official: make way everoyne! i’m an adult male stand up comedian, and boy oh boy have i got a few things to get off my fucking chest about selfies!
crack-wolf: thingstolovefor: White people love trying to feel oppressed! #Hate it! kelsey there wouldnt have a single thing to say if it was a white family in black face.. yet shes getting upset over a black family simply DRESSING UP as fake cartoon
*cracks whip* Listen up sweeties
cracked: First, understand that the opposite of panic is not blithe acceptance of the situation – it’s clear-minded, positive, day-to-day action. Panic makes you do stupid shit or, even worse, curl up into a ball and do nothing. Don’t tell me you
cracked-lips-and-braces: I just want January to hurry the fuck up so I can start fresh.
-cracks knuckles-ok here we goWhy i ship Monochrome/Checkmating (continue reading under the cut)1.) aesthetic reasons:i like long haired characters, and i like drawing long hair. their hairstyles speak to me emotionally. weiss’s is up and neat in a
freakoftheangels: oohvoldyvoldemort: toomanyfeelsatonetime: impresed: hiitheere: lampfaced: silverlynxcat: onelifetimee: Alt + Ctlr + reblog sign(double click) I’m honestly cracking up, and my mum is looking at me like I’m more deranged
cersei-the-truth-bombardier: moonblossom: willcub: I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time. I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time [Singing]T-Birds: Well-a, well-a, well-a– Tell me more, tell me
icoulduseinsouciantmaybe: #i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me
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