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hayliewhatpage: bringmeasirenbridesveil: tiara-washere: sarcastic-snowflake: this is some satisfying shit Science part of tumblr please explain The stuff they poured in is hydrophobic, so it literally refuses to get wet due to it being nonpolar.
ironicgrandma: My only goal in life is to be as sarcastic as him
kalories: my hobbies include being a sarcastic bitch and that’s it
jennyyoxoxo: i dont think my parents ever dreamed their kid was growing up to be a depressed sarcastic asshole thats addicted to the internet and has more internet friends than real ones
whtev-r: Siri being a sarcastic bitch
paradacsa-an: jaceheromdale: it sucks being the ugly quiet rude sarcastic emotionally unstable friend with the attention span of a goldfish i’ve never read something so accurate
ikaythegod: Lol… Bob Marley can be really sarcastic sometimes, watch the exclusive full interview here.
fuckyeahloldemort: do you ever say something sarcastic and the person you said it to doesn’t understand that it’s a joke but you can’t be bothered explaining it so you just let them think you’re an asshole
juliennemoore: do you ever read something and can’t tell if the person is being honest or just sarcastic
constantly torn between being a good person or a sarcastic little prick
my hobbies include being a sarcastic bitch and that’s it
cartnsncreal: only muslims can be terrorist remember *says in sarcastic voice*🙄
aconitum-anthora: siriusblaack: it sucks being the ugly quiet rude sarcastic emotionally unstable friend with the attention span of a goldfish I couldn’t describe myself any better
surebrahh: I blame josh for me being so sarcastic
galvanizes: Somebody should be my boyfriend as a “joke” and we can kiss “sarcastically” and have sex “ironically”
the-absolute-funniest-posts: surebrahh: I blame josh for me being so sarcastic This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
jaceheromdale: it sucks being the ugly quiet rude sarcastic emotionally unstable friend with the attention span of a goldfish
shooshpapping:charmspeakling:imagine an ace/aro demigod girl wanting to be one of the hunters of artemisartemis would give the whole warning about how “you have to swear off dating” and the girl is just like “oh no what a nightmare” all sarcastically.
Oh my god guys, would you look at this? Someone had the AUDACITY to post a FULLY CLOTHED FEMALE TORSO on tumblr. It’s just outrageous. I mean honestly guys, think of the children that have to see this FULLY CLOTHED FEMALE TORSODESPICABLE. @fairyneko
im just not going to talk to anyone anymore because everything i say is rude and sarcastic and it pushes everyone away and people dont want to be around me because im a bitch and ive lost many friends that way so lets just stitch my mouth shut.
jalahee-deactivated20141130: “These are the silliest lyrics I’ve ever written. It’s an intentional, and sarcastic jab at the current state of radio. The irony will then be if works, so here’s to hoping it does. I assure you that the lyrical
doubleadrivel: weliveonfiction: flatbear: cumberbitch-in-a-tardis: marin-fluently-sarcastic: counterpunches: #and here we see the important distiction:#mistakes from children are okay because they are learning#mistakes from adults who claim to be
contremo: i dont think my parents realized their kid was growing up to be a over-emotional sarcastic asshole thats addicted to the internet
mazohist: If you post something with terrible grammar I instantly assume you’re being ironic or sarcastic.
do you ever say something sarcastic and the person you said it to doesn’t understand that it’s a joke but you can’t be bothered explaining it so you just let them think you’re an asshole
stabs: do you ever have those friends who you are close enough to be mean and sarcastic, but you always have to say “lol jk” after because you realize you actually aren’t that close
left-reminders: berniesrevolution: Amazon is still bad. Jeff Bezos is still bad. Bezos and other oligarchs being able to own whole media empires are still bad. Reminds me of when Trump sarcastically implied we should remove Founding Father statues
the-absolute-funniest-posts: whtev-r: Siri being a sarcastic bitch Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.
tacoposey: my mom legitimately just called me to say “i’m worried about you you’re too sarcastic for normal friends and you’re too nice to be in a street gang”
best-of-funny: spankmehardbarry: I have so much respect for people who make dictionaries. Someone’s job was to literally describe every word in the English language and put it in a book, like if I had to do that it’d be so sarcastic and rude like
Somebody should be my boyfriend as a “joke” and we can kiss “sarcastically” and have sex “ironically”
siriusblaack: it sucks being the ugly quiet rude sarcastic emotionally unstable friend with the attention span of a goldfish
thehumblelee: whoisahmad: c0cain-classy: richassness: Knew it had to be girls behind all this lmao ^ they was gassin him up 😂 Drake ain’t slick or my nigga had this carefree and sarcastic idea planned out before the video
evarren: constantly struggling between being a sarcastic asshole or a nice, sweet blogger
all I want is a mildly attractive (YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE TO BE MIND BLOWINGLY ATTRACTIVE DAMN IT. I’M CHILL WITH AVERAGE, DON’T CHA KNOW), semi-hairy chested or not hairy chested, kind (yet still has a sarcastic and funny ass sense
Jfc I’m too sarcastic and fucked up to be hanging around these people. Every word that comes out of my mouth is sarcasm and they’re all just awkward ugh why did I come hereeeee…
nahshaw: I won’t be satisfied with my life until I meet someone who’s a sarcastic piece of shit like me and is attractive and wants to fuck me bye
whatwouldfezwear: the-sarcastic-robot: if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon Better yet, make like one of my favorite short stories and murder them with big frozen
