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jaceheromdale: it sucks being the ugly quiet rude sarcastic emotionally unstable friend with the attention span of a goldfish
destiel-is-superwholocked: spankmehardbarry: I have so much respect for people who make dictionaries. Someone’s job was to literally describe every word in the English language and put it in a book, like if I had to do that it’d be so sarcastic and
surebrahh: I blame josh for me being so sarcastic
whatwouldfezwear: the-sarcastic-robot: if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon Better yet, make like one of my favorite short stories and murder them with big frozen
sandorgiles: mishasminions: CHRIS PRATT IS A WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING It took their team 6 weeks to find this tweet and the likely sarcastic tone is lost to time.
my hobbies include being a sarcastic bitch and that’s it
did-you-kno: Originally the main character was going to be Tinny, the title character in Tin Toy. He would have gotten lost during a family trip and joined up with a sarcastic ventriloquist dummy in a search for a home. Eventually, Tinny was replaced
constantly torn between being a good person or a sarcastic little prick
death-by-lulz: My only goal in life is to be as sarcastic as him
keybladeofsteel: the-wolfbats: siderealscion: hello everyone here’s an out of context screencap of force-ghost obi-wan looking like he’s sarcastically pretending to be surprised by something “Oh no, a Skywalker fucked up…I am so shocked…”
paradacsa-an: jaceheromdale: it sucks being the ugly quiet rude sarcastic emotionally unstable friend with the attention span of a goldfish i’ve never read something so accurate
black-morticia: When your happy that the abusive Gabriel Reyes trope is finally dead, and that he was proven to be actually a pretty chill and sarcastic guy, only to realize just how far and deep he fell from grace, making his descent from good to evil
sallyyates: flootzavut: tiltingslightlybitchward: eowynmoriarty: parhelics: ppl on facebook sarcastically saying “well why don’t we do 40 year background checks on EVERYONE in congress?? there’d be nobody left!1!!” …..that’s a great idea,
a list of reasons i would be the worst girlfriend ever extremely ticklish runs away from feelings also problems bad communicator awkward and shy around people i like refuses to make plans ever sarcastic asshole
rakatakat: NOW IM SO INVESTED IN VANITAS BEING A DELIBERATELY UNHELPFUL PARTY MEMBER WHOSE ATTACKS CAN HURT YOU AND WHENEVER THEY DO THERES A SOUNDBYTE OF HIM EITHER SARCASTICALLY LAUGHING OR NONCHALANTLY GOING “WHOOPS”
spankmehardbarry: I have so much respect for people who make dictionaries. Someone’s job was to literally describe every word in the English language and put it in a book, like if I had to do that it’d be so sarcastic and rude like “sky: that blue
goddessoftheinternet: a list of reasons i would be the worst girlfriend ever extremely ticklish runs away from feelings also problems bad communicator awkward and shy around people i like refuses to make plans ever sarcastic asshole
the-goddamazon: rastaqueen3000ad: blasianxbri: 18-15n-77-30w: ikaythegod: Lol… Bob Marley can be really sarcastic sometimes, watch the exclusive full interview here. LOL … “I’d really like to partake in all the good parts of your culture
fuckyeahloldemort: do you ever say something sarcastic and the person you said it to doesn’t understand that it’s a joke but you can’t be bothered explaining it so you just let them think you’re an asshole
idontcareif-youre-c0ntagious: a-registered-sex-offender: I’m pretty sure Eric Foreman is my spirit animal Look at him He’s So Damn Awkward And sarcastic And hot He is just the perfect human being i used to think Eric was so awkward and
contremo: i dont think my parents realized their kid was growing up to be a over-emotional sarcastic asshole thats addicted to the internet
whtev-r: Siri being a sarcastic bitch
tacoposey: my mom legitimately just called me to say “i’m worried about you you’re too sarcastic for normal friends and you’re too nice to be in a street gang”
healthandfitblr: healthy-is-perfection: at first I read “yay for period cramps” and i thought this was just tumblr being a sarcastic asshole again dem estrogen feels
sp00x: humans meow at cats all the time and im just picturing how funny it would be if cats sarcastically repeated the things we say back to us
accepting-insanity: i need this kind of relationship….nice people are so boring…being a sarcastic asshole/bitch makes it that much more fun!
ethicalbutchering: god i love this because like you can tell when the writers were writing these lines they were meant to be like dark sarcastic and witty but hugh dancy plays it SO COMPLETELY DIFFERENTLY like the way he delivers these lines makes
ikaythegod: Lol… Bob Marley can be really sarcastic sometimes, watch the exclusive full interview here.
domsub1028: emersonarmanii:isnt: im not even reblogging this sarcastically In that case I hope it comes to be ^^^ Praying it does
lg-slutty-butterfly: thegingerpowers: Being both sarcastic and a smart-ass have not served me well in many instances. Go figure. Have no idea who coined these rules… but I’d like to speak with them about some possible amendments. Damn, I love
canifillyourholes: “I hope you’re ready to be a daddy, asshole! You apparently don’t know what the word ‘ovulating’ means, ” she said sarcastically. “Yes I do, bitch, and I didn’t pull out on purpose. Your job is to get pregnant.
unf-kellin-quinn: Jack Fowler being a cute sarcastic little shit please don’t remove text/repost/steal
internetexplorers: i dont mean to be rude and sarcastic it kind of just slips out of me like an unexpected fart i’m sorry
secret-paranoia: i dont think my parents ever dreamed their kid was growing up to be a depressed sarcastic asshole thats addicted to the internet and has more internet friends than real ones.
debatchery: Misha being his usual sarcastic self (from the Supernatural 100th Episode Bonus Extra s5 DVD)
gifyourass: My aspiration in life is to be as sarcastic as Louise.
hay-girl-hay-lesbifriends: sarcastic-fucker: bishopsrobes: catsandcunts: Check out Weirdest Beer Flavors that Are Real! To be honest I feel the need to try all of these………… Way to represent, Portland Fo reals? I gotta try it!! I always forget
jennyyoxoxo: i dont think my parents ever dreamed their kid was growing up to be a depressed sarcastic asshole thats addicted to the internet and has more internet friends than real ones
the-sarcastic-robot: if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon Better yet, make like one of my favorite short stories and murder them with big frozen leg of lamb and then
thehumblelee: whoisahmad: c0cain-classy: richassness: Knew it had to be girls behind all this lmao ^ they was gassin him up 😂 Drake ain’t slick or my nigga had this carefree and sarcastic idea planned out before the video
