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malfvoys:honestly besides the romance my favorite part of pride and prejudice has to be how much of a complete Disaster the bennet family is,,,,,,,like mr bennet is sarcastic af and never tells his family anything until like the hour before it happens
whtev-r: Siri being a sarcastic bitch
lobotomycase: surebrahh: I blame josh for me being so sarcastic Dude. Exactly.
shikai-of-the-4th-world: artemispanthar: shikai-of-the-4th-world: OK So if Susan Egan is going to be the voice of Rose Quartz we have to consider the characters that Susan Egan has voiced in the past. She’s voiced quite a few sarcastic characters
What if all the Golden Girls were Gems and they fused into a giant old lady
Hey all, just wanted you guys to know I feel better now and am not as freaked out and anxious as I was a few hours ago (venting helped). Thank you for your sympathy and support, I really appreciate it (this sound sarcastic but I’m being genuine)
constantly torn between being a good person or a sarcastic little prick
spankmehardbarry: I have so much respect for people who make dictionaries. Someone’s job was to literally describe every word in the English language and put it in a book, like if I had to do that it’d be so sarcastic and rude like “sky: that blue
doubleadrivel: weliveonfiction: flatbear: cumberbitch-in-a-tardis: marin-fluently-sarcastic: counterpunches: #and here we see the important distiction:#mistakes from children are okay because they are learning#mistakes from adults who claim to be
My only goal in life is to be as sarcastic as him
surebrahh: I blame josh for me being so sarcastic
mainlyemptyspace: obeythestreets: constantly torn between being a good person or a sarcastic little prick
destiel-is-superwholocked: spankmehardbarry: I have so much respect for people who make dictionaries. Someone’s job was to literally describe every word in the English language and put it in a book, like if I had to do that it’d be so sarcastic and
officialwhitegirls: at what age do i have to stop being a sarcastic asshole
weliveonfiction: flatbear: cumberbitch-in-a-tardis: marin-fluently-sarcastic: counterpunches: #and here we see the important distiction:#mistakes from children are okay because they are learning#mistakes from adults who claim to be experts deserve
historical-nonfiction: Soviet Minister Molotov stated that the cluster bombs being dropped on Finland were actually food, during the Soviet invasion of Finland in 1939. The Finns began sarcastically calling the bombs “Molotov bread baskets,” which
lieutenant-sarcastic: Gray and Natsu being bros
gothtriggers: proudmotherofdragons: Fun Fact: After being labeled “Gothic” by the media, Nick Cave wrote “Release the Bats,” a sarcastic parody of contemporary Goth music. The song became extremely popular among the “Goth” crowd, and was
keybladeofsteel: the-wolfbats: siderealscion: hello everyone here’s an out of context screencap of force-ghost obi-wan looking like he’s sarcastically pretending to be surprised by something “Oh no, a Skywalker fucked up…I am so shocked…”
chlorokin: notsuchasecret: brightindie: it’s kinda attractive when someone can reply to your sarcasm with sarcasm instead of just getting offended @quoth-the-ravenclaw @jaffajamjam
iblamejared-deactivated20170522: Jared being Jared on VyRTviolet 10.14.2014 if i ever get the chance to meet this man, i’m going to give him the highest of fives. that random, sarcastic, teasing bastard is so fucking awesome.
katzirra: Done for an ask over on Ask Xigbar to what I think his song would be, if someone else picked it. I pin Axel the sarcastic type with Xig… Hard to miss an opportunity to do something like Marina and the Diamond’s Primadonna tbh. Bee and I
Tumblr famous: “Hi” (gets 34983 notes) Me: “Sarcastic Witty Remark” - level RDJ Misha Collins love child ( 15 notes) *then praises myself for being so fucking clever*
jaceheromdale: it sucks being the ugly quiet rude sarcastic emotionally unstable friend with the attention span of a goldfish
jennyyoxoxo: i dont think my parents ever dreamed their kid was growing up to be a depressed sarcastic asshole thats addicted to the internet and has more internet friends than real ones
tacoposey: my mom legitimately just called me to say “i’m worried about you you’re too sarcastic for normal friends and you’re too nice to be in a street gang”
paradacsa-an: jaceheromdale: it sucks being the ugly quiet rude sarcastic emotionally unstable friend with the attention span of a goldfish i’ve never read something so accurate
alodia-belle: Oh yeah! Finally done! I wonder what Levi is saying to her? Something sassy, sarcastic, dirty? Haha, I was going to make it another screenshot, but I couldn’t decide on what he would be saying to her, so I’ll just leave that to your
freeandshonenspirit: alteanrose: zuko being a sarcastic butt and making suki and sokka laugh (´▽`ʃƪ)
contremo: i dont think my parents realized their kid was growing up to be a over-emotional sarcastic asshole thats addicted to the internet
hayliewhatpage: bringmeasirenbridesveil: tiara-washere: sarcastic-snowflake: this is some satisfying shit Science part of tumblr please explain The stuff they poured in is hydrophobic, so it literally refuses to get wet due to it being nonpolar.
parhelics: ppl on facebook sarcastically saying “well why don’t we do 40 year background checks on EVERYONE in congress?? there’d be nobody left!1!!” …..that’s a great idea, let’s do that!!
gifyourass: My aspiration in life is to be as sarcastic as Louise.
My husband has been really good and as patient as he can be with my anxiety after having the baby but apparently getting the fucking furnace fixed is where he draws the line. Sarcastically talking down to me about the “laws of thermodynamics”.
whatwouldfezwear: the-sarcastic-robot: if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon Better yet, make like one of my favorite short stories and murder them with big frozen
emersonarmanii: isnt: im not even reblogging this sarcastically In that case I hope it comes to be ^^^
ironthronechef: roachpatrol: thedailywhat: Parody PSA of The Day: Millennials Apologize for Sucking So Bad This sarcastic PSA video brought to you by Can Opener Studio offers a series of apologetic messages from the Millennial Generation for being
secret-paranoia: i dont think my parents ever dreamed their kid was growing up to be a depressed sarcastic asshole thats addicted to the internet and has more internet friends than real ones.
radical-illusion: being a sarcastic bitch keeps my soul alive
