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My little sister had become even more spoiled ever since her boobs got so big. She even used them to push me around. I know she was just being bitchy when she would bend over and sarcastically blow a kiss to me as a thank you for driving her places, but
Today two of my close friends/models sent me phone pics of themselves. First was the lovely and sarcastic Erin, who was at the dentist and still looked lovely while being tortured there. Then came Brenna’s, who was wearing the clown nose I gave
whtev-r: Siri being a sarcastic bitch
surebrahh: I blame josh for me being so sarcastic
ethicalbutchering: #god i love this because like #you can tell when the writers were writing these lines they were meant to be like #dark sarcastic and witty #but hugh dancy plays it SO COMPLETELY DIFFERENTLY #like the way he delivers these lines
hayliewhatpage: bringmeasirenbridesveil: tiara-washere: sarcastic-snowflake: this is some satisfying shit Science part of tumblr please explain The stuff they poured in is hydrophobic, so it literally refuses to get wet due to it being nonpolar.
silvermoon424: fredvicious67: holy-time-lord-of-gallifrey: Drake and Josh shaped our generation like I’m 99.99% sure that this show is the reason I’m so sarcastic. Josh is a cutie patootie! There needs to be a channel that plays Drake and Josh
kauailife: redbehindthesmoke: *laughs hysterically* https://m.facebook.com/FlirtingWithTemptation2 a very bright, sarcastic response that deserves to be reblogged indefinitely!!! Bahahaha
isingthebodyelectric926: If I remember correctly I wanted to make a sarcastic remark about ruining perfectly good pictures with cliches. Or I was in the mood to be called girl.
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First time drawing these two together! Well, except for that pic of Ruby with her hand stuck in Sapphire’s… yeah. Part of me wanted to be a sarcastic bastard and just draw Garnet, but I thought this looked cute ^_^
susiebeeca:First time drawing these two together! Well, except for that pic of Ruby with her hand stuck in Sapphire’s… yeah. Part of me wanted to be a sarcastic bastard and just draw Garnet, but I thought this looked cute ^_^ Forgot how cute these
sub-whisperer:Let me make you happy.anguissette-sarcastic: Happiness. You want to be a good girl. Don’t you?
galvanizes: Somebody should be my boyfriend as a “joke” and we can kiss “sarcastically” and have sex “ironically”
tacoposey: my mom legitimately just called me to say “i’m worried about you you’re too sarcastic for normal friends and you’re too nice to be in a street gang”
thehumblelee: whoisahmad: c0cain-classy: richassness: Knew it had to be girls behind all this lmao ^ they was gassin him up 😂 Drake ain’t slick or my nigga had this carefree and sarcastic idea planned out before the video
cartnsncreal:only muslims can be terrorist remember *says in sarcastic voice*🙄
sallyyates: flootzavut: tiltingslightlybitchward: eowynmoriarty: parhelics: ppl on facebook sarcastically saying “well why don’t we do 40 year background checks on EVERYONE in congress?? there’d be nobody left!1!!” …..that’s a great
monty-praczovski: greymichaela: bifacts: Fact: bisexuals have the power to sarcastically vanish into thin air upon hearing someone deny their existence. Unconfirmed reports suggest that this power may also be shared by pansexuals and asexuals. As
aconitum-anthora: siriusblaack: it sucks being the ugly quiet rude sarcastic emotionally unstable friend with the attention span of a goldfish I couldn’t describe myself any better
paradacsa-an: jaceheromdale: it sucks being the ugly quiet rude sarcastic emotionally unstable friend with the attention span of a goldfish i’ve never read something so accurate
semitics: sarcastic-socialist: mosespussy: mosespussy: If you’re a man and you don’t love your girlfriend a lesbian will Consider it a Threat AND a Promise I’m a man and if I had a girlfriend I would be the most loving partner in existence,
mrmagicwaffle: being the main character is too much work i’m the snarky sidekick that sits back and makes sarcastic comments and terrible puns about literally everything
officialwhitegirls: at what age do i have to stop being a sarcastic asshole
My only goal in life is to be as sarcastic as him
tubesock: *suburbanite sociology major voice* we need to talk about the misogyny and homophobia that exists in rap music…only rap music and no other genre…no I don’t want to hear your opinions because I’ve already made a kickstarter for this
poodilywoots: And here we have Kevin Owens being a dick, as per usual.Sami points out he’s not in his sling any more and Kevin gives a sarcastic “YAAAAAY”.
jaceheromdale: it sucks being the ugly quiet rude sarcastic emotionally unstable friend with the attention span of a goldfish
captainhoers: Sarcastic Argument Spike. Just because. I’m sure at least one of these will be used incorrectly. xD! I love these.
doubleadrivel: weliveonfiction: flatbear: cumberbitch-in-a-tardis: marin-fluently-sarcastic: counterpunches: #and here we see the important distiction:#mistakes from children are okay because they are learning#mistakes from adults who claim to be
Lol here you go sarcastic man https://odinsblog.tumblr.com/post/165710410365/mannn-i-cannot-wait-for-trump-to-be-found-guilty
jtl4: Lol here you go sarcastic man https://odinsblog.tumblr.com/post/165710410365/mannn-i-cannot-wait-for-trump-to-be-found-guilty Too long didn’t read. I suspect that it’s snowflake material. Waste of time. Still hiding on anon. Send me your
sad-aloo: mangojuicequeen: problemathick: #growingupdesi ALL OF THESE OMG Desi parents are the most sarcastic beings that exist on this planet
malfvoys: honestly besides the romance my favorite part of pride and prejudice has to be how much of a complete Disaster the bennet family is,,,,,,,like mr bennet is sarcastic af and never tells his family anything until like the hour before it happens
determinedrevolutionary: I aspire to be like Dagda who can be a manipulative bastard one second, a fucking E D G E L O R D the next, a sarcastic piece of shit the other second, and a stern parent who sort of just wants the best for you in his own twisted
if i ever date a famous boy and i got hate for it i’d honestly be the most sarcastic bitch ever to them i’d be like lol can’t hear you over the great sex we just had
marin-fluently-sarcastic: counterpunches: #and here we see the important distiction:#mistakes from children are okay because they are learning#mistakes from adults who claim to be experts deserve to be called out Gordon Ramsay is my favorite.
flatbear: cumberbitch-in-a-tardis: marin-fluently-sarcastic: counterpunches: #and here we see the important distiction:#mistakes from children are okay because they are learning#mistakes from adults who claim to be experts deserve to be called out
treesandfangs: darlos9d: sargenut: cr1tikal is gonna be on his death bed and his last words are probably going to be a monotonous, sarcastic “well fuck my asshole” “I’m done playing this. Well that’s the end of my life. Remember to rate my
kisschases: if i ever date a famous person and got hate for it I’d honestly be the most sarcastic bitch ever to them I’d be like lol can’t hear you over the great sex we just had
thinkivykink: marin-fluently-sarcastic: counterpunches: #and here we see the important distiction:#mistakes from children are okay because they are learning#mistakes from adults who claim to be experts deserve to be called out Gordon Ramsay is my
eisuverse: flatbear: cumberbitch-in-a-tardis: marin-fluently-sarcastic: counterpunches: #and here we see the important distiction:#mistakes from children are okay because they are learning#mistakes from adults who claim to be experts deserve to be
alwaysleftengineer: Chic Fresh Tees Collection Letter Floral Embroidered Me? Sarcastic? Never NASA Logo Landscape Pattern Don’t trip out Galaxy Print Don’t be sad Be rad Stay weird Cartoon Pattern Cartoon Skull Pick your favorites!
officialjacksparrow: THE WAY STEVEN CALMLY EXPLAINED TO PERIDOT IN A NON-SARCASTIC MANNER HOW EACH THING SHE THOUGHT WAS A WEAPON WAS NOTHING TO BE SCARED OF, AND WHEN HE DID TRY TO DEMONSTRATE THAT A TOWEL COULD BE A WEAPON BY TRYING TO WHIP IT AT HER,
shegoestothemovies: me: *sees a sweet caring courageous character* you’re gonna be my favourite me: *sees a sarcastic apathetic trashbag character* you’re also gonna be my favourite
