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kitten-brains: Day 1 - Write some basic things about yourself. I have nearly finished my cert 4 in creative design at tafe and will be continuing onto the diploma of graphic design for the next year. I enjoy being a sarcastic bitch. I don’t like little
shegoestothemovies: me: *sees a sweet caring courageous character* you’re gonna be my favourite me: *sees a sarcastic apathetic trashbag character* you’re also gonna be my favourite
if i ever date a famous boy and i got hate for it i’d honestly be the most sarcastic bitch ever to them i’d be like lol can’t hear you over the great sex we just had.
rad-pax-art: wanna be good at art? Fucking practice! Just be a butt about art guys! Be really sarcastic and pissy about people complementing your art style! c: Instead of offering friendly advice or assistance, or encouragement! :D
treesandfangs: darlos9d: sargenut: cr1tikal is gonna be on his death bed and his last words are probably going to be a monotonous, sarcastic “well fuck my asshole” “I’m done playing this. Well that’s the end of my life. Remember to rate
shitposting-ffa: me: please god, give me a talent i can use to meet cute chubby boys or make money contributing to a community - like drawing or writing or being super attracti- god: ok well u can be a sarcastic asshole me: what god: and youll live in
uppityfemale: I’m getting sarcastic responses to this that “well, girls just don’t want to be talked to…. Guess guys will never be able to enter a relationship ever again because we can’t approach women”. That’s not what this is saying.
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tomorrowlieswest: i’m constantly torn between being nice and easy going and being as brutally honest and calling people out on their bullshit but i get stuck somewhere in the middle which is sarcastic and passive-aggressive.
People asking me to be their friend: I am not a nice person. I’m actually sarcastic, downright mean and I let my mouth do some serious talking while my brain is taking a vacation. Still wanna be my friend?Yeah.
flatbear: cumberbitch-in-a-tardis: marin-fluently-sarcastic: counterpunches: #and here we see the important distiction:#mistakes from children are okay because they are learning#mistakes from adults who claim to be experts deserve to be called out
in-allah-we-believe: desi parents should be awarded for being the most sarcastic.me: spills watermum: shabash beta shabash aur karo i think desi parents have raised kids who understand sarcasm at unspeakable levels, like i knew what sarcasm was before
sarcastic-sketches: I knew nothing of who I was, or who I had been, and then in an instant I knew that I had been loved. Art for Chapter 6 ‘Vah Ruta’ of Trial and Error - I think I’ll be doing the rest of the chapter art as stained glass windows,
sarcastic-dogood: Jennifer Lawrence eating pizza at the Academy Awards calm as can be is my new favorite thing
sarcastic-homo: lubricates: when a hot person says they are tired of being single deeteatime ravensharpclaws
sarcastic-mccartney:cloneclubgifs:THIS IS IT THIS IS GONNA BE THE NEW MMM WHATCHA SAYTHIS IS MY FAVORITE THING
kisschases: if i ever date a famous person and got hate for it I’d honestly be the most sarcastic bitch ever to them I’d be like lol can’t hear you over the great sex we just had
sarcastic-mccartney: cloneclubgifs:THIS IS IT THIS IS GONNA BE THE NEW MMM WHATCHA SAYTHIS IS MY FAVORITE THING
sarcastically-sardonic: Don’t you dare compromise part of your being. Not for anyone and most certainly not for people unwilling to meet your monsters -Serenity || Don’t You Dare, My Dear, 01-11-15
sarcastic-boobs-girl: Kik me if you wanna pay me to be my slave or if you wanna buy nudes or videos Kik: sarcasticboobs
be-there-now-in-a-minute: Alan Rickman in Dogma Probably my favourite role he has ever played, nobody pulls of pissed off, sassy, sarcastic angel like he does.
annual-transylvanian-convention: blue-disorder: annual-transylvanian-convention: people think i’m nice but actually i’m just bitter and sarcastic People think i’m bitter and sarcastic but actually i’m nice hm that might actually be a better
sarcastic-snowflake: During exam time, I wish I went to Hogwarts - 5% because of all the magic, 95% because their exams seem to be cancelled almost every year.
Being extremely sarcastic and slightly mean to people who pisssed me off yesterday now that I’m in a slightly better mood….it’s what I do best.
teamrocketing: my last words will probably be sarcastic
chelsdamelsp: snorlaxatives: when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic What on earth where do these gifs even come from
golgibodies: texting someone new is always weird. like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words?
vodkaslumber: khaleesi-ofbooty: vodkaslumber: Went to the nail salon and showed her my nipples as a reference to the colour I wanted them done. 10/10 would recommend. LMFAO hoes these days This ‘hoe’ was being sarcastic
sarcastics: I wonder what it feels like to have a guy actually care about you and want to be with you
motherofqueers: belatedmedia: The first movie really did have a great script. did they really have a script though? was it not just johnny depp and orlando bloom being sarcastic assholes?
justjames: My biggest fear is that people can’t tell that I am being sarcastic over text and just end up thinking I am an arsehole
chocolate-chip-skylark: chelsdamelsp: snorlaxatives: when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic What on earth where do these gifs even come from satan
voulx: i want to die but i’m not able to kill myself, does anyone want to kill me???
A part of sarcasm is for you to understand the irony, which means that if you need a change in facial expression or tone of voice to determine if a person is being sarcastic as your sign and explanation for the sarcasm itself in order to adhere to your
getoffmybloghoe: when someone calls you funny when you find out that they’re being sarcastic
firefly-flashes: danipup: firefly-flashes: clevermrfoxx: handcuffsplease: I know I am but you know I’m a brat I love her mouth, but sometimes it gets her into more trouble than she can handle. I don’t ever *mean* to be sarcastic or bratty to
Alright but let me explain something, when someone says something sarcastically to me and it is something that if not being joked about would be highly offensive, I still take it as offensive. My boyfriend is extremely sarcastic and every now and then
