im an impatient ass
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patiently–impatient: sourcedumal: torisoulphoenix: quietstorm-thundathighs: ahndaodiu: bxbosslady: Who knew? To save a life and a child from an ass whipping ^^ BOOOOOOSST!!!!!!!!!! It’s totally true 👌👌
on a more upbeat note: i started playing splat zones b/c i was too impatient to wait for map rotations and ur fucking welcome @team b/c i tended to splat 3-4 squids at the start of the match so ur asses can claim the zones. but also i’m so fucking sorry
cerebral-company: PSAIf you’re in a restaurant/diner and the only table that is open has dishes on it, DO NOT SIT THERE. Sit in your DESIGNATED WAITING AREA AND WAIT FOR THE SERVER TO CLEAN OFF THE TABLE. Why? Because when you’re an impatient ass