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strictmaster: At least she what she is. So many people never find their true calling. “Cumdump 4 life. I am a ugly flat chested worthless dumb fuckmeat abuse whore. Any man can use my hole.” Definitely not an english major…
D:Well thank you! Haha, quite a few years older? As for the advice part, I actually want to be an English Major, and possibly get on as a sex/relationship advice columnist somewhere. Hopefully, I’ll be able to use this blog as a reference. I feel
shorm: portentouscatastrophe: celticmagician: amandaonwriting: Affect or Effect #english #very important #sometimes even I have to think about this before I write#and I was an English major oh i’m just going to start typing æffect fuck it
gwenswitch: hypdom: This book is soo silly… I mean, I’m an English major after all and this book is so ridiculous. Barely any plot… just some stupid vignettes about girls becoming bimbos to their boyfriends. One after another… I don’t
heepnotic: Heechul can’t even convince himself that he’s an English major.vid (c) /// translated from (c)
wisconsindomdaddy: More selfies from Foxy. Was an English major at UW-Madison. Met her in a coffee shop on State Street. Paid for her coffee, chatted, then told her she’d look beautiful with my cock in her mouth. The first time, she didn’t know what
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omgsamchap: cumsock: petitetimidgay: an intelligent young man He looks like an English major ^LMAO
cumsock: petitetimidgay: an intelligent young man He looks like an English major
best-of-funny: retroactivebakeries: fuckdanielmaitland: There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how incredible I think you are. As an english major I will do you the
dem-yaoi-hands: rampant-noodle: feekins: rampant-noodle: rampant-noodle: its dead week my sister has given up on being an english major and has decided to be a full time burrito she was quoted saying “burritos don’t have to write lesson
pocketangels: an english major, an art major, and a film major walk into a bar they all get ridiculed for pursuing what they love Why do people even LIVE in the USA if this is actually true… ffs.
The Secret Life of an English Major
feministpixie: “Oh, so because I’m straight I’m not allowed to have an opinion on [insert LGBT issue here]” Listen. I’m an english major. I know next to nothing about science, engineering, and astronomy. Sure, I think space is cool. I’m
thatmademadej:Shane looks like the English Lit student i met at a flat party who told me i had nice eyes and talked for ages about Oscar Wilde and nihilism who i pulled in a bathroom and then occasionally saw again around campus but never acknowledged
groovychainsaws: American education
englishproblems: An english major in math class
espikvlt:No, but honestly, as an English major, there is nothing more hilarious than white/straight people who use the dictionary as their only defense. You know what all my English professors have taught me? How useless the dictionary is, and how it
lava-princess: tintindreamsbig: darkmoonfall: College as a Senior: A Summary College as an English major. LolOr at leas that’s how it was for me and the other English majors I knew. If being an English major taught me one thing it was how to bullshit
portentouscatastrophe: celticmagician: amandaonwriting: Affect or Effect #english #very important #sometimes even I have to think about this before I write#and I was an English major oh
moc-tod-ffuts-modnar: portentouscatastrophe: celticmagician: amandaonwriting: Affect or Effect #english #very important #sometimes even I have to think about this before I write#and I was an English major oh To Affect is an Action. Effect is
professorfangirl: wibblywobblyspookywooky: pocketangels: an english major, an art major, and a film major walk into a bar they all get ridiculed for pursuing what they love #alternate punchline: they all get asked if they want to become teachers
I declared a major for college today. I’m going for an associate’s in English and hopefully afterwards I can either transfer to go for a bachelors degree or I can find a job as a library assistant. I took a placement test for english and it
itspoonanjimarsha: rampant-noodle: feekins: rampant-noodle: rampant-noodle: its dead week my sister has given up on being an english major and has decided to be a full time burrito she was quoted saying “burritos don’t have to write lesson plans”
pocketangels: an english major, an art major, and a film major walk into a bar they all get ridiculed for pursuing what they love
wibblywobblyspookywooky: pocketangels: an english major, an art major, and a film major walk into a bar they all get ridiculed for pursuing what they love #alternate punchline: they all get asked if they want to become teachers
djinnman: You know what’s fun? Being an English major and a cartoon fan. I could go on, but I won’t.
brighteyedlua: dem-yaoi-hands: rampant-noodle: feekins: rampant-noodle: rampant-noodle: its dead week my sister has given up on being an english major and has decided to be a full time burrito she was quoted saying “burritos don’t have to write
dem-yaoi-hands: rampant-noodle: feekins: rampant-noodle: rampant-noodle: its dead week my sister has given up on being an english major and has decided to be a full time burrito she was quoted saying “burritos don’t have to write lesson plans”
Am I artsy fartsy yet?
sirnotappearinginthisblog:so nasa opened up applications to be an astronaut and all u have to have is a degree in the “right” field like ok nasa i see how it is u think an english lit major cant go to space well then tell me whos gonna analyze homoerotic
talkwordytome: I should start saying this any time people ask why I’m an English major
If you’re claiming to be an English major, please at least use the correct form of “your/you’re.” My soul is crying.
necessary #edgarallanpoe readings to prep for an English major life
Being an English major (while going for my early childhood education certification) certainly feels like this. Classrooms filled with students that are, also, mad at a fictional character or just unlocking idealisms from an author that preceded you by
celebsthatcopymadonna: Haven’t you heard the expression “4 English men (and an Irish one?) don’t make a right”? One Direction is a perfect example of “wrong” because he is a major Madonna copycat. How dare he copy Madonna’s iconic stolen
rampant-noodle: feekins: rampant-noodle: rampant-noodle: its dead week my sister has given up on being an english major and has decided to be a full time burrito she was quoted saying “burritos don’t have to write lesson plans” i’ve decided
fiftyshadesofgreydaily:It’s a lot of getting into the character’s head, Ana’s headspace, kind of before she meets Christian. So it’s a lot of reading, which I love, but she’s an English major, so that’s kind of boring.
you-cant-stop-the-moriparty: derreckcastillo: all the time As an English major, this is the most accurate thing I have ever fucking seen.
tealass22: espikvlt:No, but honestly, as an English major, there is nothing more hilarious than white/straight people who use the dictionary as their only defense. You know what all my English professors have taught me? How useless the dictionary is,
malinaa:not to be an english major (derogatory) but reading books is good for u actually
bogleech: arcaneloquence: tealass22: espikvlt: No, but honestly, as an English major, there is nothing more hilarious than white/straight people who use the dictionary as their only defense. You know what all my English professors have taught me?
anarkiddo:anarkiddo:like it might just be me but i think calling anyone’s degree “useless” and “a waste of time” is fucking rude at best. absolutely unnecessary and it’s not just because i’m an english major that’s a fucked up thing to
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