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lesbianrey:the real difference between twitter and tumblr is that twitter fries your brain like an egg almost immediately vs tumblr simmers your brain slow n low in a crockpot
So Cute! They need an egg to raise!
mishasminions: IS IT HOT IN HERE OR CAN I JUST FRY AN EGG ON SEBASTIAN STAN’S BODY
adriofthedead: vicemag: A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack. just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just
chubbypineapples: adriofthedead: vicemag: A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack. just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee.
kurtthewurt: I wonder this about my roommates. If you can’t boil an egg or tie a trash bag, what in the hell have you been doing for 2 entire decades????? likewise with mine… Like how did your parents raise you and how do you college living
standingatthefence:Chester Higgins Jr. | An Egg Vendor, Ghana 1974
antemundaneorisonsawakendynamism: condescetier: hungrylikethewolfie: marielikestodraw: gaave: concernedresidentofbakerstreet: driving-an-impala-in-isengard: actualholidaybakery: ehretha: A tip from your favorite nurse (that’d be me) Always
nikolawashere: Blog so hot you can cook an egg on it. Animated by Me
sugar-and-feminism: thefruitsoflabor: sugar-and-feminism: I AM GOING TO SMACK EVERY PERSON WHO SAYS A SEX WORKER SELLS HER BODY DO YOU KNOW WHO IS SELLING HER BODY? ME. BECAUSE I AM AN EGG DONOR. AND I AM GETTING DRUGS INJECTED INTO MY STOMACH AND
Ewa Aulin in Death Laid an Egg (1968)
slimeshoujo:happy blackout!!! happy to b queer n black n an egg they/them pronouns
squishyandiknowit: hermionemollycharliepond: cybercitrus: pixelavender: adriofthedead: vicemag: A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning
koschei-the-ginger: karkat-barakat: So yesterday I got bored so I made a Facebook account for an egg And I friended a bunch of my friends and some strangers and posted some really dumb Facebook updates And people started messaging me so I responded
actionables: I once held an egg in my hand. It was awesome.
accioheadcanons: lmaoalien: plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view “i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg”
suck an egg .
hajime-nii: First and last appearances (Kondo’s isn’t really the last one but in the actual last one he looks like an egg and i couldn’t do that to him
…I just realized that I could name two pokemon of the same type Chronedome and Rewind and MAKE THEM HAVE AN EGG TOGETHER.
sunstreakerlovethyself: knockoutsnetflixaccount: WERE GOING THROUGH THIS PERSONS TFP SCREENSHOTS AND THIS IS IN THERE AND I CANT BREATHE IT LOOKS LIKE HES ABOUT TO LAY AN EGG ON HER the fuck
mursart: have u seen reapers legs like DAM leg so hot u fry an egg
zooophagous: chasingthehawk: I really have to question this owl’s survival skills… Leg so hot. Hot hot leg. Leg so hot you fry an egg.
gokuma: sixpenceee: A polished volcanic rock. what do you mean, it’s clearly an egg
did-you-kno: The scientists who first discovered the platypus thought it was fake. Although indigenous Aboriginal people already knew of the creature, European scientists assumed an egg-laying, duck-billed, beaver-tailed, otter-footed, venomous
f*ck kubey, I have an Egg
chineseshell replied to your post: f*ck kubey, I have an Egg Yea I got a problem! WITH YOUR FACE!
gingerpokemon-crossing: psycho—owl: floofkvist: “If it senses sadness with its fluffy fur, a Blissey will rush over to the sad person, however far away, to share an egg of happiness that brings a smile to any face.” - Blissey’s Emerald
boygeorgemichaelbluth: thatfunnyblog: You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty? They never said he was an egg.
actually-an-egg: just like old times
humanemoji: “tiny chameleon hatchling still thinks it’s inside an egg" aka me
omgtsn: laughingsquid:A Healthy Breakfast of Yogurt, Peach, and Apple Disguised as an Egg and Friesdo this to me and i will kill you
misslousiana: I never let an egg slip away when punching them😈
neurosciencestuff: NEBIAS: The world’s most advanced bionic hand A prosthetic hand, which provides a sense of touch acute enough to handle an egg, has been completed and is now exploited by the NEBIAS project after 10 years of EU-funded research. The
mrhayabusa: miketooch: sleepy-setto: Remember that Puzzle in Metal Gear 2 where you had to shut off the security lasers in a facility. You’re told they only go off at night but the game has no day and night cycle. So you go and get an egg (shaped
squided: diamoncls: yourwaifu: thala55o: mac and cheese what? mac and cheese That’s an egg
jantoni0: imauncleluke:gay-belge-francophone:Soyez fier des poils de votre corps !!!!! Waiting for his boys! I love the satisfied look on a guy’s face when my swimmers are in his ass looking for an egg to impregnate. This is right before I tell him
rickxoxomorty: I want to become an egg roll today…. It drops to 9°C now, which is already very cold to a sub-tropical human like me…. I know to some of you, this temperate is very warm lol! work by me @rickxoxomorty
videohall:This dog is confused by an egg.
mynewurl: mynewurl: this website has destroyed my sense of humour, last night i was in bed with my bf and i had a mental image of an egg with the word suspicious written on it and honestly lost my shit
danglingthpider: castielsunderpants: phoenixgryffin: drjohnhwatson: thequeenofvillainy: You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty? They never said he was an egg. all the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty
ghirakwi: leg so hot hot hot leg leg so hot u fry an egg
not-so-little-cal: an-egg: not having black people in something isnt racist it just means theres no fucking black people sorry no. anything without minorities is racist. look at your bedroom. is there a black man in your closet?? no? racist. how about
iamonlydorb: sucysucyfivedolla: the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg oh no I’m not falling for this one again
vexenort: cumsquats: *cracks an egg on my head* *a lemon falls out* What a time to be alive what the fuck does this post even mean
galifianafuck: collection of my favorite benedict cumberbatch quotes “it’s really difficult to draw cheese” “i don’t have the skill to tweet” “skydiving makes me horny” “should i take the shell out” - after he cracks an egg onto the
boypart: geromy has been treating hypno like an egg lately
wtffanfiction: Fandom: Neon Genesis Evangelion “They continued to rub his thighs until they were so warm that they could fry an egg with them. In fact, they did, and ate it for dinner, off of his thighs. ‘Ah! Guys that tickles!’ Shinji laughed.
afternoonranger: i was walking to history class and saw an egg in a water fountain i don’t understand why or how but i wish it the best of luck on it’s journey
missbeek: i think the pokemon breeders at the daycare have to act dumb and incredulous every time an egg “mysteriously” appears because they dont want their asses to go to jail after realizing the Champion’s created a personal illegal pokemon breeding
reigodric: ichigo-maid: ♡ Day 35 The humans still haven’t notice I’m not an egg. I can hear the muffled shouts of their arguments over who ate the last slice of cheese. I sit in my cold wonderland of endless sustenance and snicker happily to
pneumaticoutlaw: arcticmornkeys: pneumaticoutlaw: pneumaticoutlaw: reblog this and i’ll draw u an egg i was really hoping the reblogs on this would be a dime a dozen u dont want this post to spiral to a hundred thousand notes srsly every single
pixelavender: adriofthedead: vicemag: A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack. just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go
vancity604778kid:sevenshadesofa:ultrafacts: Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts Who just wakes up one day and thinks, “What if I cracked an egg underwater?” BECAUSE SCIENCE
duckumu: If you put an egg on it, it’s breakfast.
concentrated-sunshine: forloveofreason: the-strong-silent-typist: lornagonigall: wanderingwombyn: I will never understand people who insist that male and female roles in reproduction are “equal.” I mean, look, I’m not denying that an egg requires
meanttobreed: Riding his bare penis with an egg sitting in my uterus, I reach back and feel his balls tighten in preparation to release semen. It won’t be long before he’s fertilizing me while screaming my name in ecstasy.
meanttobreed: As his tongue crossed my womb, I felt the familiar ping of an egg being released. As he engulfed my nipple, I forgot where the condoms were. Nature guided us to multiple life creating orgasms that night.
