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not-so-little-cal: an-egg: not having black people in something isnt racist it just means theres no fucking black people sorry no. anything without minorities is racist. look at your bedroom. is there a black man in your closet?? no? racist. how about
lezjustdoit: the-laughing-cactus: some kids just turned up at my house and i still havent bought any candy so i just gave them random stuff from the pantry and this little girl got an egg and she was so greatful and i didnt know why until i saw heR
koschei-the-ginger: karkat-barakat: So yesterday I got bored so I made a Facebook account for an egg And I friended a bunch of my friends and some strangers and posted some really dumb Facebook updates And people started messaging me so I responded
bangs8: crack an egg in your ramen for maximum power
jealously: omgtsn: laughingsquid: A Healthy Breakfast of Yogurt, Peach, and Apple Disguised as an Egg and Fries do this to me and i will kill you
Are you a carrot, an egg or a coffee bean?
emiria: licuadosdeplatanodechocomilk: catbountry: radicalapollo: psifreezeomega: shishkababoo: smiling-prompto: trilllizard420: sangatsunolion: oh ym fucking god anime is cancelled FOR GOOD can i offer you an egg in these trying times? This
laughingsquid: A Healthy Breakfast of Yogurt, Peach, and Apple Disguised as an Egg and Fries
taraantino: Do you find me sadistic? You know, I bet I could fry an egg on your head right now, if I wanted to. You know, Kiddo, I’d like to believe that you’re aware enough even now to know that there’s nothing sadistic in my actions. Well, maybe
pokegoth: legalfunnybunny: marcgiela: mercedesbenzodiazepine: What the FUCK is this I’m dying me outside the club me when it’s 10:31am and I want an Egg McMuffin Check out shellycove.com to see some awesome
roganrichards: AND for all u peeps who have Easter today! Have a KIKASS! one from me and @hvncaustralia and my rabbit head. #photographybyroganrichards (no, im NOT laying an egg…)
legalfunnybunny: marcgiela: mercedesbenzodiazepine: What the FUCK is this I’m dying me outside the club me when it’s 10:31am and I want an Egg McMuffin
ripleysuicide: Ripley Suicide hot pics http://fatlossfactormax.com/how-many-calories-in-an-egg/
satan-just: feelinlit: shit looked like a transformer. i thought it was an egg yolk
downrightsugoi: kitechaser: sportyspice94: How To Blow Up An Egg beautiful Amazing.
theanimalblog: A Northern Flicker bird carries an egg in its beak as it vacates a nest in a roadside signpost in Yellowstone Park. The birds had been chased out of their home by a European Starling couple. Picture: Chuck Courson / Rex Features
msjewbooty: leg so hot hot hot leg leg so hot u fry an egg
usb-dongle: one time my boyfriend cracked an egg and it looked just like a fish
afternoonranger: i was walking to history class and saw an egg in a water fountain i don’t understand why or how but i wish it the best of luck on it’s journey
clemvevo: id-shoot-me: aquanite: When your pigeon lays an egg in your lap… look how happy he is he’s so proud of himself he’s clearly a female
trustme-im-a-pirate: mindblownie: annabellioncourt: idrils: i see your ‘nowhere in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty was an egg’ and raise you ‘nowhere in the legendarium does tolkien say that elves have pointed ears’ Mary Shelley
eternalsnowobjects: erinwert: selesnyapokemonprofessor: solace-y: howlsmovingumbrellastand: I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it! I thought it wasn’t possible to crack an egg in your palm
scoutingny: Hot day in NYC - was someone literally trying to fry an egg on the street? Seen in the Bronx…
scarfowl: floofkvist: “If it senses sadness with its fluffy fur, a Blissey will rush over to the sad person, however far away, to share an egg of happiness that brings a smile to any face.” - Blissey’s Emerald Pokédex Entry okay this
the-laughing-cactus: some kids just turned up at my house and i still havent bought any candy so i just gave them random stuff from the pantry and this little girl got an egg and she was so greatful and i didnt know why until i saw heR THROW IT AT THE
boygeorgemichaelbluth: thatfunnyblog: You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty? They never said he was an egg.
Went to the beach yesterday.Got baked like an egg on the sidewalk.Step-mother said it adds color to my normally ‘pale’ complexion.Yeah. Color of a tomato.
vimesbootstheory: erinwert: selesnyapokemonprofessor: solace-y: howlsmovingumbrellastand: I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it! I thought it wasn’t possible to crack an egg in your palm
speakerunknown: stacey-brighteyes: nyahsaroce: How To Blow Up An Egg i love tumblr. wow jaja i was not expecting that lmao:D
jealously: omgtsn: laughingsquid:A Healthy Breakfast of Yogurt, Peach, and Apple Disguised as an Egg and Friesdo this to me and i will kill you
hermionemollycharliepond: cybercitrus: pixelavender: adriofthedead: vicemag: A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack. just stick
neurosciencestuff: NEBIAS: The world’s most advanced bionic hand A prosthetic hand, which provides a sense of touch acute enough to handle an egg, has been completed and is now exploited by the NEBIAS project after 10 years of EU-funded research. The
hanse-l:Dad bod so hot you could fry an egg
jantoni0: imauncleluke:gay-belge-francophone:Soyez fier des poils de votre corps !!!!! Waiting for his boys! I love the satisfied look on a guy’s face when my swimmers are in his ass looking for an egg to impregnate. This is right before I tell him
did-you-kno: Albert Einstein once said his 2nd-best idea (after the theory of relativity) was soft-boiling an egg at the same time as he was cooking his soup, so he could get two meals and only have to wash one pot. Source Source 2
dcplanet: ♬ ♪ ♩ ♫ ♪ Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg. The Batmobile lost a wheel, the Joker got away ♬ ♪ ♩ ♫ ♪ Batman Smells by beyx
wickedlye: lilithpax: galina1966: 😅 Small things amuse… Cuz he’s an egg man Which came first…
lovesexandhumor: I want an egg bed!
blondebrainpower:Jingle Bells Batman Smells Robin Laid an Egg - The Joker
blondebrainpower:The Easter Beagle Delivers an Egg to Woodstock
ghostofcheney: The Joker: Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg, the Batmobile lost a wheel, and the Joker got away! Xmas with the Joker..why the fuck would you want to spend it any other way?
jasontoddism: Jingle Bells, Batman smells. Robin laid an egg. The Batmobile lost a wheel and the Joker got away!
draug419: xradiosity: Rebirth. Part 1 | Part 2 Post MM. Link finds an egg in Kakariko.look at the tiny baby ;;; I’ve been chewing on this page all weekend. I think there will be one more, we’ll see. and then maybe I’ll start doing another comic!
theheirofbreath: i fried an egg at 10:54 pm and gained like 3 followers gnight evryone \m/
notlostonanadventure: videohall: This dog is confused by an egg. This person has really uneven flooring
annabellioncourt: idrils: i see your ‘nowhere in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty was an egg’ and raise you ‘nowhere in the legendarium does tolkien say that elves have pointed ears’ Mary Shelley didn’t give the monster bolts.
ghost-phage:Leon angrily tossing an egg, now in high definition
fuckyeahgirlselfies: Get Laid - The first thing an egg does :)
everythinggandy: David Gandy for Esquire SG Sept 2014 - Photography: Tomo Brejc you know…just hanging out…with an egg…no biggie
memyselfandhate: iamonlydorb: sucysucyfivedolla: the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg oh no I’m not falling for this one again what
dinofarts: an-egg: yeah I speak Chinese 凵𠂆 𠂎丹丫 well fuck I’m chinese and I stared at this for about ten minutes before I got it
since my mind and blog seem to already be in the gutter: kounoi hc that sometimes koujaku puts an egg vibrator in noiz on nights out for days where noiz is being particularly difficult with him. at first noiz would be all cocky about it - saying stuff
saccstry: All of my milkbleed girls together in 1 post :DPrints
sunsteez: how many cartons you think they would go through if they were partnered up for an egg parenting experiment in class? spike the baby
thespectacularspider-girl: princesstigerbelle: anchorarms: coolcatgroup: hall–o–ween: You comfie bud??? Shame the Pumpkin fucker THEY JUST LIkE TO SIT Incubating an egg
