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finnthepotato: i walked two kilometers to hatch an egg and its a zubat this is why i cant be a parent i cant wait 9 months for a kid what if its a fucking zubat again
reclamon: He called him a bread but an egg going well with bread. ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿
What I saw under Amy as she got off my cock. I hope there’s an egg awaiting all my boys, in there.
i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed: videohall: This dog is confused by an egg. this is so important to me
ms-oedipussex: “Mmmmmm, just imagine it’s my pussy muscles clasping your cockshaft, son….and the insides of Mommy’s womb you’ll be plastering all that hot, potent baby-making cream! Soon… (Mommy’s gotta make sure she’s got an egg
chaining-the-katechon: pissyjorts: kavvka: pissyjorts: life… is an egg explain has chickens in it sometimes Those r ducks
artcrossaura:🌼 Can I offer you an egg in this trying time? 🌼 <3 <3 <3
soulman1: Hope yall have one hell of an Egg Day, courtesy of me and my huge crew! uwu < |D’‘‘‘
soulman1: Hope yall have one hell of an Egg Day, courtesy of me and my huge crew! uwu yummies~ ;9
suppermariobroth: In Yoshi’s Story, it’s possible to pop a bubble containing a fruit without using an egg, simply by bumping into it a number of times. (Footage recorded by me from a N64 emulator.)
not-so-little-cal: an-egg: not having black people in something isnt racist it just means theres no fucking black people sorry no. anything without minorities is racist. look at your bedroom. is there a black man in your closet?? no? racist. how about
memyselfandhate: iamonlydorb: sucysucyfivedolla: the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg oh no I’m not falling for this one again what
the lights in the sky are stars!: an-egg: tumblr is fucking horrible its basically just reverse...
biocanvas: Slowed by SUMO: Sperm from Drosophila melanogaster Fertilization of an egg by sperm seems just about impossible from a sperm’s perspective. There are chemical, mechanical, and physical obstacles that try to ensure only one sperm can fertilize
thenimbus: Welcome to M.C. Escher’s Take-out. We’re frankly not sure how you got here, but welcome regardless! We’re impressed! Would you like the fifth dimensionally fried rice, an egg roll of pure probability, or a negative square root serving
lesbianrey:the real difference between twitter and tumblr is that twitter fries your brain like an egg almost immediately vs tumblr simmers your brain slow n low in a crockpot
human: bailey-elizabeth-ryan: ridleyscottish: human: this picture of peanut butter is so satisfying anyone else think it was an egg at first i thought it was a man in a suit with a really odd face… What the heck I thought it was a thumb with
vimesbootstheory: erinwert: selesnyapokemonprofessor: solace-y: howlsmovingumbrellastand: I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it! I thought it wasn’t possible to crack an egg in your palm
jakfruit: Avocado toast with cilantro and green onions and oh my god I cannot believe I successfully poached an egg.
coinfarts: dennys:It’s tough being an egg. Better than being me - ignored for 10 months and treated worse than a fucking dog by Martin O’Malley!
adriofthedead: dogribs: videozoology: squeedge: Looking pretty cool there, Ghidorah. hahaha Oh Ghidora What happened to you oh my god it’s adorbls ♥ I HAD SOME TOYS LIKE THIS i loved them so much they would transform into an egg and then
placeholderblogname: I colored an egg.
hey does anyone have that video of this dog flipping out over an egg
amb0rg: amb0rg: I made a shirt with an egg on it daytime reblog! aaa amber this is a cute shirt #1
carbyle said: turning into a robot just to pick up an egg
jackblack11: She needs more than an Egg Beater
fruitymilkstuff:Uh oh, Derpy!Look what you’ve gotten yourself into THIS time!Tentacles are such horny little bastards, aren’t they?At least these ones don’t have teeth or anything! Right?Also the tentacle isn’t laying an egg or pumping her full
donkocabana:Happy Easter 0 (<= that’s an egg)<3
lifeofmods: So we found that if we travel in the opposite direction of the shopping centre, there’s a little cafe tucked away down a side street less than 2 minutes drive away. They do an egg, or a bacon, or a sausage big breakfast, which disturbed
bluegears990:AHHHHHH Fuck me honey! Fuck me! There’s an egg waiting for you inside my womb!!!
did-you-kno:Albert Einstein once said his 2nd-best idea (after the theory of relativity) was soft-boiling an egg at the same time as he was cooking his soup, so he could get two meals and only have to wash one pot. Source Source 2
intabmossvernper: Get Laid - The first thing an egg does :)
trustme-im-a-pirate: mindblownie: annabellioncourt: idrils: i see your ‘nowhere in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty was an egg’ and raise you ‘nowhere in the legendarium does tolkien say that elves have pointed ears’ Mary Shelley
mynewurl: mynewurl: this website has destroyed my sense of humour, last night i was in bed with my bf and i had a mental image of an egg with the word suspicious written on it and honestly lost my shit
marsapartment: marsapartment: Thinking about how the cinematography and lighting in the scene where hungover Harley Quinn buys an egg sandwich, and goes through the heartbreak of losing it, is better and more moving than 99% of cinema The fact that
are-u-an-egg: kids react to 50 dollar tumblr themes
pixelavender: adriofthedead: vicemag: A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack. just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go
cybercitrus: pixelavender: adriofthedead: vicemag: A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack. just stick your hands in boiling hot
gingerpokemon-crossing: psycho—owl: floofkvist: “If it senses sadness with its fluffy fur, a Blissey will rush over to the sad person, however far away, to share an egg of happiness that brings a smile to any face.” - Blissey’s Emerald
graylees: laughbitches: clannyphantom: how was everyone’s easter??? i fucked an egg
sukkanen: adios-amigoatses: videohall: This dog is confused by an egg. sukkanen CRIES LOUDLY AT THE CUTE DOG
dennys: embrace your uncomfort zone, have another biteembrace your comforter zone, eat breakfast in bedembrace your mumford zone, eat out of a silly rustic hatembrace your sunburn zone, fry an egg on the sidewalkembrace your nuncomfort zone, buy a nun
squided: diamoncls: yourwaifu: thala55o: mac and cheese what? mac and cheese That’s an egg mac and cheese
funkslack: i couldn’t help but add an egg statue
averagesorceress replied to your post: I made a ramen noodle omelet. Or a ram…How did you do this? It looks delicious.Its actually pretty easy! You make ramen as you normally do and while its boiling scramble an egg in a separate pan and crisp
unotified: Leg so hot u fry an egg
amethystpilot: Romance of 2 lover birds My little cousin asked me “why is there an egg on her forehead?” when she first saw Pearl, :))))
I had this really tedious dream where I had to mail a bunch of letters for some reason, and I put a letter in an envelope that was already addressed to someone else. I already put the stamp on it before I found out so I spent the rest of the dream trying
Art so hot you fry an egg.
thehumon:Chansey became my favorite in Pokemon Go as soon as I hatched her from an egg.
hannecke: Concepts for a Guy Fieri animated show.
meruz:this scene was a littlllle creepy… but dang did i want to see an egg come out of the family computer so bad after this
its-barack-o-llama: iamonlydorb: sucysucyfivedolla: the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg oh no I’m not falling for this one again AGAIN?!?!?!?
scribblekin: Trying to get my sketch speed up. The Challenge: 10 min on an egg timer. try to lay out a pose before it rings! Crank the timer back to 10 and do something else! (let go and leave the mistakes you see in the previous one D: HARD for me)
squishyandiknowit: cybercitrus: pixelavender: adriofthedead: vicemag: A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack. just stick your
reguridiscordserver: And another collab!We just started from a random idea and there, now it’s Red’s snorlax origin story.If you’re wondering why Red is loudly meowing on an egg watch this…Laserbobcat || Tumblr || Twitter || Kofi! || Naturestormz
anotherdayanotherchange: an-egg: pro tips on how to deal with a mugging here at tumbler.com Uhm. Tumbler.com? I don’t know that site.
