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datchickfromminecraft: SU Gifs Gifs Goes to their Rightful Owners bird mother lays an egg
legalfunnybunny: marcgiela: mercedesbenzodiazepine: What the FUCK is this I’m dying me outside the club me when it’s 10:31am and I want an Egg McMuffin
boy-code: janemba:I’m an egg today
braidsandbruisedknees: memyselfandhate: iamonlydorb: sucysucyfivedolla: the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg oh no I’m not falling for this one again what
markipliergamegifs: This is the most friend statement I’ve ever heard lol Markiplier Makes: An Egg Drop
actionables: I once held an egg in my hand. It was awesome.
i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed: videohall: This dog is confused by an egg. this is so important to me
squishyandiknowit:hermionemollycharliepond: cybercitrus: pixelavender: adriofthedead: vicemag: A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning
jealously: omgtsn: laughingsquid:A Healthy Breakfast of Yogurt, Peach, and Apple Disguised as an Egg and Friesdo this to me and i will kill you This makes me uncomfortable.
squided: diamoncls: yourwaifu: thala55o: mac and cheese what? mac and cheese That’s an egg
joshpeck: correctdichotomy: (image credit to Dan Hoare on twitter) I ONLY JUST LEARNED ABOUT THE EXISTENCE OF THIS MUSHROOM????? WHICH ERUPTS FROM AN EGG BEFORE UNCURLING HELLISH ARMS, EXPOSING ITS STICKY MASS OF SPORES TO BE SPREAD BY FLIES ATTRACTED
bangljoe-deactivated20200612: 'how do you open an egg when cooking' featuring lee byunghun
i cook an egg with a spoon
Ya girl fluffy is in a mood today,I’m slow and lazy as hell this Saturday afternoon lol..it literally took me 1 hour to make my breakfast when all I had to do was boil an egg… also I’m eating my “breakfast” at 2:30pm… cause it took
feinted: 20,000 holes drilled into an egg shell.
adriofthedead: vicemag: A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack. just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just
dinofarts: an-egg: yeah I speak Chinese 凵𠂆 𠂎丹丫 well fuck I’m chinese and I stared at this for about ten minutes before I got it
boygeorgemichaelbluth: thatfunnyblog: You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty? They never said he was an egg.
memyselfandhate: iamonlydorb: sucysucyfivedolla: the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg oh no I’m not falling for this one again what
Hello and welcome to the white family™ buffet! We have triangle egg and cress sandwiches, some weird perfectly square ham sandwiches… and a big bowl of loose multipack crisps of multiple unknown flavours all mixed together! Dig in!
tinysaurus-rex: aquestionablemutt: healingheartdogs: aquestionablemutt: healingheartdogs: Around 800 high value training treats for the price of one can of tuna, an egg, and a cup of flour? WHY HAVE I NOT MADE TUNA FUDGE BEFORE NOW? How do you
sidonspussy: art-ichoke: ayellowbirds: ambiguouslyevil: helgageraldinepataki: darkwingsnark: vincedakota: me thinkin abt how perry the platypus is Often referred to as an egg laying mammal, even in his theme song: Not to forget when Candace was
not-so-little-cal: an-egg: not having black people in something isnt racist it just means theres no fucking black people sorry no. anything without minorities is racist. look at your bedroom. is there a black man in your closet?? no? racist. how about
accioheadcanons: lmaoalien: plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view “i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg”
finnthepotato: i walked two kilometers to hatch an egg and its a zubat this is why i cant be a parent i cant wait 9 months for a kid what if its a fucking zubat again
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nue: girl are u an egg? because ur definitely getting laid tonight
legalfunnybunny: marcgiela: mercedesbenzodiazepine: What the FUCK is this I’m dying me outside the club me when it’s 10:31am and I want an Egg McMuffin 😂😂😂😂😂😂
sorrygirlsisuckcock: mishasminions: IS IT HOT IN HERE OR CAN I JUST FRY AN EGG ON SEBASTIAN STAN’S BODY http://sorrygirlsisuckcock.tumblr.com/
trustme-im-a-pirate: mindblownie: annabellioncourt: idrils: i see your ‘nowhere in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty was an egg’ and raise you ‘nowhere in the legendarium does tolkien say that elves have pointed ears’ Mary Shelley
evilsmurfnope: thefamilyspinster: teamrcket: nope: correctdichotomy: (image credit to Dan Hoare on twitter) I ONLY JUST LEARNED ABOUT THE EXISTENCE OF THIS MUSHROOM????? WHICH ERUPTS FROM AN EGG BEFORE UNCURLING HELLISH ARMS, EXPOSING ITS STICKY
lucioballin: God tier McElroy goofs - can you curse a real sword?- AMELIE, I COOK AN EGG WITH A SPOON- I will take a hammer and FIX the baby- beanfreak- roachy- I’m sprite pepsi, and I’m abstinence till I die!- worcestersher- what about…. one million
mynewurl: mynewurl: this website has destroyed my sense of humour, last night i was in bed with my bf and i had a mental image of an egg with the word suspicious written on it and honestly lost my shit
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accioheadcanons: lmaoalien: plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view “i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg”
dumbass-bitch-disease: gahdamnpunk: The rich are getting more rich tho God damn it I’m really gonna have to pack my bags and move to Scotland and be an egg farmer huh. Their national animal is the unicorn and ours is a damn bird
iwhumpyou:One of the best tips for writing descriptions of pain is actually a snippet I remember from a story where a character is given a host of colored pencils and asked to draw an egg.The character says that there’s no white pencil. But you don’t
raviravioli: cooking show contestants be like: “when i was 7 my dog died and i cooked an egg and ever since cooking is now my life"
thegalaxyfoxx: just-shower-thoughts: No where in humpty dumpty does it say hes an egg. *Sound of childhood shattering*
pissyjorts: kavvka: pissyjorts: life… is an egg explain has chickens in it sometimes
quietroombears: Poor Easter Bunny. Never should have tried to hide an egg in the Quiet Room. HAPPY EASTER! www.quietroombears.com
kaguramutsuki: momunofu: kaguramutsuki: momunofu: I wonder what hatching from an egg is like you know how it feels putting clothes on when your skin is wet. imagine that but taking them off sounds like you’re talking from experience
cybercitrus: pixelavender: adriofthedead: vicemag: A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack. just stick your hands in boiling hot
bryankonietzko: While I’m at it, here is the “Have You Seen My flying Bison?” poster I made for the ATLA Book 2 episode, “Lake Laogai,” with calligraphy by S.L. Lee, PhD, slightly-less way back in May of 2006. Aang looks like an egg with Aang’s
gingerpokemon-crossing: psycho—owl: floofkvist: “If it senses sadness with its fluffy fur, a Blissey will rush over to the sad person, however far away, to share an egg of happiness that brings a smile to any face.” - Blissey’s Emerald
machoface: giantsorcowboys: Saturday Special Sonny Bill Williams Needs To Wrap Those Guns Around More Than An Egg-Shaped Ball! Sexy As Frackin’ Hell, Baby! ————————————————————————————————-
genchiart: We just got Cintiqs at our art school! I drew an egg friend on mine.
nicolae-carpathia: scientists have produced the first robot able to lure an egg into a false sense of security (source unknown)
catbountry: radicalapollo: psifreezeomega: shishkababoo: smiling-prompto: trilllizard420: sangatsunolion: oh ym fucking god anime is cancelled FOR GOOD can i offer you an egg in these trying times? This is worse than the chicken nugget animation.
