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NASA and the US Air Force spent 踡 million dollars to create a robotic device that could crack an egg. They then spent an additional 輑 million dollars on a robot that would actually prepare the omelet.
dwaejico: i was laughing at sungjae because everyone else had an icon and he was still an egg but then he hatched
facial-reef: You have to love it when you go to Panda Express and ask for an order of Rangoons but instead they decide to just give you an egg roll drenched in sweet and sour sauce.
i'd like to throw an egg into an electric fan
popkas: From an ancient race, he can change like a shapeshifter. Omega is the first of the Hengers! It’s a Henger/Dino hybrid, and for some reason it’s curled up into an egg. This is something all Hengers can do, they curl up their bodies and
princessdawnauroreon: underlytrashy: blogkhadra: Milk in a cookie cup Backwards egg Are you trying to tell me the centre of an egg is a cookie?
knightscrest: once there was an egg. he was bullied constantly and everyone was just generally mean to him. so one day, he decided to leave. in search of kinder eggs
skyslut: theapatheticstag: gemqueer: theapatheticstag: imoshun: theapatheticstag: Let’s wrestle Fight me Gurl don’t play, you know I could snap you like a twig lol don’t let him fool you, rex is smol like an egg. very smol egg. You ever
anonymouswatcher: onlyblackgirl: onlyblackgirl: Anyways, here’s two gay penguins adopting an egg. mood Everybody has an opinion All the things that could happen when food causes an imbalance in their DNA (it doesn’t) and them ending up
Robert Cabagnot an embryo in its egg…
rubberninjers:nobodyy-knowws:thebootydiaries:thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: feeling egg oh my god guys for real im laughing so hard rn I think the worst part was that she was fighting with an egg i love 13 year olds
humoristics: frnkoreo: OH MY GOD I HAVE TWO PAIRS OF THESE AND I BOUGHT THEM BECAUSE I THOUGHT THEY WERE FUCKING EGGS AS WELL BUT THEY’RE FLOWERS???????WHAT THE FUCK Well you are an egg so
homestuckfanboy: thebritishteapot: youweremyfavorite: byeproductivity: headlikeanorange: The Guillemot is a seabird that lays its eggs on a bare rock ledge on a cliff face. When an egg is accidentally dislodged, its shape causes it to spin in a tight
lavenderandsage: dreams-of-tamikas-world-321: lavenderandsage: Bound and ready for daddy. but in my dreams, the flowers are… quite different than down there in China town.go choke on an egg roll China bitch. Egg rolls are yummy
just-shower-thoughts: 23 years on this planet, and I’ve only now realised that the yellow capsules inside Kinder eggs are the yoke of an egg.
h0llaween: OH MY GOD THE TWITTER DEFAULT ICON IS AN EGG BECAUSE YOU’RE NEW TO TWITTER YOU’RE A NEW EGG YOU’RE A NEW TWEETER OH MY CHRIST
furious-muffins-in-cups: 2srooky: opal-porn: Ethiopian opal geode That’s an egg. WHO BROKE THE DRAGON EGG
mxcleod:that1animechick:Why did you put an egg in my juice? Aesthetic I swear to god if i fucking scroll down there better not be a picture of a god damn glass full of god damn juice with a god damn piece of shit egg, i swear to fucking god
squided: rubberninjers: nobodyy-knowws: thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: feeling egg oh my god guys for real im laughing so hard rn I think the worst part was that she was fighting with an egg i love 13 year olds Fighting
bluemoonygirl: titaniumvulpes: bluemoonygirl: titaniumvulpes: princesscirce: 1977punk: tfw you start making pancakes and then realize you don’t have any eggs and your life is ruined as a result You can use bananas as an egg substitute in pancakes
fliptunas: i dont care if youre 7 there is no way i am letting you win an easter egg hunt welcome to the real world jackass
dennys: restorify: dennys: Look, the egg is fine. It’s just a little nervous about the impending spatula flip. Don’t worry. This is an egg’s destiny. Is Denny’s okay? WE SAID WE’RE FINE!!
coelasquid: byeproductivity: headlikeanorange: The Guillemot is a seabird that lays its eggs on a bare rock ledge on a cliff face. When an egg is accidentally dislodged, its shape causes it to spin in a tight circle, which prevents it from falling
perksofbeingapiratecaptain: What really gets me about the anti-abortion stance, is that a woman loses an egg a month when she gets her period. Yet terminating a pregnancy is considered a huge deal because there is now a sperm inside the egg. It just
cookielyons: weloveblackgirls:rubberninjers:nobodyy-knowws:thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: feeling egg oh my god guys for real im laughing so hard rn I think the worst part was that she was fighting with an egg i love 13 year
juilan: This is an aborted human fetus at only 2 months. This was once a human life that was stopped short due to abortion. at two months it already has fully formed fingers, an apartment, and an egg yolk.
willowmoon92: did-you-kno: Two men may soon be able to father a baby without a female’s egg. A new study suggests the possibility of stem cells from a male being used to produce an egg, which would then be fertilized by sperm from a different male,
unshaped: clemvevo: id-shoot-me: aquanite: When your pigeon lays an egg in your lap… look how happy he is he’s so proud of himself he’s clearly a female THE EGG IS STILL WET HOW ARE YOU NOT PANICKING
tin-pistol:headlikeanorange: The Guillemot is a seabird that lays its eggs on a bare rock ledge on a cliff face. When an egg is accidentally dislodged, its shape causes it to spin in a tight circle, which prevents it from falling off the ledge into the
clawedrockdawg: teenag3scum: Fuck that, I’ll never fry an egg w/out clothes on. I’ve already had grease splat all over my neck once. Bitch is crazy. Frying eggs shouldn’t be too dangerous. She’d be crazy to fry bacon in the nude though.
xxinfamousxx321-deactivated2020:@moringmark This beauty is what I call Operation: Kinder, an egg-like shell covered in solar panels held by titanium alloy housing a metal stablizer to hold the egg in place. Inside is a warming mechanism with built in
thelittlefireicebird:Hiiiiiiiiii everyone in everywere and mister @moringmark Travel log : 11-12-19This is a great idea I’ve been thinking about since I saw the design announcement of sending an egg into space.the situation of sending the egg into
ribbon-queen: got eggs on my head, but dont call me an egg head
weebiees: jealously: omgtsn: laughingsquid:A Healthy Breakfast of Yogurt, Peach, and Apple Disguised as an Egg and Friesdo this to me and i will kill you wakey wakey eggs and lies
minimarts: youmeandmaddy: minimarts: i love how in my group of friends whenever eggs are mentioned we all think about the girl from yahoo answers who shoved an egg in her vagina which then boiled and her dad ended up eating it on accident what the
f1rstperson: givemeinternet: This eggshell has more than 20,000 holes drilled in it. ONE TIME I TRIED TO DRILL ONE HOLE IN AN EGG TO DRAIN THE YOLKS OUT AND THEN DRY IT. JUST A SMALL LITTLE HOLE AT THE TOP. I TRIED THIS WITH LIKE 20 DIFFERENT EGGS
youweremyfavorite: byeproductivity: headlikeanorange: The Guillemot is a seabird that lays its eggs on a bare rock ledge on a cliff face. When an egg is accidentally dislodged, its shape causes it to spin in a tight circle, which prevents it from
byeproductivity: headlikeanorange: The Guillemot is a seabird that lays its eggs on a bare rock ledge on a cliff face. When an egg is accidentally dislodged, its shape causes it to spin in a tight circle, which prevents it from falling off the ledge
pazdispenser: chicken….eeveelution pokemon proposed ability: signature move where it lays an egg like a substitute, and if within the few moves it takes to hatch your chicken was KOd, the egg hatches as a new one. but depending on the item it held,
odinsnotwearingmakeup: nobodyy-knowws: thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: feeling egg oh my god guys for real im laughing so hard rn I think the worst part was that she was fighting with an egg I think the best part is that she
kissmewithyourmouth:sixpenceee:From empty nest to first egg. A 3 months story in 3 minutes.(Source)Every bird in the world comes from an egg. 🥚Every one of them is a damn miracle. 💖
rawmasshole: lesbwian: lesbwian: that video of somebody putting makeup on an egg and somehow making that egg looks exactly like 89% of instagram just explains makeup culture more thoroughly than anyone on here ever could in case you guys don’t
Yup, and considering I don’t eat chicken, red meat, dairy, or fast food, I’m not concerned about the cholesterol I consume from eggs haha. Not to mention, I never eat more than an egg or two a day, I don’t eat them every day, and I’m constantly
