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push-4-me: upthesnatch: tempstric: upthesnatch: Rhea egg birth ostrich egg ? Not an ostrich egg, a rhea egg Mmmmmmm
An old school pic of Danni Cottontail. I wish it were higher-rez but she’s so cute and curvy we will take it. Nice Easter eggs, miss.
castiel-knight-of-hell:jen-kollic:thejollity:jen-kollic:hobopoppins:manaphy:wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS. I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch
theverge:62 of our favorite characters reimagined as Easter eggs.Artist Barak Hardley has once again taken a deep dive into pop culture to come up with an assortment of familiar egg-shaped faces and creatures. There are 62 painted eggs in all — if
castiel-knight-of-hell:jen-kollic:thejollity:jen-kollic:hobopoppins:manaphy:wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were genderedOKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS.I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch of
cirrus-sky replied to your post:Weeeeehhhoviposition gone wrongYeh I happen to have an unnatural obsession with eggs, both in the porn sense and in the i fucking love eating eggs, sense vwv
an-assassin-named-ghost replied to your post:Weeeeehhhwho puts eggs in a microwave?I was heating them up (they were hard boiled eggs) I just forgot to check on them because i got distracted ;w;
prepare your anuses, remember that any egg day submissions made to the regular commission form will be deleted, I will have an in stream only link to the special egg day submission form!
castiel-knight-of-hell:jen-kollic:thejollity:jen-kollic: hobopoppins: manaphy: wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS. I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a
egg-tats: toasthaste: sbnkalny: You: ball pit ; me, an intellectual: clown’s nest. How does a bot have the hottest takes I’ve ever fucking seen. How
jen-kollic: thejollity: jen-kollic: hobopoppins: manaphy: wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS. I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch of chocolate
imkatandimawesome:castiel-knight-of-hell:jen-kollic:thejollity:jen-kollic:hobopoppins:manaphy:wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were genderedOKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS.I work at a concession stand in an ice rink.
An omelette, a pile of bacon, a pile of scrambled eggs, two breakfast enchiladas, a waffle, six pancakes, three pieces of French toast, two donuts, two sausage links, another pile of scrambled eggs. a big pile of Mac and cheese Also another breakfast
grawly: inabasket: Last year for Easter, we got these cool egg decorating kits, with markers, stickers, stencils etc. I was trying to do an elaborate floral pattern on my eggs, but the stencil kept slipping. I got reeeeally distraught. More distraught
officialhamlet: i want realistic modern fantasy like someone finding a dragon egg and livetweeting the process of trying to hatch it (with no prior knowledge on how a dragon egg should be hatched) a guy selling an enchanted sword on craigslist a tattoo
urulokid: pittwo: dennys: he scream at own egg :V he whisper at own egg :v he scream at own racial bias lawsuits :V he scream at an article from 1994 in order to stir up shit and look edgy online when in reality denny’s incorporated sensitivity
covalentbonded: jen-kollic: thejollity: jen-kollic: hobopoppins: manaphy: wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS. I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch
hobopoppins: manaphy: wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS. I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch of chocolate bars and snacks and shit including Kinder
really-shit: Egg Shaped House [via] The Egg Shaped House was built in Beijing, China by designer Dai Haifei. Constructed to be completely off the grid, the Egg Shaped House supplies itself with ample power via an installed solar panel. Taking up as
witchking00: EASTER EGGS FLASH DISSCOUNTS ;) Hello everyone! NEW DISSCOUNTS in my store from now until 8th of April 2018!! I hope you have a nice EASTER EGG DAY!! :) STORE: https://wkcomics2.e-junkie.com/ PD: THIS IS NOT AN APRIL FOOLS DAY JOKE XD
gastrogirl: eggs benedict on homemade english muffins. One of the best things I ever ate was a California Eggs Benedict. It was eggs, a homemade veggie burger, and an English muffin with avocado and peppers on top :3
hardyness: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them → Occamy’s egg hatching:“Newt gently takes the egg back from Jacob as it hatches, revealing a small, blue, snake-like bird an Occamy. Newt, his face full of wonder, looks to Jacob as though expecting
365daysofhalloween: Ok, I’m in love with this idea.Meringue Bones and Blood Red Hot Chocolate from hereSweet Bones 6 large egg whites 1 1/2 cups sugar Preheat oven to 200 degrees. Put egg whites and sugar in the heatproof bowl of an electric mixer.
castiel-knight-of-hell: jen-kollic: thejollity: jen-kollic: hobopoppins: manaphy: wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS. I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We
did-you-kno: Cloud eggs became an Instagram fad in 2017, but they’re nearly 400 years old. The French have referred to the recipe as ‘Eggs in Snow’ for centuries. The easiest way to make it is by separating the whites from the yolk, beating
eggman-land: today im gonna show u how 2 cook an eggstep 1: egg step 2: cook egg now u have a beautiful fried egg
an-eggnog: Gen 1 pokemon are obviously superior to the newer gens. A Trashbag and Sword pokemon are just desperate ideas and just can not compare to classics such as Six Eggs, and Egg Tree
Digi-Egg of Love The Digi-Egg of Love (Digimental of Love)is engraved with the Crest of Love. Most of the digivolutions which occur through this egg have something to do with winged creatures and/or an Egyptian motif, and they may also have the Crest
susiethemoderator: gruncheon: tickledgay: 1 egg scramble 1 egg scramble an scrambled egg.
targuzzler: pochowek: targuzzler: targuzzler: gnomes lay eggs but they dont survive doing it gnomes dont come from eggs but gnomes lay eggs. do they lay eggs in self defense and then die immediately? just like bees? its more of an omelette type deal
eyedelater: saitama’s 3 face modes lowest detail: Egg. highest detail: Hot. moderate detail? …heg. each mode denotes a range of the spectrum from egg to hot, with heg representing the widest range egg mode: just an oval. trademark face. eyes are
montereybayaquarium:Fried egg! Fried egg! Gotta get down on fried egg! Today is an eggsellent day for admiring Phacellophora camtschatica, aka the fried egg or egg-yolk jelly. When these glorious golden globs glide along on the current, their colorful
theshyxibitionista: cravingsatmidnight: Eggs Benedict is an American breakfast & brunch dish, consisting of 2 halves of an English muffin, topped with Canadian-style bacon, or sometimes ham or bacon, a poached egg; and hollandaise sauce. The dish
awesomeflyingfreedom: sixpenceeeblog: This is an emu egg. One emu egg weighs about two pounds, or the equivalent of roughly 12 chicken eggs. Size, however, isn’t the only trait that sets emu eggs apart. Their stunning, emerald color makes them one of
novacaline replied to your post: hi guys how are you, hope your easter …Every year we have an Easter egg hunt there is always one egg that goes missing it’s been 3 years in a row… I am terrifiedomfg like a different egg or the same egg? either
Scootaloo had been thoroughly plucked; her little chicken wings looking like they were ready to be battered and fried as they flapped uselessly over her shoulders, raw and inflamed. But soon she forgot about the pain as she spotted it: an egg! Cold and
starborn-vagaboo: becdecorbin: dailybirdbeast: Bearded vulture. good I need approximately five hundred. I imagine an egg carton full of them
zooophagous: chasingthehawk: I really have to question this owl’s survival skills… Leg so hot. Hot hot leg. Leg so hot you fry an egg.
starhellcomics: A nice hot bath~ so hot you could boil an egg! Ko-fi♥
update: so i have 3 gym badges now and im gonna try to find a poffin case cause apparently im having trouble finding one?? mmmmm and the egg hatched into a togepi of course but cynthia was not there for the birth smh
also, did u know you can cook a cake inside an egg?? i saw this in a video last night that is so crazy
i managed to eat half the hashbrowns because i did happen to make an egg with it ! thank for ur suggestions, i will remember to use them next time (BUT HOPEFULLY NO NEXT TIME BC BLUH)
chiicharron: ahhh i finally uploaded these pokemon stickers i made wayyyy over a year ago (but didnt cause i wanted to include their evolutions but i never finished them cause im an egg) because of pokemon go, and these bnha ones i made like last june
zaphura: nicknamenyquil: mutisija: celesteiscute: mutisija: are.. people aware that you dont have to be straight to reproduce???? Can someone explain this to me? As far as I know, kids come from sperm going into an egg. How do you get a kid with
dinofarts: an-egg: yeah I speak Chinese 凵𠂆 𠂎丹丫 well fuck I’m chinese and I stared at this for about ten minutes before I got it
g-iggle: squided: diamoncls: yourwaifu: thala55o: mac and cheese what? mac and cheese That’s an egg no it’s becky
thenatsdorf:Buzzard cracking an egg with a rock.
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paul-so-hot-you-fry-an-egg: Me: *at the zoo* Me: *sees a walrus* Me: it’s pol Family: ???
decadentwerewolfflower: all my slaves must do as i say always , or your head will be made smooth as an egg Permanently!…do you understand my dear?..good..now behave yourself missie !
crabmandible: crabmandible: crabmandible: Im gonna hold an egg in my mouth for 2 hours to challenge myself. OGAHAGSIGf here is my quick artists rendition.. it was a primal moment
afternoonranger: i was walking to history class and saw an egg in a water fountain i don’t understand why or how but i wish it the best of luck on it’s journey
when pest control straight up tells u your house would not pass an inspection… hahaha I can’t wait to move in Julylike what a property management company that allows us to rent a place like this
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