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hamburgerjack: waldrop02: McDonald’s follows their breakfast rules more strictly than the Texas legislature follows its own voting rules. #try to get an egg mcmuffin at 11:01 in the am #just try that shit #and see how fast they shut you down #but
legalfunnybunny: marcgiela: mercedesbenzodiazepine: What the FUCK is this I’m dying me outside the club me when it’s 10:31am and I want an Egg McMuffin
pansneksual: Erin eats an egg! You can even hear her crack it with her spine!
nikolawashere: Blog so hot you can cook an egg on it. Animated by Me
clemvevo: id-shoot-me: aquanite: When your pigeon lays an egg in your lap… look how happy he is he’s so proud of himself he’s clearly a female
vancity604778kid:sevenshadesofa:ultrafacts: Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts Who just wakes up one day and thinks, “What if I cracked an egg underwater?” BECAUSE SCIENCE
rickdaryl: A young woman was having a hard time and told her mom she wanted to give up, so her mom went to the kitchen and started boiling three pots of water. She put a carrot in one, an egg in another, and ground coffee beans in the last one. After
accioheadcanons: lmaoalien: plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view “i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg”
dinofarts: an-egg: yeah I speak Chinese 凵𠂆 𠂎丹丫 well fuck I’m chinese and I stared at this for about ten minutes before I got it
anyway im starving, i actually only had half an egg this morning goes to heat up some pasta
walkingfoxy replied to your post: i wonder how long it will take me to h…18, i’m an optimistgod i hope so
afternoonranger: i was walking to history class and saw an egg in a water fountain i don’t understand why or how but i wish it the best of luck on it’s journey
cutbythemoon: wehopelessromanticme: 😂 Jingle bells…Batman smells…Robin laid an egg @jor-3l Hehehe!
onnanoko-sekai: smiling-prompto: trilllizard420: sangatsunolion: oh ym fucking god anime is cancelled FOR GOOD can i offer you an egg in these trying times? This is worse than the chicken nugget animation. This gave me polio
nathan97xo: Get Laid - The first thing an egg does :)
megs-the-magnificent: ultrannoying: laptopped: ultrannoying: i cracked an egg on a plate outside and within four minutes it was frozen where do you live? the antarctic? wisconsin Close enough
boygeorgemichaelbluth: twerkingtargaryens: You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty? They never said he was an egg.
omgtsn: laughingsquid:A Healthy Breakfast of Yogurt, Peach, and Apple Disguised as an Egg and Friesdo this to me and i will kill you
jealously: omgtsn: laughingsquid:A Healthy Breakfast of Yogurt, Peach, and Apple Disguised as an Egg and Friesdo this to me and i will kill you
beesmygod: carlosvaldes: nflstreet: I don’t understand how this even works First to finish their cigar gets to keep the baby you have to smoke the whole box in front of a doctor or they crack your baby in front of you like an egg
morningmusume: leg so hot you fry an egg
nansula:rhettandlink:laughingsquid:A Healthy Breakfast of Yogurt, Peach, and Apple Disguised as an Egg and Fries TERRIBLE This is rude
cleosbbwsubmits: Get Laid - The first thing an egg does :)
thatfunnyblog: You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty? They never said he was an egg.
naughtynudeselfies: dripping like an egg sandwich!
atomumu: [ wallpaper♡ ] Kyungsoo who was born from an egg. | http://imgur.com/a/EjH17
thejetmansslutdaughters: miakhalifablog: Mia Khalifa sexy pics http://fatlossfactormax.com/how-many-calories-in-an-egg/ I don’t know? Do you think they would mind if I had both?
fandom-artworks: shira-hedgie:Never stole an egg without making sure the mom is not near by… Shira-hedgie
hensa: Crack an egg on your head, let the yolk run down // Print
erinwert: selesnyapokemonprofessor: solace-y: howlsmovingumbrellastand: I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it! I thought it wasn’t possible to crack an egg in your palm like that how to fuck
sneakyfeets: Pokemon fans 2018: Ugh I HATE people who use computers to add Pokemon into their game it ruins it for the rest of us Pokemon fans 1999: Raise two Sneasels to level 57 who both have Beat Up as their third move and breed an Egg from them,
nae-design:This penguin plush hatches from an egg to chick to adult bird, by Osaka Kaiyukan Aquarium for the Japanese lifestyle store Felissimo.
what-even-is-thiss: erinwert: selesnyapokemonprofessor: solace-y: howlsmovingumbrellastand: I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it! I thought it wasn’t possible to crack an egg in your palm
wowxyeah: Team A had to create a low-carb cure for polio before the other team could put an egg in a bucket.
squided: diamoncls: yourwaifu: thala55o: mac and cheese what? mac and cheese That’s an egg
finnthepotato: i walked two kilometers to hatch an egg and its a zubat this is why i cant be a parent i cant wait 9 months for a kid what if its a fucking zubat again
chaining-the-katechon: pissyjorts: kavvka: pissyjorts: life… is an egg explain has chickens in it sometimes
videohall:This dog is confused by an egg.
clemvevo: id-shoot-me: aquanite: When your pigeon lays an egg in your lap… look how happy he is he’s so proud of himself he’s clearly a female Yes HE’S ! HAHAHAHA
It never actually says anywhere in 'Humpty Dumpty' that he was an egg.
i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed: videohall: This dog is confused by an egg. this is so important to me
jibriljoestar:boy-code: janemba:I’m an egg today 🍳🐣 easter look tbh my favorite
whenidiehallelujahbyandby:when u heat up leftovers for breakfast and put an egg on it >
memyselfandhate: iamonlydorb: sucysucyfivedolla: the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg oh no I’m not falling for this one again what
Life is strange is sad asf so here’s me in my costume for toon day tomorrow at school I am scoobydoo laugh at this and be happyWHY DO I STILL FUCKING LAUGH AT THIS FUCKING SCOOBY DOO COSTUME DANI W H Y
thatmightyheart:they’re dumbasses, brent
sucysucyfivedolla: skitty and wailord share an egg group
Hey, look! I’m not an egg with sunglasses anymore! I told myself awhile ago that it would be silly to make a tumblr just to swoon over some dude I don’t know with a hot voice. but… it’s actually really, really hot, and my genitals are hopelessly
hottieandsubbie: This is so wonderful better than I expected. Hubbie was wound up. Really wound up, like I’ve never seen him. He made me breakfast in bed again. It was nothing to crazy, just a bagel, an egg and some coffee, but still. It was
psyducked: erectdick: psyducked: i wish i could be paid to sit on an egg I wish I could be paid to sit on a cock
kennyssmile: The boys supporting ALS by doing the ice water challenge! They also donated and encouraged others as well! So if anyone “doubts” their support, they can go suck an egg! :) HERE’S THE ALS DONATION LINK :) HERE’S A LINK THAT ALSO PROVES
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